ITT: Faps from our youth
>pic related
>>717226656
you did NOT fap to the West Wing
>>717226828
>tfw no southern belle Republican gf
>>717226828
A skinny blonde who has a low self esteem and is eager to please; what young lad would find that attractive?
>she almost never wore a bra
Don't judge me
>>717227233
faggot autist.
>>717226828
>headlights every episode
So many times
>>717227208
The West Wing was a hive of blonde honeys
>>717226656
YES
>>717227295
i asked you not to tho
>>717227238
That bitch ruined me, turned me to degeneracy... I started off fapping to her, like everyone else, but I took it a step further. I started imagining whole scenes in my head, huge orgies with muscular fit women, forcing me to worship them, with Kiana as the leader. Like others who have gone down roads similar to mine, you know that you just keep craving dirtier and dirtier stuff. Soon I imagined the guys on the show in my fantasies. At first, they were just fucking the other women, but soon, me and one of them would be double-teaming Kiana. Then, it got to where we'd double-vag her, and I spend more time thinking about how my cock would feel rubbing up against a huge, muscular cock. Then, it progressed to Kiana taking over, forcing me to suck the guys before I could do anything with her. Then I'd be fucking her, but one of them would start fucking my ass. Soon, it got to be where all I did was dream about Kiana forcing me to have sex with a dozen muscle-bound, horse-hung dudes while she just sat back and watched.
I suppose I should thank her though, because as a result, I started going to a gym and working out at a young age and learned some good habits, but I also spend most of my time there looking for dudes wanted to fool around with me...
tldr; I'm a closet faggot, thanks to Kiana's Flex Appeal.
I blasted off thousands of knuckle children to Alex Mack.
I'm old AF. Fuck I wish there was internet when I was a teenager, I woulda pulled my dick off.
Natasha Henstridge in Species
>>717228745
forget pic
>>717228594
She's held up pretty damn good. I'd bang my gavel on her...
Pam might have had bigger tits, but that's it. On Baywatch, Yasmine was the fucking hottest. Too bad she totally went to shit afterwards.
>>717229069
she was a little fugly girl on party of five but when her tits started showing my dick got diamonds. her and loli nat portman made me pedo
don't judge me
>>717229418
I always knew she would be hot. I had a crush on her from the first episode.
AFAIK, when i was young i was kissing newspaper that had her pic in it... i guess that counts ?
Kirsten Johnston from 3rd Rock From the Sun.
Highly underrated show, I suggest you watch it if you haven't. On the surface it seems like a stupid, screwball sitcom, but it's actually pretty subversive. Any Kirsten was great in it. Not only sexy as fuck, I mean, in the pic she's holding her own against Cindy fucking Crawford, but she was one of the funnier characters too.
>>717230160
damn, no lie, just got fapping to her in that very episode.
>>717229069
>tfw you bought that DVD to fap to her
>>717230014
Mmm...fuck yes. Love her, especially when she was young like that. She sprouted early...
>>717230269
nasty man, you should punish yourself by putting it on and squirt on your tv when that scene comes on
>>717230422
Man I watched that show JUST for her
>>717230568
is she saying "wank my big erection"?
>>717229069
>>717230706
>>717230659
"Walk like an Egyptian."
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>717230706
>>717230756
any of her getting fucked by robbie the robot
>>717230854
i know you fucking idiot
Judge me
until I reealized she was trailer trash
>>717230917
>I was just pretending XDDDD
I love this meme. :^)
I used to pound one out to Holly on Land of the Lost
Try not masturbating
>>717231037
>trailer trash
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
MAKE MY DICK GO
>>717227482
Its not his fault your'e a faggot autist
>>717231261
Meg Ryan's face was enough to make me hard when I was a prepubescent back in the 90's.
Too bad she looks damn hideous now, she aged like milk under the sun.
Anyone else ever fap to the girls from the amateur index back in the 90's? It was a collection of a bunch of sites, each featuring a different girl. There was a handful of preview pics on each site, and you could subscribe to their members area for some ungodly amount and get a handful of nudes each week. Photos were potato quality at best. Anyway, Brittany was one of my favorites. Great tits.
>>717230160
>>717230160
Yeah I used to fap to the brunette teenage girl with long hair who always sat on the roof.
I really wanted to fuck Ginny Weasley
sorry about that
>>717231386
do you really want to go where Tom Green may have went?
>im not entirely sure he ever actually fucked her....
14 year old me came buckets looking at this photoshoot
>>717231512
I loved how they always made fun of his hair on the show. Then one day someone cut a big chunk of it off and he was like, "Oh, you can just cut it off? I should have done this years ago!"
Fucking great!
>>717231773
i had the magazine and made a mess of it. sticky pages
hey, I had classy wanks
topical
>>717230546
yes yes yes
>>717231178
>>717226656
You already posted my main bitch, but pic-related was my side bitch
When I was a kid I find a Cicciolina VHS in my dads stuff.
I had the best fap of my life, porn was much more enjoyable when it was taboo, now that I can watch every porn I want, is not the same.Miss the old days.
>>717230336
They had a really short-lived sitcom in the late-90's. There was this red-head bitch on it who was really hot too. Spent quite a bit of time fapping to all three of them...
Meh, no pics in phone but here are some:
Ali Larter, maxim spread
Fiona Apple, Criminal video
Mila Jovovich, fifth element
Amy Joe Johnson, Pink Power Ranger
I'm really sorry about this
>>717227391
>The West Wing was a hive of blonde honeys
Starting Jan 20, 2017 it will be again.
Thank God.
>>717232218
Oh man, the first time I saw her on that bikini shit or whatever it is, my dick went full Diamond
>>717232822
I particularly enjoyed it when Jabba licked her, with her brother watching
>>717232515
Fuck yes... over and over again.
>>717233090
Me either... Got fucking rock hard just looking for this gif...
>>717233090
I've never understood how the jews put some little girl with a whore wig and sexy dressed, without being in troubles.
Hollywood industry is really all about pedophile.
hi kids
>>717232757
>>717233086
I mean, she's lucky I wasn't older when I had my crush, cause her life would have been in jeopardy. I would've been that guy on tmz that ended up graduating to CNN.
I always wanted to fuck the paki from the Harry potter mives in front of her family because then her dad would have to strangle her to preserve his family honor or some shit and I'd kinda get off on that
>>717233232
Pretty much all USC cheerleader types
>>717233242
Don't know either. But I'm glad they did it.
>>717233232
Would love more
>>717231489
Teasing Terri for sure
>>717233567
I know man, it's completely fucked up but the dick wants what the dick wants
>>717231130
Alizee was sexier in a fucking sweatsuit than 99.9% of women in lingerie.
(She hasn't aged well.)
Vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfNzb6KP8Dk
>>717230436
>billie Piper
>not Karen Gillan
really? I mean, really?
>>717231489
Holy shit I think I remember her
>>717226656
>>717233480
the fuck os wrong with you
>>717232218
No tributes to Carrie Fisher noted that many gallons of baby batter were spilled to that gold bikini.
>>717232757
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI
>>717233643
>>717233733
My Niggas! Emma Grant was also a personal fav.
britfags know
Same Anon as Lazy Town.
>>717233662
Fuck yes it does... and mine wants a pink-haired tween with a tight little body...
Fapped to Monica Bellucci anal rape like a thousand times.
>>717234229
>ugly crackhead kike bitch
yeah, no thanks
Lily from Legend, this scene specifially
>>717231178
>>717232501
Only Topanga that matters
>>717234231
Anyone got any better picks, maybe fap material esque?
Sorshas the vegan bitch
http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=237448
>>717234599
Thanks for posting the jailbait verion
>>717234599
>>717234331
>ugly crackhead kike bitch
Yeah. I'm sure you're beating the hot chicks off with a stick. Fuck off 13-year old edgelord
>>717233768
dem legs
>>717231079
Same here.
>>717228594
>>717226656
>>717230021
This
>>717236545
Love Denise. My mom caught me jerking off to one of her tapes back when I was a kid.
>>717229145
Blasted millions of knuckle brats to Christina!
>>717236837
and her little girl too
>>717237045
wut?
I have no idea how they got away with her nudity in this film
>>717226656
I hated Donna as a character. The only hot thing was the scene where she misplaced her panties.
Liz Vicious.
Shame she left porn years ago...
>>717237336
her parents didnt give a fuck, they didnt scream in her face to make her feel bad about herself and tell her that all men want to rape her and she should feel bad about it
>>717234700
lol nice1. not sure who gets this one.
>>717237336
you should be more concerned with her nudity playing a hooker in a movie when she was 12
>>717237209
Katie is a fitness instructor like her mother and has her own YouTube channel.
>>717237336
she was already nude in a film when she was 12. clips on youtube, legal. check it out. not trolling, fucking idiots.
so many times to 1000 ways to die. I'm fucked up haha
Lydia!
>>717237594
I mean because she was underage and it was in a time to the censors having a morally upright stick up their ass!
>>717237630
only psychopaths like me will get it. 14 year old edge lords everyone
>>717229833
if I recall c-correctlah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2j8fPZza4
>>717237706
Kinda like Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver
>>717237856
literally her parents signed off on it, nudity is fine if the parents allow it
tonja christensen
>>717237983
nice, ya
>>717237689
Holy mother daughter threesome! Jackpot!
>>717238006
In American Beauty, Thora Birch was 17 and showed boobies. They had to get a judge's permission to do it.
>>717234599
>>717231804
It was well written.
>>717237731
muh nigga
>>717238437
Brooke was 14 in Blue Lagoon, Jodie Foster was 12, 13 when Taxi Driver Premiered
How old are some of you faggots
>>717238588
Still one of my fav shows
>>717233768
Janet was so much hotter than Chrissy.
>>717238781
Brooke was light 10 when she did her first full frontal nudity in a fillum
>>717237877
sshh. we don't use that kind of language here.
i call it human nature. everyone else is simply in a state of denial about their desires, and use unconscious katharsis mechanisms to unload that need for violence. 99.9999999% of our biological history [going back before our species], is riddled in violence.
It's literally insane for someone to think that just because they're born into Civilization, at the final 0.0000001% of our biological evolutionary journey, and socialized with inherited ideologies, that they don't have a brutally violent core nature.
>>717231275
Haha that song. GJ m8
>>717226656
You have damn good taste
>>717238781
Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver is the hottest thing I've ever seen
Canyou imagine? Wandering downtown, picking up a pro, 13 year old Jodie Foster?
>>717231333
checked
>>717230546
This, a million times this. When she went dark in Buffy I was harder than a really hard thing. Can't think well. dick is training blood just thinking about her.
>>717228594
We get older, but the faps stay the same age.
>>717239234
If I hadn't before, I'm going to now...
>>717233242
It's notfilmed in Hollywood, it's from Iceland
I mean, Hollywood is definitey filled with pedophiles though
>>717239444
Nice get.
But I mean in general. Imagine a time, walking downtown, where you could pick up chicks of all kinds.
literally my first
>>717237877
well you're obviously not the only one who got it dumbass.
>>717239966
dubba dubs.
Classy guy, nice pic
>>717237538
>>717241039
me too.
nice post.
>>717229420
my nigga
Alley Badget, this exact photo or the other from the same session
but also Patricia Rhomberg in Josefine Mutzenbacher (I think "Sensational Janine" was the English title). It was one of the only 2 porn movies my friend's father had and my friend found it. The second one was generic porn, same as produced today but Josefine was that old kind of porn with interesting and perverted plot with scenes that wouldn't pass today. It started with a scene where she is supposedly only 13 (actress was 18+ obv). With her cousin she catches her parents fucking, gets horny and goes to bed with cousin, sucks his dick while he is licking her pussy, both orgasm.
>>717233259
yeah when she wasnt in that fuckin get up shes got right now
>>717234700
holy shit man
>>717230546
Yep. Fuck this, I'm getting laid.
>>717238233