What headlines would you like to see in 2017? >Seven charged

>Nuclear explosion in Israel

>Fatal disease targets those with low IQ

>>717227761
>Mystery virus sweeps through transsexual community, killing all
>Chloe Moretz and Emma Watson found bludgeoned to death in rape dungeon
>Strokes tour U.S.

>>717228230
In related news: 4chan traffic dwindles

>>717228252
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>Vladimir Dodon,the new president of Republic of Moldova,dies after drinking too much champagne and wine.

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>Nuclear Energy breakthrough
>liquid fluoride salt thorium reactors mass produced, assembled on site, fraction of costs while incredible safety features

>>717227761
>Donald Trump assassinated during his presidential swearing in ceremony.

>>717228549
>Vice president Mike Pence swore in

>>717227761
USA has been wiped with nukes. World is finally free

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>>717228549

>phoneposting on 4chan leading cause of brain cancer

>>717228646
>...only to be shot moments later by the secret service

>>717228252
>Strokes tour U.S.
God yes

>>717229178
Pssst.... they stopped being good after thier 3rd album.

> Mystery disease breaks out in Arab population, the world can only watch as the Arab race dies out.

>Nuclear bomb explodes in Bangladesh, the muslims are soon wiped out.

>The fappening 3, Emma Watson does anal

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>>717228829

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>>717229512
>The fappening 3, Emma Watson does anal
Yes plz

>>717229936
>President Ryan commits suicide after learning Ayn Rand received government benefits

>>717227761
>OP chokes to death on fathers cock
>...more at 6

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>>717230163
leaving Orrin Hatch president.
shall we go to Secretary of State Exxon?

>>717229276
Half the songs on Angles were good. Besides they'd play from those first albums too.

>>717230398
Their last album is loaded too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgkGx8A85r0

>>717229178
YES
>>717229276
Not wrong, but if you've seen them live they pretty much stick to those 3 and do an amazing job of it

>President Nicolas Maduro dies after forgetting how to breathe
>LA rioters jailed for vandalism and harrassment, no niggers protest this time
>Studies reveal masturbation increases dick size.

>>717230340
>when you realize that Battlestar Galactica was preparing us for this inauguration day

>>717230596
Tru
Their recent EP wasn't that bad either

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Emma Watson transitions in to porn industry in attempt to help feminist cause

>>717231376
>first porn that Emma Watson will star in is a Harry Potter Porn Parody.

>>717231376
>fails when study comes out revealing only closetfag pedo like her adolescent boy face

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>>717231536
directed by Akabur
Witch Trainer, the movie

>>717231536
Chamber of Secretions
Order of the Penis
Half-blacked Princess
Would watch them all

>>717227761
Trump impeached after leaked tax returns show Trump Corp owes billions to Russian Govt.

>>717228301
kek'd

Hillary Clinton found dead in her prison cell. Foul play suspected.

Federal restrictions on marijuana eased.

Wall built. 40 million illegal aliens deported. Unem o Loy mentioned is .1%

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>>717232170
you think theres 40mil illegals in the USA?

>>717232170
Wall Built. But Trumpers too stupid to find Mexico on a map, accidentally wall off Kentucky.

Trump arrested, charged with treason.

>>717232378
White trash trailer park inhabitants don't think. Poor use of language.

>Germans have had enough, establishment of the 4 riech inevitable

Trump wanders off after complaining that presidential duties are interfering with his twitter time.

>>717227761
>NFA Repealed

>civil war breaks out in United States

In other news, 7 billion people continue to live on earth and humanity continues its efforts to understand, explore the space we inhabit and express itself through art and individualism for the short amount of time we have to exist.

>Genetically modified foods have been slowly sterilizing 50% of the population of earth, resulting in a more sustainable global population within 100 years.

>>717228549
I'll let this slide because cucks like you are going to have a REALLY bad year in 2017 :)

War is no more. Clean water solutions for the entire globe. Funding of renewable energy up by 1000%.

>>717233894
**FAGGOT ALERT**

>>717232378
It's a stretch, but the number is around 30 mil if you count anchor babies

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>>717228301

>>717227761

The dubs that check'd the world!

>President Trump labels BLM a terrorist organization and sends its supporters to Gitmo

>President Trump to legalize grabbing women by the pussy.

A guy can dream

>>717234066
any google will tell you 11-12 mil

>>717234054
:(

Beyonce has died...good

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>>717233894
>Funding of renewable energy up by 1000%

dont drink coolaid of solar/wind bullshit
fission is the real truth, we cant store renewable, we cant fucking waste land to thousands of solar panels and wind turbines to get few mega watts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK367T7h6ZY

Ebola hits Africa, this time West doesn't stop it.

>>717231700
Sauce?

>Chemtrail spraying confirmed. Government imposes martial law.

>>717234345
Fusion would be better if you ask me.

>>717234412
game is called witch trainer
you find torrent easily
or ask around in >>>/aco board
http://boards.4chan.org/aco/stg

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>"Betty White pronounced dead on January 19th, 2017."

>>717227761
world war 3 started how the fuck did we let it get to this point. Trump comments and says there is no war going on its a cover up. He also commented it was clinton who started the war.

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clinton starts world war 3 trump said it.

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then we are going to have dumb fuckers who buy that shit.

>>717234177
11-12 mil is the conservative estimate of illegal aliens, the number goes up if yyou count their children since they have about 3 kids on average per 2 parents

>Liberals all die. Aids, racism suspected.

>Anime girls recognized as real girls
>Animal humanoid hybrids confirmed possible; expect public sightings midway through the year
:^)

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>>717234538
we are not there, not even close

watch this for 3 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sG9_OplUK8&feature=youtu.be&t=1h1m28s

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>>717230163
>Ayn Rand received government benefits

Eyeroll. Rand collected social security, which was paid for by money taken out of her own fucking paycheck against her will. I'm libertarian AF, but I think anyone who's forced to pay in should be able to collect that money back.

>>717235128
I know we're far as fuck, but just saying.

>>717232594
Nothing of value lost

>>717228508
Let me guess, you didn't major in physics mate?

>>717235382
let me guess, you have nothing really to say mate?

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>>717227761
>Border wall built, most expensive infrastructure project in US history

>Illegal immigration barely hampered as majority of illegals came legally and simply didn't leave

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>>717235204
>Eyeroll
>libertarian AF
And by the by, social security is still government benefits

>>717235204
Or, you know, not accept it on principal.

>using meme images after 2010
Just stay quiet next time, toddler.

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>>717235539
>To counter this, ICE's funding is increased 800% and have become federally recognized as a paramilitary force

>>717228549
This, and I hope it's not a quick headshot.

>>717235514
Since the 'molten salt reactors will solve all energy problems' fags don't listen to arguments anyway - nope mate.

>>717235204
She not only collected it, but RELIED on it.
>muh taxes are theft
If you don't like the system that allows you to make the money that you make, then go elsewhere. But oh wait, you'll still have to pay taxes; most likely a lot more than in the US.

But seriously, gtfo, autist

>>717235866
>Trump is now martyred forever
I will never understand what people think killing him will accomplish

>>717231751
The Fetish Stone
The prisoner of the rape dungeon
And the sexual hollows part 69

>>717227761
Trump dies of massive heart attack during inauguration. Pence then has equally massive stroke, Speaker of the House new president

>>717228230
It's called obesity

>>717236516
In other news: Putin is devastated and dies of broken heart

>>717236324
I absolutely get where you're coming from, and I don't think my position is a logical one; however, nothing would give me more satisfaction than to see that man die a slow death.

Note to the FBI/NSA/Secret Service: I'm not planning on doing anything illegal, nor do I endorse violence... cucks.

Maisie Williams rushed to hospital to remove the dick i berried in her so deep

>>717227761
>antibiotic resistant bugs, are resistant to antibiotics
>burning things makes the earth hotter, THIS, IS, BAD!
>Theresa may unveils her plan to leave the EU, People object
>Trump, People object