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All dubs become truth when the clock strikes midnight

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All dubs become truth when the clock strikes midnight
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She loves me.
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>>717244005
Nah, God. I need this. If not for real, for my confidence's sake. Give dubs.
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>>717244056
But she does love me, right?
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>>717243783
it's already 1/1/2017
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>>717244216
>>717244056
>>717244005
Whatever. Facebook tier posts never work anyway.

inb4 dubs.
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Reality as we know it is a simulation
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Obama is a muslim
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I am kill
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falling into a black hole sends you straight to hell
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>>717243783
This thread is false.
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black people are homo erectus
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This will be the first year where i won't want to die or commit genocide
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I randomly die
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Aliens arrive in 2017
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Re roll i die
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everyone in this thread will be wealthy and successful

pls dubs
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>>717244005
I'll roll for you anon
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Betty White is going ti die on January 19th, 2017.
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Someone gets raped by a dildo wielding drone this year
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Justin is not kill
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>>717244784
This is a robot
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DMT elves are real
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Pepe fully awakens for the final attack on the sjw's
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>>717243783
Bernie sanders will be 2020 president, followed by chris poole in 2028
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Sunblock couldn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful rays
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>>717244855
Fuck guess I'm not gonna try DMT now
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>>717244848
Nah, I just have a lot of freetime
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>>717244855
Truth 1
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>>717244902
rerolling
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Donald Trump reveals his real name as John Titor and Obama admits he's antichrist. World war 3 breaks out and 1 billion chinamen don't give a fuck.
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4chan is kill.
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Hiro will sell 4chan in the next 2 years.
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>>717244966
All hail
Sanders 2020
Poole 2028
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>>717244780
Reroll for anon
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I only eat mutton bacon (sometimes called "macon"). I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.
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pls help me and my dad recover and make john good again
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>>717245793
rollan
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>>717245835
roll
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every post in this thread will be considered as dubs
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>>717246238
roll
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I fucked every ones mother here
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Trump finna get impeached
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Donald Trump is the physical return of Christ
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obtain girlfriend
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>>717244500
>>717246300
>>717244966
>>717244855
The truths atm
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>>717243783
No dubs in this thread will become true when the clock strikes midnight.
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>>717246583
All dubs will become true and also your dick will fall off
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>>717246429
This anon will never get a girlfriend.
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>>717246666
whew, I was worried that would be dubs.
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>>717243783
I will get a girl friend in 2017
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The truth is just varying slivers of fact. When the potato is baked, you are not going to eat it hot without butter right? Then why do you persist in tying your shoes? Because you were taught to? Pathetic. Wrapping a present only serves to build up and detract from what matters. Keeping motivation while dissuading your pets is like overfeeding a venus-flytrap. You can but if you read it once more you'll realize it only made sense from one acute point of view; the truth.
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I an kill
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>>717246799
It better happen OP
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Marley will say no.
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The large Hardon Collider is a stargatewhich allows demons to invade our reality.
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Things get better by tomorrow
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I will die by 1 am
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>>717246954
Please?
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David Icke is a lesbian
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>>717246986
Common...
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>>717243783
ALL ANONS WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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>>717247055
ohhhh fuck yeh lets all celebrate
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>>717247005
COME ON
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>>717247005
You can't reroll or it loses it's magical effect you actual retard.
This anon will get raped by a black man.
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>>717247089
Fuck, can I die in a firefight?
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Vinegar gets rid of chemtrails and microwave ovens make them larger
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>>717247055
God damn it I'm gay, stop ruining my life.
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>>717247055
A single communal girlfriend.
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>>717247055
no anons will have girlfriends and their foreskins will grow back
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>>717247055
WINRAR
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household objects come alive when they're 100 years old
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All of us will have a better life with better self steem.
But only if you say
WOWIE PAPO in this thread
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>>717247300
Well, MY DUBS CONFIRM
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Humans causing climate change is a deliberate lie and cover story so that the Western world can wean itself of Middle Eastern oil and the influence of the psychopathic Saudis.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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This year will be the year you stop giving a fuck
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Everyone is kill before March
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>>717247055
YEAHHH BOOOYY
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i will make moobys someday
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247300

WOWIE PAPO
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Professor Stephen Hawking gets euthanised :(
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Riley's pc will break and Emma will date me
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>>717247300
Wowie papo
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justin is alive
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>>717243783
WOWIE PAPO
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I will be the next hitler
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO MY NIGGER
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moot is god
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rolling for she'll finally give me a chance
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>>717248110
Fuck, so close, I gotta reroll
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO

Also:
4chan gets bought by tumblr
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>>717246666
Why has no one checked these quads?
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
also my penis will be the best looking penis in the world.
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>>717243783
It will be 2017
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717243783
WW3
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>>717248242
How the fuck does THAT work?
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>>717248144
Doesn't count on a reroll, she's going to think you're a loser now.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717243783
She loves me
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the Queen of England will be the first notable death of 2017
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO

>>717248274
>rerolls don't count
>didn't get dubs
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Trump doesn't make it through the year as president
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>>717247300
>>717247300
WOWIE WAPO
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>>717248412
rekt
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2016 will comeback
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One last try, she loves me.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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Stay clean
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US will be invaded by Mexico, Trump flees to Russia.
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>>717248507
Sorry fam, only the original roll and first reroll count
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>>717248557
Re roll
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She will love me and we will be together
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO

I'm rolling for peace in Syria
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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no other dubs will be true except this one
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Aliens visit us and ask us if they crash on the moon.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
also, a new car would be nice
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i have a girlfriend
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Moot becomes the new CEO of Tumblr.
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>>717246666
Thx satan
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Imma get with someone and it works
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>>717248903
forever alone
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>>717243783
I have Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver (X-Men Apocalypse) powers know
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I should join the army
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>>717246666
MOTHER FUCK
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>>717247300
Wowie Papo
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717248577
Dubs means this is true
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>>717249236
Yeah, good thing I got dubs on the first reroll for my original post so I'm not a hypocrite either
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>>717248933
;DDDDD

also rolling for making actual improvements this year
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>>717243783
she wants me back
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>>717249012
Re roll
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One of them will snap me back
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Gonna die
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>>717249384
rolling for this
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>>717249502
reroll
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Re roll. Gonna do better in life
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>>717243783
i commit suicide due to depression
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>>717249529
rereroll
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>>717244005
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Commi suicide
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>>717247300
wowie papo
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>>717249567
rerereroll
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I will make lots of money playing poker this year.
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>>717249635
Lots and lots?
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>>717249629
rererereroll
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>>717249635
Enormous amounts of cash!!!!
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>>717249384
Rererereroll
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Reminder that meme magic is channeled by dubs and we are at the height of effectiveness, so this thread is likely to work
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>>717249635
I'll become a trillionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>717249699
chekd
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717247055
WINRAR.Zip
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it will happen
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>>717249635
I should give up playing poker for money.
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>>717247300
wowie papo
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my cock is large
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>>717249635
Alright, we're back on!
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>>717249779
reroll
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>>717249635
Seventh time is the charm!
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>>717243783
I get over her
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>>717244784
Stop showing off, time traveller
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>>717249635
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>717243783
I break the curse and go out of 2017 not a virgin
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>>717249635
2017 the year it happens
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>>717249905
Reroll
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>>717249635
Dinga linga ding don
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>>717243783
I'll get a nice gf :/
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717249635
what the actual fuck boi
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>>717249635
9Q
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717249635
7 wonders
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i lost my fucking virginity
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>>717249635
Store fronts
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>>717249635
CHROMIOUM
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>>717247055
thx anon.
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>>717249635
BY KEK
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>>717249635
Too many rolls... too many damn sushi rolls...
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America will win WW3
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>>717249635
THIS IS THE ONE!
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i will grow to be 6 foot 11 inches tall
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>>717249977
I got'em
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>>717249635
OR THIS ONE!
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>>717250240
whoops lol obviously that wont be real

i will grow to be 6 foot 1 inch tall
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>>717250240
Rolling for
>my cock will be 6 feet 10 inches long
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I'm a millionaire
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>>717249635
Lez du dis
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>>717244784


rolling
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>>717249635
Ba bling ruu
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>>717249635
Shit looks more like a beer than tea.
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>>717243783
i will be god
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>>717243783
Reality no longer exists
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Make Ocho come to my life through a person at midnight.
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>>717243783
the world will end in 24 hours
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>>717250089
Off by one :,( I feel for you anon
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>>717243783
black people are the superior race
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>>717249635
Fuck it, I'll make it happen instead of relying on this stupid thread.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717243783
niggers are superior to white
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>>717243783
I'll get sixty-seven thousand dollars with no repercussions whatsoever in relation to the aforementioned money.
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Humans will cease to exist by June.
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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I'm a millionaire1!
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>>717250655
we didnt even need dubs for this
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there will be a attack of man-mantis on the world
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if dubs my former flame is actually trying or will get back with me.
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>>717250655
Please good yes
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tomatos can go in fruit salads
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>>717243783
2017 Is going to be humanity's final year.
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>>717247161
This kind of rules lawyery bullshit is why you never accept a wish from a genie.
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this is the year i take bloody bloody revenge on my family
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every anon will get a single different girlfriend
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i am a prophet of god and will begin my ministry and miracles this year.
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i will fuck my neighbor's hot wife and get away with it.
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ww3 will happen
give me them dubs
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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I'm not going to be a pedo
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this is the year i finally an hero
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Im going to lose 100lbs
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Gets hit with stray bullet
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this is the year i finally get over the one who got away.
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I have 10 million USD in my bank account
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>>717251213
this is the year i get with the one who got away?
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She will finally notice me
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>>717243783
I suddenly receive ownership of a company that immediately begins making cheap, simple, conservation of energy violating, pocket sized electrical generators that require no fuel or maintenance.
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I am going to nail a black chick.
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I am god
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>>717247300
WOWIE PAPO
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>>717251402
A white guy?
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I will lose my virginity
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