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We can all agree that this was the worst Star Wars movie made

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We can all agree that this was the worst Star Wars movie made to date, right?
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>>717238295
No.
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>>717238295
When she eats like a pig, smacking her food with her mouth open...

Why?
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>>717238295
Not sure about that. I think its worst crime was being brazenly unoriginal. Just lifted directly from A New Hope.
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>>717238481
She was trying to make the coon feel more at home.
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>>717238295
wait... it was supposed to be a Star Wars movie?
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>>717238295
go back to your containment board fa/tv/irgin
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>>717238295
While Episode 7 was copypasta of episode 4, it's still much better than Episode 1.
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>>717238295
>he wants to deny the prequels happened because they were the ones his effeminate millennial ass grew up with
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>>717238295
no...Empire was the worst
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>>717238295
yes, because of the nigger
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>>717238453
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YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
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Fuck off, nothing compares to the new trilogy. Fucking Jar Jar, are you kidding me?

The Force Awakens was a pretty shit movie though.
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>>717238484
This. It still irks me. Probably always will. I have high hopes for Episode VIII tho
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>>717238627
>no...Empire was the worst
Worst troll ever?
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>>717238295
Yes. It's just a garbage clone, just more pc.
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>>717238519
lol'd
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nope.
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>>717238481
Once you see it...
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>>717238295
That would be Phantom Menace
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>>717238295
No, the phantom menace is still the worst.
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>>717238295

I actually liked it up until they copypasta'd the ending.

It's still shitheaps better than ep1 though.
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Star Wars hasn't been good since the started making them again with episode I. You nerds have reached retard levels of autism if you actually like any of the new movies.
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>>717238750
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The Billboard Liberation Front ~ brought..:to:.._you___by ~d¡ŁDo(+)R°Nïçs~•••¥£*€•••^'.`,
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>>717238295
Yes. I enjoyed it at first, but I'm done giving a shit about Star Wars. I can't stand to watch Disney molest my childhood any more. As far as I'm concerned, any Star Wars media released after 2013 is fanfiction.
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Compared to this abortion? Not even close
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>>717238295
Try again kiddo
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>>717238557
It's literally a rehash of new hope wtf are you implying
>>717238295
Better than all of the prequels, especially phantom menace. Roughly on par with Rogue One.
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>>717238295
Rogue One is way, way better than TFA

Just a shame all the main protagonists in Rogue One die in the end. Oh, spoilers alert i guess.
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>>717239011
My nigga
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>>717238702
This mother fucker bothered me way worse than Jar Jar.
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>>717239003
So you don't want Disney ruining your childhood but you were fine with Lucas raping and murdering your childhood?
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>>717238295
2nd or 3rd worst
but ya, awful
i wont spend another dollar on SW
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Last time I was on Tattooine - I seen ya momma suckin dat donkey dick, honey. You best astart believing it now..
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no, that one that came out last before it was unwatchable
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>>717239073
no affirmative action in space to save them?
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>>717238295
Yes, if you exorcise jar jar out of episode 1 and two
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>>717239156
that's because you're a pedophile
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>>717238295
Yes. Literal remake of original with woman/nigger stars to pander to the masses that aren't interested in the series.

Blatant marketing, nothing original, updates graphics of a loved original. This will keep happening more and more so long as the base keeps buying tickets.

They knew the movie would sell no matter what. So they did whatever they could to sell more. At what point are people going to actually get pissed about this? These fuckers remaking the same old shit that was actually good at one point and just plumping out some slightly updated pop culture shit.

I bought tix for TFA I didn't for rogue one and was happy I did. Same premise. Feminist bullshit on particular with past movies. I will torrent every star wars/Disney movie from now on.
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>>717238295
Episode 3 was the worst

I wasn't a huge fan of 7 but at least the acting (outside of Fisher and Ford) was solid
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>>717238750
nope

literally the only thing good was the battle on Hoth

after that...no exposition, development...nothing

might as well had been No Jar Jar, I am your father or however it goes
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had some yawns but attack of the clones is the only one that made me cringe
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>>717239073
I disagree. TFA was a more solid film with more fleshed out characters (whose names you actually remember once you walk out of the theater). Rogue One meandered through the first half and overall just didn't feel as cohesive as a film.

But I still put them on par with each other because TFA was the most unoriginal film of the bunch, by a mile. They played it way too safe and pandered to nostalgia 80% of the movie.
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>>717239011
At least they put in the effort to write a completely different movie, which tied the trilogy together.
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>>717238819
You'll cum bricks
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>>717238295
No. 1st episode is the worst.
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>>717238295
Yes it was just The New Hope remake.
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>>717239392
They had to play it safe and rekindle interest in the series after the disastrous prequels.

I'd wait for 8 before final judgments.
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>>717239274
Not when the deathstar butt fucks half the cast in the final ten mins.

Best scene of Rogue One: Darth Vader taking out an entire squad of rebels single handed as they try to get DS plans away
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>>717239156
>worse than Jar Jar
Everyone is worse than the best character (Jar Jar), so I don't see what kind of point you're trying to make.
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>>717238295
it was bad, but nothing beats jarjar and the attack of the midiclorians
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It's slightly worse than the clone wars movie they made. I think the gangster Jabba cousin character was so bad/over the top it was funny. Force awakens is a cultural molestation and cash grab, true garbage with nothing redeeming it.
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>>717238295
>to date
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Member?
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>>717239392
Watch New Hope immediately after R1, it adds more urgency to it and improves the storyline. For any movie to do that to a classic, 40 year old movie is worth your shekels
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>>717238295
yes.
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>>717239442
"I don't like sand..." Honestly they shouldn't have tried
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>>717239392
Only thing I'll agree with was the first half of the movie was boring and slow as fuck. It didn't need to be, because it didn't really explain anything we wouldn't have known if they put more effort into the first half.

The second half made up for the slowness though. I liked RO. Not amazing, but I liked it.
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>>717239376
>Luke vs. Yeti
>fucking Yoda
>Han frozen in carbonite
>Luke vs Vader
>I AM YOUR FATHER
Basically kys
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>>717238481
This!

I like TFA but that makes me cringe
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>>717239047
>>717239011
hivemind
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>>717239546
>vadar strangleholding
Only part I've chimped out over in the past 5 movies that've came out.
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I'm always rooting for the dildos!! •* ^`‘"•<~>•"‘`7;).,,,.. żz., . . d¡ŁD°(+)R0Ničs
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>>717238295

What comes to cinematography and craft of making film Phantom menace was worse. But at least Phantom menace had original ideas and plot.
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>>717239011
I'll argue the 3 prequels had some creativity in them.
TFA is just adding a Super Death Star instead of having a Super Star Destroyer, throws in some diversity, poor acting, and a complete reboot of episode IV.
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>>717239841
>Luke vs Yeti
I'll give you that as generally part of Hoth

>Yoda
wow...I'm a little green dump that talks weird

>Han frozen
great...now I have to fucking deal without the ONE decent character

>Luke versus Vader
Sad fight scene - Should have had more matrix like effects

>I AM YOUR FATHER

WORST...TWIST....EVER

even worse that JR was shot being a dream
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>>717239741
Not necessary, I have the OT memorized. It's a decent premise and some of the characters are brilliant in theory but we never get enough backstory or personality to remember their names. Jyn'S origin story was pretty cliche and Forest Whitaker's character flat out sucked.

I'm still glad it serves as padding between the OT and the prequel travesty though.

6.5/10
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>>717239546
>Best scene of Rogue One: Darth Vader taking out an entire squad of rebels single handed as they try to get DS plans away

Did make me release tiny bit of urine
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>>717240108
this
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>>717238295
while The Force Awakens was much more like a happy days reunion special than a movie, Th Phantom Menace was much worse.
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>>717240191
it looks like she has 3 boobs
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>>717239376
I don't think we are talking about the same movie. Everything happened in Empire.
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>>717239816
>>717239011
I liked the yoda vs. Dooku fight. It's the only movie in which yoda unsheaths his lightsaber and does some Jewish shit other than teaching.
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>>717240321
see above
>>717240199
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>>717238295
The nigger ruined the movie...
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>>717240199
>Should have had more matrix like effects
7/10, you're pretty subtle anon
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>>717238295
Eh felt like a filler EP
>predictable as fuck mate
See
>>717239338

>>717238593
>>717238702
>>717238825
>>717238858
>>717238939
>>717239011
>>717239047
>>717239156
>>717239364
>>717239482
>>717239575
The prequel were NOT amazing but believe me when I say they were GOOD
They added so much to the world of starwars that if you can't appreciate that, then your blind.
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>>717238295
In order of from decent to just boring


4, 5, 3, 7, 6, 2, 1

But none of them are good films.
4 is pretty interesting, a bit camp and silly, but that is all fun. 5 is just 4 but less fun. 3 is better than it seems, it get a bad rap. 7 is ok, it is just a slightly more boring version of 4, with some bland characters and a pretty shitty story. 6 is just boring, they should have stopped the series after the 2nd film. 2 is nothing, but it is better than 1. 1 is just not needed, you could watch the remaining 6 and it would make just as much (or even more, because there'd be no midichlorians) sense
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>>717240249
>Forest Whitaker's character flat out sucked

I agree about that, but Whitaker is a poor actor anyway. Rogue One just worked for me
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>>717240261
Worst scene: Vader makes lame pun
>Be careful not to CHOKE on your aspirations, director.
>*flashes pinchy fingers over shoulder*
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>>717239156
>triggered by blacks
You sad fucking cuck.
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>>717240795
Vader was always sassy
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Is anyone going to explain how bad at is alive in rogue one? I'm not a star wars nerd and couldn't figure out the exact timeline of the movie.

Is it right to say you can watch TFA as a complete separate entity? But RO is tied into the series timeline somewhere?
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Best Star wars ever. I liked how Darth Vader's cum was black and I still don't know how they did that.
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>>717238295
THIS FILM IS MODERN DISNEY.

It is an unnecessary remake of a beloved classic.
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>>717240603
Don't get me wrong; I love all 7
3 had some bitching parts but the acting was fucking terrible, especially from robo-Anakin.
I was a kid when it came out so I didn't notice but I've seen it many times since and it's very hard to enjoy because of that fuck
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>>717240083
Don't CHOKE on your aspiration....CHOKE....geddit?
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>>717238716
>Episode VIII opens on Hoth
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>>717240609
When did you see the original trilogy for the first time? What age were you and what year was it?
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Can someone ruin rogue 1 for me in like 2 sentences, including old characters who come back
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>>717240880
I wouldn't say he was sassy. Obstinate, with a hint of dry wit, but not the kind of guy to make a puny dad joke.

Inb4 "but Vader was a dad"
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>>717240998
A lot of that acting was Lucas's shit diologue writing
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>>717240925
ROgue One ends where New Hope begins. TFA takes place decades after the end of ROTJ.
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>>717240925
Autocorrect butchered that..

It meant to say how vadar is still alive
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>>717241128
Guy works unwillingly on death star, designs fatal flaw in and sends defector to tell the Rebels. Rebels recruit his daughter and a band of zany characters to steal the plans for the deathstar, mission is success but everyone dies, cue New Hope
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>>717241006
Not that part. The end part.. When he goes ham
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>>717241250
Though hayden's acting made it all the worse.
Would love to see anything live action with Matt Lanter as Anakin though. He delivered some of that crap dialogue and made it work.
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>>717241558
Band of Zany characters = rogue one? Also, EVERYONE dies? So don't get attached. Roger

I typically hate movies where everyone dies. At least leave one person alive
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>>717241128
Oh, and tarkin takes over the Death Star from the films primary antogonist, and Leia gets the plans handed to her at the end, and the dudes who tried to fight Luke at the cantina bump into the protagonists in the street, and r2/3P0 make a literal 2 second appearance at the rebel base
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>>717238295
the prequels exist, therefore no.
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>>717240420
>only movie yoda unsheathes his lightsaber

so the fight against Sidious didn't count?
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Did it bother anyone else that Rey makes this same face in almost every scene? Like, anytime she was trying to show emotion she just went full bitch face and tweaked this look?
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>>717241843
I get you, but that literally wouldn't have been feasible with Rogue One. If one of the main protagonists had remained alive, they would have had to have been a central figure in the Rebellion during the original trilogy.
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Nope.
enjoyable episodes are 2, 3 and 7
1 is boring and the old ones are fucking ugly medieval bullshit.
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>>717238295
Ewok Christmas special
that is all
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>>717241843
The princess lives... not in real life though
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>>717238295

Agreed, it was the worst of them all. I won't go and see another.
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>>717238295
In Star Wars, the first movie is always the worst in the trilogy, it happened in the original, it happened in the prequels, but since episode VII wasn't even close as shit as episode I was, then you can expect this trilogy to be better than the prequels, specially since episode I and II are absolute garbage
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>>717239602
Is it bad i can believe this exists
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>>717238557
It was definitely better than the prequels
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>>717238295
when a director sits down in an interview and the first thing out of his mouth is saying how his first focus with the film was being politically correct by making the main characters a black man and a strong white woman, and white men as the evil empire lmao, not really sure how anyone expected any different.
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>>717242193
Admiral Ackbar could've been the star instead.
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>>717238481
Lived by herself her whole life, manners were never taught
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>>717242381
New Hope is the best SW film in the franchise. Ewoks are the low point of the trilogy. Plus blowing up the Death Star loses some of its punch the second time around.
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Kylo is pretty much the cringiest bad guy of all the movies. I just couldn't take this little emo faggot seriously.
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>>717242634
I definitely prefer ewoks cooperating with rebels than 40 minutes of two droids being lost in a desert
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>>717239636
Were you were expecting a masterpiece of the gods?
Or were you just hoping it didnt make the prequels and animated a work of genius?
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>>717238295
i think it's better than II, and better acted than I, II, and probably III, but it falls short in a few departments key to star wars: fun new locations, vehicles, designs, etc. Protagonist you can root for with positive and negative attributes, a good score (TFA mostly lacking in new music save for Kylo's theme), and, most importantly, a plot that hasn't utterly been beaten to death in the film's own franchise.
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>>717238578
How so? When compared to the phantom menace, ep 7 was:

It was every bit as childish.
It was every bit as cartoonish.
The dialogue was worse.
The plot was worse.
The characters were thinner.

Simply put, ep 7 was worse than episode 1.
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>>717242686
Same, but I'm hoping they just use that to either
A) contrast with how badass of a sith he becomes
B) contrast how bad of a sith he was to how awesome a jedi he will be
Still a little painful to watch though, the the voice modulator was fake and gay.
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>>717242686
There needs to be a movie between Jedi and TFA to explain how he became such an edgelord

That will improve TFA too
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>>717239156
Yea, why did they have to get the most Bubba Gump lookin nigger for that part?
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>>717240199
>even worse that JR was shot being a dream
JR being shot wasn't a dream. The dream was Bobby dying.
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>>717242686
it's for a generation that hasn't seen the crow
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>>717242686
Nobody did, even at the scene where he was smashing shit for being the little emo shit he is, the storm troopers heading there turned around and left with the intention to make it a funnt scene (LMAO THE GOT SCARED XDXD).
Whatever happened to Star Wars being a scary and unsafe universe?
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>>717239841
Ill say it i liked the ewoks from return of the jedi made it all the more satisfying when i force kick them in force unleashed
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>>717238295
No.
We can't all agree.
Never.
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We're talking about how bad every StarWars movie is, what about everyone's favorite? Mine is Empire Strikes Back
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>>717243044
kek'd
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>>717242884
Not that anon but I gotta disagree with you on all of those points
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>>717242298
I wish people like you would just kill yourselves.
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>>717243142
Everybody's is, that's why we don't discuss it
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>>717243045
Storm troopers straight up ran from Han in the OT. The storm troopers walking away when Kyle was growing a fit was on point.
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>>717243045
It has become a cuck safe-space.
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>>717243142
New Hope. ESB is a close 2nd.
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>Prequels come out
>"WE WANT A MOVIE LIKE THE ORIGINALS
>The Force Awakens comes out
>"WE WANT A MOVIE THAT ISN'T LIKE THE ORIGINALS
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>>717242686
He represents the mysogynistic basement-dwelling video gamers that troll the hot and sexy feminists and niggers online.
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>>717243174
Okay, please do.

I would love for you to show me how the plot of Episode I made less sense than episode VII.

I would love to hear how you think that the characters in Ep. I were less flushed out than in episode VII.

I would love to see how you rationalize the complete tone and theme change that had to be done to turn star wars into a mindless, action comedy, from what it was in all of the other films.

Disagree with my points, I gotta see this.
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Star Wars in general is shit. Lucas can eat a niggers nut sack.
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>>717243574
Feels like the same universe != carbon copy of the original
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Empire was best, darker Luke in Rotj, and I really enjoyed the clone wars animated show
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Did anyone else just absolutely hate the little cuckball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZty0HSuCc
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I didn't like it because it tried too hard to be current.

Too many jokes tailored for millennials, the pacing was too quick,cg'd up the ass, and it wasn't cheesey in the good way star wars is supposed to be
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-Ahem-

Nobody has mentioned ewoks yet.

Just sayin
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>>717242830
I was expecting Disney to have no vision and try to recoup their billions spent on acquiring the franchise. It was worse than the clone wars movie.
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Yes. It's nostalgia pandering. It's plagiarism
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>>717244011
You clearly haven't read the whole thing
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>>717243574
No one wanted a carbon copy of the originals, only made into a block buster action comedy. All fans ever wanted was more original content like the originals. They didn't want to be pandered to like six year olds or angsty 14 year old girls. They wanted great characters, they got wet paper. They wanted a solid plot, they got a decent one in the prequels and a soft reboot in Episode VII.

The prequels were bad, episode VII is the worst.
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It's feminist propaganda.
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>>717243943
I actually liked BB-8 because I cannot stand R2's "WAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
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>>717244011
Ewoks were going to roast Han and Luke for dinner. That "aww they are soo cute" is a marketing ploy.
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>>717242884
>It was every bit as childish.
>It was every bit as cartoonish.
Did you miss Jar Jar, podracing, Amidala's makeup, the droids, and Watto?
>The dialogue was worse.
Are you an angel?
Yippee!
Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force.
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>>717244291
R2 always seemed like a jumped up goody-two-shoes to me.
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>>717238295
THIS NIGGA GOT IT RIGHT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g9cJ5WKZeU
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>>717244011
ctrl+f is your friend
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>>717239011
>>717239047
Episode 2 is based. The sandpeople acted like actual Muslims and raped Shmi for a month solid.
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>>717241843
They show the sacrifices of all to get that vital piece of information. It's was warranted for them to die. It's not like they just killed them off for shock value. It's added to the romance of the film. I almost cried when k2 died buying them all a little more time. Also laughed/almost cried when the sand nigger pilot died in an explosion (irony)

Also almost cried when Jin died. It was a good fucking film fuck you.
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>>717244758
>crying during Star Wars
Jesus Christ, please tell me you're pregnant
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>>717242059
No, because it was a short dumb fight. Should have said it was the only "real" fight scene that you got to see both sides true powers and learned yoda could absorb dark side lightning from a high up dark side with ease.
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>>717238295
No, anything with little anakin and hayden christiansen was the worst shit I've ever seen. Force awakens played it safe sure, but it wasn't bad like those 3
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>>717242122
Yeah, everyone's like that. It's hard to chance the physical appearance of one's face. I swear to god people will complain about ANYTHING over these dumb movies.

The more hate a movie gets, the better it is imo.
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>>717244956
>yoda could absorb dark side lightning from a high up dark side with ease.
The terms are "force lightning" and "sith lord" you filthy normie
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Rogue One should have been two males as heroes going after the plans - like Butch and Sundance.

Jin felt a little forced
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>>717238758
>desertic
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>>717245060
>The more hate a movie gets, the better it is imo.
Phantom Menace is best Star Wars? Best Godfather film is the third?
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This female main character faggotry has to STOP!
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>>717238295
Can we just agree every single Star Wars movie fucking sucks?
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>>717245324
Na, they don't
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>>717244498

Yeah, go back and watch the new one again. Maybe you missed out on all the childish shit Han Solo and Chewy and Finn and Po Dameron were doing and saying in the new film.

Yeah the dialogue and childishness are bad, but common, the orange alien telling chewy that he was her boyfriend? That's just as shitty as any of your examples. And Finn's and Po's sarcasm and smack talk? That shit was just as cringe inducing as anything else only in Episode I it wasn't as CONSTANT. Ayyy fuck my life. I couldn't tell if I was watching Bad Boyz III or a star wars movie.
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>>717245118
But that wouldn't be diverse!!! It would create a more interesting and realistic friendship to see develop but feminazis would lose their shit!
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>>717238295
I think Rogue One was even worse.

Also, is it only me or does she look like a chink in op image?
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>>717242403
Its hilarious how fucking fast Hollywood would shift from this view if all white men stopped buying their shit movies.

Literlly ONE big blockbuster flop these fucks make in the future is all it would take for them to completely change their view from sjw to pandering back to white men.

They're pandering to nigger and women to make more sales because they figure the white male ticket is already handing their money over no matter what.

One of these days we'll all smarten up and be able to share a laugh over the next beloved movie they remake and nigger womenize it.

Let them have their films. Stop paying for them you fuckers.
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>>717245295
Are you a virgin? How is your relationship with your mother?
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>>717242686
You're suppose to think of him as a cringey/edgelord faggot. They did their job well with this character. You feel the exact way you're suppose to about him.

I like kylo and predict he will obviously turn good by the third film.

Remember: we never saw Han' s dead body after he fell. Keep an open mind.
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>>717240935
Source?
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>>717245706
Nobody takes a light saber like that and lives kid.
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>>717242686
but he is an edge lord emo faggot with all its defects.
its not an idealistic super cool evil guy .
If you hate him because its cringy he did his role well.
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>>717238519
Kek
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It's a disney movie, what did you xpect
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>>717238295
No, not even close.
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>>717243756
kek
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>>717238295

rogue one blew that piece of trash out of the water.
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>>717244865
Not actual crying faggot. If you didn't feel like you were tearing up over ANY of those sacrifice deaths, you have no emotion or on heavy drugs all the time.
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>>717245706
Han was dead before he landed. When he did land, his intestines probably shot out of his asshole and his pelvis would likely have split in two. He, of course, would have shit himself at some point during the fall and his face would be disfigured from the pressure of the fall not to mention the impact.
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>>717243249

stfu you fat fuck.
normal people just enjoy movies like they are. I don't fucking care about a black or female main character if it is entertaining.

ep7 >>>>> eye cancer 4, 5 and 6
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>>717246223
When Jin and spic are on beach and they see that they're about to die, they should have just started laughing for no reason at one another. Like 'we did it, we just saved the galaxy and will die and nobody will ever know that it was us.' The director didn't really push just how big of an heroic gesture they both did
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>>717245233
No, I'm saying the more people talk about a movie (this one still after year+ afternrelease) means that people actually like it. People just love to nitpick sci-fi films for accuracy and bullshit though

They could make the objective greatest star wars movie of all time and people will still complain about things
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>>717246513
>Jin
You mean they can't even come up with new names anymore?
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>>717242298
>enjoyable episodes are 2, 3 and 7
>1 is boring and the old ones are fucking ugly medieval bullshit.
This tbh. My favorite episodes are 3 and 2. I liked episode 5, too.

But i didn't liked 7 though.
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>>717246513
>nobody will ever know that it was us

While they gave medals to Chewie for doing fuck all in New Hope
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>>717238295
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dunno, i actually liked it for its flaws. The new one tho, birthday was going fine till i get cancer from that shit.
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>>717245916
Its the future with amazingly efficient medical instruments and practices. So long as his head isn't chopped off, he can be brought back to life.

Look at what happened to vadar.
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>>717246687
The name Jyn Erso always reminded me of Jan Ors.
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>>717246226
There are ledges down those massive tubes he could've landed on. Like in ep 3 maybe it was? Whatever one obi wan fell in then force jumped back up from.
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>>717246513
Fuck yes. So much potential lost. I didn't want to actually ball in front of my gf though, so maybe I'm glad they didn't make it like that
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I recently just re-re-re-watched I, II and III again, and I think they're a little better than I remember them being, I is totally awful and cartoony, but VII takes the cake as worse in the whole series IMO. Rogue was decent, tbh.
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With the new one, I felt like almost everything pandered to some kinda of forced idea how i should go.(spoilers) Her mom needs to die, so lest do it randomly, with little rhyme or reason. We need a cool blind guy so all the weebs can cream themselves, and we'll only say his name twice. We need a witty robot so people feel sad when he dies. Felt like it they tried to force an idea out to call it star wars. The first half an hour flicks seemingly randomly to location where we spend but 2 mins in each section and jump on. Half of it is one massive deus ex machina.
>Be Jin
>War room
>Noone wants war and im considered a possible traitor sympathiser
>start speaking and everyone suddenly listens and starts cheering.
>mfw this is literally written for 12 year olds to circle jerk over it and the old fans to muttered how good it is through an alzheimers crippled haze.
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>>717246513
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>>717246223
>>717246513
>>717246810
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>>717246513
Weird, it's almost like true heroes are selfless and don't expect recognition.
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>>717246687

because nobody has ever shared the same or similar names before
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>>717247518
Also, what the fuck is up with the characters. Only saw it another a day ago and i can only remember 1 single syllable name: Jin, everyone except K2 is so fucking bland and edgy. We get loads of possible leads which are never resolved. I feel this film should have been a featurette to offer some kind of insight without trying to have it bulked up with pointless shit. Or it could have been written more deeply with time spent actually trying, so that it would fit into 2 films. As it is this is just a Star Wars dick tease to tide people over till VIII releases.
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>>717247518

I was slightly bothered by that scene but I forgot about it quickly after it was over so it wasn't that bad.

I did actually audibly chuckle a little bit when the dude in the background was like "let her speak" tho
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>>717246810
>While they gave medals to Chewie
They didn't because Chewie was just a walking dog.
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>>717247979
yeah, that one really stuck out as a cheap plot plug. That was the kinda shit I pulled in Y12 Media studies, not for a billion dollar film.
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>>717238295
Not with Episode II being a thing.
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>>717239338
Sounds like you're a lot of fun at parties
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>>717238295
I dunno. Its a disgusting attempt at promoting interracial dating, so I have refused to watch it.
Sure looks stupid though.
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>>717238295
Its fun to watch. It could have been better. That is all.
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>>717248322
I would like to talk to him.
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>>717248354
>a disgusting attempt at promoting interracial dating

They should put that quote on the back of the DVD
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>>717248322
I'm not fun at parties because I'm sick of how hard jewywood is pushing sjw/nignog shit? The fad needs to end. It's just annoying now.

Men are the ones who bring women to and pay for the movies. Most nogs don't like space/sci-fi shit. I haven't met a black person who's ever liked star wars.

The movie is 100% trying to just get more groups interested and not giving a shit about the very fans that made these movies into such huge blockbusters. I don't rly care if a black dude is a star of a movie. Nor a woman. When they push it down your throat so hard though, it's just ridiculous and pandering embarrassingly.
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Why haven't we seen any titties since Return of the Jedi?
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>>717248892
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>>717248354
You should watch it, he gets friend zoned hard near the end
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>>717238295
no currently it's:

v
Iv
r1
VI
VII
III
2
1
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>>717248354
this is pointedly no dating involved at all. she rebuffs him even trying to touch her.

there's more chemistry with adam driver
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>>717245484
You're a white male!
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>>717249224
maybe that's only because i've put many of my ex-gf's in chairs and tortured them for fun. they love it.
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>>717248964
There needs to be a twi'lek in this next episode. A significant character. Fucking gypsies, but look cool none the less.
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>>717238295
Worst one. Half the movie didn't even make sense. Like after they destroyed all the tie fighters in the Falcon she just fucking flies off into space when the whole time she was like, I have to get back to Jakku. Then why did you fly off into space for? It's like they added stupid shit just so they can advance the story because they couldn't think of a way to advance it.
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>>717238758

but thats why it was also entertaining. took a successful concept and remade it. despite being a copy, isnt a bad movie
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>>717249343
Or when Stormboogaboo jumps on the bottom gun of the Millennium Falcon, and she is flying right along the ground, instead of climbing to the upper gun where he would have been much more effective.
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>>717249343
Well, they found her on that planet so they had to get to a different system for the time being to hide out. The darkjedi says this too.
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>>717249467
>but thats why it was also entertaining.
No.
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>>717249637

yes
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>>717249740
Oh
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>>717239156
His character didn't make sense at all. He was taken as a baby to be brainwashed into a stormtrooper. So he wouldn't know any other life to run off to or if what they're doing is bad. He must have been watching Family Matters during his lunch breaks or something.
>>
People in this thread are forgetting that the bulk of the billion dollar gross isn't from Star Wars fans...it's from regular movie watchers who want to be distracted and eat popcorn to explosions and a half decent story. Whoever makes Star Wars sequels, they're first priority is not going to be on pleasing you by cleaning up intricate throwaway plot holes nobody else will notice, it's to sell tickets.
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>>717249832
*their
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>>717247010
is that the same Jan I.T. Ors from Scrubs?
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>>717239156
Jar jar was pretty enjoyable in the Clone Wars series.
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>>717243756
tru tho
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>>717238295
Rogue one was boring. This one was way better than Rogue one
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>>717238295
just wait till the porn version comes out
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>>717250230
You mean Kylo Ren was Disney's version of a /b/tard?
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>>717240297
problem?
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>>717247842

Yea, John Everyman is very original.
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>>717238295
Yep
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>>717250236
Rogue One was completely redeemed by it's ending. Shit I would've been happy if the whole movie was just Vader pwning noobs.
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>>717247518
>We need a cool blind guy so all the weebs can cream themselves
You realize Star Wars is just Kurosawa's Samurai films but set in space right? A Zatoichi-type blind warrior fits perfectly.
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>>717245706
>I like kylo and predict he will obviously turn good by the third film.
Exactly like Darth Vader.
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>>717249827
Thank you. This is why he annoyed me so much. His character made no sense. He tried to be a comic relief but he wasn't funny, he tried to be a hero but wasn't strong enough, he failed as a storm trooper, something he prob spent his life doing, he was just a complete failure and was more annoying than anything.
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it was a decent movie, and miles ahead of any of the prequels. didn't help that the main character is a cute girl. I'm hoping she kills Finn and goes to the dark side in episode 8 though. have him confess his love for her. and then she pulls out a red lightsaber and kills him and walks away.
>>
Best to Worst

Episode 3
Episode 6
Episode 5
Episode 7
Episode 4
Episode 2
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>>717238295
I'm not going to watch it because I know it's going to be filled to the brim with liberal agenda
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>>717250765
That red glow and the buzz of the sabre and then 20 + rebels shitting themselves trying to pass the plans to the next faggot down the line before they're butchered...

That scene was art
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>>717250849
niggers, right?
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>>717250952

I wonder if anyone will have a different opinion.....
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>>717249136

No It's:

IV
V
VI
III
II
I

There are no other movies. I don't care how many of the original actors appear together. Stop pretending they're even the same.

It's like the original Michael Keaton Batmans and then the Christopher Nolan Batmans. Anything else is a figment of your imagination.
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>>717250982
you're a moron.
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>>717251090
>No It's:
>IV
>V
>VI
>III
>II
>I


It's times like this I wish I'd learned Roman Numerals
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>>717251044

I kind of agree in a way.
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>>717251042
I actually liked Mace Dindu.
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>>717251090
i hated jedi with all thsoe shitty little ewoks. he was scared by the holiday special not to put in wookies and it sucks. rogue 1 is genuinely better than jedi, sorry
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>>717251090

>absolutely terrible rankings

Have you even seen the movies?
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>>717251173
Can i hlap yuo?
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>>717251090
the fact that you actually acknowledge the prequels but refuse to acknowledge the Disney movies, which aren't tainted by Lucas shows how stupid you are.
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