>ITT: Post a Superpower and the poster below impose a drawback/limitation

You get a deep male voice and can only say"what's up, pretty Moma?"

>>717224783
You can fly, but no enhanced ability to breath in high altitude.

>>717224783

you can fly, but only when surrounded by water.

I can read minds

Skin impervious to dmg

I want to be immortal?

>>717225453
But only when a person is thinking about fucking chickens

The power to read minds

> As a girl, people assume you're transgender

>>717225549
The underlying tissue still takes trauma damage

>>717225549
Internal organs are not.

>>717225576
You will be forced to drift through space once you outlast the solar system, I didn't even need to create a drawback for this one

>>717225576
It turns out, that while you are unable to die, you still age horribly and can suffer from disease.

Be able to hold my breath underwater for an unlimited amount of time, but only if the water isn't deeper than my height.

>>717225576
Your body still ages normally, have fun being a vegetable after 200 years or so

>>717225576
And you will always want but never have

>>717225549
musculature and organs remain normal.

>white butterfly. look it up.

>>717225778
And out of water you breath through your genitalia

the ability to control lightning

>>717225778
I don't think you write your own drawback bud

>>717225778
You are 99% more likely to find yourself in water that is deeper than your height.

I can control any female human

>>717225932
But only in clear weather

I don't need sleep

>>717225932
But only with your penis as a lightning rod.

>>717225932
Can't touch electronics without frying them

>>717225984
But you suffer from symptoms of insomnia.

>>717225955
But only to lower their labido

>>717225955
For every female you control, a male will automatically seak you out to stop you, killing him only assigns another

>>717225955
but only if they consent to each task

>>717225225
Nigga then I could rape her without anyone hearing

>>717225984
But you as an agorophobiac you can never leave your bed room

I never forget, ever

The ability to bend any object or any size or density.

Can control the thought of all human race at once.

I can fly

The power to type without looking at the keyboard

>>717226170
You never forget about forgetting things, so you constantly remember that you forgot something.

>>717225576
but you have to put up with the universe for the rest of your life.

>you'll also live in permanent agony if you were to ever become obliterated by a catastrophic event.

>>717225984
For 16 hours at a time. Your power takes 8 hours of sleep to recharge

>>717226203
You assume direct control of yourself, and everyone on Earth becomes a vegetable because of the feedback loop.

>>717224783
You have superpower to hold your breath, but cannot release it.

manipulate space-time

>>717226205
In chocolate pudding only.

>>717226232
Everything you type has vague homosexual undertones.

I want the power to remove all non-whites.

Can teleport

>>717226323
While asleep

>>717226301
>i smoked once, and never exhaled

im ok with this

The Power to slow and stop time at my will

>>717226174
but it causes you tremendous pain to do so

>>717226301
Your lungs explode.

>>717226323
but you have 0 control over where you'll end up or what time period.

>the earth might not even be around at the time

>>717226412
But you are also slowed or stopped, so you will never be able to tell the difference.

Ability to solve captchas in less than a second

>>717226412
but you move at the speed you set (very slow or not at all)

Access to super speed, and a body and mind that can handle it

>>717226422
>accidentally bending a shit

My body regenerates at split second

>>717225940
But only when you're waist deep in water.
And within 10 feet of target

Who also has to be in water.

You are not impervious to lightning.

>>717226507
but your identity is revealed in your posts

>>717226507
You can never post again.

>>717226287

kek

>>717226507
You form an addiction to solving them.

>>717226525
Unable to turn

>>717226525
your blind

>>717226556
Your eyes nose mouth anus and pee hole all shut
You die from suffocation.

>>717225421
easy one, develop a suit that envelopes you with a thin film of water to enable flight

>>717226525
you can access it but you forget how to

>>717226387
For every non-white that dies, you have to watch another have sex with the girl you like

>>717226525
The super speed is so dangerous to everything else, that using it will kill everything you know and love, and thus, while your mind and body are capable of handling the speed, they are not capable of surviving the explosion of a singularity the size of a nickel.

The power to maek all woman in love with me in their first sight

>>717226692
>thats my fetish

>>717226731
Attracts men too

The ability to talk to machines.
Any machine.

>>717226731
but they fall out of love at second sight

>>717226731
They have a different concept of love, one that you do not enjoy in the slightest.

>>717226731
All the women refuse sex after gazing upon you.

>>717226731
Doesn't stop at human women.

>>717226815
They can't talk back

>>717226815
They all think you're a fag

Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan
You will be powerful
strenght+speed+intelligence
but to be powerful
you need to kill your friend,bestfriend,friends,relatives

>>717226815
You can talk to them, but they're just like people, so they can also form unhealthy obsessions over you, ruin your life, hate you unconditionally, be your friend, steal your credit card information, or ignore you.

The ability to turn anything bad into something good.

Limitations are what your mind set.
Whitey gunned down by nigger cop's =
Earthquake in somalia killing his bloodline.
Go

I can access all of wikipedia with my mind

>>717226913
You can't kill your friend, best friend, friends or relatives.

>>717226972
We're able to change it and thus you're thoughts and opinions.

Use palm heal strikes and use protection. Solved for hitting bad guys with super human strength and normal bone density. Also it would require super speed not strength for harder blows. The added muscles is in good part for weight behind the blows.

having no drawbacks or limitations

I can see the future

I can attract anyone of my choice

>>717226972
It's an archived version of Wikipedia with all of the entries modified to contain stale memes.

>>717226949
Fuck good reply.

>>717226913
You will have a disgusting weabo body and avoided by all female in the world

>>717227040
But tradeoffs and downsides are fair game

>>717227060
>I can attract anyone of my choice

but not emotionally, only magnetically

>>717226970
Stumped.

>>717226752
she will always leave you for the bull

The power to speak with God

>>717227040
You have no power at all

>>717226970
Bad and good become abstract concepts in your mind, and you simply begin turning things into other things at random, uncaring, until you turn yourself into a block of cheese.

>>717227041
But no one will ever believe you because of your personality and looks.

>>717227167
You get locked up in an institution for talking to yourself.

>>717227167
You cannot hear the answer

>>717227147
damn got me good

>>717227173
Win win I fucking love cheese.

>>717227167
He's not much of a talker.

>>717227060
The only ones you can choose are fat/ugly girls, but you aren't aware of that

>>717226692
>implying I have anyone I like
Let the white utopia roll on in.

>>717227258
But you can't interact with yourself.

>>717227060
You are blind

I have unlimited internet acess via TOR browser from my head with unlimited space and an unhackable anti virus system, making me the Cyborg superhero

>>717227190
Cassandra complex

Anyone I rape thinks it's consensual afterwards.

The struggle.makes me ejaculate.

I want the power to bring forth any historical figure to prove their existence.

>>717227041
But you can never see the present or interact with anyone or anything

>>717227317
Wgaf I'm cheese.

power to shapeshift into animal

>>717226970

You lose your current moral compass and become a gushing SJW tumblrina

>>717227111
I thought this was a thread about debilitating a power, not holding a mirror to life anon

>>717227327
It turns out that while you are hack proof, you are still susceptible to a Logic Plague, and a thirst for knowledge, which will cause you to forever attempt to learn more and more and more, until you stop responding altogether in a quest for more knowledge.

>>717227373
Are you some kind of cheese cuck?

>>717227327
But you have the attention span and memory of a goldfish and therefore constantly get sidetracked by porn.

>>717227160
i can only hope

>>717227327
Access cp the fbi track you down and you go to jail and are raped.

>>717227393
but that won't be a drawback in his mind at that point, he'll just see himself as some righteous god of justice

>>717227346
You must trade 1 sec of their life for 50 years of your own life

i become m00t

>>717225576
>>717225782
>>717225770

easy fix, just need to inject stem cell directly into blood stream every day

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>>717227475
Only if it's Guda to watch.

>>717227346
You only bring back peasants.

I control an army of pick-pocketing bird friends

>>717227346
in their current state of decay

here's the pile of dust that used to be king tut, gj

>>717227542
You ded.

>>717227528
yeah but the world will become a terrible place thanks to him

sorry

thanks to zir

the power to make memes

the ability to speak any foreign language at will fluently.

>>717226970
Good and bad are subjective.
Your positive moral choices always come at expense of someone else.

Your flaw is
>always see situations from all perspectives
Ultimately making your life pyrrhic.

>>717227553
All of your cells have become cancer due to a massive programming sequence error due to extremely advanced age.

The power to not have any powers at all.

>>717227576
you can only speak bird and are unable to understand or interact with humans

>>717227611
is zir actually a thing those mentally ill faggots go by?

>>717227666
Satan-approved.

>>717227576
all the goods they return to you by shitting them on your car

>>717227614
All of them are terrible and nobody likes them or will share them.

I have the power to conjure objects out of thin air.

Ability to quicksave and quickload in real life

I can produce whatever i want from my pocket dependant on size

Like no tvs and shit

But cash gold phones etc I can

Back pockets icluded
Bigger the pocket bigger the yield.

>>717227041
Limited to 2 seconds

>>717227576
But they're all hummingbirds and therefore can't carry the weight of wallets.

>>717227718 the only air on earth is fat

>>717227718
only by contributing an equally sized chunk of your own flesh. which regenerates and normal speed

>>717227718
It requires the immediate, indiscriminate exchange of equal energy and mass, which could include your penis.

>>717227727
When boss at the end is the gym teacher who molested you and you're 6 again.

>>717227727
You can only quickload a quicksave from 1 second ago.

>>717227732
But only on sweaty guys pockets

>>717227167
He is a total dick. Often lying, telling half truths, or deceiving you.

>>717224783

I want to live forever/unkillable

it has it's own pros and cons.

I can teleport at will.

>>717227732
Everything you produce have picture of your father's naked body in it, very very visible

>>717225576
Downside:

You can't die, even if you wanted to, for all eternity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDF-N3A60DE

>>717227854
What?

You can shoot yogurt from your armpits

>>717227868
You spend all of eternity floating through the suffocating emptyness of deep space.

Enjoy your isolation-induced insanity and endless boredom.

>>717227882
you can't will.

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The ability to control the water like avatar

>>717227732
But the spatial distortion often results in your inability to predict where the weight of the object will pull towards, causing you great injury when you fabricate heavy gold bars from the hammerspace in your ass pocket.

>>717227909
It'll just be him and deadpool chillin.

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>>717227882
>>717227973

>>717227450
Seems pretty good. Knowledge is power

>>717227483
Kek

>>717227490
How will the fbi know that it was me?

>>717227952
But only the kinds of yogurt that you hate, and it also gives you a gnarly yeast infection of the armpits.

>>717226362
Thats already the case

>>717225955
But only females that have fully gender transitioned

>>717227952
People talk about how derivative it is of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

>>717227993
but only at temperatures exceeding 150C°

>>717227993
You can't control it very well and only have the power to move a glasses worth.

>>717227993
It feels so awful that every time you do it, you get PTSD from trying to bend every single fluid molecule.

The most op power of all time
>probability manipulation

Anything bad that happens can be reduced to 0%. Anything good can be increased to a 100% chance of occurring.

>>717227841
That could definitely work in a fight.

You can ban mods from any board

>>717227727
the time taken in each life still adds up (aka save at 21 after college, live 10 years until you're about to get arrested for something, jump back to just after college as a 31 year old burnout)

>>717228049
The universe, but in human-shaped doorstop form.

>>717227882
You can teleport at will, but you cannot control where to.

>>717228162
They're replaced with whiny butthurt SJWs.

>>717226232
Youre abilety too spel is medeocre.

>>717228162
But youre Japanese, own the place and it's not paying off as a business venture.

>>717228111
You lose the ability to discern between what is relativistically good or bad to you, and you no longer feel any which way about what happens, which results in the most average potential events to always occur, and the most improbable events to never occur, good or bad.

This involves the scenario in which you lose your powers, because life would continue in an incredibly mundane fashion, and you may never roll trips again.

The ability of changing my ability.

>>717226232
The superpower that everyone has?

Super speedy reflexes and running, but you move too fast for your eyes to perceive it at the same pace.

>>717228325
Can only change it once.

>>717228325
But only once

>>717228325
You must forever change your ability, which means that your actual ability has no bearing on the real world, infinitely so.

>>717228111 you control it though a roulette machine you have to physically use to use your power.

>>717228325
to do so, you must masturbate, to completion, in front of your whole family

>>717226205
Can't slow down to a safe landing speed.

>>717228406
still no drawbacks after I change it, I see no issue

ability to whenever I touch someone I get one of their skill.

>>717228386
You make an art out of yourself on the Banksy wall, and you never see it coming.

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>>717228484
Well you're first ability is just the ability to change your ability. The second one will come with drawbacks as well.

>>717228501
There are several skulls in your closet, and it prompts an investigation, and the DNA of the skulls that manifest in your closet every time you touch someone is not identical to the person you touched, respectively, causing the authorities to wrongly accuse you of being some kind of serial killer.

The ability to skip all captchas

>>717228386
still costs the same amount of energy to your body, aka running from nyc to la in 2 seconds, your body runs out of energy at about the NJ turnpike and you have to eat 20000 calories to regain the energy, if you still have enough left to pump your blood and breathe)

>>717228609
only on christianmingle

>>717227386
You can only turn into a single termite drone

>>717228609
The act of skipping a captcha requires you to complete one non-captcha captcha-like process that totally isn't a captcha.

>>717224783
I want to anally rape children and get away with it

>>717225421
Um... Water molecules in the air, you could always fly. Or ya know just get an air tank and fly through the water as if super swim speed

>>717228802
You get AIDS.

>>717228802
you don't ever get charged, but everyone knows anyway

You can change your identity, but you can only turn black

The ability to be OP

>>717228470
So he stops using his power and engages parachute?

>>717228802
but the children will be invisible to you..

you can seduce any woman with super pheromones

but only niggers

>>717228049
When you dream you project everything you looked at on all the wifi networks I a 7 mile radius you have no control you also project personal data.

The cp and data is always prominent.

That or you use mac and automatically upload everything onto an open cloud network and your family calls them

>>717226170
But have locked in syndrome

>>717227167
He is not the god you believe in

>>717229016
But that would constitute slowing down. Flying is falling.

have the ability to get $10,000 in my bank account and replenished everyday

>>717228429
You'd be op after a single time to enchant the board to 100%

>>717228324
Eh, that's more of a character flaw than a flaw with the super power.

>>717226389
But only back to one place

>>717227560
fuck you, buddy

>>717226412
You can't speed it back up

>>717229249
I'm not your buddy, guy.

>>717225932
Thomas Edison shit talks you to everyone and even though you have sweet abilities your mind slowly leaves you and you die alone, confused, and in massive debt

>>717227727
Your life is procedurally generated so you don't know what is going to happen after you reload.

>>717229320
I'm not your guy, friend.

>>717229236
Super powers aren't character traits?

>>717229368
I'm not your friend, pal.

I have the ability to be the best at everything I try, sports, video games, whatever.

>>717228983
But you're straight

Transform into a werewolf at will

>>717229461
You stop trying.

>>717229198
The pw to the bank account also changes every day. And, you're equired to change pw every time you spend money. Must be 20 characters long, half upper half lower, shit loads of symbols.

Eat shit faggot.

>>717229508
It's incredibly painful, and you get parasitic worms.

>>717229461
You end up being too good at everything so you try killing yourself

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>>717226076
kek

I can shitpost and get over 200 replies every time.

>>717229428
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>717228507
Exactly why I chose it. I'd get to be Sonic fast, only to die a shitty, dishonorable death by plowing into a brick wall.

>>717229136
Right but it's like his power to fly is akin to an engine. He turns it off, he starts falling and slowing down since power not engaged, then parachute.

>>717229670
It's always your personal information.

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>>717229670
But they're all bananas

>>717229461
no one ever acknowledges your accomplishments and you are forever perceived as a giant failure

>>717229670
You only get 60 ips in your thread.

>>717229807
Well, he never said his power to fly was akin to an engine. Only if we interpret it that way.

>>717226076
so, you can now ask people to do stuff for you

gj

>>717229680
I'm not your buddy, friend.

I have the power to reverse time

the ability to reincarnate as a human and keep all my skill, knowledge, and memory

>>717229670
all the replies are also shitposts

but stale shitposts from like 2008

>>717229959
You have no memory of what happened beyond the point at which you decide to rewind to.

>>717229357
Procedurally generated would mean that life would be exactly the same after you load, you dumb cunt.

>>717229959
but not put it back right again.

wonder what it's like being unborn

>>717229940
I'm not your friend, pal.

>>717229961
Each reincarnation is progressively worse for you.

>>717229961
You can't stop yourself from reincarnating and have the same problem as immortality.

>>717230055
I'm not your pal, nigger

>>717229961
There's a mandatory period of several hundred thousand years between each life so all of your skills and knowledge are obsolete anyway

>>717230039
My mistake. The opposite of that then. Easy fix

>>717228692
Top kek

>>717230134
well you're no fun

>>717229961
each time you regenerate, your max height is 1 inch shorter than the last time

>>717230202
wooooot?

>>717229886
Well by your definition he suddenly has the ability to fly but it's his mandatory mode of transport. Also if he can't slow down to stopping speeds, what if he just never speeds up last safe landing speeds?

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>>717224783
the super power to kill myself at any time but i will die if i use it

I have the ability to choose any one, and only one race to exterminate forever (the race is up to me)

>>717230095
i'm not your nigger, kike

>>717230245
like, if you're 5'9" now, next life youll be 5 8, and so on. eventually, you'll just die the size of warwick davis

>>717230311
They're exterminated by turning into atomic bombs

40 ft long retractable, prehensile penis

>>717230311
everyone you know or care about is either killed as well, or left alive, but as that race

>>717230548
your mom knows.

and she likes it.

>>717230187
For the power drawback or not taking the bait an arguing?

>>717230548
it has the width and tensile strength of spider webbing

>>717225576

Yet you are constantly suicidal, always dissapointed that you will never achieve your deep desire to die.

>>717225576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7N5-gX5xSI

>>717230260
Well, my definition of flight isn't subjective. It's a genuine observation of physics that I cannot subvert. If you are running, you are not really running, but swaying and falling in such a fashion that you never quite fall. If you are moving through the air very fast, it counts as falling. Lifting body principles, drag, and gravity all play a part, engine or no. Falling is our mandatory mode of transport, every single one of us. Even Earth falls into the sun, slowly.

And, I guess he could just never speed up, sure. The other anon said that he only couldn't slow down to safe landing speed.

>>717226075
I really like this one

I can play any instrument perfectly

>>717231146
But you can only play one note in the presence of anyone else, recording equipment included.

>>717231146
you hands break after touching an instrument

>>717231095
You're taking particle physics as your definition when friction and other forces could still act on you and stop

>>717231146
but only the crazy frog song

>>717231146

Everyone else is deaf and can't hear your music

+ you derive all the nutrition you need weekly from one kilogram of food
- you can only eat dry dog food

>>717227167
There is no god

>>717231274
Right, but if you are falling towards the pull of a gravitational force, you are flying towards it, very fast. You can't utilize friction (or other forces) to stop, if the drawback is that you cannot reduce speed to land safely. You could only be just shy of not going splat.

Which I guess also means that your corpse will have to bounce off of Earth as well.

>>717225853
I looked it up and saw some butterflies.

So what?

>>717231477
You get really rough shits and regularly have to visit a doctor for minor intrusive surgery.

If anyone other than me knows of my secret, they are erased from existence

>>717231477
deriving all nutrition from one kg of food based product a week is enough of a downside, food is goddamned great

either that or you have to shit the whole thing out in one piece (or get it surgically removed from your rectum) once a week

>>717231749
You die of starvation and woeful loneliness because you obtain a nervous tick that causes you to yell your secret out loud, when you are around people.