would you shorten your natural life span by two years in exchange for 24 hours with Emma Watson as your sex slave?
I don't want her to be *my* sex slave.
I want to be *her* sex slave.
Can I kill her during those 24 hours?
Regardless the answer is yes, but that would make it sooooo much better if I could throw her semen covered corpse with prolapsed rectum and vagina out infront of TMZ hq or something for all to see
>take pics of every possible thing of her including the address
>every few years make 5 million or more of a different part of her body.
>extend life span by 10 years
Oh and I guess the sex would be nice too.
What The Average /b/tard Would do 24 hours With Emma Watson as Their Sex Slave:
>First 45 minutes: be paralyzed with fear
>Next 12 minutes: change into a non-soiled pair of cargo shorts
>Hour 2 through hour 4: awkward silence
>Hour 5: find way to build up courage to speak
>Additional 45 minutes of awkward silence
>Eat a pizza pocket then fall asleep with body pillow for four hours
>11:36 into Emma Watson as Sex Slave: think about touching her hair
>11:37 into Emma Watson as Sex Slave: cum in your cargo shorts
>spend next 12 and a half hours playing Call of Duty
I don't find her particularly attractive or repulsive. I just don't lose my shit over jpegs on the fucking internet.
>hey, what did you do new years eve?
>i hung out with a bunch of lonely 14 year olds on an image board and discussed how we would have sex with jpegs of various celebrities
>What am I doing here?
mfw this entire fucking thread
>Why if in a lifespan i can kidnap her and rape her to death?
>I could throw her semen covered corpse with prolapsed rectum and vagina out
>she's a dumb feminist
>ywn be Emma's footboy
>I'd bury my penis so hard in her pooper for those 24 hours she'd never shit right again
>you get to destroy someones cunt
You Emma fucktards are hilarious. I'll tell you what this skinny no talent bitch would do if you have her around you for 24 hours. She would rant about her feminism ploys and how women should be free to be bisexual since she's a closet dyke. Her ass cheeks are already half way down to behind her knees and she's still young, can you imagine what her ass will look like when she's 30? Aim your sights higher Anons.