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Post New Years Resolutions

Last 2 digits are percent change you will succeed
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be positive
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>>717250729
I wish to impregnate Anzu.
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My resolution is to not be a faggot if I am OP
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>>717250729
Quit smoking
Quit being fat
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Fade away into a catatonic, non-existent state
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Get the courage to commit suicide
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not kill myself
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>>717250729
start a race war
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>>717250729
try to get over ex of three years/get back together
get a better fucking career
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>>717251040
Good luck, fatass
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i cant, my last new year resolution was that i wouldnt make any new year resolutions this year.
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getting a GF
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Kill someone
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>>717251188
>88
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>>717250729
get swole
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>>717251301

PFFTHAHAHAHAH
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Not spend the next one on 4chan.
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>>717251357
I'm jewish actually. i just want to see retarded people kill each other.
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>>717251188
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>get drivers licence
>graduate High School
>apply for college
>get a job
>get a girlfriend
>loose virginity
>hit the gym
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>>717251301
rekt
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Quit candy, cake and coca cola
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Gettin some gains
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to win the lottery
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>>717250729
Bring down British parliament
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Finish game get A's in honor classes and finish my second album
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eat dicks
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Have sex
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EET SHIT
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>>717250729
be god
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get rich
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>>717250729
get ripped to fuck bitches and get money.
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>>717251620
MODS

MODS

MODS
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gf and money
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>>717251065
Do it faggot
Orogiin a
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>>717250729
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>>717251991
ill take this %
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Saying it
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Get a girlfriend
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>>717250729
Get a new fuckbuddy or maybe a gf
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>>717251065
make sure to stream it and post the link on /b/

k thx bye
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I would like to be a better husband to my wife

And stop fapping to trap threads.

kek will make it so
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lose weight.
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Fuck Taylor swift in the ass
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Kill myself
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>>717252092

I'm saved! Surely kek will follow me all the days of my life.

Baily Jay, I cast you out.
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>>717250981
not going to happen. see you next year faggot.
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>>717252098

Congrats weight loss Anon
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>>717250729
Smoke weed, climb, fuck her right in the pussy
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>>717250729
Get the courage to get a job, become a vagabond, or kill myself.
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Getting ripped af tbh fam
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Drink more alcohol. Smoke more weed. Roll.
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Gonna lose weight and eat more pussy.
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>>717252218
ah thanks. i'm way to lazy for my own good. i do fifty sit ups like every three days. i dont try nearly hard enough. i will definitely try tho.
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>>717250729
not die
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>no fap 1yr
>no longer spend your tax $'s on vidya supremacy
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use lots of drugs, talk to girl and go well on programming college
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>>717250729
Get my life together, and make it how I want it.

>>717250960
Also this.

>I couldn't shave my head because of job, fuck.
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>>717252296
nice mate
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Gonna make a million dollars
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Get a job and get a 1st at uni
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>>717252566
Mah wife will be upset. Nice dubs m8.
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Lose 10-15kg
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>>717252687
Fuck yeah im taking those odds!
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>>717250729
Get a faithful gf
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>>717252812
What about a gf in general?
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>>717252812
Cuck.
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>>717250729
I'll get a little better, overall
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>>717251301
FUCKINNGGG RIPPPP

LELELEL
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Suicide
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I just want to be ok. I don't care how much more I have to suffer for it as long as I can spend more time smiling than crying.
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>>717250729
stop posting on 4chin
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>>717252950
>literal coinflip
GL m8
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'16 wasn't that bad for me, better than '15, which was better than '14 by a long shot.

Res:
stay the course.
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kill adam sandler
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>>717250729
Get swole.
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Become a multi-millionaire, 30 million dollars is the goal.
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>>717253116
Rolling for this.
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finally break up with useless girlfriend who sucks all the peace out of my life
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Do well in Uni
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I want to have a stable job and finally leave my mom's place
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have sex
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>>717253223
Gl m8
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>>717253209
he is immortal. everytime he dies, another movie where he does the same role comes out
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>>717250729
JOIN US FOR NEW YEARS twitch thedrewsmokeshow
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>>717253304
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna be wizard
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>>717253110
yeah. thought so.
LOL
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>>717253304
Rip u
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sex with Dillion Harper
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Get with a bad bitch.
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>>717253384
Not so shabby
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>>717253348
srsly?
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>>717253299
noice
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>>717250729
Go out with my crush
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get a girlfriend preferably older
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>>717250729
Make a million dollars
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>>717253513
bamboozzled
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Stop being a nigger.
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69
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>>717253307
thanks buddy. I live with her unfortunately so we'll see what happens
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>>717253588
Hitler wills it!
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Stop looking at cuck threads
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>>717250729
Get ripped; next belt in my martial art. Go me!!!!
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>>717250729
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQv-XapJuo
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Lose weight
Stop fapping
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I will get out of this dead end relationship and finally make things right with the actual love of my life.
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to never roll numbers under 41
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Drink more
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1.) Not die
2.) Not kill myself
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>>717253803
why tho
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>>717250729
stop drinking so much
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Fuck only girls rated 8 and up
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Get rich and make sure my family never goes without
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>get a job
>move out of mom's place
>bag gf
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>>717250729
Graduate and get fit.
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Get back to my true love after that idiotic impulsive breakup
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>>717250729
fuck OP's mom
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>>717250729
Have sex with the pic related lookalike chick from my gym.
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Make lots of money
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>>717250729
Fuck Rebecca
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get a paybump from $80k to at least $100k.
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>>717254595
95 CHANCE PRAISE KEK. I'LL KEEP MAKING GOOD CHOICES AND I'LL GET LUCKY. FUCK YES.
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>>717254527
Worth the shot.
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Be in the best relationship I've ever had
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I'll get laid
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Not a single cigarette ever
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>>717254981
Not bad odds
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>>717254903
Sorry fam
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lose weight
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Good school results
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>>717250729
Change my sex and become a complete woman.
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>>717250729
be first in my class and convince my employer to pay for my master degree
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Get fit
Get good job
Get girl
Get out
I have my reasons
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>>717255301
Kek understands that transfaggotry is a mental illness
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>>717255476
seems about right
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>>717255093
try hard and you will succeed anon
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be the best as basketball
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>>717250729
finally get into a relationship
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>>717250729
Die or murdering spree
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>>717251620
Im assuming this anon is an 18 year old senior
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>>717255621
I am a woman and I have always been one.
I don't care what you or anyone else think.
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Smoke more weed.
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Go Rambo on some normies and an hero afterwards
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