Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>717212110
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>cancer thread
Claim
カラミチーマス
>>717226278
hi
>>717226008
>>717226914
i like the cold
did you ever get any way to talk?
>>717226914
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717227031
Tomato a cute.
The quest to diddle a girl I know who is getting divorced continues.
>>717226811
mostly a reskin, magic is now on a mana type system and only certain races can use it, space ships are used to get around with warp drive, and there's spacefold points set up around the whole galaxy for fast travel reasons; , it's set in the milkyway galaxy
>>717225379
In all honesty I didn't expect the responce I got, and I certainly didn't plan for it.
Maybe it's not really wanted here, I don't know.
>>717226914
Biiiitch
I love you
>>717224006
Most of this year, imo. The only anime from this year I ended up watching were:
>Re:Zero
>Anne Happy
>My Hero Academia
>Konosuba
>Hundred
I have yet to watch/finish these:
>Rewrite
>Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto
>Assassination Classroom S2
>Seven Deadly Sins OVA's
>Danmachi OVA (The one with Hestia)
>Monster Musuma OVA
>Food Wars S2
>Tales of Zestiria the X (Ongoing)
>Nanbaka (Ongoing)
>Occultic;Nine
>And you thought there is never a girl online?
That's about it. Almost everything else didn't spark an interest.
>>717226914
oh hey, you're not dead
Claim
>>717227103
:o
>>717226924
We embrace it
>>717226984
The hell?
>>717227031
>>717227118
>>717227246
>>717227185
The final solution!
ITT: Effeminate children of single mothers
>>717227139
Could be cool
>>717227239
DUDE!
>>717227388
Ay! Thought you died
>>717227185
i got what i expected cute pale legs
>>717227463
>>717227492
I've mostly been lurking tbh
>>717227246
>*Musume.
>>717227463
We've been over this, why do you keep shooting me?
>>717227492
What? I'm getting drunk today maybe...
>>717226831
You've used this picture before
>>717227463
Tomoko is not a Jew. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>717227463
>>717227599
>The list
>>717227568
Please god stop this madness
Claimed
>>717227492
yee, he pulled the races from mass effect, which i've never played, so it's kinda tricky to keep them all straight
>>717227616
WOO! DRUNK CHARA!
>>717227779
That didn't take long
Claimed
>>717227077
I'm scared to talk to people in privateee
>>717227103
AT LEAST FINISH THE EPISODE!
>>717227239
>bitch
.////.
>i love you
o/////o
i love you too
>>717227311
....Yet
>>717227463
Kill them all!
>>717227783
Well not yet. But I got strawberry vodka from my friend
>>717227917
How are you? You feeling better?
>>717227584
Aw
>>717227616
GET DRUNK DUDE! PARTY! FUCK A RANDOM QTIE!
>>717227783
Neither have I...
>>717227076
Pink>>>>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>>>>Killary>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blue
>>717227917
oh
>>717227984
It's been kind of a boring week for me
>>717227917
still in hospital? i've been getting fragmented updates from chara
>>717227982
your vomit's gunna taste good
>>717227984
there's like a million races, my cousin did some weird 3 foot tall one, i did some female only one that lives to be over 1000, and my brother is still deciding, he has to balance our combat triangle
>>717227802
Help.
>>717227695
But you are Non Aryan!
>>717227709
Hard to shoot back once your dead!
>>717227917
With pleasure!
I have crippling osteoporosis
>>717228170
It's too late for us all
>>717227743
Some people don't deserve to be on that list tbh
>>717228206
me too
>>717228171
>>>/pol/
Claim
>>717228264
I don't want to die. I don't even have a bf yet.
;w;
>>717228206
me too thanks
>>717227743
Laura Bodewig.png
>>717228102
Aww.
Are you in school/work? Or a NEET?
>>717228153
THATS A LOT!
So do you will have damage, tank, and a support? Which are you going for?
>>717228206
Is that from a hentai doujinshi?
>>717228171
It's hard to shoot me if i'm running away!
>>717227984
2 hours until new years
And nah I'm with a friend
>>717228153
It will taste like strawberry and pizza
>>717228558
No it isn't
>>717228474
trash
>>717228558
Work mostly.
>>717228631
i find you kinda cute
>>717228276
All are Aryan or allies to Mein Fuhrer!
>>717228572
GET BACK HERE!
>>717228515
k...
rate my waifu
>>717228558
it's actually more like 12, but when a bunch of them are non-humanoid it's hard to keep straight
we're doing warrior, mage, rouge/ranger for them, he made 6 classes, 3 at each point and 3 to be in between
>>717228631
and vomit, but you'll be too drunk to worry about that
>>717228862
lewd/10
>>717228862
Vore and Gore are both garbage.
I'm sure you're waifu would be much happier in a cute sun dress with a floppy hat eating ice cream.
>>717228843
Chen is a tranny for one.
>>717228955
better?
>>717228511
It looks to me like they're trying to solve that ._.
>>717228843
>Allies to Mein Fuhrer
Imperial Japan was an Allie, so by extension, Amatsu is fine :^)
>>717228843
You can't catch me!
>>717229146
catched
>>717229109
>Imperial Japan
>Modern Japan
Sadly different
>>717228843
It was meant as what I wanted you to save that file as.
>>717229098
I don't want another internet stalker though. Give protect.
>>717229251
>>717229251
And I'll say the same thing from last time
Modern Germany and the third Reich are totally different!
>>717229313
Well, I had one too. They haven't been around lately, which is nice
Not to the extent you did though
>>717229270
I know.
>>717229439
I don't live in no god dam modern Germany!
>>717229538
YOU WILL IN A FEW YEARS
>>717227982
I just fainted on my bed again and I keep coughing blood... I think I'm getting worse.
>>717228046
Don't oh me lol, you wouldn't take anything away from our private conversations anyway because I'm weird...!
>>717228153
Sameji a cute and yes, I think I'm getting worse, I should just give up.
>>717228171
Muahahaha
i think i'm going to faint again holy s***
>>717228840
Because i am
>>717228864
Nuuu
>>717229619
>>717229677
isn't it just your spleen? just have them cut the damn thing out, you don't need it
>>717229212
Oh no
>>717229497
What do i have to do to get on this folder?
>>717229452
You got the pics one way or another though. There's a good to this.
rate my fetish
>>717229619
I wish I could somehow help you
Please try to get better
I don't want to loose a you
>>717229702
Can i pet you?
>>717229806
Staged necrophilia?
Gore and Vore are both garbage.
>>717229806
source?
>>717229732
We shall figure that put later.
>>717229677
NOOOO DON'T FAINT
rip me time for work
rate my waifu
>>717229709
A person needs their spleen to purify their blood after a major illness like the cold or a flu. In Sonokawa's case all the white blood cells are now ready to leave the body and head to the spleen to die, the spleen enlarged and ruptured causing unimaginable pain
>>717229846
Please do
>>717229970
yangire is better because they kill for fun and not love
>>717230595
you can live without a spleen, just cut the damn thing out if it's that bad, hell if i had the money i'd go have mine removed right now
>>717230695
*pets you and messes your hair*
cute
>>717230801
Maybe he doesn't want a hideous scar
>>717228631
Fuck your friend
Stick it in them! Or have them stick it in you~
>>717228642
That one also looks like it
>>717228742
What kind of work
>>717228864
Oooh, non humanoid ones
>>717230801
You need a spleen. It is a apart of the immune system. I think you mean the appendix
>>717231351
yee, there's a weird jellyfish one, a weird 4 legged one, and a couple near humanoids
>>717231111
>>717231351
>
>>717230973
Ehehe, thanks
>>717231351
Nah, he straight
>>717231617
You are pretty welcome, can i be your friend? i would mess with your hair whenever you want to
>>717231351
What do you mean?
>>717231351
Part time job at this one place, nothing special
>>717231592
>produces white blood cells
>not vital to survival
Pick one
But still I wouldn't get mines removed either unless it had cancer or something.
>>717231836
>the spleen is the only thing that makes white blood cells
>>717231592
Oh, you CAN live without it. But you might not be the most healthy without it. It would still fuck up your immune system.
Similarly, while you can live with one kidney, your quality of life drops a ton.
>>717231617
Not if he is really drunk he isn't~
RAPE HIM!
>>717231799
Now I'm not an expert on sexing girls, but I think she is taking a dick
>>717231815
What kind of place?
>>717232111
and half your liver, and one lung, most your intestines, gall bladder
if it's about to blow up in your face and you don't need it just cut it out
>>717232075
Is it really? I know bone marrow produces red blood cells, but I don't know about white.
>>717232111
I usually help with making bedframes, so I guess you can say it's a place that deals with furniture
>>717231739
Sure you can be my friend
Everyone can be if they're nice
>>717232111
Nuuu >
>>717232553
Nice i'd love to, what are you doing today?
>>717232075
Most are from bone marrow
They just chill in the spleen, and as blood runs through they eat pathogens
>>717232345
Yes, you can. But only if it is about to kill you is it worth removing and living without
And transplants bring up another can of worms.
>>717232509
Could be fun
>>717232553
LAME. Go and find a qt boy to fug
>>717229709
It's slowly returning to normal so there is no need but it still hurts like a motherf***er...
>>717229827
You're so sweet to worry about me, please don't worry, I'll be okay!
>>717229903
You work on new years? damn
>>717229970
She's alright.
>>717232111
She's just about to sneeze, you big dum dum
>>717232760
Just playing overwatch at a friend
>>717232760
Naaaah
>>717232857
Oh, good. Take care of yourself, I really want to see you next year here too and talk with you more
End my suffering, pls
>>717233062
whyyy i'm so boring, i really like talking to you as well
>>717233134
>noms
>>717232828
i guess i've simply accepted that i'll probably die in a car accident and the tendency in that case it that it pops and you bleed out, so i'd rather get it out now
>>717232857
fair enough, ham it up and make them give you ALL the pain killers
>>717233134
Wanna form a suicide pact?
>>717233062
looks comfy do you play flex or do you have a main role?
>>717233339
I hope I don't get addicted.
>>717233247
You're not boring. You're interesting and crazy
>>717232901
Sure...
>>717233339
Oh, you are going to get it removed? Why?
>>717233722
Why won't you believe me!?
>>717233592
that's when you take MORE
>>717233722
nyet, if i had the money i probably would have it voluntarily removed because one of these days i'm going to get into a horrible accident and it's going to explode and i'm going to bleed out before paramedics arrive
>>717233861
Ok, should I call in an expert?
>>717234191
But it would still be worth having
And drive safer
>>717233861
Why would anyone believe a lying bote?
>>717233627
people always say i'm crazy but I don't see it. sometimes i think it's an inside joke everyone is in on
>>717234191
never! i don't even know where to buy this oxycontin anyway.
>>717234455
Fine, I give up
>>717234565
That was uncalled for, I wan an apology.
Or you telling me to kms, that'll work too.
>>717233542
Flex, i can only play it at my friends place
>>717234616
I mean it in a good way though. I love crazy and strange people.
>>717234785
No.
>>717234455
i tell myself that all the time, and so do others, but then i hear a whisper in the back of my brain that says "drop two gears and floor it because it's fun" and i listen the the whisper
>>717234616
so find your local heroin dealer
actually don't, heroin is bad for you
>>717234785
he's right tho, boats are liars
>>717234880
Please!
>>717234906
My lies aren't as big as those lips
>>717235033
>>717234853
aren't you afraid of what they might do you behind closed doors?
>>717234906
lol he finds me and always offers
>>717234853
bummer i thought we could play sometime, but petting you might be enough i think
Off to feed in league
>>717234565
This tbh oni-fam smh imo
>>717234785
So it was porn!
>>717234906
Eh. I'm a shitty driver and don't do drive
>>717233323
Wat
>>717233454
Yes pls
>>717235033
>>717235059
>
>>717235120
ask if he has any cocaine in stock
>>717235221
but it's fun!
>>717235059
>>717235281
>
>>717235221
Let's keep it a secret
>>717235074
Not really no. What would you do to me?
>>717235191
We cant, i only play today at a friends
It's a Christmas Miracle, GTAV got an update without overpriced cars
>>717235281
I am heavily spooped my driving
>>717235380
BUT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!
>>717235230
I'll bring the bleach.
>>717235380
my lips are better and i'm not a liar
>>717235533
why and how
>>717235470
no problemo do you have steam or discord or other way to reach you?
>>717235221
have fun, doctor!
>>717235230
i ate your suffering!
>>717235281
he has
oh he has
he tries to make everyone addicted to his stuff
>>717235470
>mfw
I won't do anything you're not comfortable with.
>>717235533
NO THEY DON'T
>>717235646
That is false and obviously a lie
>>717232828
Yeah. Sorry for the late reply
>>717235693
Yeah steam, but I'm on my phone now
>>717235775
See? No problem then sweetie
>>717235775
so do the cocaine
>>717235958
boats are notorious liars and jealous of superior waifus
>>717236171
>sweetie
>>717236192
it's kind of expensive you know, ahh chara is making me all shy again.
>>717236248
Just get better soon and if you want to talk in private tell me, I'll give you my contact information
>>717236316
worth it
and yea, he tends to do that
>>717236555
trips nizze
lel
>>717236617
kekd
>>717236486
i'll make a steam when i leave this place, bye for now <3
>>717236555
maybe i can share some cocaine with chara hehe
also bye!
HOYL SHIT
Fuck mechanics.
>tie rod end (right-outer)
>part: $62.99
>labor: $108.00
>total after tax: $185.09
Rock Auto tie rod end (right-outer) price: $4.05
>>717236780
Byebye~
>>717236885
:thinking:
>>717236780
he's boring and don't do the drugs
later
>>717236823
>not replacing a tie rod yourself
tensai
>>717237117
No no, that's just it.
I went in for a simple alignment, and they are over here trying to tell me my ti rod is fucked and they wouldn't even let me drive my car home.
Fuck mechanics. I'll definitely be replacing this myself.
>>717237029
:sunglasses:
How was your New Years?
Or are you still in 2016, kek
>>717236780
>>717236934
haruhi is NOT going to like this!
>>717237210
>not let you drive it home
what kinda commie country you live in?
Azunyan~
>>717237117
Maybe he wants it to be done professionally so his car doesn't break more
>>717237292
It's 2016 for another 5 hours
>>717237345
haruhi can eat a dick
>>717237292
What happens 2017?
>>717237365
USA. It was a liability issue. At least they didn't charge me for the tow.
>>717237365
>>717237479
US is a shit
>>717237379
f
You doing anything for it or just going to hang around here?
>>717237471
Hell if I know, 2016 was a pretty crazy year. I can't begin to think what's going to happen this year
>>717237479
aaand that's why i avoid mechanics as much as possible
>>717237610
go back to commie land
>>717237382
lmao
>>717237712
Japan isn't a communist country
>>717237840
liberalism and communism are the same thing
>>717237919
says who?
>>717237958
says my professor
>>717238053
your professer can eat a dick
>>717237670
I'm going to hang around here and wish I had bleach
:ok_hand::joy::gun:
>>717237345
Why would Haruhi care?>>717237365
>>717238196
if japan goes any further left they will become a communist country you fucking bitch
>>717235610
Thank you, I can't afford it.
>>717235775
Thank you also but you would be stuffed
>>717238286
i don't know i thought haruhi liked sonokawa too
>>717238286
why you linking at me