Hi /b/ I'm an 18 year old female who is thinking of joining

Security Forces, since they'll allow anyone who meets the min requirement, and you're not much better than the minimum. Study more and try again.

>>717248587
what would a good score be, anon?

>>717248291
Sandwich Maker.

>>717248870

Over 9000

>>717248870

but seriously at least 65+. This is the min score for someone with a GED, so you are going to look like a retard if you can't even get this. 93+ is the score at which all career fields would be open. what do you want to do?

>>717249202
i dont really know what i want to do yet but i would be interested in some administrative fiels. the military will be like a part time job.

>>717248291
i hope to god this is bait

>>717248870
I'd retake that ASVAB if you can, unless you change your mind and go Army. If I recall most Airforce jobs want 70+ on their ASVAB, and you can do so much better than 59. Just study for it next time you take it.

>>717248291
Security Forces.

Some people are born to be the bitch of others.

Yipou should join op

>>717249438
why so, anon?
I'm very new to this, I'm sorry

>>717248291
If you need any serious advice about the service I've been in the USMC for 3 1/2 years now, Kik me at TheAlchobolic.

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Not this job.
>>717248291

>>717249488
I don't know if I should take that negatively

>>717248291
Be useful and become a stripper

Go find the /meg/ thread on /k/

>>717248291
Have you considered the Army National Guard. They take people with lower scores.

What education are you looking to finance? Hair stylist or dental assistant?

>>717249319

my advice would be to see what jobs are available within a reasonable driving distance of where you want to live. if you can't find this yourself, ask your recruiter to pull it up through the AF Portal. Then figure out which of these jobs you would be willing to do, and then figure out what the min score would be for this job. Retake ASVAB until you get this score (make sure you study beforehand). Also, don't listen o what your recruiter says about the job. Look it up online and research it yourself. Recruiters lie.

>>717249555
Trips

>>717249733
college and a degree in economy

>>717249555
why couldn't she get a job where she'd earn this medal? SF gets them at a number of bases, and them min score is 36, so . . .

>>717250017
That's not a SP medal.

>>717248291
Every military base needs whores. That may be a very good way to finance your education if you are any good at it.

>>717250276
it's a nuke deterrence medal with an ops identifier. SF earns them at Minot, Malmstrom, FE, Whiteman, Kirtland, etc.

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>>717248587
>>717249202
>>717249440
>etc

Yeah, 59 is a shite score, OP... You're gonna be flipping burgers in a chow hall if you go in with a 59... Retake the test, study, and try to get a good score... Also, consider full-time .mil, because reserves are for pussies, posers, and old-timers.

Seriously, though, you really want to get that score up.

>>717249488
>"free-thinking" liberal zombie detected

>>717249527
D'aww, how cute! A cherry fuck boot!

most jobs, but youll have to entrance exams if you want to go for any officer positions.

>>717248291
Tits or gtfo you fucking cumdump

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>>717250461
>Minot

>>717250412
well that was unnecessarily rude

>>717250971
If you don't know what you're talking about, don't reply. You cannot be an AF officer if you don't have a four year degree, period. It's not via entrance exams. Officers take the AFOQT.

>>717248291
Is recommend going active duty and staying in for your 20years and retiring. 59 isn't too great. Definitely not indicative of a college ready individual. The adult civi world sucks anyway. Join the navy instead. You'll be guaranteed a home base on the coast.

Study and retake, you will end up with a shit AFSC with a 59. Shoot for 75+

>>717251047
yeah Minot sucks, but maybe she's in Velva or something and wants a reserve job while she goes to UND

>>717248291
tits or gtfo, you know the fucking rules.

with timestamp

>>717248291
shit I scored a 96 and I was half drunk (buddy stole a pint and one thing led to another). Are you honestly retarded?

>>717251570
I'm surprised this reply didn't come earlier. you fucking disappoint me, /b/

>>717251079
Nothing rude about it. It is factually correct. It is the easiest way to make money while studying. Plenty of girls do it, it is just something they generally keep quiet of course.

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>>717251409
>701fag detected?

>>717251756
or maybe higher standardized test scores are positively correlated to affluence, and she's just poor (which would also be why she can't afford higher education) Maybe her recruiter said to not bother studying because it doesn't help (some recruiters lie like this in order to fill some jobs that they would otherwise not be able to fill)

>>717251756
sorry to rain on your parade

>>717251920
lmao, nope. I kept my old cell phone number when I was stationed there because fuck having anything related to ND

>>717250017
Special forces need a minimum of 110 GT score. GT score is taken by the average score of each subject on the asvab.

>>717251773
the fact that people try to communicate with a presumed "femanon" before tits with timestamp were delivered is sad on it's own. This is not the /b/ I like to remember.

>>717251971
I would assume any recruiter like the average headhunter I speak to on a weekly basis are in fact liars of the professional variety.
>learned my lesson when I let one talk me into a two year contract in Nigeria.

>>717252141
SF in the USAF is Security Forces. SOF is special operating forces. The min score for SF is 36. But by all means, keep posting like you know what you're talking about

>>717248291

Probably POL, you fucking nigger.

Or Security Forces. Jesus fuck, you are retarded. And you're trying to finance in your education? What a waste.

>>717252363
every branch except the faggot force uses SF as special forces

>>717250835
The Air Force doesn't flip burgers. Contractors run all dining facilities.

Not completely familiar with all this enlisted talk here. Air Force Officer and aircrew here.

>>717252575

so every branch except the branch that is being discussed? good reading comprehension. also, factually incorrect

>>717252067
Oh? Why do you say that?

>>717252645

wrong. there are enlisted individuals in services that absolutely flip burgers.

>>717252141
security forces you faggot.

>>717252645
Lol oh really? There are like 3 dfaqs that are contracted out, and I've only been at training bases that have 0 enlisted working the grills.

Get out of tech school bitch.

>>717252654

how few years have you been in if you don't understand this "enlisted talk?" Never read AFI 1-1? Good job being a shitty leader. Maybe you should try interacting with the enlisted force some (I say this as an USAF officer)

>>717249319

That score will be fine for admin

Are you guys fucking stupid? The ASVAB grading scale only goes up to 80 points...Don't talk about shit you don't know

>>717248291
it will be like top gun once you start

>>717248587

>Study more

This shit is literally a 10th grade assessment. The last section sure may be more intense, but it's pure logic.

>>717249875
>A degree in economics
>49 math skills
>59 verbal comprehension

You do know that economics is largely math, right? With analytics coming into play and a dash of sociology.

>>717251079

You're joining the military, babe. Sure, the AF is a little more laid back, but you're still going to face *gasp* misogynistic assholes.

>>717251971

STFU with that

>muh standardization
>muh affluence

Anchor kid here, I scored a 99 on the first try because my recruiter didn't tell me about the practice run.

>>717248291

>59 ASVAB

This is like having an IQ score of 80, Jesus Christ.

>>717253104
what do you mean, anon?

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>>717252575
Are these Rangers faggots?

>>717253096
Wut. It's percentile based. She scored in the 56th percentile.

I got a 97 of it, homie. It does not just go up to 80. Besides, the GT score is the most important.

>>717253096
http://official-asvab.com/understand_coun.htm

Idiot.

>>717252654
God you officers are fucking retarded.

I had a captain ask one of my fucking airmen why we can't have commercial internet hooked up to our computers like he was the fuckup. Most of you all have literally no fucking idea what is going on.

>>717253163
i dont really mind mysogyny, i know itll be in any military branch

>>717252575

>faggot force

Marines - Cannon Fodder niggers
Army - fat fucks and literally full of niggers
Navy - meh, they're cool, but fuck being in a ship for a long ass time

Sorry, you want to be a manlet and die for his shitty country hardcore. Sorry, we're not as expendable as you are.

>>717253096

Lol got a 99. It is percentile based and goes up to 99.

>>717248291
>>717248291
Show tits

>>717248291
Don't do security forces unless you want to stand in the front gate checking cac's and just being overall shafted.

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>>717253429
USAF - Pretentious narcissistic faggots.
USN - Regular faggots of the dick-sucking variety, and SEALs
USMC - Stupid faggots, often also of the dick-sucking variety, but at least they kill shit, despite still being owned by the USN
USA - The best goddamned warfighting force on the face of the planet. Mostly POG faggots, but still the main warfighting force of the US .mil
USCG - Arresting smugglers and illegal immigrants and shit, saving lives at sea, mostly badass motherfuckers but nobody really cares about them...

>>717253926
"My husband is a staff sergeant."

>>717253926
why so?

>>717253429
Air Force and navy are a bunch of faggot niggers. I can tell you haven't known a lot of ppl in your last few and obviously not to many friends

>>717253429
That's a weirdly long winded way to admit, "yeah, we're pussies."

>>717253926
if you're SF, chances are you'll actually be freezing your ass off in a missile field rather than checking IDs. so how do you like the northern tier?

>>717248291

air force won't take you. try marines. with those scores, you'd be perfectly suited as cook or company whore.

>>717248587
Can confirm. Security Forces here.

>>717252645
>>717252940
I've been to Air Force bases in three countries and I've noticed that they are much more likely to broker employment from civilian locals than other branches. Army does use civilians for training posts as well, but outside of that it's extremely rare to not have soldiers working DFACs.

>>717253979
the USCG isn't part of the military, so maybe that's why people don't talk about them when talking about joining the military. No one also talks about joining the TSA when discussing the military for the same reason

>>717254374
they actually told me i made it in - i was just wondering what jobs i could land there

>>717253979

Good on you to be indoctrinated into believing that our Army is actually shit. I revise my statement. Even though we treat the Marines like cannon fodder, they fucking survive with their mentally insane behaviors.

The Army on the other hand, literally is cannon fodder.

>>717254120
Why would I want to make friends with the majority of military people? Most are fucking retards. Those that aren't, can't really communicate with the outside world. I am talking about the nukes and the linguists.

>>717254135
We are. Glad I am out of that socialistic piece of shit institution.

>>717254472
>The U.S. Coast Guard is one of the five armed forces of the United States and the only military organization within the Department of Homeland Security.

https://www.uscg.mil/top/about/

>>717254374
She would be the whore in any branch. Any female is bound to be swarmed by the guys of the unit.

t i t s o r g t f o

Stay away from maintenance unless you want to get raped.

Got an 88 on the asvab and joined the Marine Corps. Retake the test for a better score.

>>717248291
Going to need a pic of you.

>>717254472

>USCG
>Not part of the military

u dun goof'd

Not only are they part of the military, but this is how it goes in terms of training.

Marines > Coast Guard > Navy > Army > Air Force

>>717254472
>not going to the VA and not seeing the USCG represented on the wall along with the Merchant Marines.

>>717254699
idk how to feel about that

>>717254482
>they actually told me i made it in - i was just wondering what jobs i could land there

they couldn't have. you're not in until you go to meps. but the recruiters can at least lie to you about what mos you could get. don't believe them until you see it on your contract at signing. try to get as big a signup bonus as you can get too - if they still do that.

i knew a guy who got a 22 avg on the asvab. marines took him.

>>717254482

You can literally just Google: AFSC ASVAB

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/asvab/asvab-and-air-force-jobs.html

Your recruiter or liaison officer should give you a list of the potential jobs you can get anyway at the DEP building.

>>717254762
Dunno what you mean by training, but the US Army is ALWAYS fucking training, at least the grunts are...

>>717253996
Damn indepandas
>>717254020
Shitty hours, you don't really get to do much until you become an nco, and then you might be able to get a special assignment like dog handler.

>>717254762

I forget, who from the USCG is on the CJCS?

>>717255106
Deployments are sweet though. Depending on the gig you get. I was F.A.S.T during op enduring freedom. Don't let the SF Ravens tell they are badass, we did their job easily.

I bet half the fuckers commenting about the military haven't had a day of miitary training in their lives.
Comments like "the army's a bunch of fatasses" or "the navy sucks cock" or "the marines are idiots" half of you don't know what the fuck your talking about.
-your unfriendly fucking service member

>>717254482
They don't usually use the combined ASVAB score as a requirement beyond enlistment.

All military branches use individual area scores like Mechanical or Electrical for MOS's as seen here:

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/asvab/asvab-and-air-force-jobs.html

Not sure how valid or up to date that is, but it at least gives an idea.

>>717255047

>at least the grunts are

You invalidated your own argument.

Also I meant in terms of intensity. No one can match the marines and their Crucible,

>>717255180
Doesn't mean it's not a military branch.

>>717255344

which war did you serve in call of duty? faggot

>>717255423
I'm a Marine, faggot

>>717248291
Since you're doing guard don't become a maintainer, and don't do a shit tier job like services or secfo, do retake it to get a better score, and don't forget to do some research on your own, recruiters are mostly looking out for themselves and tits or gtfo

>>717255493
Window licker. Typical

Retake the ASVAB and score better. Don't enlist with anything as "open" under the promise you'll get better job options in basic training because you'll probably end up in Security Forces or fixing shitty as planes like I did. Also, only do 4 years not 6. 6 years is a long time to hate what you're doing with not many good ways out if you're looking to keep your GI Bill. Score better and just become a med ho.

>>717254762
>Navy in the middle
Are you already drunk anon? I was at RTC a few years back and we did nothing but fold fucking clothes. We probly went to Freedom Hall to run twice a week in the 8 weeks I was there.

Navy is soft now. Like PC fucking soft. We just had training regarding fuckers who like they were born with the wrong gender.

>>717255405

So not on the CJCS, fall under the DHS under normal times, if at war, they are under the authority of the USN, they don't fall under posse comitatus--how are they a military branch again?

>>717255344

AF vet here.

The Army really is full of fat fucks.
I never said anything about the navy
The marines really are fucking psychotic and they use it to their advantage, but they are idiots

As for the AF, we're the chair force for a reason. We, overall, don't get our hands dirty.

And the military sucks, bruh. It's a socialistic institution for plebs, yet the average servicemember will be like "hurr durr, kill the commies" like if we were still in the Cold War.

>>717255698
I mean don't get me wrong, the USCG is cool, but I don't understand how they can be consider a military branch

>>717255586
This, and no matter how you look there will always be at least a dozen airman trying to fuck. Speaking from the dorm rat life.

>>717248291
>>717248291
59 ASVAB? How long have you known you are legally retarded, good luck with Security Forces, good news is if you are any kind of attractive you gonna get run through like you wouldn't believe

>>717255754
What AFSC did you have where you didn't get your hands dirty?

>>717255493

That explains the temper tantrum, fucking jarhead. It's OK though. Trump won. Now please, keep your PTSD to a minimum.

... and remember about SARC.

>>717253429
> Army - fat fucks.
No, you can't be overweight and enlist you fucking retard. You are required to keep your health up to date.

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>>717256019

I definitely recommend retaking the test to get at least a 70+. Then look at the 3DXXX jobs or anything that will give you certifications that you can use in the civilian world.

>>717255754
The majority of soldiers the Air Force sees are support and a lot of support guys are on profile or just meeting standards, so I'll give you that.

But the actual Air Force fitness standards and assessments are a joke, literally burst into laughter when I saw one of your charts.

>>717256124
Haha, I bet you're a Marine.
Go back to eating Crayons you retard.

>>717255941

You know goddamn well what I meant. We don't really go out in the front lines and do anything dangerous. We let our officers do that.