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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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He is living /b/ dream life. So jelly of him.
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Well I guess I'll start

Dan "Force it Inside Her" Schneider
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>>717198560
God among men.
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Dan "Onii-chan it hurts" Schneider
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>implying it isn't miranda making all these threads and touching herself to all the lurid fantasies people post in them.
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what's his name again
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>>717200282
Dan "I'll make her wider" Schneider
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>>717198560
>dat poor thing
He can't keep getting away with it!
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>The Hymen Divider Schneider
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Any Nickelodeon insider here?
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I bet Dan jerked off hard to this scene.
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>>Dan 'ram it inside her' Schneider
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>>717201188
I don't think so m8
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>>717198560
Wow spencer really let himself go didnt he
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>>717199701
You're welcome faggots
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>>717201664
Who knows... A lot of PA's lurks here often. And they love to talk, knowing that nobody will never care about.
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>>717201774
no fucking way
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TFW no nudes of miranda
>feelsbadman
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>>717201855
Yeah my brother ;) I found it online 4 years ago
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>>717201774
Is this just real life
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>>717201932
Thanks, lori.
Saved
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>>717201905
I can feel your pain... We will never see her naked. So sad.
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>>717201774
Its shooped, just checked
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>>717202065
Post OG if fake?
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>>717201771
I bet he banged Miranda while Dan was watching.
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>>717202191
Yeah
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Maybe if she was a talented actress, and not some washed up mediocre strumpet she wouldn't need to take the d to get some work
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>>717202292
Everybody in Hollywood must pay the toll. At least, she did suck producer's dick to get a insane $180,000 paycheck. Believe it or not, she was very lucky.
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>>717202387
fucking bots
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>>717200891
>Unfortunately for Miranda her slutty movie debut is destined to be a flop, as this “The Intruders” movie looks horrendous. No one wants to watch 2 hours of some frumpy chick home alone wishfully playing out home invasion rape fantasies only to be consistently disappointed when the gang of Negroes she was hoping for keeps turning out to be a homoqueer former Abercrombie model contracted to fix some leaking pipes.

That was a joke, yet so true.
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>>717202387
THIS WAS A NICE THREAD
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>>717201905
>ywn see leaked vids of defeated Miranda crying while giving Dan's cock a footjob
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>>717198560
nice copypasta faggot
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>>717202475
Victim my arse,
I'd suck a Dick for £180,000
Looking at him it probably only lasted 11 seconds anyway
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>>717202387
report dis shit bois
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>>717201774
https://youtu.be/PuqTCNQne98
the real one (its a cool shop tho)
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>>717203077
Calm down, Miranda. We understand you; you fucked that fat bastard to get set for life. Shame about the nigthmares though.
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Dan "If she's tight she's worth the fight" Schneider
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>I will never have a nice dinner with Miranda and her lovely girl friends
Why even life
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>>717203125
Fuck my dreams
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>>717198560
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is that a young fran dresher?
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never forget
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>>717203845
Wut?
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fratbros don't call her the ghost for nothing lol
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>>717202475
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen

Found that. Jesus... What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dan.
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>>717201774
I want to believe.
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Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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>>717204560
Tell me she's okay, anon.
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>>717201774
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>>717199167
Dan "imma flop on her and jizz insider her" scneider
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Dan "Skeet Skeet Skeet on Adolescent Feet" Schneider
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>>717204560
Just imagine how many horrible things she had to do to Dan Schneider to get it. Poor Miranda.
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>>717201774
Ah, the good old times. She was my waifu until the nigga happen.
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>>717199701
>fantasies
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>>717201774
it's just a convincing fake noobs
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>>717201774
i love you anon
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>>717206036
What do you mean?
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>>717201771
FUCKIN KEK
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>>717201110
when did he tweet this and what was it about?
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>>717206566
>implying they're not a reality
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Miranda leaks when
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>>717206716
I'd take the bait lol.
Elaborate. What do you know?
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>>717198560
Dan ''business inside(he)r'' Schneider
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>>717206691
probably about global warming or some gay shit
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>>717206716
I love slutty Miranda stories. Go on...
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>>717206784
i'm not really serious, but I could totally see dan schneider as a rapist, there are tons of pedoes in hollywood.
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>>717199701
Jokes aside, I bet Miranda lurks here. She is a dork like us.
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>>717206947
you're a fucking idiot
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>>717201774
Gona be a good nye fap
Thanks!
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>>717206996
KEK
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>>717206996
why?
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>>717206869
Welcome to the Hollywood dream.
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>>717198560

You sound like you speak from experience.
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>>717207158
Because child celebrities don't grow up to be dorks. Their PR managers tell them to act like dorks so nerdy babies can get boners for them.
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>>717206947
"Dork"

How fucking queer are you?
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>>717207234
this
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>>717207255
>queer<
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>>717207234
A lot of celebrities are weirdos. They spend a lot of time online because they love anonymity.
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>>717206947
Neck yourself.
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>>717207255
go back to red.dit
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>>717205500
Lmao
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>>717207555

I can see that being true. A chance to be like everyone else.
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>>717205207
Maybe not mentally, but who cares.
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>>717198560
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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>>717201774
That's not how TV shows work, especially"G" rated ones. Implied nudity scenes are done with the actresses wearing something close to a flesh colored leotard. What do you think they just stand around naked for the entire cast and crew to see?
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I heard there were photos leaked where some teen actress was sitting on his lap in underwear in a bathroom. Is there any truth to this?

Also check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkJM65xhRhA
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The weak should fear the strong.
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>>717208403
Happy New Year to you too, Miranda. I hope you get a good gig soon.
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>>717201774
Man, this is old as shit, I don't think I belong here anymore. You faggots serious? How have you not seen this before?
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>>717200802
Underrated, best I've seen
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>>717208633
This
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>>717208432
Are you a virginfag? That's their job, and everybody is a professional there. Nobody cares about "oh, she was flashing her tits for a millisecond".
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>>717201774
>>717201855
>>717201967
>>717204918
>>717208845
it's fake you retarded newfags. pic related is the original unedited.
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/r/ing picture of blonde chick from iCarly standing next to a Shaq looking nigga.
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>>717208845

This is the best sincere non-bait I've even seen, you must actually be underage.
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>>717198560
Revive your career and stop being a college slut, Miranda.
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>>717209269
Bestiality should be illegal.
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>>717209314
ah, the irony
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>>717208554
Kek
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>>717209412
Jimmies are rustled.
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>>717208845
That dude is right. If some girl or woman has a little flashing, it's edited out later.
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>>717209459
from an outsiders perspective, you're fucking stupid.
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>>717198560
Wonder how many times Dan jizzed on her perfect feet.
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>>717209412
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>>717209742
>Perfect
>Ignoring that retarded pinkie toe
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Somebody post the ghost pasta, please. I want to fap.
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>>717198560
judging from the number of loli and teen threads on this board the reason you are so salty about dan schneider is that he is a fat ugly middle aged man fucking children
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>>717209412
Niggers should be illegal...
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>>717209648
>>717209674
you gotta love /b/ kek
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>>717210072
Basically, he is /b/ hero.
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>>717209412
RIP vagina
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>>717210054
Mm, it's a well known fact that Miranda can't stand not having every possible erotic area stimulated. She needs someone fucking her pussy, her ass, her mouth, grasping at her tits, pulling her hair, etc. to feel complete. If she can't get that from one guy, she often employs the aid of another guy, a girlfriend, or one of her collection of sex toys.

I think, in a way, it's kind of sad. She's been brought up with so much attention, being the focus of her own shows and everything, that she can't adjust to anything else. She needs to know that she's the complete and utter center of her current fuck session; only then will she feel whole.
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Dan "nigger" Schneider
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Dan "She's a fighter, hold her tighter" Schneider
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>>717205233
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>>717212102
this looks real to me
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>>717198560
>Dan Schneider
Wow, this guy is 50. Does not look that old. Though, I would not mind in his position. He probably fucked all the actresses on Disney channel. There is some nice piece of teen ass on that channel.
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Dan "Don't tell your parents" Schneider
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>>717198560
>being Miranda
>your career has been dead for years, only some shitty DTV movie and a canceled first season show
>you swallow your pride and call him after these years
>”hi, Dan. You never saw my house bla, bla, bla…”
>next day, he is fucking you like a wild pig at your bed. all your holes are abused and creamed.
>you are making slutty sounds like if you are having the best orgasm of your life.
>“and they say I can’t act… try to fuck a fatass pig on Viagra and fake it for hours”
>when all it’s over, he gave you some producers private numbers. “do you know how that works, my little slut. Be nice with them, and they will be nice with you”
>afterwards, you feel empty and sore.
>but you know that’s the game...
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>>717201546
Lord knows I did
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>>717201546
Still can believe they did that on a kids show. I bet a lot of kids had their first boner seeing it.
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>>717209242
saying it's real is a 7+ year old meme, relax
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>>717213713
You are shitposting, but probably that really happened. Fuck Hollywood and casting couch.
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>>717213713
Yep, I guess that is how all this child stars went batshit crazy in their teen years.
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>>717208633
Yeah no kidding. The state of /b/ is so fucking sad. Not knowing the original gif or the gangbang story
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someone has ben crying
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>>717213713
Dan destroying Miranda's ass and pussy...
MUH DICK
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>>717215308
>gangbang story
What's that?
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>>717212471
It is. I took this picture, glad to see it's being shared
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>>717198560
So many fucking people on /b/ are such good writers and they waste it on gay shit like this
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>>717215572
Exactly
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>>717215308
I want to know too. Jennette's gangbang?
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>>717213713
Dead career with her crazy lips. Hollywood is nuts!
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This is some sad faggots weird ass obsession fantasy.

Who gives even a solitary fuck?
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>>717216325
evidently you give enough of one to reply to a thread with over 100 replies as if it will somehow undo all of them
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>>717208452
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>>717203256
TFW this bitch is a living elf!!
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id take every inch of Dan thinking about all the nice designer clothing i will be able to afford

why do people act like getting raped is a big deal? i wish somebody raped me :/
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you guys realize all of this is in your head.

no one has to sleep with anyone to get a roll in hollywood. especially not dan schneider.

I mean, sucking dick helps, but they don't cast on whether you put out or not. it's more based on your looks. are you skinny? cute? etc.
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>>717204560
She made 19,000,000 off of that fucking show?
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>>717201774
Fuck man I remember this shit when it got aired on tv that shit is real but later on they edited it to the censored one
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>>717201774
>when a shoop is so old it starts fooling newfags again
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>>717215802
Well, do share. If we don't know the older /b/ memes, how do you expect us to pass them on?
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>>717217316
With merchadising, residuals and stuff, around 25-30 million dollars. Plus her Despicable Me contract. Not bad for a 22 years old girl.
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Is this good or what
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>>717209412
racists are the dumbest people alive. not because they hate people for no reason other than their ancestry, but because they always say the same thing over and over again and never come up with new insults. we get it, dude.
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>>717217260
Every day, they are like a trillion of hot girls trying to be a Hollywood star. Do you need the whole packable to make it: be hot and good at kneeling. Anal is always welcome, to avoid pregnancies.
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>>717205366
No.
Also check'd
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>>717217712
good fake. nice job, kid
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>>717217712
Shopped
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>>717217735
Anti-racists are the most ignorant of all people. They ignore facts, IQs, appearances. There are different breeds of Dogs they are yes all Dogs but they are very different same thing with different races. Get with it.
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>>717201546
Did you not?
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>tfw I will never see Miranda naked
fuck
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>>717217926
no shit.
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>>717217894
Found this pic in another thread long time ago but it is a really good fake
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>>717217926
lies
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>>717213713
No, Dan. Go away.
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>>717204560
Holy fuck I just googled her after reading this and we literally have the exact same birthday....year and day. Crazy
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>>717217086
Femanon?
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>>717208432
Wearing close? Faggot
It's clothes
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Ok I don't get it.
What happened? Dan was arrested or something? Miranda is acting again?
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>>717218273
something close as in close to it you fucking dropout
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>>717218273
being this fucking new
>lurk more
faggot
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>>717218417
After Schneider had his way with her, Miranda quit acting. At least, she will never work again with Nickelodeon. Ever.
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>>717201546
What episode is that from?
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>>717218892
iToe Fat Cakes, aka "ourbelovedMirandaisnakedonset".
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>>717201546
>I bet Dan raw fucked her between takes while cameramans jerked off hard
fixed for you
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>>717208653
Dan schneider "inside man"


How bout that anon
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>>717201546
A naked girl inside a bathtub on Nickelodeon. For kids. Wow, Dan has a lot of power there.
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>>717217951
there's a difference between noting differences, and hating people for them.

like I notice several black people tend to look somewhat like monkeys (humans being primates, this isn't too far fetched). but that doesn't mean I'm going to go on the internet and call every black person a chimp.

and most racists think they hate the race, their genetics, etc. but what it is they really hate (and have no clue that this is the case), is the culture. when you meet black/indian/asian people that have assimilated to our culture, or talk like us, the racist is faced with cognitive dissonance, because here it is, someone they should hate, but aren't acting like the rest of them.

given the opportunity, any human being could have the same intellect, or value as a member of society. it's just whether they were raised to hold those things with value or not.
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Disney is a cloning facility
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>>717218417
so... there's this producer... and then there are these internet dweebs that think this producer rapes all his female actors.

that's it. the man's never actually been convicted or accused of anything, because as the header says....
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>717219779
the first two look similar. ariana looks nothing like the other two though.

it mainly has to do with them casting mostly hispanic/white mix females... because california is full of them.
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>>717219914
and this?
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>>717219914
Ariana is 100% Italian.
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>>717220014
so... they got a blond kid and a brunette kid and said close enough?

literally no resemblance.
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>>717220014
sophia grace is a cunt
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Dan "Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer" Schneider
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>>717220233
noice
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>all these cancerous retards bumping meme threads (especially those that specifically belong on the most reddit board on 4chan)
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>>717220576
Please newfriend
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>>717220619
>triggered because he's just now realizing that cross-posting memes between boards is frowned upon
Had you lurked like you were supposed to...
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>>717220576
>bumping something other than trap threads on /b/
OMG KYS FAGGOT
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>>717220802
>he's a toddler who assumes that not liking what he likes means you like what he doesn't
No wonder you didn't get into a good school. No doubt your parents are poor.
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>>717220576
>bitching about originality
>bitching in general
>>>/r9gay/
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neil degrasse tyson
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>>717205207
>Clenched hand symbolizing fear
>Other hand is on Schneider's arm as if she wants to pull it away from her throat
>No eye muscle tension meaning the smile on her face is forced
>Body is clenched in an effort to make it smaller

Jesus Christ
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