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how do i get a gf with my acne problem? i have never kissed

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how do i get a gf with my acne problem?

i have never kissed a girl or not even held hands with one. all my friends have girlfriends and they go out with them to the movies and shit and i just stay at home playing No Man's Sky.

how do i gf with my acne problem /b/?
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>>717204652
you don't
shoot yourself
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stop consuming dairy
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christ just start using proper treatment for it
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Fuck me, thats some hardcore acne. i feel for ya brah, i realy do.
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accutane
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>>717204652
sudo apt-get install gf
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>>717204652

start by going to a fucking dermatologist.

there are doctors for this shit ya know.
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>>717204652
You have to get laid to start losing the acne. The more you cum the clearer you complexion will get.
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go to the dermatologist (sp) , see if he can help

find a nice girl with acne or sorisis (sp)

believe me, knarly lookin chicks put out good
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hydrochloric acid
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problem is, your face gonne look like a warzone, even after puberty give up. I vote for a voilent suicide.
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>>717204652
Don't worry about getting a gf, focus on yourself first dude. Go see a dermatologist, they'll help you clear the acne right up.
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>>717204652
>playing No Man's Sky.
guess that sucks the most about your situation
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I'm really sorry anon. I've had it for nearly 6 years myself but not as bad as pic.

Go talk to your doc about accutane or other options brother. Wash your pillow case or sleep on a clean tshirt. Put some sudocream on it before bed
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>>717204652

i feel you OP.
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>>717204652
>how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
seems oddly specific.

wouldn't you rather get a girl with no acne at all?
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I had Isotretenoin which I think is the British version of accutane. It nuked my acne but it did cause flaking skin, severe depression and regular bleeding noses. Acne has completely gone though.
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>>717205003
kek
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The neck beard is the icing on the cake lol.

How did your parents allow you to become a fucking pizza? They must've hated you.
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>>717205011
Isn't accutane pretty hardcore?
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>>717204652
Quit trying to find your after school special princess, who's 10/10 smoking hot. Because that shit aint gonna happen.

That being said I'm sure there is some girl in high school who is just as pimple faced, and lonely as you, who at this time probably looks like a train wreck, just like you, but in a few years will end up successful with a banging body, and smoking hot tits, and that bitch will remember your pimple faced high school love while she is sucking your cock.

Find a girl just like you, and never let her get away. When push comes to shove its all pink in the middle no matter what the outside looks like.

Dude I married the head of the cheer leading squad when I was 19. She shit out 4 kids, and now she looks like a fucking train wreck at 35
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It's very simple.
Turn off the lights.
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>>717204652
I don't think the glow from your monitor is going to cure it. Why don't you go see a fucking doctor or change your diet? It isn't that hard. What's more important to you? Being alone forever or not shoving pizza down your fat fucking face?
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>>717205116
Rekt
lol gf with switch fetish
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>>717204652
without acne and with 70 pounds less you'd probably look like Ben Affleck
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>>717205102
Only for pussies. I took it back when nobody really knew the side effects. Depression for life, but there's more pills for that.
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Eat better, wash daily, get some sun on that skin.
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>>717204780
/thread
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>>717205102

Yep, I've got no evidence with this but I think it's affected my brain chemistry permanently, I've got a decent life in my opinion but I get really low, almost suicidal for seemingly no reason. I never remember feeling like this before I took it. But my skin is great.
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>>717204970
I used to have really bad forehead acne when I had longer hair that actually laid down on my forehead. The hair adds a lot of grease to your skin. Get it cut short enough so that it doesn't lay on your forehead, and use a fresh towel on your pillow to sleep for a while; it helped me immensely.
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>>717204652
How do you get a bf?
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>>717204652
Go to a fucking dermatologist dude.
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>>717204652
It looks like you fell on a pizza

except the pizza happened to have scabby pus leaking pepperoni instead
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I can tell that you would be no prize even without all that acne.
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>>717205732
DAMN SON YOU JUST GOT KEK'T
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>>717205438
Or just tie your hair in a bun/tail depending on the length?
After quite some time your hair simply forms in direction it's being tugged at (in this case backwards) meaning even when the hair isn't tied it doesn't go onto forehead
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>>717205003
Kek'd indeed
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Work out, sweat, shower well.
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I just took a photo with my phone OP to show you the sides of my face. I'm a fatass dude and had acne on my face resembling yours while I was in highschool and in my early 20s.

Still you can find a girl but it will be hard. I found a few women and had some relationships but I will not lie. Woman notice it BIG TIME. I had one woman who I dated for 11 months refuse to kiss me or even touch my cheeks.

I will say things that kept my acne from flairing up to horrid levels when I was younger Was.

1. Changing my bed sheets every week
2. Drinking a gallon of water a day
3. Showering once in the morning and again at night
4. Going out in the summer and getting a natural tan (This is just me personally since I am some mongrel worked for me to fade it down during those months but for lighter skinned folked it burned it up and got them red faced).

Still I know this could be a bait thread but those are somethings that helped with my acne.
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>>717204652
See doctor
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>>717204970
replying with pasta
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>>717204652
Low down on carbs and jerking off (insulin and testosterone increase the amount of acnes)
Start exetcising mildly (like run half a mile or atleast walk a mile every day or every other day)
Start socialising (hit the bars, coffee shops whatever just go to places other people go aswell)
Get better clothes (chicks notice, they notice every little detail)
SHAVE
Learn some good jokes to start up conversations with girls (the creepy vibes are at it's lowest when you are acting comedian)
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>>717204652
Roacutan (Isotretinoína)
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Lose some of that chub maybe even get a nice body, get a well paying job, get some self confidence and then you can sort out that acne problem. The source of your loneliness isn't your acne, stop kidding yourself my dude.
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Accutane, dude. My best friend had to use it for a while and suffered with some side effects, but now all acne is gone and he's happily dating. Good luck and happy new year :D
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>>717205977
Another photo just because...

Also OP some people here are recommending Accutane or the offbrand version. I took the stuff for 3 months and it killed my libido. I had most of my little pimpled go away and it was a bit of a confidence booster but since I am already depressed it only amplified those effects while giving me a hard time on popping wood.

I will say from personal experience it was a bad decision. Ever since then my sexual drive has been worn down. Just a little warning encase you want to do that. As you can tell it did nothing for my scarring.
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>>717206182
If chicks notice every detail, as they are commonly said to, why are they not smarter?
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>>717206470

accutane is the answer to the problem
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>>717206579

yeah accutane makes you feel like shit whilst you're on it, but damn, you can't deny it's spot busting ability

it's worth it for how awful you feel
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>>717204652
WTF
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You gross motherfuckers need to get a chemical removal of those pimples.
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>>717206692
yeah problem solved. on to next mystery
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>>717204652
>stop eating dairy
>drink a hell of a lot more water
>change your sheets more often
>put a towel over your pillow when you sleep
>try doxycyclin, shit is like magic
>get a face soap with salasitic acid
In general improve your hygiene, I can tell by the picture that your hair is completely fucked which means you dont shower very often
Most of the zits in your picture are popped or inflamed, stop doing that shit it literally does nothing but leave scars, pimples go away in the same amount of time regardless of if they are popped
Go see a damn dermatologist, you have one of the most sever cases i've ever seen, that acutane shit does not work for a lot of people, for some it just makes them worse
Ask about an oral medication to take, there are a couple on the market which you could use
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Go vegan and the acne will disapear.
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>>717206745
Face was dry as hell. I had to potion face lotion on my checks because of it.

Still putting a gun up to my head and spending 20 minutes to warm up to beat off was not worth it. I was 22 when I took it and that was for 3 months when I was suppose to take it for 6.

Hell my dermatologist told me to go off of it and prescribed me Sulfametho something for a year and it did the same thing.

I still have linger effects with my libido. Just giving Op a fair warning about it.
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Go to mexico/tj and buy some drugs for acne. Fixed me up when i was in your situation.
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>>717207101
or just let a bunch of guys cum on your face. it's less gay
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>>717204652
You could start by loosing the fucking fag-piercing.
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>>717207104
ask about the oral medications you can take, most creams just irritate shit imo
I've been taking doxycyclin on and off for about 6 years now
takes about 2-4 weeks to kick in but once it does your acne starts dissapearing
Never got any dryness or anything
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Sounds like a hippie, but you should make a diet based on friuts and vegetabels. No soft drinks, no pig meat and less bread. Also tea made out of ginger and lemon.
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Look up apple cider vinegar as a cure for skin problems. And eat healthier dude
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>>717207262
Continue to eat ground up animal dicks and ass faggot.
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>>717207486
This. Also remove dairy
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>>717204652
date a blind chick, then she can read what your face says in braile
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stop being mean /b/. try this op, worked wonders for me! best of luck!
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>>717204652
The first thing you need to do is spend substantially less time on your computer.

I recommend going outside and jogging at least 1 mile, twice a day. Your body needs sunlight and to breath. I had the same problem as you and mine went away in the first 3 months of joining a soccer team when I was in high school.

As far as food, it is really important to avoid anything that comes in a box, vacuum sealed bag, or a can. This is probably the hardest step for many because they think it is too expensive, but the truth is, most people don't know how to cook. And refuse to learn.

Find some recipes you like online, buy associated fresh ingredients for recipe, and learn to cook. A good man will cook amazing dinners for his girl and they will be beyond impressed. A good rotisserie chicken with spinach Alfredo pasta and veggies is a sure fire evening in the sac.
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>>717205834
nah, acne that bad isnt just by grease, it has to be mainly genetics.
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>>717204652
Why would want a GF with your acne problem? She'd have zits on her tits.
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>>717207818
>running 2 miles a day with no previous exercise
you're literally asking this kid to get shin splints or break his metatarsal
You can't just go and run 2 miles when you haven't exercised in years lmao
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>>717204652
I had to take an antibiotic for eight month but its been totally gone since
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hang in there, man. you've already got plenty of good things to put on your to-do list here. accutane, diet, exercise. if you don't like going out to meet ladies then try okcupid or shit like that. had several one night stands that way
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>>717208003
That is irrelevant since we aren't talking about a definitive work out routine. It was a generalization. I'm telling him what he needs to work his way up to. And goals are important.
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>>717207841
That is a lie, and I suspect you are trolling.
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>>717207818
>this
fucking this
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>>717204797
Underrated.kek
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>>717208250
yeah cooking is fun. get good at it. girls love it. also, cook together to have a combined sense of accomplishment and teamwork that you can both immediately enjoy when finished. i love cooking, but my current kitchen is tiny as fuck
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>>717206579
A female friend of mine did a 6 month course of Accutane when she was 17. She's 23 now, and hasn't been able to have an orgasm since she took it. Her libido is okay, but she just has barely any sensation.
Doctors don't tell you that the sexual side effects can last forever, and a lot of them are in complete denial about it for fear of malpractice suits. This kind of shit happens when you start interfering with your body's ability to produce and respond to hormones; especially testosterone.
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>>717207262
Being vegan, in and of itself, probably isn't gay, its just that most people that are vegans, ARE gay.
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>>717204652
Take a goddamn shower everyday. And use some fucking soap
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>>717204652
So do you take any steps to treat it?
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>>717208558
shit. never knew that about accutane. my friend struggled with side effects, but fortunately he tells me his libido is fine. glad i never had to use meds like that
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>>717204652
do this all of you!
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>>717208818
i would rather eat that
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>>717208871
And this could begin to explain things
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>>717204797
no true geek uses a debian based linux distro, come up with something better pleb
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>>717204652
Does it have to be acne? Will meth mites suffice?
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>>717207654
>this is the most disgusting thing I read
Would be the response
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OP those are little spirit demons
you should go to the church often and confess your disgusting sins.
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>>717204780
Haha he fell for the acutene meme
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>>717204652
The truth is, most chicks are loaded with acne, although usually not this severe, but they have the advantage of being able to mask it with makeup.
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the problem isn't the acne it's that you play trash like no man's sky.
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>>717208950
lol i'm blessed with great metabolism and no acne, but i like yer fire
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>>717206650
Noticing stuff doesn't require intelligence
A girl can see you havenice shoes and clothes, might even come to conclusion you are rich but that is as far as it goes
By dressing nicely they only notice you look normal and not off chart
>nothing to do with proper intelligence
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Easy, get an even uglier gf.
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>>717209413
I agree with the overall idea, especially the first sentence, but if one were to really notice EVERY detail, they would have to be a genius.
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>>717204652

see a fucking doctor retard
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dont you have fucking doctors where you live? what the actual fuck... im glad i live here.
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>>717204652
Acutane. It is hardcore and has a lot of side effects, but they go away once you stop using it.
You need it man...
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>>717204970
>>717204652
honestly accutane. it fucks your body up for a while but you literally will barely get acne again in your LIFE. I took it and my lips got so fucking dry and had one nosebleed a day. Also, dry eyes, dry skin and a weird rash. But now im off and back to normal. Haven't had a pimple in 4 months
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>>717211097
Also, get some sunlight!
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>>717205107
girls who are popular in high school are always a disaster by 35.
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>>717204652
I had your problem, mine was a bit worse though.

Honestly, if no girl has ever talked to you just to get to know you, then it's probably because of your attitude, man. I'm not saying "you're not confident, hurrr". No, it's all about being a good human being, a servicial and kind person. That's all. Most women talk a lot and even if you have acne, they will talk to you if you don't seem like a scary person that will hurt them.

I'm pretty sure you can start by being a kind person. If you already are, next thing is going to a dermatologist. When I went to one, I let the doctor take care of my problem through a series of steps: first she vapored my face, then she applied multiple layers of cream on my face, each through a different kind of massage, and then the bitch squeezed all of my zits and injected something on the worst ones. When she was done, I felt great.

The treatment was easy to follow but it did required me to be consistent. I had to go get that zit-squeezing session each week, and I would use some pills and topic treatment to help me recover. I was already seeing results the first day but in three months I was almost cured. I kept the treatment, though, because this shit's genetic and won't go away.

No accutane was involved in the process. But there was a time I felt I didn't need treatment anymore because I had it controlled. Left my face without treatment and things just exploded and got terrible. It was a really bad idea. Then since I was in another city, some doctor gave me accutane and that got rid of the acne again. Ten days, one pill each day, helped me recover and I had no acne and didn't use no treatment for 6 months or so.

There are different treatments, man. Just follow one and you'll be fine.
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>>717212250
Very true, but I would say, most girls in general, are a disaster by 35.
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>>717212448
35? make it 25.
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>>717212514
True
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>>717204652
You dont, pizza face.
Clear that shit up for your own sake.
>Replace pillowcases EVERYDAY.
>Wash your face every 3-4 hours since your face can fry frozen foods.
>dont eat things that make you break out
>put the mountain dew away and drink 2L of water per day
>dont touch your face with your dirty sausage fingers
>wash your hands before you wash your face EVERYTIME
>see a dermatologist
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>>717204652
> use tea tree face wash daily basis.
> consult a doctor to determine or it's some
allergic reaction or other medical cause.
> train (bodybuild), it means test is building up in the body.
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>>717204652
A shitload of vitamin A
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>>717204652
Hope you get well soon, anon
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Clorox and a wire brush.
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>>717212757
>Wash your face every 3-4 hours since your face can fry frozen foods.
This is honestly the worst advice ever. Over washing your face will not help. The products will not help. This is happening because of your hormones and poor diet and lack of excersize.
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>>717204652
>working out will help
>wash face twice daily
>wash your pillow sheets and pillows at least once a week
>avoid fried foods for about a month
>drink lots of water daily

Hope that helps
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>>717204652
change your 4ch life in a instagram-bodybuilder life.
kid, you need to throw that computer form 4 stores high.
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>>717212995
More info
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>>717204652
Like this.
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>>717204652
go to dermatologist,
get treatment,
stop playing shitty games by shitty devs,
profit
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Eat clean. Af. Like others said, cut dairy out. Exercise will also help. Even just an hour a day 3-5 times a week will be good. If you can do more, do it. Make it a point to drink a gallon or more of water a day. You should try to avoid playing video games as much. It puts stress on the body leading to high levels of cortisol and those high levels of cortisol will make it worse. I've found a lot of success using aloe Vera on my face along with about half a dime size drop of vitamin e oil. I mix the two together and put in on my face after a shower before I go to bed. I also take a vitamin e pill along with the probiotic that Exposed sells. You may be able to find a better probiotic but I noticed when I didn't use theirs and exclusively used vitamin e, my skin started getting pissed off again. The combination of all that I've listed here has helped me a lot. I'm still getting rid of the scars but if I was realistic about it, I'm down to about one problem pimple on my face every other week if not more spread out which is way way way more manageable. I haven't had any issues pulling women even with the scars I do have but I also lift all the time so the body helps.
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buy 7 new clean towels. Each night wrap a new one around your pillow to sleep. The next night change the towel. Don't use the towels again until they are washed.
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>>717204652
This life suffer.
This world is suffer.
This existence is suffer.
Your only solution is death.
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>>717214335
>Your only solution is death.
This.
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>>717204652
>Wash your face every morning and night with a warm washcloth
>Also do this whenever you take a shower/bath
Use acne cream, too I guess
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Getting sun helps
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>>717214859
Faggot
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>>717204652
You aren't going to get a ten, dude. If you want to get your dick wet, you're going to have to lower your standards a bit. We all do it.
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>>717204652
Why do your parents allow you out in public? Shit has to be embarrassing for them to be seen with you
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First solve the acne problem, that shit is gross. No you don't need a fucking dermatologist... Start by washing all your bed linens every weekend, add a cap full of bleach to each hot water wash. Buy several pillow cases and start rotating these, always sleep on a fresh pillow case every night. Bath towels should we washed in hot water with a cap full of bleach. Use each bath towel once only then rewash. If you are using any type of shower scrubber, a sponge or brush for example - stop. Buy little wash cloths only for the shower and test them the same as towels, use once then wash in hot water with bleach. During the day, stop touching your face. If you must touch your face, go to the restroom and wash your hands and your face properly. Start carrying a little bottle of rubbing alcohol in your car or backpack for those times when you need to sanitize your hands without water.
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>>717204652
Would love to see what a pore strip would look like after being on this faggots face
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>>717204652
Thanks dude. You just reminded me to order my Dominoes before they get busy
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>>717204797
sudo pacman -S libgf
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>>717204780
That's the power of accutane
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>>717204652
cut the shit out from your diet
eat green food (and i'm not talking about green cupcakes)

if you smoke stop!
(and that includes pot and vaping)

be more positive (girls hate miserable assholes)
your more likely to get pussy if your fun to be with

get a job that pays well and expect to spend some if not all of your income

get off the fucking computer, and if you meet a girl that's smilling don't bore her talking about how you built your pc

talk about how your good at building flatpack (chicks love guys that can put shit together )

go to self defense classes (but don't be a weirdo about it)
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>>717204652
u genetic retarded
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>>717205834
Or you could... you know... wash your hair like a normal person.
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>>717217112
hey that's not very nice
you apologize
you apologize right now
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