Hi /b/ how many of you are alone on yet another new years

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>>717202750

>>717202750
Me and the gf going out, gonna bring a girl back and fuck from 2016 to 2017

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>>717202750
I just miss that nice anon in the previous NYE feels thread.

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same

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Me, anon, me :(

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>>717203560

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same

I'm at work instead of being at home, fucking my gf

Fuck you assholes

>>717202750
You're all g, bro.
Just make your new year resolution to make sure you're not lonely next new years eve

>>717203889
or i could just hero on cam now and not have to deal with the pressure

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I got asked out by my friends but I honestly dont feel like going at all.

>going out on new years eve is so 2016

>>717203953
At least you're not starving somewhere, cold and dying, in a 3rd world country where your whole fams is dead because of a civil war.

Yeah, you'll be fine

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I have my parents...

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>>717204072

>>717203985
Why not tho? we talking shitty pubs/clubs or a party?

>>717204072
you sure know how to take the good with the bad

>>717204212
Club.

>>717204268
So what then? sit at home?

>>717202750
You should start a an hero at midnight thread and go out with a bang and /bros

Little girls don't really go out to party on new year's eve so idrgaf. And friends are overrated, even you assholes I'm just here to troll and insult.

>>717204375
Gay

>>717204314
Home with parents. I have a cold also and dont really feel that well.

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>>717202750
I'm not alone....I'm on the Internet with billions of people!

>>717204441
This is me. United in isolation, friend

Was going to spend it alone, but now Im going to the pub with some mates. Have a chill evening and watch Jools Holland if you a Britfag.

>>717204441
ya sure man. forcing it is pretty worthless

>>717202750
Haha! Still got friends from high school who come home for the holidays and stay through New Years, so I'm not alone, unlike most significant events of the year. They all graduate this year though so I'll probably be in the same boat next year (haven't made any friends since high school).

>>717204426
>liking little girls
>gay

pick one

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>>717204516
tfw not alone

>>717202750

I am. It's the New Year though. It's pretty much a non-Holiday.

Look, OP. If you are really bummed about it, just go to a pub or some shit. Plenty of people in a similar situation to yourself or even friendly groups.

My point is, if you really want to be with people at midnight, just go out drinking. Put yourself out there.

A lot of adultfags without family do that anyway. Only little kids, college kids looking for an excuse to have a party, and adults with kids celebrate New Years.

If pubbing (or clubbing if you are feeling frisky) isn't your thing, then perhaps you can go to a local event in your city. Perhaps a music concert, a jazz event, or a simple fireworks.

You have to remember, OP, that you don't live in a personal fable. If you don't give a fuck, you don't get a fuck.

In other words, no one will care if you are alone in their space. You might make new friends dude.

Trust me, I am an engineer.

>>717202750
I don't understand this concept of whining about life on /b/. Define "lonely"? Are you literally a living meme; a loser who spends his day in his room 24/7?
If not then you are not alone or lonely. you are just making excuses to feel as such.
I am at the bar right now, so, no. I don't feel alone or lonely this coming new year.
Happy New Year's eve....

>>717204804
Ya man that sounds real good and all but im heading to a party my mate is throwing. i was just checking how many of you were alone

i know right, misleading as hell

>>717203953

As much as I want to witness a live suicide, don't.

Not worth it. Sure, life is a shithole that we're all trying to escape from eventually, but you're already here. Make the most of it.

Ever suck a cock? Do that.
Ever do drugs? Do that, although be careful with hard ones like marijuana and heroine.
Ever break into a hotel's pool? Do that.
Ever have a threesome? Out of luck? Pay some escorts

Live a little.

>>717204804
OP these are some wise words, listen to them. If you really don't want to make the effort to go out, perhaps you actually prefer spending NY on your own, and theres nothing wrong with that.

>>717204974
Gayest post in this thread.

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND

Im having a blast tonight dont you folks worry. im just trying to get some lonely fags in here so we can bond over shitty things on the internet

>>717204804

>i am an engineer

wat

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>>717204875
TFW you just described my life

>>717204930

Gotcha. I'm spending it alone... and I'm hosting a party tonight. :)

Well, the party is in my house, but I am pretty much going to be locked in my room from 11 PM - 1 AM 'cause I hate rowdy people.

Going to go out and watch a movie and maybe hit a pub.

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>>717205098
>>717204875
>Are you literally a living meme; a loser who spends his day in his room 24/7?
yes

Hahah bunch of losers in this thread I'm taking extacy with my girlfriend tonight and I'm having sex in her vagina all night.

>>717205098

>Yeah
>Floor it

>>717205232

>I'm having sex in her vagina all night
>sex in her vagina
>in her vagina

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>>717204804
I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid?

Just look at me. I own this boat.

>>717202750
I didn't even realize it was new years. yeah I am, just gonna play xbox all day

I'm going to bust a nut I'm my wife's ass as close to midnight as possible and our live in girlfriend going up lick the cream out of her ass

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>>717205232
>not doing coke

how does it feel being 11?

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>>717205203

Pfft, way too many people outside. I'm not leaving the house till they all go away.

>>717205319
>I own this boat

i kekked

>>717204875
>Are you literally a living meme; a loser who spends his day in his room 24/7?

I'm a meme? wew

>>717205319
What the fuck are you on?

I am trying to help lonely people ITT, OP excluded.

>You need to go find a girlfriend
No you don't. What are you? 30+ years? It's 2016, about to be 2017, monogamy is a joke. I am perfectly fine with having FWBs and/or open relationships.

>You need to find happiness
>It's in other people
Spoken like a goddamn co-dependent.

Cute boat BTW. Would fit in my yacht's guest room.

>>717205477
rising up in the world

>>717205319
>I had a childhood
>I dont watch cringe anime
>Had a highschool experience
Literally the only reason I isolate myself is because im insecure about myself and I have social anxiety I guess.

>>717205568
>social anxiety

Sounds like every 15 year old girl

>>717205563
how do I become more of a meme?

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>>717205634

>>717202750
> at home, sober, alone
> drinking coca-cola, red bull and eating some pizza and candy afterwards...
> doesnt even feel like the year is about to change
> if I off'd myself right now, nobody would even know... but wont because it would be such a hassle with the funeral and everything...
> continue to live my miserable life ...
> atleast I have 4chan and most importantly /b/
> /b/ saves my life everytime

>>717205319
I've accepted I'll never find happiness, for precisely the reason you mention: it's in other people.

You know what else is in other people? Hatred. No one can know the things I do to myself and the things that were done to me. They wouldn't understand. They'd think it's all my fault. They always do. I refuse to be laughed at anymore.

>>717205539
>>717205568
>>717205797
omg it's copypasta you newfags

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>Be me
>Dumped Day before NYE
>Forever Alone

>>717205634
maybe he means he's just shy. I have anxiety and I get panic attacks an stuff, doesn't have too much of a negative effect on my social life if i manage it.

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>>717202750
>im nearly 29
>wife (shes a nurse) will come back home tommorow round 1.00 AM straight to bed,
>daughter goes to party with friends,
>im gonna sit at home alone with my cats,
>cant even drink or eat some comfort food since i got some gut bacteria few weeks ago, im still a bit ill,

So i think it will be some book or netflix.
Worst thing is that i cannot fucking even drink a glass of champagne. And all that fireworks and firecrackers re starting to piss me off already.

>>717205754
We love ya you beautiful bastard

>>717205912
She'll be fucking Chad tonight.

>>717205985
Sounds like age is getting to ya there buddy

>>717205922
>Yeah I guess im just shy. But I also get those weird panic attacks if I feel really uncomfortable

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>tfw half of this thread is filled with normies
>tfw I can't even seek refuge on 4chan anymore

>>717206098
If you get panic attacks, then perhaps you do have anxiety. Have you thought about seeing a doctor?

>10 PM
>Already fired all the petards

Every year

>>717206247
Normies being" not full blown manga watching omegas"?

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>tfw invited out but decided to stay home alone

feels good to be an asocial weirdo y'all niggas can't touch me i'm gonna be conquering the world as Canada in HOI IV and going to bed at 9:30

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>>717205203
this cant be real

>>717206265
Dont really see a reason to go see a doctor. I just have to man up and stop being such a bitch. Thats why ill start going to the gym when 2017 hits and start building some confidence. Maybe that will help.

>>717206293
kys normie

>>717206546
>Gets laid. does drugs. bunch of friends and got a real life
>manga watching btard offended me

ill just off myself right away sir

I am currently travelling and since I am not in my home country, I don't give a flying fuck about celebrating new years. Probably just gonna walk around town having some beers and watching fireworks at midnight.

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>>717205985
>im nearly 30*

>>717206051
I fucking know ... I start to resemble Jerry from Rick and Morty. And i was always more of a Tiny Rick.

>>717206668
Dont let the weeb faggots get to you m8

>>717206668
>tfw when im lying to everyone including myself about having a life

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Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf

>>717206668
>not realizing normies do less drugs
>watching manga
>watching

kys

>>717206668
>Gets laid. does drugs.
are you 16?

>>717206293
No, normies being a bunch of chads with gfs and wives, while ironically crying about how terrible life is.

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I'm looking forward to the new year. Anonymous has big plans.

>>717206531
If you think it'll help. I spent years not truly understanding anxiety. It is a serious issue and proper counciling can really help. Whatever you do I hope it works out, and have a good new year!

>>717202750
i just moved to a new city for a job, new state.
been there for 2 months, made a bunch of friends with coworkers, we work until 1030, then we are going downtown to party, get drunk, and do a bunch of cocaine.

feels good, fuck you losers

I am. Give me something to do besides smoking cigarettes

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>>717205068
He is an engineer

>>717202808
Are you supposed to be like so good looking that he cries or something?

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>>717202750
It's a first for me.

>>717207289
die from cancer

>>haven't had work in 7+ days because we're closed
>>still get paid ayyyylmao.jpg
>>wake up in cozy apartment in nyc
>>get bacon egg and cheese from deli next door
>>get comfy on the couch justchilling.jpg
>>watch hockey and college football until 7PM
>>go to pregame party
>>get wasted
>>drugsalcohol.jpg
>>go to open bar
>>drink drink drink
>>surrounded by great friends
>>2017 gonna be a good year
just get the fuck off your couch, drive to the nearest city and go to a bar and meet some fucking people, christ. it's not that hard to have friends. your 'social anxiety' isn't an actual thing, you just use it as an excuse.

>>717207278
>>717207278

lmfao you moved to a new state for a job that you still have to work Saturdays until 10:30PM for? what the fuck did you get transferred to a new Applebees or something?

>>717206668
I think you meant to say "anime watching."

>>717206546
reeeeee

>>717206668
>bragging on an anonymous imageboard

I never understood this.

>>717207113
nuclear apocalypse?

>>717204444
Checked

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>>717208273
blaze it

>>717205319
Happiness is in fat wads of cash.

Everyone knows that

>>717208273

Until you realize that your baseline emotional feelings are either mute or anger. Sure I've got issues I'm trying to work through. But people just don't want to be friends with a dull/angry guy. I could be a part of a social circle if I was involved in something. But I can't just go out and meet people. I don't bring anything to the table.

>>717208412
no actually i work at a country club as a banquet chef, the kitchen gets off work at 1030, while they FOH gets off at 4-5am.. I get paid $20 per hour to cook for a bunch of rich people, the membership there is $75k per year incase you want an idea of how nice it is.. I also get full benefits.

>>717208273

But for real fuck your stupid fucking happy "I didn't have emotionally abusive parents" life you fucking prick

I am but i'm choosing to be.
I know nobody on here will believe me though.

>>717208273
You really don't know how to greentext do you kid ?

>>717209344
ah, you're using "that" line. clever.

>>717204875
>>717205098
>>717205203
>>717204875
>Are you literally a living meme; a loser who spends his day in his room 24/7?

>>717206432
>this cant be real

Haha, it is real, and its actually really funny, isnt it?
I will be just playing games... I dont give a fuck about those normies out there.
Maybe I will look from the window on that fireworks.

>>717202750
alone

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Just stop fapping . Trust me .
Try it. When your testerone peaked and you could find no "real" outlet , small whiny details of your life will be overlooked as your mind will only filled with thoughts of accomplishing tasks and fucking girls . You will feel less depressed as your mind and body just want you to go out and survive and have sex . That's all. Full stop .

>>717209917
do you nofap faggots actually believe this shit?

>>717202750

Next year I'll organize a New Year's party for /b/. Just tell me the country/city, what you want to eat and drink and what kind of fireworks you want. I'm not getting any drugs or prostitutes so bring your own. Everybody is welcome as long as they've had a shower and leave their fuck pillow and/or fuck doll at home.

>>717209917
>your mind will only filled with thoughts of accomplishing tasks and fucking girls

lol

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>>717202750

Me, years after years

>>717210129
invite me
I want alcohol
I wanna eat lasagne
I like big fireworks

>>717202750
I'm getting so used to it I refused to stay with someone tonight. What a wonderful time..

>>717202750
Second year in a row, it's getting worse

>>717202750
i feel with you bro...
I'm just another lone fuck

>>717204444
Checked
Happy New Year b/ro
from one of the billion

I'm not really interested in relationships, if you're talking about that kind of alone. I'll be going out to party tonight tho, so not alone in that sense.

>spend new years with gf
Life is good bros

>>717210129
TENDIES

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Officially ready for lockdown in my room tonight, guests arrive in an hour, new years in 6 hours

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>>717202750
I'll probably get drunk and watch Netflix like pic related, but the other part of me wants to go sit in a field somewhere listening to chill beats and just stare up at the sky. I just don't know how to do the latter without looking/feeling autistic

>>717205232
You must be pretty small to fit in there