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ITT: post your career, salary, and age. REAL FUCKING CAREERS

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ITT: post your career, salary, and age.

REAL FUCKING CAREERS ONLY YOU FUCKS

I'll start:

>Executive Assistant Lead Drive-Thru Attendant at Wendy's
>20k plus tips and quarterly bonus
>37
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ITT: we try to impress people that we dont know, because we are a shame for the real people that we actually know.
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>>717214837
Fuck off, you fucking shit stain NEET, I said only people with real careers.
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Youtuber

>18yo
>20k+ a month

I prefer to stay anonymous
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>>717214996
Jesus can you people not fucking read? REAL CAREERS.

Just cos you fart into a fucking studio mic doesn't mean you have a real career. Go crawl back up Markiplier's ass.
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>>717214654
>Vibrator repairman
>45K plus a lot of free pussy
>35
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>>717214654
>career

Economist

>salary

$500K per year

>age

34
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IT Project Manager - £45,000
and run a business on side - about £40,000
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>>717214654
Police Lieutenent
52k a year
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>>717215174
Oooooh, touchy
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>>717214654
>42
>Chef at local ice cream parlor
>0.90 US $ / hour
>i make many pizzas and im loving it my job
>some times im looking in the girls toilet room
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>>717215637
>plus all I can eat
Topkek

>>717215644
Would you kindly fuck off? This board is for 18+
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>>717215437
forgot to say im 25
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>>717215174
>Jesus can
>>717215174
>fucking read
>>717215174
>fart into a fucking studio

JESUS can do all of this and more
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>Lecturer in Computer Science
>42k
>28

My fucking students are fucking retards but the money is good.
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Ethical Hacker
27
$160k+
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>senior food scientist
>$111,000 USD per year counting bonus and stock benefits
>33
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>>717215825
>the money is good
>42k

lol!
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>>717215174
Do you think you're better than me just because you have a conventional job? You don't know what content i do, the editing it requires and the effort i put into it

I'm my own boss and i make a lot of money while you suck someone's dick at Wendy's for a raise, fuck off
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>>717215825
What university
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>>717215905
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>>717215961
i bet your channel sucks
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>>717215905
That's your job title? Not "penetration tester" or something?
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>>717215992
It's in Ireland, I just started last year.
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e-4 in USAF

42k salary after taxes

~60k w/ benefits, deployments, and tuition assistance factored in

25
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>>717214654
>None
>None
>17
Have I fucked up /b/ or am I still good at this age?
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>>717215961
Link us your channel and we'll see who's the pathetic one around here.
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>>717215961
>Do you think you're better than me just because you have a conventional job
Yes, yes I do.

>You don't know what content i do, the editing it requires and the effort i put into it
If it were valuable, you'd be working in Hollywood or as a Marketing Exec. Ikea complex much?

>I'm my own boss
Like hell you are. What business do you own? Having a youtube channel is a shittier version of being a franchisee.
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>>717214654
drugdealing
over9k$>
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>>717216101
B&
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>>717214654
Thats not a career, thats a job.
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>>717216204
.....get out.
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>>717214654
I suck off black lads for money or smack, bout 100 a night, 23
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>>717216231
>hurr durr wagecuck lolz

NEET detected
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>>717215250

so i should ditch my finance major is what you are saying?
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>>717215677
PAjeet gtfo
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>>717216204
Literally kys.
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>>717215250
Where? And where's your degree from?
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>>717214654
event coordinator at non profit
47k
28
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>>717214654
What the hell kind of bloated, contradictory title is that?

>"I'm the executive head assistant manager in charge of sandwich design and cashier duties"
No nigga, you work at a deli
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>>717214654
>Machine operator at local sawmill
>27k Plus production bonuses
>19
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>them salaries ITT
>these are the same people begging yesterday to some guy with 18 bucks on paypal
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>>717214654
>Posts thread about peoples REAL careers

>Works at a wendys

>kek
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>>717216663
>t. A nigger who has never had a real job, much less a career

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Programmer
98k
25
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IT Technician apprentice
£8,500/yr
18
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>>717214654
Hosting & Networking specialist for a major web hosting company in UK.

>40k
>quarterly bonus 2k
>25
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marketing manager
total comp $118K-$160K /yr
27
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>>717216169
B-but franchisees own their own business and are their own boss... fam...
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>>717217134
Sure they are, kiddo.
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>>717216357
Idk fam I'm 20 make 40k/y at a software development internship which I need to graduate with a degree that will get me a lot more $ in a few years and I also think Wendy's is not a career
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>>717216357
>wagecuck who thinks it actually is a career
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>>717217258
I mean I guess if you're talking structurally, yes, they're subservient to their franchiser. But in terms of how the current Western economy is set up, they own a business and they have a contract with the franchiser letting them use the name and get shipments of products in exchange for payment. Shouldn't you know that if you work at Wendy's?
Also... isn't your BOSS a franchisee?
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>>717214654
Info Sec Analyst
50k salary + bonuses + education budget, 401k, stock options, better than average healthcare, etc.
Age: mid 30s oldfag
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>>717214654
>Truck Driver
>$35k
>24
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>>717214654
gachiGASM!
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>>717214654
The same picture could be said about liberals
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>>717214654
army infantryman, 18, ~$1500 a month.

at least i get the opportunity to shoot shit if im lucky.
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>>717219103
What's your paygrade and whered you go to basic.
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>>717219103
1500? a month

mil guy here and that doesnt sound right
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>>717216082
thats a lot of pay, goddamn. but AF funding is through the roof for the amount of personnel, i guess.
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>>717219103
>infantryman
Kek.
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>>717219290
>>717219238
e-1, fort benning.
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>Assistant to the Head Director of Operations
>30k a week PLUS hourly boners
>play super Smash TV any time I want

BIG MONEY BIG PRIZES
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>>717219613

well im an e-4 and i make double what you do, there is hope

kek
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>>717217375
It's kinda sad isn't it? The funny thing about OP's post is you can see how he decided to fluff up his title so as to sound more impressive than it really is.

>Executive Assistant Lead Drive-Thru Attendant at Wendy's

>Drive-Thru Attendant at Wendy's

So you're a glorified windows jockey then and you think that's a career for you?
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>>717214654
>Executive Assistant blah blah blah
>Wendy's
>REAL FUCKING CAREERS
>tips
This is bait.
You should feel bad for posting this.
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>>717214654
See
>>717219803
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>>717219752
haha yeah, just the next year and a half or so for promotion to e-4 will be excruciating.
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>>717215825
42k is good money? retard, if you can program well, you're 5 years experience away from 6 figures.
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>>717220055

you should have joined the air force, e-1 through e-4 is automatic with time
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>>717219803
I agree with to you. I work as a programmer, while soul sucking, gives me opportunity to go to management and live easy. He will be stuck making that for the rest of his life. Also, I never knew you were supposed to give tips at Wendy's??
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Sr. Business Development Lead
$118k + .025% win bonuses (this year it was $27,500)
26
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>Heavy Equipment Operator/Diesel mechanic
>70k a year starting
>21
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Mechanic for Chevrolet
60k
23 y/o
Powerstroke=joke
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>>717214654
>career
photographer specializing in aerial and architecture
also fly the plane myself
>salary
90k
>age
31
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Network Admin
58k/yr
27
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>>717220234
i think thats every branch, im just saying its about a year and a half until im e-4.
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>>717220328
The tips are probably under the table, and they can honestly be taken as straight up gratuity same as any other handout. No self respecting person would count them in your yearly earnings, but it's OP so I'm not surprised. Just like I said in my first post, OP adding the "tips" in his original post was his way of fluffing up his honestly straight up shitty job to make it and himself feel much better about failing in life.
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>>717220478
Get this... my mom took her car into this lube shop right? She just wanted an oil change butt hey upsold her a transmission flush because "the fluid is black and smells burnt" even though I just serviced it myself 5k miles ago.

Long story short, they drained the transmission because they thought the drain plug was the check plug and now they REFUSE to replace it. Shit happened 2 days ago
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>>717214654
>Professor of Sociology

>55k a year

>32
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>>717215770
>love making jesus
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>>717216082
>e4
>42k

Pick one
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>>717221178

i have bonus pay and special duty
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>>717214654
>Correctional Officer
>48k
>21
lmao
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>>717220844
Watch this.
https://youtu.be/-avpx8UTakI
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PetSmart District Leader
175k USD+10-12k worth of bonus a year is district meets the ever fucking changing plan.
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>>717221463
Oh dude I know. I stopped wrenching for companies because they'd always try and make me do half ass work because it's faster.
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