Hey anyone have Ronda Rousey's getting her ass beat gif.
who the fuck is /b/ you're acting like you're part of something maggot nobody here associates themselves with you you're just some random nerd behind a keyboard know your place
this is one level up from a couple of girls pulling each others hair in a bar fight
one girl throwing nothing but clumsy right hands, the other staggering around getting hit by them.
its a joke that these girls get paid the same level as real athletes
I agree with this faggot.
The only reason why Ronda is so successful is because she is pretty decent looking and is white. No one will ever be as successful as her in the UFC or in general.
The female aspect of the sport is still pretty meh and now that Ronda is out its done like her career.
It had a good run while it lasted and even Dana White knows this and that is why he sold the UFC. The talent pool is getting really washed out since all the really good UFC fighters are starting to age and retire and go on to other ventures. Im glad to see that women's contact sports will be dying cause it really is just stupid seeing low level chicks who don't know how to fight try and fail miserably.
>inb4 some faggot says a mma bitch can own me
i leik her think she is so cute
I would gladly eat her estrogen laden girl-poop.
Yes, first though I lick her feets,
I wish she was my Mom and I was 8 and she haz to give me an enema.
she was extremely overrated
after beating some hue acountant cunt that had 4 months of traning, everyone was shilling on her supreme boxing skills, she made the cover of a huge boxing magazine and people were even saying she might have the best boxing in the world.
then she got fucking tooled and exposed.
And those were all against shitty nobodies. Ronda basically made the womens UFC popular and you can thank her for that, but besides that all of her wins were against almost no one spectacular except maybe miesha tate. She got fucking rocked last night because she cant strike for shit and has been told countless times by her coach that she can. Then when she went up against someone who is actually a good striker she got royally fucked. If she could get amanda on the ground it would have been a different outcome, but she will never be as good as everyone thought she was because actual challengers are in the league now.
Uh no. Good fighters exit at all ages. There is always a heavy supply of fighters. They just choose to go elsewhere instead of the UFC because the UFC treats them like shit. I promise you theres a 14yo kid out there that would rekt Mcgreggor with pure talent
The most dangerous fighters are the ones who are not confidant. They will do things you arnt expecting.
12years Fight experience and Id rather fight someone with confidence then with out.
I'm 33 years old, I weigh 350 pounds and I've never been in an actual fight in my life, and I would gladly get in the ring with either of these cunts with reasonable surety I'd win.
I think you are pretty ignorant to think that when it comes to MMA that a fighter that "wins" is "showing up". The sport is so intense that its hard to stay on top even after a few fights.
Yeah Nunez won against Ronda but she could easily lose next time. This sport is so unforgiving and just so hard to predict that no one fighter can ever be extremely great all the time. Ronda is proof that this can happen and so is Spider Silva. I think that is what makes this sport a bit hard to follow vs boxing where a dude can be on top for all his career.
Im a 190 cage fighter. Ive fought many men that were 140+ Ive seen those men try to hit people i train with who are 200+ Trust me when I say a 135 pro MMA fighter thats a woman wouldnt do any real damage unless she aims for the testicle. Im speaking from experience. Whatcha got?
When I was in college I was into boxing. Amateur college boxing. And no one was this bad. Just some terrible punches and thats it. So lame. On this ufc shit I always saw some jiu jitso judo shit going on, lots of moves I never understood completely. But this was just plain boxing. Terribly lame boxing. First year of trainning boxing.
You are mad if you think that was clumsy striking. The only time it was remotely messy is when Ronda tries to clinch and there's a little scuffle. Take a look at Cruz's striking in 4 and 5 to see some clumsy shit.
You really are over thinking it. Who says the 350 person is going to chase? I slow approach is fine.
Use your brain a 350 pound man has greater reach and so on to a 135 pound girl. LOL
honestly it's just her fucking face. She always has this annoying ass face before she starts a fight, reminds me of Diego Sanchez, and EVERYONE loves seeing that guy lose.
Is this nigga serious?
she's been shoved into the public light bc she cleans up ok. The ufc made her out to be a goddess to draw a female audience. She never really took any difficult fights, but she has a high opinion of her abilities.
Tl;dr she's just a mediocre cunt with a 6.5/10 face and a bloated ego.
>a brilliant man
"I have a son—he’s 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them."
I love watching sumo. How they push on each other for about 5 seconds and then take a break. These people train to exert short bursts of power and then a rest. A short 350 pound neckbeard trains by masturbating and playing WOW.
Kek at you being a nigger. Rousey was good because she was decent at fighting and always fought against girls that didn't know what they were doing. Now the level of talent has caught up and passed her, and the good fighters can easily whoop her ass.
>people respond to him
>lower vote count than the losers of previous 2 elections
I don't give a shit about either side, but I believe in math.
He won because hillary sucked so hard she couldn't even get own base to vote for her. Both of them are the lowest approved candidates we've ever had.
Don't be a dipshit, no one actually likes him.
She was hyped to a ridiculous degree. People were comparing her to Ali and Tyson, saying she'd beat Floyd Mayweather, calling her a real life superhero, a "once ever athlete", Joe Rogan literally broke down crying about how honoured he was to call her fights.
As for her, she has a massive ego, acted like no one could touch her, was a huge bitch to basically everyone she fought, wouldn't touch gloves, would invent perceived slights so she could give herself an excuse to be an angry cunt all the time. She presented herself as a role model to young girls, but then started dating a guy with multiple domestic violence claims against him.
Basically, she was a huge count, built up to be the second coming, and then got gloriously, hilariously tooled twice.
your comparing them to people that actually train. I don't care how much you weigh, if you're not used to taking hits and you're a large lardass, you're going to lose eventually.
source: I've sparred with guys that are 200+ when I'm only 160, and the guys that have no idea what they're doing won't land a solid shot, mostly because they don't know how to. Of course even a nominal amount of fighting experience changes everything. And there's little correlation to body weight and not having a glass jaw.
I think you're greatly overestimating your abilities.
Bob Sapp is more of a circus freak than a legit fighter; but he'd still snap you in half.
I never claimed otherwise, I do need to lose weight, and I am losing weight, last week I had to add another hole to my belt so it can get tight enough to hold my pants up. But I' still pretty sure I could take either of hem in an actual fight.
I agree with this. Rousey is, by nature, a big girl. It's probably torture to make weight since she's a fat-ass by nature. Happened to BJ Penn trying to fight at a weight that didn't fit his true nature...
It's just like dude who come into the gym and think they're king shit because they're a bit swole and even the skinniest dudes just walk around them in sparring. Everyone thinks their Ali until they actually get hit.
And that's more crying from the losers.
No cognitive dissonance is pretending that Obama and Clinton weren't responsible for creating ISIS.
Actually yes, Killary won the popular vote by 2.7 million, and there's an investigation underway into 3 million illegal votes. Once that's done and the numbers corrected, he'll have won the popular vote too.
She's a poor sport. After her first loss, she said she was contemplating suicide and shit. Then she comes back over a year later and is just given a title match for no real reason.
Holly Holm is so pumped up with steroids. You gotta be joking! Plus Nunes is suspect, too. Nice nut sack.
I do half naratheons monthly, I'm assuming 5, 5 minute rounds of him trying to corner me and since he fights pride rules I'm gonna be hitting him soccer kicks while moving out of the way like he's a wild hog
No you can't, you just have cofidence cause you're drunk. Try jumping rope for more than a minute and tell me that you don't feel like vomiting and dying. They aren't just gonna stand in front of you and let you grab them.
Hi, Crystl Bustos here and I can vouch for Nunes and say she is, without a doubt, all woman!!!
Um, hate to bust your bubble there champ but Trump won by getting more republican voters to turn out then any other republican in modern memory. The only reason Hillary "won" the popular vote is due to several million illegal beaners voting in California and a few other south western states. If you removed the illegal votes(and the other election fraud dems always pull) it wasn't even close. Hillary got BTFO.
looking at Nunes last couple fights... she seems to know a little bit
Ronda's whole game was to clinch, do some Judo.
> pro tip: last 2 opponents didn't let themselves get grabbed
betting line wasn't that great. Nunes was +145... i made a few hundred dollars
She also surrounds herself with yes men. Any fighter would have sacked a coach that said "going great champ" in between the rounds while she was getting stomped by Holmes, but she stay with him. The gifs of her shadow boxing made the round prior to the Holmes fight and then the same shitty style was seen before Nunes. She literally didn't improve her stand up at all in a year. She had a massive weakness and didn't address it at all in a year. She a fucking shit sport. She's a bitch and now she's done.
This is why you dumb fuckers lost. You spent a year and a half thinking everybody hated him and that Hillary had it in the bag. Then you liberal faggots found out the hard way you were full of shit. Apparently some of you are completely learning disabled.
the funny part about all this was...
she (Ronda) beat bethe correia by KO, in a sloppy slugfest that last a minute
in turn: she and everyone around her + the idiot hype machine of "fans" that don't know anything about fighting tell her she can box
she gets her ass handed to her by 2 people that actually know how to throw a punch
> Cruz / Cody was a better fight
I'll bet anyone Ronda retires..
-Are we just going to ignore this?
-Oh...oh we are. OK then.
I'm sorry, but how is that relevant to a fight? It's not like I have to chase them down, my reach is better, they're not strong enough to wrestle me and I know enough to keep my hands on my chin to stop punches. I had three sisters so I can see a shot to the balls coming a mile away (and my gelatinous thighs make it hard to hit me in the balls anyway) and if the fight does go to the ground, it's over. They're simply not strong enough to move me once I'm on top. Not to mention these hags wouldn't be used to the feeling of a man on top of them in the first place. Also I never drink, alcohol tastes like I imagine moose piss does.
Saw an article this morning that said she's literally a girl with daddy issues (due to her dads suicide) that clings to her chad coach because he's a straight up dick to her and she eats that shit up. If she wasn't a big time fighter she'd probably be a craigslist prostitute right now. Willing to be anything that comment Beth Correa made about her dad's suicide hit a lot deeper then Ronda lets on.
Not him but it's very apparent that you've never been in a fight by what you're typing. Fighters need to be fit for more reasons than just making weight. The only person you'd luck out and beat is someone who has never fought before and even that isn't a certain.
That woman she fought was basically a man and it made her look smaller
I want to have sex with her right after she fights and is all sweaty and stinky and beaten up and emotional and I put it in her pooper
She gonna rape this bitch in the pooper
She seems like she's troubled and has emotional issues and is depressed
Random thoughts on this cunt
> now that she's retiring can we stop pretending she's not a 5.5/10?
> she was a one trick pony (armbar) that no one had an answer for-- until everybody did
> had she touched gloves with Holmes she might still be beloved by fan boys. her lack of sportsmanship cost her a lot
> women's mma is just like any other women's sport-- a sideshow/freakshow to the men's. The USA Women's soccer team routinely loses to the High School boys they scrimmage against and the most ferocious women's fighters would get their asses kicked the same way
> women's mma is popular because guys like to fap to their asses while they grapple
A brilliant statesman and a bumbling orange fool. These men are complete opposites, and this time around, America had enough of measured reason, and America elected someone they most identify with. Not a left wing intellectual elitist, but an authoritarian idiot.
No, we found out the hard way that we really are erudite elitists, out of touch with the rest of America. We realized that while we thought there were more people like us than there really were, the country is full of poor, ignorant white folks who hate being talked down to and treated like the angry, scared children they are.
Liberals literally think there are 40 fucking genders but they call OTHER people dumb. "Erudite" isn't a word I would use to describe liberals. "Brain washed cultist" might be a better fit.
No, America voted against a candidate who wanted to throw open our borders to even more underclass 3rd worlders and pracitioners of the religion of peace who've made a habit of rape and terror everywhere they're let in--- and then had the audacity to tell us that this would make us stronger.
Moreover, she was the architect of Libyan anarchy (even giggling about it) and wanted to overthrow another ME strongman and get in Russia's face about their moves in their own fucking backyard. . . she couldn't convince the public at large that we needed more ME chaos and an enemy in Russia.
Telling us we need more wogs
Planning to start more wars
+Being an obnoxious cunt (vid related)
Losing the race
1. I don't give a shit about New Years
2. That's a real Ronda Rousey level comeback you got there champ...
No, those people are just idiots, both of our sides have utter morons. You have you rednecks and evangelicals, we have our 8th gender ze, zim zir, sparkleponies.
I'm the guy you're responding to.
Here's hoping Conor McGregor will similarly featured on a brutally honest jpeg.
Something about braggarts that makes me glad when they're humiliated.
A champ who stays humble in spite of it all is the one I root for rain or shine, victory or defeat.
She's an accomplished attorney, a competent stateswoman, and she understands how a bill becomes a law. You may disagree with liberal policies, but like Ted Cruz, she knows what she is doing.
Trump is an idiot. You could have had Cruz, a literal genius, and evil conservative to boot, but you elected a dumbass.
"Iraq and Iran were very similar militarily, and they’d fight, fight, fight, and then they’d rest. They’d fight, fight, fight, and then Saddam Hussein would do the gas, and somebody else would do something else, and they’d rest." –Donald Trump, demonstrating his knowledge of foreign policy at a town hall meeting in Virginia Beach, VA (Sept. 6, 2016)
Moral of the story?
Don't fuck with Brazilians or Portuguese people, they'll fucking kill.you.
listen slum rat come up to new york on 2nd street in front of mcdonalds and say that to me. Please you brown shit skin i really wish you had to mental and financial capacity to leave the slums
Lol yea what a faggot browsig 4choon on newyears must be gay hahaa what a looser
Thinking that you are SUPPOSED to do something on New Years is what a kid would think. An adult isn't going to give a shit one way or the other.
You are kind of your own worst enemy, champ. You keep hitting yourself instead of me.
>She's an accomplished attorney,
Yup, Yale law. And she wants to import millions of 3rd worlders / Muzzies to make us "stronger together".
>a competent stateswoman,
Not really. She, along with Samantha Power, master-minded Libya and Syria. She wants to start shit with Russia over something of absolutely no concern to us.
> and she understands how a bill becomes a law.
Yup. But again she advocates positions that are a disaster everywhere.
>You may disagree with liberal policies,
I don't really. Scandinavia manages great quality of life with a large welfare net, no religion to speak of, and LOTS of leisure time. . . we could have the same here if only we hadn't passed the 1965 immigration act.
>Ted Cruz, she knows what she is doing.
I'd take Bernie over Ted . . . at least the old hippie won't lead us to more foreign adventures.
My only issues are
1. Don't import disastrous populations by the millions
2. Don't get us into more wars
ie Don't invade the world, don't import the world.
You can have gay marriage, a $15 min wage, a maximum wage, public healthcare, and I'll even pretend Bruce Jenner is now a woman . . . just PLEASE don't make me live around more dysfunctional, violent, thieving primitives!!!
Ronda's a cousin of mine. Never met her though. It's a shame she's fallen from good graces. I think she's a good at what she does, but clearly isn't as good as she thought she was. That said I hope she can get her act together and come out on top to some degree.
On a side note I think Ronda's mom(cant remember her name) used her to live out her dream. If I remember correctly my dad told me her mom used to do similar stuff. Mostly judo, but didn't really get anywhere.
You do realize that the Clintons had their law licenses yanked for all the shady shit they were involved in right?
As for Ted Cruz, he is literally an illegal beaner that made his way here via Canada. Real Americans passed on his ass. Hard.
Then why aren't you out there partying too? Fucking retard. You're bashing on him for being home on 4chan when you're in the exact same boat. Like God damn.
I hope to sweet baby Jesus you're trolling.
He's failing pretty hard but at least he managed to unlock an achievement:
I actually completely agree with you about Muslims. I don't mind Mexicans because they work and pay taxes. But bringing in religious zealots of ANY religion is idiotic. Mexican culture also doesn't bother me, but Arab culture is shit.
I don't want more wars either, and I don't want more Muslims. But all of this conservative make believe about Hillary (she's had 30 people executed apparently) shows how conservatives are ALSO just as idiotic on the fringes as liberals are.
Pretty high. Not really. Honestly I don't know much about their side of the family. They didn't live nearby so I pretty much forgot they existed until Ronda started showing up everywhere. My dad told me about them when I was 9-ish. Back then I was like
>"Oh man I wanna do Karate dad."
>"Y'know you have a cousin that does Judo. Her names Ronda, and she does it with her mom"
That was pretty much the first and only time I heard of her. In retrospect I wish I had gotten to know her. Ah well.
Her situation is akin to Royce Gracie's in the early UFCs: no one knew how to handle her game until everybody figured it out.
>Royce used sloppy take-downs to get submissions
>Ronda used Judo to get the armbars
>People figured out submission grappling and Royce became a nobody who suffered a humiliating beating when he tried to comeback
>Women figured out how to stop Ronda's throws to armbars and that she can't box . . . two humiliating defeats to boxers followed.
Both Royce and Ronda (I just mentally pronounced her "Honda" in my head) will remain historically important figures, but became obsolete pretty quickly.
P.S. How is it to have sexy pics of your cousin to fap to?
He was the best conservative bet on the table, and I say that as a liberal. He is supremely conservative, is patriotic, and is inarguably one of the most intelligent people who has run for the office. And you all passed on him in favor of trump for what reason?
I'll be honest, I prefer the conservative idiot trump over the conservative genius Cruz, but you all are idiots for not choosing your best candidate.
News flash champ, the millions of 3rd world south americans that are streaming across our border aren't doing it because they want to work and pay taxes. They are coming here for the free gibs. They know that once they get here they will get free housing, free food, free medical, etc all courtesy of real Americans taxes.
Hillary is a complete and total scumbag. She's been scum her entire adult life. Have fun trying to defend the indefensible.
Well, pretty much, she is Dana White's prize one-trick pony. Always protected, always fighting someone with far less experience, always finding ways to disqualify credible competition and get opponents to fight at a disadvantage. Talking ridiculous smack constantly. Holm delivering that round kick to the side of her head, priceless. Dana's obvious childish interaction with Holm post fight was the icing, made my year. I hate that the ufc makes so much money, while most of the fighters just barely scrape by and have to beg for money if their children are sick. Anything that pisses Dana White off makes me smile.
Small problem with your story there champ, Cruz got BTFO by Trump in the primary. Then Hillary got BTFO by Trump in the general. How does that work if Cruz is some kind of genius conservative and Trump is some kind of moron?
Reality and liberalism are apparently mortal enemies...
Bill was disbarred for lying during the Lewinsky investigation. Not for any shady shit. Its hardly shady to say you weren't pumping your secretary. Trump does shadier shit hourly.
>lying during an investigation isn't shady shit.
Trump defeated all of the republican establishment to secure the primary. Then he defeated the entire democratic establishment. He did all of this while being attacked by the corrupt establishment media who basically spent a year and a half shitting on him and basically calling him Hitler.
The guy took on the ENTIRE SYSTEM and beat it at it's own game. Yeah, he sounds like a total moron...
'm a sorta right-leaning guy and W. made me fondly yearn for the days when my President merely committed perjury, subornation of perjury, witness tampering, and obstruction. . . .
Breaking the world, making a billion more people hate us, . . . fuck it, I'm going to bed.
Happy New Year /b/rothers . . . I've enjoyed talking to y'all even, maybe especially, to those with whom I've disagreed.
On December 31, 2017 we won't be here because we've completed our resolutions are are about to shoot a load of babybatter into a qt 3.14.
>liberals have perfectly clear jiz
What you just wrote is incredibly ignorant. Free gibs? Really? Illegals using our social services, like section 8, Medicare, Medicade, and snap? Okay buddy.
If your so pissed about misspent taxes, you should look at our military, not Mexicans. But I guess you don't actually care, or you would know better.
Who's going to the White House on Jan 20th?
>social security going broke
>medicare going broke
>20 trillion in debt
guess we better cut military spending so we can keep paying for those 30 million 3rd world pieces of shit squatting on our social programs.
Trump swept all the swing states and picked up 3 states that weren't even supposed to be in play, but go ahead and keep crying about how Hillary should actually be president because an extra 3 million illegals in California voted for her.
I think she just lost her mojo/confidence with her firt loss and entered the ring with fear
Kinda like you are doing something you know you could be performing better without the anxiety and fear
>batshit crazy jihadis fucking shit up everywhere
>perfect time to cut military spending even more
30 million, wow! They've really fucked our social security and Medicare, haven't they! Taking all that money! That they totally are taking. Illegals. And also not paying federal taxes, and other things you said. Words! You know them and use them!
You obviously don't.
Cry more, loser.
If you think about it, the thread works perfectly.
Rousey was a cocky bitch who thought she couldn't lose and she got BTFO.
Clinton was a cocky bitch who thought she couldn't lose and she got BTFO.
You know illegals don't use social security or Medicare, right, and that they have nothing to do with the borrowing that caused the debt, right, and that they often pay federal taxes, right?
You also know that poor white natural born citizens with no savings such as yourself and your inbred southern clan are the reason for social security and Medicare, right?
Anyone that can make it thru the ringer of olympic judo and come out with a medal is a fucking badass. In the small crosssection of fighting that it represents, its one of the most physically demanding things you can do.
My guess is that she got lazy and surrounded by yes men after her early success and never got the fire back
that slum rat she fought had flames coming out of her fucking eyes
Oh yea, I remember.
Are you brain damaged? Do you really think that all the illegals streaming into the country and all of the "refugees" that Prez Bobo has been flying in here aren't hoovering up shit tons of gibs? THAT'S THE REASON THEY ALL WANT TO COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
If you overlay a demographic map showing where the black/hispanic population is with a map of where the social spending is going, guess what, they match perfectly! That's why "southern" states have high social program usage. Because southern states have high percentages of nigs and beaners.
Check my three dubs posts
I didn't even want Hillary to win and know the Don won fair and square but the stupid shit about illegals voting for her is bullshit. California is simply the most populated state in the Union and is blue that's it. Stop spewing retarded shit, it's idiots like you that make people think all of Trumps supporters are retarded.