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Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the

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Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna need you to step out of your vehicle.

>dubs get arrested
>trips get shot
>quads suicide bombs the police station
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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will post my ass for you to search if dubs
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>>717210586
Fuck you no dubs here
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#bluelivesmatter
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I'm clean, officer :)
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no dubs here occifer
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ALLAHU DUBSBAR
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>>717210586
what reasonable suspicion do you have that makes you think i'm carrying illegal dubz?

am i free to go?
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Pls no
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Inshaallah
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>>717210725
lol
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>>717210586
officer i hate niggers just like you
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>flashlight taps on window
>roll it down
>tidal wave of dank smoke rolls out into cop's face
>He tells me to save him the trouble of searching the car and show him my dubs
>I pull these dubs out and take a hit right in front of him, full eye contact
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I'm innocent
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No dubs here you bloodclart
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>>717211000
Fuck it.
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wait im white
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>>717211000
*BANG BANG BANG*
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>>717210979
This
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fine bro, i have nothing to hide, can i go now?
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>>717210586
go fuck yourself officer
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What about quints
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>>717211000
Its a nigger
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>>717211000
RIP based anon
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>>717210586
Don't mind me officer, just trying to go home
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>gets quints
>becomes police chief and gets everyone on drugs
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>>717211112
Fucking 1 away
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>>717211112
My god...that was...so close
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Rollll
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>>717211177
Winrar
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>"Sir, we've had some reports of illegal dubs, trips and quads in the area. Will you please step out of the vehicle for a strip-search?"
>"sorry officer, i'm on my way to the police station"
>speeds off
>"ALLUHA AKBAR! QUAD GET NIGGER!"
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>>717211112
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No dubs here.
I'll bend over and spread em if I get dubs or higher.
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im just an ordinary african american
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>>717211413
>>Gets shot
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I'm not a sand nigger so I'll keep my insides on the inside, thank you, but quads don't happen every day so I will post my cock
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HE'S GOT A GUN
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>>717211445
u almost did faggot
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suck it officer
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>>717210586

what about quints you faggot
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Any problem officer? just trying to get home
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I don't got no dubz occifer
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>>717210586
DEUS VULT!
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i ain't got time for your bullshit officer. let me go
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no dubs here mate
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>>717211523
We just passed quints you ass tard
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I just raped three minors and killed 2 females, no problem here officer
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I'm sorry, officer
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allah
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>>717211684
>differentiates to specify the kills were female
>implies the rapes were male
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Honestly officer I have never seen dubs in my life
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Sir. We all know white people don't carry dubs.
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>>717211755
>>717211766
>>717211800
what is this magic
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Clitoris
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>>717211755
>>717211766
>>717211800
*beep* This is officer anon, I'm gonna need backup
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Sir I am a law abiding Muslim
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>>717211933
Fuck me...
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america must pay for its sins
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>>717210586
what you gonna do mofo?
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>>717211755
>>717211766
>>717211800
were gonna need another unit
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Me no english mister policia
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>>717210586
TIME TO DIE!
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>>717212000
Hands up don't shoot
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>>717210586
*sigh* Listen fuckwit, am I being detained?
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>>717210586
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>717212000
>>717212033
>>717211933
I'M LOW ON AMMO
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Damn pigs
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I ain't got shit! Din do nuffin!
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>>717210586
No problem here officer
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>>717210586
viva la revolucion!
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>>717210586
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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ka-boom
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>>717210586
Nothing to see here officer.
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>>717212100
Yes.
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>>717211323
roling for this
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I'm curious about the reward for quads, always seems to do something in opposition to what the dubs and trips are trying to accomplish. Almost everyone who posts threads like this follow that same pattern.
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Dindu nuffin
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i ain't got no dubs
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i have a concealed carry permit for these here dubs
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>>717210586
make me
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>>717212717
Well shit.
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>>717210586
No
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Here are my singles officer
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>>717210586
No>>717213002
Ok yes
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Hello sir, how can I help yo.. Wha what are you.. What the fuuuu
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Kms
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>>717213094
But free me from the shingles of singles
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Nothing to see here, Officer.
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i ain't got no dubs. these ain't mines...i'm just holdin' em for a friend
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>>717210586
I have a license to carry these dubs, sir.
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>>717210586
No dubs here officer
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>>717213133

Another one arrested. Jails gonna get pretty full soon.
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no sir
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>>717213244
I really really like...
Ohwait.jpg
>citating cancer on get thread
Czech 'em
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>>717213377
Snitches get stitches.
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>>717213244
Oh shit, anon coming in with the legal papers
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>>717213550
>>717213377

Fuck! I didnt even notice i got dubz.
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Yeah fuck you too blue
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>>717213244
Sorry to bother you, sir. You're free to go.
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>>717213755
:^)
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>>717210586
fucking niggers
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FUCK THE SYSTEM
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>>717210586
these dubs arent mine officer x i swear
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im holding these dubs for a friend i swear
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>>717212000
only mother fucker to get shot
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>>717210586

Thanks Officer, but i'm on my way.
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>>717214755
>gets arrested
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im not black
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>>717210586
didn dub nuffin
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>>717210586
Here no bomb
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allahu ackbar
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No dubs here good officer
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No dubs on me, officer
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kaboom
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>>717216599

You cant blow up shit when they cuff you and defuse your car bomb, achmed.
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>>717210586
Nope
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>>717216351
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i'm clean officer
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You're free to check officer
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>>717210586
nothing to see here ocifer
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>>717210586
Shit, is it cos im black?
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>>717210586
Everything in order, agent
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Fuck
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>>717210586
Fuck off officer
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>>717212933
Well shit indeed
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Rollerino
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Sir , you are mistaken me with someone else.
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What's a "dub" officer?
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no dubs here
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>>717210586
Rollerino.
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>>717210586
>>717210586
fukuniggertits
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>>717217716
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Fuck off
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>>717210586
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>717210586
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I'm innocent
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>>717217666
Keep it calm
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Im clean
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>>717210586
I'm allowed to. It's party of my cancer treatment.
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>>717217879
DON'T TELL ME TO BE CALM
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>>717217666
Satan wants you down there.
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>>717212165
Only one of those are shoosting, faggot
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>>717218071
It's only your imagination
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>>717213377
>>717213755
You fucked up, anon
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>>717217868
>Couldn't edit the image down to a good size for checkums
How's middle school, tiny faggot?
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>>717210586
Pigs can't hold me!!
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>>717210586
no
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ALL OF THE SNACK BARS
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>>717218754
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>>717210586
sure
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>>717210586
Hi, i'm a role player, evil master of the dubs. Fear my power officer.
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rollllllll
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fuck me then?????
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>>717221355
FUCK I KNEW IT, ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRR
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I'm white
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Fuck the police
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>>717210586
Nice stolen thread, faggot.
This is from yesterday
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>>717222795
Nice bait, faggot.
This is from yesterday.
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