Post New Years Resolutions Last 2 digits are percent change

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be positive

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>>717250729
I wish to impregnate Anzu.

My resolution is to not be a faggot if I am OP

>>717250729
Quit smoking
Quit being fat

Fade away into a catatonic, non-existent state

Get the courage to commit suicide

not kill myself

>>717250729
start a race war

>>717250729
try to get over ex of three years/get back together
get a better fucking career

>>717251040
Good luck, fatass

i cant, my last new year resolution was that i wouldnt make any new year resolutions this year.

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getting a GF

Kill someone

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>>717251188
>88

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>>717250729
get swole

>>717251301

PFFTHAHAHAHAH

Not spend the next one on 4chan.

>>717251357
I'm jewish actually. i just want to see retarded people kill each other.

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>>717251188

>get drivers licence
>graduate High School
>apply for college
>get a job
>get a girlfriend
>loose virginity
>hit the gym

>>717251301
rekt

Quit candy, cake and coca cola

Gettin some gains

to win the lottery

>>717250729
Bring down British parliament

Finish game get A's in honor classes and finish my second album

eat dicks

Have sex

EET SHIT

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>>717250729
be god

get rich

>>717250729
get ripped to fuck bitches and get money.

>>717251620
MODS

MODS

MODS

gf and money

>>717251065
Do it faggot
Orogiin a

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>>717250729

>>717251991
ill take this %

Saying it

Get a girlfriend

>>717250729
Get a new fuckbuddy or maybe a gf

>>717251065
make sure to stream it and post the link on /b/

k thx bye

I would like to be a better husband to my wife

And stop fapping to trap threads.

kek will make it so

lose weight.

Fuck Taylor swift in the ass

Kill myself

>>717252092

I'm saved! Surely kek will follow me all the days of my life.

Baily Jay, I cast you out.

>>717250981
not going to happen. see you next year faggot.

>>717252098

Congrats weight loss Anon

>>717250729
Smoke weed, climb, fuck her right in the pussy

>>717250729
Get the courage to get a job, become a vagabond, or kill myself.

Getting ripped af tbh fam

Drink more alcohol. Smoke more weed. Roll.

Gonna lose weight and eat more pussy.

>>717252218
ah thanks. i'm way to lazy for my own good. i do fifty sit ups like every three days. i dont try nearly hard enough. i will definitely try tho.

>>717250729
not die

>no fap 1yr
>no longer spend your tax $'s on vidya supremacy

use lots of drugs, talk to girl and go well on programming college

>>717250729
Get my life together, and make it how I want it.

>>717250960
Also this.

>I couldn't shave my head because of job, fuck.

>>717252296
nice mate

Gonna make a million dollars

Get a job and get a 1st at uni

>>717252566
Mah wife will be upset. Nice dubs m8.

Lose 10-15kg

>>717252687
Fuck yeah im taking those odds!

>>717250729
Get a faithful gf

>>717252812
What about a gf in general?

>>717252812
Cuck.

>>717250729
I'll get a little better, overall

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>>717251301
FUCKINNGGG RIPPPP

LELELEL

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Suicide

I just want to be ok. I don't care how much more I have to suffer for it as long as I can spend more time smiling than crying.

>>717250729
stop posting on 4chin

>>717252950
>literal coinflip
GL m8

'16 wasn't that bad for me, better than '15, which was better than '14 by a long shot.

Res:
stay the course.

kill adam sandler

>>717250729
Get swole.

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Become a multi-millionaire, 30 million dollars is the goal.

>>717253116
Rolling for this.

finally break up with useless girlfriend who sucks all the peace out of my life

Do well in Uni

I want to have a stable job and finally leave my mom's place

have sex

>>717253223
Gl m8

>>717253209
he is immortal. everytime he dies, another movie where he does the same role comes out

>>717250729
JOIN US FOR NEW YEARS twitch thedrewsmokeshow

>>717253304
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna be wizard

>>717253110
yeah. thought so.
LOL

>>717253304
Rip u

sex with Dillion Harper

Get with a bad bitch.

>>717253384
Not so shabby

>>717253348
srsly?

>>717253299
noice

>>717250729
Go out with my crush

get a girlfriend preferably older

>>717250729
Make a million dollars

>>717253513
bamboozzled

Stop being a nigger.

69

>>717253307
thanks buddy. I live with her unfortunately so we'll see what happens

>>717253588
Hitler wills it!

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Stop looking at cuck threads

>>717250729
Get ripped; next belt in my martial art. Go me!!!!

>>717250729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQv-XapJuo

Lose weight
Stop fapping

I will get out of this dead end relationship and finally make things right with the actual love of my life.

to never roll numbers under 41

Drink more

1.) Not die
2.) Not kill myself

>>717253803
why tho

>>717250729
stop drinking so much

Fuck only girls rated 8 and up

Get rich and make sure my family never goes without

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>get a job
>move out of mom's place
>bag gf

>>717250729
Graduate and get fit.

Get back to my true love after that idiotic impulsive breakup

>>717250729
fuck OP's mom

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>>717250729
Have sex with the pic related lookalike chick from my gym.

Make lots of money

>>717250729
Fuck Rebecca

get a paybump from $80k to at least $100k.

>>717254595
95 CHANCE PRAISE KEK. I'LL KEEP MAKING GOOD CHOICES AND I'LL GET LUCKY. FUCK YES.

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>>717254527
Worth the shot.

Be in the best relationship I've ever had

I'll get laid

Not a single cigarette ever

>>717254981
Not bad odds

>>717254903
Sorry fam

lose weight

Good school results

>>717250729
Change my sex and become a complete woman.

>>717250729
be first in my class and convince my employer to pay for my master degree

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Get fit
Get good job
Get girl
Get out
I have my reasons

>>717255301
Kek understands that transfaggotry is a mental illness

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>>717255476
seems about right

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>>717255093
try hard and you will succeed anon

be the best as basketball

>>717250729
finally get into a relationship

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>>717250729
Die or murdering spree

>>717251620
Im assuming this anon is an 18 year old senior

>>717255621
I am a woman and I have always been one.
I don't care what you or anyone else think.

Smoke more weed.

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Go Rambo on some normies and an hero afterwards