Hey, lonelyfag here. Tonight is dark and cold again.
Anyone up for some talking?
Somewhere in Europe
I'm alright I guess~
How are you doing tonight?
Well, if you're only interested in knowing where I'm from, you're not gonna get an answer~
I'm here, please post more cute cat boys.
I'll try I guess~
Don't have a boyfriend no
"lonelyfag" says it all, I'm just very lonely and craving for human interaction~
Allow me to teach you something.
Catgirls > Catboys.
Dogboys > Doggirls.
A smug kitty boy isn't cute, but a smug kitty girl is. That's because catgirls exist to be doms, and dogboys exist to be subs.
What I'm saying is, post feet or I'll tear the galaxy to pieces.
I wish I had someone. I basically started turning bi because of my loneliness, as my pretentious standards went lower with each passing lonely day
Oh I feel you. Same here. I just gave you my kik if you wanna talk.
But I don't like dogs
I also got a mix of catboys and catgirls in the folder, I just prefer boys~
Don't have kik, not interested in it, I feel safer and fine while I'm somewhat anonymous so I'll stay in the thread, thanks~
>But I don't like dogs
V sad anon, v sad
That doesn't sound very cute. I don't think I have that in there.
Take me out for dinner, maybe let's go on a walk together, talk about random shit for a while. Then maybe we'll do lewd things.
Post catboys in bondage, then.
Or catboys doing research on AIDS
Or catboys walking on the moon
Or catboys casting magic spells
If you don't have at least one of those things, your folder is shit
Does it count if the catboy is a spellcaster/healer but not casting a spell?
Hi there, swed person~
I don't find it saddening, it's just another day of the year for me. Why do you find it saddening?
I said I was a submissive slut. I am bisexual, but I didn't say I was a sub for other men.
Also, I know the reason for this meme is that people get pissed off at healers because they feel entitled. It's obvious that healers help, it's just that players feel they deserve to be healed above every other player.
I was playing TF2 once and I gave the Heavy the Uber. He just stood there while the point was being capped right in front of us. I got blamed for it.
Chalk it up to autism. I'm never buying Overwatch because I prefer to remain a human being instead of a sentient blob of fuckmemes.
I'd go far as to say it's even indirectly caused by autism. You see, the longer the respawn time, the more useful a healer is.
Of course, players are autistic and need instant gratification, so the respawn time is about one fiftieth of a zeptosecond, and there we go.
What's really good is a Mage that can also be a buffer, and, even better, a debuffer.
That sounds really gay
If you have no plans for the night in question, you should just treat it as any other day, usually works great~
What's a social life?
I always go full homo tho
Who would win in a fight between everyone that died this year, brought back to life, and every person currently living in Sydney, Australia?
The fight takes place at 12:01 A.M January 1, 2017 in New York City.
I don't know, Australia seems like a pretty shitty and dangerous country so I wouldn't be surprised if they were at least half decent at fighting zombies. But I'd still bet on the undead.
The dead people are living again but they don't keep their intelligence or emotion. They're not zombies but they have no capability for planning or learning, although they can and will fight.
kinda hoped he was but he is going after a girl now
this is him
I have to admit, I don't know. Just bait him into gay stuff I guess~
I don't see how it's any good but heh, whatever~
So, what are you up to?
Off topic but does anyone have the "lute is cute" collage that sometimes gets posted?
You probably have me confused with someone else, I've not been called "dutch anon" until last night I believe, when someone, probably you, was trying to guess where I was from. Or maybe you don't have me confused with anyone else?
Never heard of it sorry~
I don't participate in shota threads, so yes, you have me confused with someone else~
this is now a cute boy thread
that's pretty fucking spooky tbh
i think there's some dr jekyll and mr hyde shit going on here where this guy becomes dutch at night and posts in shota threads
Right now? Wondering if I should get up and make myself a hot chocolate~
What about you, what's up?~
That's not the first time I get people asking me if I'm someone else here~
Sorry for the spooks~
You mean, the "add one to the year count on my computer"? I guess yeah~
here's a weredutch, only becomes dutch during full moons.
Hot chocolate is my favourite, though I rarely have it :c
How do you make yours?
I'm just sitting here, pondering why am I so antisocial while at the same time wishing I had friends and socialise.
Also, I have an exam in few days and I should study... Which is precisely what I'm not doing.
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(I like purple eyes, I'm stealing this picture btw)
>How do you make yours?
Pour some chocolate powder in a mug, add milk, throw in the microwave, then add a metric fuckton of sugar cubes
>Also, I have an exam in few days and I should study
What do you study?~
Ooh I see, on the rare occasion I make myself one, I use that already sweet cocoa powder or whatever and mix it with milk. I don't like that it doesn't stay hot for long if you microwave it tho :<
I study computer engineering (I think that's the English term).
computer engineering / computer science
no difference really
so is this like another mini community on /b/ i never noticed or is this new?
also i like music, alot.
what music do you lot like, ill do my best to provide something
I tried studying computer science a while back, didn't like it too much, too much stuff in too short time for my liking~
It's pretty interesting tho~
>so is this like another mini community on /b/ i never noticed or is this new?
Not really a community. It's just me, I just show up whenever I have nowhere else to go for a night and make this thread. Hadn't been around in months now~
>what music do you lot like
I like metal I guess. But I listen to a bit of everything~
What about you?
Yeah that'd be it!
Oh yeah, it's a bit hectic, how old are you?
Also, I like it much more if I order a hot chocolate in a coffee shop/restaurant. Speaking of which, did you make yourself one?
I guess it must look like I have a chocolate fetish by know, that'd be an interesting one. Though it's just me struggling to come up with conversation topics.
>Oh yeah, it's a bit hectic, how old are you?
>did you make yourself one?
Not yet, waiting for TB to take a break or end the stream or something, I'm enjoying his Arbitrary Awards too much and I don't wanna miss anything.
I don't think anyone has tried to "impersonate" me just yet. At least I haven't seen anyone try. So most likely, yes?
>Not really a community.
>metal I guess. But I listen to a bit of everything
>What about you?
i'm a /mu/ fag.
i listen to everything i can find.
it started when i realized i love rap, metal, rock, classical, swing, funk, techno, opera and synth in their own forms. (i tend to not like crossovers)
and i just kinda grew my collection from there outward until i realized i was willing to listen to everything.
I just saw my cat scratch himself. You know, how they bend one hind leg up to the front and speed-scratch behind their air and it looks really weird?
What animals can feel itches, and what can scratch themselves? Scratching yourself against a tree or something is cheating, you have to use your own body and nothing more.
Also, can I scratch your belly?
I'm musically ignorant, lack words and understanding and all that to talk about music. It either clicks or doesn't~
And thanks for the music I guess~
>What animals can feel itches, and what can scratch themselves?
You're asking the wrong person, I've never been good at things with biology and all that
>Also, can I scratch your belly?
Only if you manage to get in my bed~
>So you're not studying anything at the moment or have you changed the field?
Tried to study computer science and later English at university, gave up on both, looking for a job right now~
I only wear shirts when I'm home, I also sleep in a futon, you must be pretty damn flat under there.
>I only wear shirts when I'm home
You fool, my post was a ruse! It was a brilliant trap! You would either have to play along, or admit that you were shirtless, barefoot, or freeballing, meaning I win either way!
No mortal can ever reach my level of intellect!
nice one albert "anon" einstein
i could fix that with a starter pack
not sure if they all work
and no problem man.
>what kind of job would you like to do?
Nothing really, I'm not attracted to money or jobs. I just need one to pay the bills you know~
What about you, anything you'd like to do?
>So why don't you have a Bf?
I'm not the most social person I guess, I'm pretty insecure and I have a whole bunch more mental health issues on top of that~
But I can't lie, I'd love to have someone~
But the real question is, what did you gain from knowing that?~
>I knew I'll be looking for this thread on /b/ tonight.
Were you in one of the previous threads?~
Too much of a mess, sorry~
hah sorry kid, don't hablo your crazy espanol.
>what did you gain from knowing that
Immense pride, joy, and arousal.
If I saw that chain wrapped around your neck, I think I'd strangle you with it until you agree to let me play with your nipples.
Which Men In Black movie was your favorite?
i haven't even seen the first 6 star wars movies, i like being uncultured.
Fine, you win.
Why does he look so sad, I don't like sad things
>Which Men In Black movie was your favorite?
I only vaguely remember things from them. Couldn't give a real answer if I wanted.
>why does he look so sad
i don't know, it makes me kinda sad too tbh. maybe he's just really happy and he's crying?
never seen it
>Did I miss something interesting?
I only make a single thread each day, so you probably only missed a thread yesterday if you weren't there I guess~
So how are you tonight?~
>maybe he's just really happy and he's crying?
That doesn't look like the face of someone really happy
idk he could just be happy and kind of shocked
new years was 10 hours ago here but happy new years to u anon
Happy new merry day thingy
You Australian or something?
yes, the best part of australia.
Betty White will die on January 19th, 2017.
Let's talk about that.
Not dead yet. Flat lining, maybe, but not dead yet.
(stealing this picture too)
Which part? The one with the desert or the one with the kangaroos?
no next to davo's place
also anon if you like the kind of stuff i post you should start posting in shota threads
you'd get along well with the dutch anon kek
you're wrong though there are no cute boys here
I'm probably missing a joke or something. Next to who?
It's virtually impossible for me to join a group/community that is already established. I just immediately shut down and I just withdraw from the conversation eventually.
you know, davo? guy with the nice sheila? uncle's tony?
also there are always new posters in shota threads, you'd fit right in with ur cute images.
what's the plan?
I'm here! The amount of pictures you have of cute cat boys makes me jealous <^>
good luck trying to sneak your drugs past customs, dummy. australia has some of the most intense customs on earth.
anon why did you post a low quality version
>also there are always new posters in shota threads, you'd fit right in with ur cute images.
In theory I should. But as I said before I just can't post, my fucked up brain won't let me post~
Spent too much time on various threads and such. I don't have that many things really. I just pick the few which almost perfectly fit my tastes~
I'll hire a bunch of people to steal thousands of kangaroos from Australia and bring them to me.
I'll slip the drugs into the kangaroos' pouches and wait a while. Then I'll bring the kangaroos back and say I found them. I'll be seen as a hero and everyone will be too happy that the kangaroos are back that they will forget to search them.
that sucks. you should try posting in one next time you see a shota thread, though. the community is nice.
why would people like you for returning kangaroos? you're meant to cull them.
I just got a few pics to fit in with the thread. Sorry for low quality! ^^'
dw you made up for it with this cute pic
That plan sounds so insane, it might just work.
>you should try posting in one next time you see a shota thread
Can't promise I'll succeed. I'll probably just end up going through the pictures in the thread while on my phone instead.
just pretend like you understand the inside jokes and you'll be fine. nobody else actually understands them, but we act like we do.
I'll just pretend this is the thinly veiled shota bread of next year
If you aren't going full homo why even bother? All the homo!
every thread is a shota thread if you squint hard enough
Holy shit now that you mention it I do squint a lot
i don't wear glasses so i actually do squint a lot :/
I guess you're right. I just hope it doesn't get too lewd
lewd posting is for homogays
well i have glasses that i never wear so i have to squint to see stuff far awway
OK I just forgot my picture, who's the fag now eh
you've always been the fag
I'll believe you this once just because new year new me
i'm a trustworthy person
Alright y'all. I'll leave the thread to you I guess.
Thanks for keeping me entertained for like 4 hours or something~
you know that.
Happy new year lonelyfag, I toast that next year you will be just a fag
Oh right we've been over this
i've been over this like 20 times with each shota poster
yeah, 'night people~
Tired, it's like almost 1am and I have a fucked up sleep schedule already
Also starting to get anxious and all that. I'm not gonna push myself and all~
>I toast that next year you will be just a fag
Thanks, you too?
Bya friend! See you around. ^^ >>717241962
This is significantly more lewd than everything else. Watch yourself nerdo
okay bye anon, sleep well.
it's not THAT lewd
You're a feisty one eh?~
Thanks sleep tite
the feistiest, actually.
Well I guess it COULD be worse. But you wouldn't do that, would you?
it's just two boys being romantic, i think you're projecting your lewd fantasies.
i stabbed a man in bermuda over a single cigarette
This is on par with lewdposting, explain yourself
oh i don't smoke, i just felt like stabbing him.
I bet you're a monster in bed too anon~
i stab them with something else in bed ;)
well normally i use a locking blade but in bed i use a bayonet
like a fucking pikachu
depends on your definition of big
Don't curse anon! It's bad for you. And what type of bayonet? Sword or knife?
[Insert your penis size here]
Pic not related
swearing is for unpure faggots
one of those sick 3 bladed twisting blades that are banned by the geneva convention or some shit
hey it's not just my dick that's big, i'm large in like 3 measurements.
I'm curious now, what are your measurements?
i'm big in the 3 H's, height, height ;), and heft.
Looks like we're the last ones here.. Any ideas?
i always have ideas, they're just not very good ones.
I'm scared of big guys sorry
would you say i'm too big of a guy for you?
I feel like all of your ideas would be lewd.. No offense though!
I propose a threesome where we all say nohomo so its not lewd
only i know
i'm not a lewd person, i only post PURE things.
i have it on good authority that that would be gay
That would most definitely be gay AND lewd.. I'm down!
Hmph, "pure". I'm suuuure
are you implying that i'm not pure, you idiot?
O-Of course not! My apologies.. Before I pass out I wanted to say this is probably the most fun I've had on this sight, thank you. ^^
god told me to like shota but only ironically
you going to sleep then, anon?
Ironic shotaposting is still shotaposting
i'm only ironically doing it ironically tho
I think so, hard to keep my eyes open and I'm finally warm
>prison gay shit
what did he mean by this
gn anon. sleep well.
Too deep, I drank too much to understand this
Is this a jojo reference?
but we're not lewdposting
quadratically lewd, actually.
i mean not right now, but i'll totally do it.
Well duck, guess I'm off to bed then
gn, i have to go anyway. sleep well.
>drinking a beer
>eating cottage cheese
>neighbors having fun
>I don't like dogs
Dogs are the best and you are objectively wrong if you think otherwise! Just kidding though, have a nice new years!