Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
i like the cold
did you ever get any way to talk?
The quest to diddle a girl I know who is getting divorced continues.
mostly a reskin, magic is now on a mana type system and only certain races can use it, space ships are used to get around with warp drive, and there's spacefold points set up around the whole galaxy for fast travel reasons; , it's set in the milkyway galaxy
In all honesty I didn't expect the responce I got, and I certainly didn't plan for it.
Maybe it's not really wanted here, I don't know.
I love you
Most of this year, imo. The only anime from this year I ended up watching were:
>My Hero Academia
I have yet to watch/finish these:
>Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto
>Assassination Classroom S2
>Seven Deadly Sins OVA's
>Danmachi OVA (The one with Hestia)
>Monster Musuma OVA
>Food Wars S2
>Tales of Zestiria the X (Ongoing)
>And you thought there is never a girl online?
That's about it. Almost everything else didn't spark an interest.
We embrace it
The final solution!
Could be cool
Ay! Thought you died
We've been over this, why do you keep shooting me?
Tomoko is not a Jew. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Please god stop this madness
yee, he pulled the races from mass effect, which i've never played, so it's kinda tricky to keep them all straight
WOO! DRUNK CHARA!
I'm scared to talk to people in privateee
AT LEAST FINISH THE EPISODE!
>i love you
i love you too
Kill them all!
Well not yet. But I got strawberry vodka from my friend
How are you? You feeling better?
GET DRUNK DUDE! PARTY! FUCK A RANDOM QTIE!
Neither have I...
It's been kind of a boring week for me
still in hospital? i've been getting fragmented updates from chara
your vomit's gunna taste good
there's like a million races, my cousin did some weird 3 foot tall one, i did some female only one that lives to be over 1000, and my brother is still deciding, he has to balance our combat triangle
But you are Non Aryan!
Hard to shoot back once your dead!
Are you in school/work? Or a NEET?
THATS A LOT!
So do you will have damage, tank, and a support? Which are you going for?
Is that from a hentai doujinshi?
It's hard to shoot me if i'm running away!
2 hours until new years
And nah I'm with a friend
It will taste like strawberry and pizza
All are Aryan or allies to Mein Fuhrer!
GET BACK HERE!
it's actually more like 12, but when a bunch of them are non-humanoid it's hard to keep straight
we're doing warrior, mage, rouge/ranger for them, he made 6 classes, 3 at each point and 3 to be in between
and vomit, but you'll be too drunk to worry about that
>Allies to Mein Fuhrer
Imperial Japan was an Allie, so by extension, Amatsu is fine :^)
It was meant as what I wanted you to save that file as.
And I'll say the same thing from last time
Modern Germany and the third Reich are totally different!
I just fainted on my bed again and I keep coughing blood... I think I'm getting worse.
Don't oh me lol, you wouldn't take anything away from our private conversations anyway because I'm weird...!
Sameji a cute and yes, I think I'm getting worse, I should just give up.
isn't it just your spleen? just have them cut the damn thing out, you don't need it
What do i have to do to get on this folder?
I wish I could somehow help you
Please try to get better
I don't want to loose a you
We shall figure that put later.
NOOOO DON'T FAINT
rip me time for work
A person needs their spleen to purify their blood after a major illness like the cold or a flu. In Sonokawa's case all the white blood cells are now ready to leave the body and head to the spleen to die, the spleen enlarged and ruptured causing unimaginable pain
you can live without a spleen, just cut the damn thing out if it's that bad, hell if i had the money i'd go have mine removed right now
Fuck your friend
Stick it in them! Or have them stick it in you~
That one also looks like it
What kind of work
Oooh, non humanoid ones
You need a spleen. It is a apart of the immune system. I think you mean the appendix
yee, there's a weird jellyfish one, a weird 4 legged one, and a couple near humanoids
Nah, he straight
Part time job at this one place, nothing special
Oh, you CAN live without it. But you might not be the most healthy without it. It would still fuck up your immune system.
Similarly, while you can live with one kidney, your quality of life drops a ton.
Not if he is really drunk he isn't~
Now I'm not an expert on sexing girls, but I think she is taking a dick
What kind of place?
and half your liver, and one lung, most your intestines, gall bladder
if it's about to blow up in your face and you don't need it just cut it out
I usually help with making bedframes, so I guess you can say it's a place that deals with furniture
Sure you can be my friend
Everyone can be if they're nice
Most are from bone marrow
They just chill in the spleen, and as blood runs through they eat pathogens
Yes, you can. But only if it is about to kill you is it worth removing and living without
And transplants bring up another can of worms.
Could be fun
LAME. Go and find a qt boy to fug
It's slowly returning to normal so there is no need but it still hurts like a motherf***er...
You're so sweet to worry about me, please don't worry, I'll be okay!
You work on new years? damn
She's just about to sneeze, you big dum dum
Just playing overwatch at a friend
Oh, good. Take care of yourself, I really want to see you next year here too and talk with you more
whyyy i'm so boring, i really like talking to you as well
i guess i've simply accepted that i'll probably die in a car accident and the tendency in that case it that it pops and you bleed out, so i'd rather get it out now
fair enough, ham it up and make them give you ALL the pain killers
You're not boring. You're interesting and crazy
Oh, you are going to get it removed? Why?
that's when you take MORE
nyet, if i had the money i probably would have it voluntarily removed because one of these days i'm going to get into a horrible accident and it's going to explode and i'm going to bleed out before paramedics arrive
Ok, should I call in an expert?
But it would still be worth having
And drive safer
Why would anyone believe a lying bote?
people always say i'm crazy but I don't see it. sometimes i think it's an inside joke everyone is in on
never! i don't even know where to buy this oxycontin anyway.
Fine, I give up
That was uncalled for, I wan an apology.
Or you telling me to kms, that'll work too.
Flex, i can only play it at my friends place
I mean it in a good way though. I love crazy and strange people.
i tell myself that all the time, and so do others, but then i hear a whisper in the back of my brain that says "drop two gears and floor it because it's fun" and i listen the the whisper
so find your local heroin dealer
actually don't, heroin is bad for you
he's right tho, boats are liars
My lies aren't as big as those lips
aren't you afraid of what they might do you behind closed doors?
lol he finds me and always offers
Off to feed in league
This tbh oni-fam smh imo
So it was porn!
Eh. I'm a shitty driver and don't do drive
ask if he has any cocaine in stock
but it's fun!
Let's keep it a secret
Not really no. What would you do to me?
We cant, i only play today at a friends
It's a Christmas Miracle, GTAV got an update without overpriced cars
I am heavily spooped my driving
BUT NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!
my lips are better and i'm not a liar
why and how
have fun, doctor!
i ate your suffering!
oh he has
he tries to make everyone addicted to his stuff
I won't do anything you're not comfortable with.
NO THEY DON'T
That is false and obviously a lie
Yeah steam, but I'm on my phone now
See? No problem then sweetie
so do the cocaine
boats are notorious liars and jealous of superior waifus
it's kind of expensive you know, ahh chara is making me all shy again.
Just get better soon and if you want to talk in private tell me, I'll give you my contact information
i'll make a steam when i leave this place, bye for now <3
maybe i can share some cocaine with chara hehe
>tie rod end (right-outer)
>total after tax: $185.09
Rock Auto tie rod end (right-outer) price: $4.05
he's boring and don't do the drugs
>not replacing a tie rod yourself
No no, that's just it.
I went in for a simple alignment, and they are over here trying to tell me my ti rod is fucked and they wouldn't even let me drive my car home.
Fuck mechanics. I'll definitely be replacing this myself.
How was your New Years?
Or are you still in 2016, kek
>not let you drive it home
what kinda commie country you live in?
Maybe he wants it to be done professionally so his car doesn't break more
What happens 2017?
USA. It was a liability issue. At least they didn't charge me for the tow.
You doing anything for it or just going to hang around here?
Hell if I know, 2016 was a pretty crazy year. I can't begin to think what's going to happen this year
aaand that's why i avoid mechanics as much as possible
go back to commie land
your professer can eat a dick
Thank you, I can't afford it.
Thank you also but you would be stuffed