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>Walk into your house >You find Nicki Minaj standing there

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>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???
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call the police and report a breaking and entering
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>>717216642
butt raep.
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>>717216692
Sure?
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>>717216642
sorry for the abysmal state of my apartment ma'am. please don't tell anybody how i live
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>>717216642
>equip gun
>use gun
>CASTLE LAW MOTHERFUCKER
>be hailed as a hero for saving the world from shitty music
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rape her
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probably look around and ask where the camera crew is, then ask for a selfie and maybe an autograph, and then stand there awkwardly when she doesn't leave and then ask her to leave because my mom definitely doesn't know or care who she is and might have a negative reaction if she sees nicki just standing there in her house
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>>717216642

Call Animal Control
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>>717216642
call the navy seals
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>>717216642
>pic related
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>>717216642
pound dat big ass
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>>717216642
loosers
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>>717218864
UK pic related
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>>717216642
castle doctrine
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>>717216642
Smoke a bowl and watch Netflix with her.
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>>717218619
Capitalize My Post To Emphasize How Funny It Is
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>>717216642
Shoot her. I obviously surprised a burglary.
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I'd say hi, tell her to wait right there, go get my gun and hold her at gunpoint. Then I'd make her blow me and eat her ass for a while.

After blowing my load in her for a few days I'd probably shoot her. Then try to dispose the body.
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>>717219282
stupid. i marry her
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>>717219150

lrn2grammar. Animal Control is a proper noun.
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>>717219282
kek
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>>717216642

Hold hands with her. I'm kinda shy
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Take the noose I was supposed to be hanging in and bring my degenerate guest to my backyard to be hanged like the disgusting pig she is.
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>>717216642
wish she had a dick
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>>717220187
fag
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>>717216814
she's hot blonde
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Tell her she's over rated as fuck and that she had some serious balls throwing shade at iggy azalea considering iggy is a ten times better rapper
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>>717219003
>be amerifat
>think England's less than three percent muslim population matters in any way

Tell you what, come here and see for yourself.

Just because they're allowed to have legal demonstrations doesn't mean we have to do what they're asking.

>Did you know we allow far right Stormfront rallys too?
>And Brony rallys?

Of course not because you're a meme-spouting Ameridiot.
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>>717216642

Kill so she becomes another celebrity death
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>>717216642
she wants to be white so badly
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>>717222526
>she wants to SELL PRODUCT so badly
Fify
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>>717216642
I'll shoot any nigger i find in my home. I shoot first when i see black ask questions later
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>do a 360 and walk away
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>>717216642
nothing, i don't care
nikki who?
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>>717216642
ask her to toss my salad
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>>717222470
Dude , i am living in france
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>>717223700
You're so cool
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Make her sit on my face and eat her ass until I can't breathe any more and die.
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Make her my nigger slave
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requesting more nicki pictures
and op, since you post this thread so much, what would you do?
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>>717216642
throw the ugly cunt out.

without making any disparaging, in fact no, comment about her lack of real talent in any worthwhile field.
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>>717225368
>requests more Nicki
>posts a picture that isn't her
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>>717225730
sorry, i dont have any :(
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>>717216642
suck a warm log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
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>>717225837
okay then
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>>717224365
>when she sits on your iphone
>it's always in the last place you look
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Call the police. Some nigger has broken into my house.
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Shoot the nigger multiple times, burn the house down and move.

It's the only way to get away from a nigger infestation.
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>>717222470
>triggered
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beg her not to eat me
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Nicki Minaj fap thread?
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If she doesn't identify herself right away she'll get shot.

Seeing as how it's nikki minaj that's the last person I would be expecting in my house.
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>>717228215
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Anybody else ever fantasize she's into white supremacy raceplay?
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>tfw no bro to jerk me off while I look at pics/vids of Nicki
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Rape
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>>717228215
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Say "I don't know you!" And then kick her in the vagina.
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Get out the lynching kit
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>>717229337
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
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