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What are you faggots drinking and eating tonnight? Steak and

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What are you faggots drinking and eating tonnight?

Steak and whiskey (7 and 7) master race here, pretty sure no one can beat that combo
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>>717206920

Acid, MDMA, ketamine, ghb, cocaine, mushrooms. And I'll most likely be drinking whiskey
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>>717207009
that's a pretty stong combo my man, sure you can take it? I'd drop the keta, ghb and shrooms to be honest.
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Steak, taquitos, distilled water
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>>717207128
>distilled water

why the faggorty?
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Vieille Bon Secours Ale and fishsticks
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>>717207377
nice dubz. you like fish dicks?
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Baked fetus with potatoes, onions and gravy and a nice Cabernet Sauvignon.
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Doritos and Mountain Dew
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im eating your mothers cunt then drinking your dads beer
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beer and wangz
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>>717207447
looks yummy
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>>717206920
Filet Mignon, baked tater, and Remy Martin VSOP (no pics).
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>>717206920
beer with beer

fuck you op
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mommy is making me tendies
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>>717207447
looks tasty, anon
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>>717206920
Going to have Beijing-style Jajjangmyeon for lunch, and probably just bread and an orange for dinner as usual. That is, if I can go on my jog today.
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>>717207576
kek
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Ket Cocaine Ciroc and the dank stuff ;)
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>>717207563
not a cognac kinda guy, but this combo sounds classy and delicious. good choice. Are you cooking yourself?
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Warm dog vomit and mountain dew.
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>>717207589
fuck that looks pretty good, to bad you went full homo on the dinner.
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>>717207801
that's fucken disgusting. srsly???? mtn dew??? fucken sick, man.
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>>717207698
Yeah, it will be a classy yet sad and lonely dinner...
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>>717207902
sorry to hear that. nobody you can call? i bet some people would show up if they knew what you were making. Maybe even some bitches.
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>>717207824
Have to watch my calories and carbs. Normally, bread and fruit is all I eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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>>717207902
meh...company is overrated
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shitty supermarket sushi garnished with xanax
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water, chicken breasts and mushrooms
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> this
> buns
> drinking amber rum tonight
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>>717208197
sprouts supermarkets have surprisingly good sushi
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>>717208288
not bad, water is kind of lame though. any sauce with the chicken?

>>717208290
nice. how are you drinking the rum? straight or mixed?
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>>717206920
raw meat and piss. OP Is Bear Grylls
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>>717208332

Why don't you just go outside and let a nigger piss in your asshole? That way you can bring the warm piss back to your home in safety. The rest is easy...
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A case of bud light & something decent from grub hub
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>>717208516
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>>717206920
Turkey slices with truffle oil
Pickled herring
Fried salmon
Vodka
Sadness and despair.

Guess my country.
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>>717208732
Sweden?
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>>717208039
Nah, I'm socially retarded. I'm used to it though.
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>>717208732
sounds pretty good, despair included.

denmark?
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>>717208067
What kind of fucked up regime are you on that has you eating bread and fruit?
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>>717208807
>>717208872
It's pretty close on one hand, but still pretty wrong on the other.

I'm from Russia. Forgot to include potato mash in the list.
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>>717209052
Sorry to hear that Boris.
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>>717209052
whats your favorite vodka?
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>>717208877
I'm trying to lose 5 more lbs to reach my goal of 150. Ideally, I'd get a body like pic related.

I'm a guy.
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>>717208817
at least you have us. ill drink one in your honor.
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>>717207233
The government cant control my mood with distilled water.
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>>717209159
Are you Asian?
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>>717206920
lies, dick is all OP ever eats
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>>717206920
Gonna fuck a sputnik know in my friends bathroom, then drop m and drink before going to and afterparty
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Cheese pizza & Absinth
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>>717209116
Got no idea, m8. Never was too keen about vodka. Today I have a bottle of swedish Absolut.
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>>717209160
Aww, thanks anon, and happy New Year to ya.
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>>717209240
good on you my boy
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>>717206920
emu meatballs and activated almonds
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>>717209295
*slut that I. Wow thanks autocorrect. But I'll be high enough later that fucking the satellite won't be out of the question.
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>>717209258
No. Far from it, actually.
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>>717207512
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>>717209406
>emu meatballs
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>>717206920
i dont know. i havent thought that far ahead yet. its only 4am. ask me again in 12 hours.
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>>717209428
kek. i was just going to ask you what you meant by that. sounds like a fun time, have fun anon. fuck her in the ass too if you can.
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>>717206920
Cock and rum here. Probably rum first. Helps me have an easier time finding the cock.
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>>717209159
you uh, you know you need medication for a feminine body right?
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>>717209460
Are you gay?
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>>717206920
Not sure what I'm eating, but I'm going to drink at a party tonight. Probably vodka.
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>>717206920
leftover christmas cake and beer
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>>717209531
what did you have last night then, you cheeky cunt.
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>>717206920
>What are you faggots drinking and eating tonnight?
Whatever my mum bought and cooked.
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>>717209598
obviously. big whoop. wanna fight about it?
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>>717209579
Cardio 6 days a week, running, and eating less than 900 calories a day seems to do the trick.

>>717209598
No. I just hate being fat, seeing fat, and FEELING fat.
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>>717209295
>>717209428
sputnik was funnier
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i don't know man. I'm going to smoke a shitton of weed and then go to the grocery store and see what the fuck happens.
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>>717209755
not interested in growing breasts then? fair enough i can not fault you
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>>717209636
let me recommend vodka tonic. nice and not so sweet.

>>717209665
good choice, have a couple beers before and some more after the cake, trust me, itll be better.
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>>717208067
What the fuck is that shit? Is it shit or what?
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>>717208732
turkey
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>>717209548
I've considered it and she said she's down. Would be a hilarious way to ring in the new years
>>717209769
Sorry senpai
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>>717206920
vodka, weed and dominos pizza
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>>717209779
decent choice, remember not to overspend if youre short on cash, can happen when you go high to grocery shop.
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>>717209893
Now that's offensive.
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Roast beef and onion super noodles
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>>717209843
They'd be fun to play with, but ultimately more trouble than they're worth, I think.

>>717209874
Noodles in black bean sauce. THE VERY BEST ASIAN DISH EVER.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jajangmyeon
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Prime rib with mashed taters and Woodford Reserve bourbon
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>>717209755
different anon but I disagree with all of your methods. but i agree with your feeling towards fat asses. godamn, i hate seeing a fat motherfucker. here we are with these amazing machines that are our bodies and these lard asses just destroy it. we need movement, even f you walk. lack of motion equals sickness and pain. even injury is not an excuse. because we use motion to heal as well as to gain.
>tldr fuck a fat human
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>>717209992
right on bruv, i surely will keep that in check.
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>>717210022
should ditch the super noodles and make it yourself.

>>717210049
patrician choice my man. cooking yourself?
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>>717209907
I had that last night.
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>>717210022
>Ā̸̴̶͇̟̪̤͍̫͇̭͎̙̼̥̠̞̄̊̅ͯ͒̑̐͟I̡̊̽̋ͫͮ̈ͦ͛ͬ͒͛̅ͦ͛͆̽҉̢̧͇͍̦̪̘Ḓ̶̵̠̜̼̠̤̂͊̌ͨ̔̑̆ͧͩ̔̍̆ͨ̍̐̍̑ͫ̈S̛̘͈̼̞̠̬̬̣̰̦̓͐̋ͦͧ̀
>Roast beef and onion super noodles
kek aren't these the 15p ones, I'm having cheap pasta
.and activated almonds
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>>717210095
It's been a long personal journey, learning about carbs and calories and such on my own, but the internet has helped heaps. With all of this information, there's really no reason anyone should be obese or in a constant battle with their own bodies (especially in the First World). I get that work, school, and such can get in the way, but one has to adapt so that these things don't become a hindrance. People are so quick to just buy something and toss it in the microwave for example, completely ignoring the health implications of not counting calories, monitoring portion size, or using a microwave in the first place.

Maybe it's a bit much, but I sometimes find myself judging others for being fat now, though I keep it to myself.

>if you can afford a fruit-flavored snack, just get the actual fruit
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>>717209870
I'll try it out. I generally just drink it and chase with a sip of OJ, but haven't tried tonics yet.
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>>717209406
do you have the pic in the middle with the cookies, rice and ketchup? i have most of this on my shitty food folder, but that one would be a nice addition.
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>>717210400
>cookies, rice and ketchup
just google that phrase
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>>717206920
Currently drinking wine and taking speed.
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>>717210396
it's a bit bitter, but it's way better than with OJ in my opinoin. If you're having it with OJ add some soda to it. makes it better too.

>>717210511
thanks. the nigger text adds to it, not sure if serious tho.
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>>717210046
Do you mean normie best Asian dish ever or 4chan?
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>>717210320
29p actually or 4 for £1
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>>717206920
Ham with trimmings and champagne for midnight, some other beers and sparkling wine for before and after
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>>717210734
Uhm....A.
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>>717210557
Breakfast of Champions!
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>>717210557
can you eat while on speed? guess not, but hope you had something before hand. nice combo either way.

>>717210775
classy and delicious. what beers are you gonna have?
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>>717206920
Tri tip steak, lobster, jumbo shrimp, creme brulee, and Chocco cake.
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>>717210892
understood
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I only slept 5 hours for 2 days because of amphetamin. Should I roll ? got some good pills but tired asf
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>>717211100
shit nigga, that sounds pretty good. are you from the south?
what are you drinking?
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>>717210775
Wat are trimmings?
>not amerifat
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>>717206920
I'm having coffee, a pulled pork sandwich, and chili.
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>>717206920
I am having a get together at my house. Fifteen lbs of smoked pulled pork on my smoker now, baked potato & chili bar, baked ziti. I will start with bourbon & coke and end with 4 fingers of Lagavulin.
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>>717211100
Excellent; I've been on a shrimp binge this month...
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>>717206920
i will have some diced watermelon from my vodkamelon i made overnight, hot spicy italian sausage, quaaludes, xanax, and some 8 balls

>>717211340
>coffee with your dinner

gtfo
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>>717211400
really nice, would love a friend like you.

>>717211524
damn, thats good, but a bit too druggy.
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>>717207009
Just do the acid shrooms and coke. That's a candy flip isn't it?
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>>717211400
can i be your friend anon i have no friends like you who cook and invite people over
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Making moose meat stew and baking fresh bread.
Gonna rinse it down with lot's of beer. Probably Mikkeller.
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Chicken bunny chow
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>>717211400
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING BUDDY? excuse the caps to lazy to retype wasn't looking.
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>>717212038
that looks so good
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Angel Hair pasta, boiled with cut up beef jerky, water drained into a mug with Coco mix, 1 pouch of Boboli Pizza Sauce added to the pasta
I cook on a camping stove, currently staying in a tent in the my in Mom and Step-Dads backyard, dropped out of Community College and haven't found a job that fits yet, I was told to move out of the house by 6pm tonight, I am allowed to camp for a month, then I either have a full time job or I get a restraining order
Riding my bike down to the recruitment center on Tuesday, see if I can get into the Military, I could use it as a fat-loss, detox camp, but free, I have a pretty bad pot and beer problem
Time to clean up and get going in 2017
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>>717206920
>7 and 7

A shitty whiskey and a mixer. Its not even a real cocktail. Its just cheap faux Canadian whiskey and sugar water. If you'd said something like a Manhattan or a Sazerac it might but different but, as it stands, tits or GTFO.
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>>717212038
What type of moose? is it the dick part?
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chocolate, coffee and whole crunchy roasted chicken
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>Prime Rib
>Crab Leg
>Buffet
>spotted cow
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>>717212640
No.. It's the rear leg. Don't know the name in English.
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>>717212238

but you'll type out an even longer sentence after

you're not lazy, you're just dumb
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i have some soda and tiny bit of alcohol eating chinse food
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>>717212238
Sr IT hardware guy for a major utility company. I have been playing the game of life for a while so I life comfortably now.
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>>717212829
That's wicked man.
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>>717206920
You've been judged by the marbling of your meat and lightness of you beer.
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>>717206920
i can't stand alcohol. makes me feel like shit.
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OP You think 7&7 is master race? Are you like 70 years old? Seagrams 7 is the shittiest whisky and you're probably going to overcook your .3 lb top round steak anyway you faggot
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>>717212562
good luck with that anon, must be shit living there.
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>>717213228
>beer
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>>717206920
I'm eating this.
Top that
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>>717213585

yeah i'd take pretty much anything else in this thread. enjoy though, if that's your thing
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>>717212609
>>717213383

why so salty ? it's a nice refreshing beverage to battle the grill heat. I'm also not overcooking shit, it's gonna be delicious.

what are you fags drinking?
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>>717213585
that's a man baby
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>7 & 7

any booze that's in a plastic bottle is shit. that's the bottom shelf booze consumed by niggers and such.

and your steak...there's no marbling.

turn in your /b/ro card, please....then go KYS
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>>717213585
Do darker clothes taste better than lighter clothes?
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I had 2 square sausages and a can of Vimpto, fucking normies celebrating new year!
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>>717213659
Very much my thing
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>>717213764
Yeah refreshing for grandmothers playing shuffleboard before bingo maybe.. Quit being a pussy, spend more than $15 on your booze
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>>717213836

they have more iron, so maybe not better but different
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>>717212943
oh right on! I'm finishing up my MsC information system security...is thera future for that, or did i waste my time like my BA. Can i get a quick important industry tip to start the new year and job search with.
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>>717213796
This anon knows what's up
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>>717213913

i think you're in the wrong thread
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>>717213585
>having mosquito bites for dinner
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>>717213585
With fave beans and Chianti
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>>717213913
What's up with th hair, wax she just out in a hurricane ? Tell her to comb her hair and clean herself up about it's new year ffs. She's sitting like a bag a shite.
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>>717214026
There is a vagina firmly attached
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>>717213585
>Showing off a girl with little to no skin and just a blob of clothes

You're like a guy that brags about how hot his Muslim wife is with pictures of her with the tarp on.
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>>717214118

you're definitely in the wrong thread
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>>717214096
Was taken after a nap
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>>717213796
>>717213922
ok ok ill be a good goy and buy expensive shit just to prove something. i like it and im the only one having it, there will be other drinks for other people.
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>>717213913
you better start posting them nudes
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>>717214146
She's 17. I can't post anything else
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>>717213978
that fucker will prolly put ketchup on his steak, too
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>>717214211
Didn't say it had to be expensive, just quit being a poor nigger. Save for a week if you have too but spend TEN dollars more and you'll be rewarded with something that's not a blended mix of shitty Canadian piss
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>>717214285
See>>717214286
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>>717214291
Kek, or the half empty bottle of A1 that's been in there since last New Years when he made the same thing
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>>717206920
OP, why is your girl's vagina just lying on the table?
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>>717213957
I would avoid h/w producing tech companies as they are usually the first ones hit when the economy takes a downturn.

People who create make more than those that support...in any industry.

Degrees and certs are cool but experience is king.

Make mistakes while you are young as it is harder to rebound when you get older.

Above all else, do what you enjoy. Doing something 40- 60 hours a week that you hate for people you despise is no way to go through life. Regardless of what you are getting paid.
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carbonara and cognac
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>>717214559
thank you. yes, i love everything about being on the security side. I'm just itching to get going. Thanks happy new year!
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>>717214710
You too.
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>>717207576
You must be lost
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