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"How are you celebrating new years Anon?"

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"How are you celebrating new years Anon?"
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"Why aren't you on your computer, Anon?"
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>>717194786
"Cocain, Weed and a ton of alcohol, chilling with a few friends"
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>>717194786
Volunteered to work a 12 hour overnight shift to avoid my family obligations
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>>717194786
alone in my apartment.
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Krokodil, some firecrackers and chilling with friends.
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Working all fucking weekend.
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>>717194786
Legitimately thinking of killing myself sometime this year...
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>>717195896
how? I suggest jumping front of train.
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>catch ride to parent's home for prime rib, have a few drinks with, light some fireworks
>walk to bar for more drinks
>walk to park by the lake where the city does firework displays, drink and watch fireworks
>fight urge to walk into the lake
>walk home and drink until sleep
>blanks i ordered got lost in transit so i don't get to magdump wildly in the air like sand nigger at midnight

>>717195559
privyet
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>>717194786
Red Room
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>>717196021
Nah that's shit, don't do something that'll damage innocent bystanders.
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>>717196177
it's the easiest way if you are scared of hanging yourself.
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>>717196177
It might be upsetting but you aren't going to give them PTSD or something.
You millennials need to grow a spine and get over the fact that if you ever want to get ahead it's going to be at someone's expense no matter what.
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>>717195663

Cleaning the toilets there must be hard work, I almost feel sorry for you
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>>717194786
Fucking my ex girlfriend while her boyfriend is two states away in California and he doesn't know.
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Stuck at in-laws since Christmas / Boxing Day because of bad road conditions. Will have appetizers (mini-quiche, chicken wings, cheese, etc) and drink beer+wine. Wife can't drink cause she's pregnant. We will probably watch Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.
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>>717194786
I have to chanche to stay alone...guess I'll take it, despite some invites, these invites will stop coming tho if I embrace my loneliness...
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>>717196356
Too bad we don't clean toilets. We have the local nationals do it, so..
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>>717196332
So, if you saw someone jump in front of a train you wouldn't be the least bit freaked out about it?

>You millennials need to grow a spine...if you ever want to get ahead it's going to be at someone's expense

This argument is asinine, how does it pertain to watching someone commit suicide in a brutal way, such as jumping in front of a train?
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>>717196453
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>>717194786
getting fucked up with gf and friends
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>>717196543
Of course I would, I said as much didn't I?
You said he shouldn't kill himself with a train because it might hurt the feelings of bystanders.
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>>717196270
>>717196332
I worked with train drivers and this would fuck some of them up. It's nothing to do with being a millennial, if you're forced to splatter some dude it'll have its effects regardless of age.
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Mostly sitting in my flat all alone playing videogames and listening to shitty techno but some guy who lives in the flat across from me agreed to go into the garden and fuck around with some sparklers
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>>717196685
They sound
W E A K
E
A
K
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>>717196387
Wow, you guys sound like total pieces of shit, have fun with that, I hope your little brother gets addicted to heroine or something.
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>>717196685
Idk I feel like it wouldnt bother me that much. I mean I'd prefer not to splatter a guy, but I can't imagine it would affect me.
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>>717194786
alone. On the computer. Like you. like the guy above me. Like everyone on this god forsaken website.
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>>717195498
classic new years

plus I'll probably masturbate
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>>717194786
With my gf at a girl's place who has a fear of guys (because raped) but still invited me (we barely know eachother), and some of her friends I don't know.
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>>717196734
homo
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>>717194786
>"getting drunk on the best whisky I can afford, alone in my room"
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>>717196543
I always imagined that the best way to go would be to skydive, strip naked while in freefall, and go into a nosedive aiming for someone.
But if I actually do it I will probably just do a snap-neck hanging off the train bridge or something.
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>>717196919

In commemoration of your deep insights, I will light one just for you
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>>717195663
>joins military
>complains about working new years
You've only got yourself to blame you mongrel. Have fun slaving for a government you'll never have any power over.
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>>717196993
>says the guy who pays taxes
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>>717196840
Rape her
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>>717197072
>>717196993
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>>717196809
I could kidnap a 12 year old girl, blackmail her into fucking me, and then give her a shotgun and force her to blow my fucking brains out.
That was actually a dream I had once.
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>>717197072

>wat is VAT
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>>717194786
drinking alone and messaging a fuck buddy on facebook while masturbating to Moana R34.

It's already 2017 in New Zealand so happy new year, faggots.
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>>717194786
getting drunk at home, by myself
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>>717194786
If my dad won't be in town tonight, I'll probably drive out to the closest lake alone, listen to music, and chill.

I enjoy my alone time, and I can't ever really daydream and think around other people.
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>>717194786
Probably staying home with my family and maybe after going to meet up with friends to blow up cat anus or something
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>>717196840
I probably won't get any attention, R.I.P.
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jacking off cold and alone
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>>717194786
Staying home and watching my dog because fireworks and cunt neighbours.
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>>717197088
>dubs of truth
Only possible action
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>>717196920
Don't forget a bottle of acetaminophen for guaranteed liver failure.

>>717197164
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>>717195663
faggot you're in the armed forces get over it.

holy fuck go bitch to the guy who is 20+ years in who can't remember what a holiday with his family really feels like.

Also,
>navy
>ever
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Probably alone at home because I'm ill, but if I feel better I'll be spending it at my friends getting drunk in a hot tub. Tomorrow I'll eat with family or sleep, again depending on how I feel.
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>>717194786
Flew down to Vegas with my two best friends. We've been here 26 hours and the times are good.
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>>717197340
Which hotel?
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>>717196177
why should you care about others if you are dead?
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>>717195663
Fuckin non-rates
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>>717197272
T-thanks for the you......?
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>>717194786
My little brother is having a party at the house, so I have to choose between sitting at my room playing gta and listening to retarded drunk people, or go get drunk myself. Think i'm gonna do that even tho i'm kinda tired of partying. Come to think of it i'm pretty tired of everything.
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>>717197356
A nice one on the strip ;)
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>>717194786
kill, marry, kill, ???, kill, kill, fuck?, kill, double kill, fuck
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>>717197467
Nice. Stayed at the MGM last time I was there.
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>>717194786
Alone because I have no friends
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CUTE
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>>717197505
You wouldn't fuck the baby? What kind of degenerate are you?
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>>717197460
Fucking kill someone at the party, if not someone, yourself, fucking hang yourself where someone would find you. I would.
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>>717197554
I've actually never been here before this trip and I've met a lot of cool people and made a bit of money so I'm pretty happy. You ever been here for NYE?
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Literally all my posts this year have been dubs. Also it's 2017 for me already. If this post isn't duns or better I will masturbate to trap porn.
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>>717194786
Like this right now. I'll be banging one of them for sure in about an hour or 2. You're all Losers. Kill yourselves.
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>>717198009
sure mate
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>>717194786
I wish I spent it alone, I really do.

Apparently this year people had to pay for fireworks. So my friends and I had to walk to the public vantage points.
We all had booze we were excited to drink, since it's new year's. But every spot is alcohol free.
After we decided to leave,it took is fucking 2 hours on a train to get home. Midnight was about 3/4 into the trip.
Now we are all sitting around in silence wondering why we even bothered trying to have a nice time.
Fuck cities and Fuck new years
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>>717198009
Right mate. Just do a google search of that image. Enjoy your pathetic lonely NYE though
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>>717198009
bl chief i already fucked all of them and infected them with aids
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>>717198041
Kys faggot you can't handle it u NEET VIRGIN BOIII
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>>717198290
>kys
>BOIII
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>>717198009
That's a common image on /b/ for, "oh hey anon, I didn't know you were home, we were just X, do you want to try?"
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>>717198009
Who would actually arrange their couches like that?
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>>717198489
females
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>>717198079
>But every spot is alcohol free.
Drink anyway? What's going to happen?
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>>717198548
fines im guessing
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Twilight Zone marathon. Because I'm an incredible faggot
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>>717195663
I used to take duty for 200$. Holidays $300. Niggas paid me in the barracks well. But we're Marines not fudge packing floating seamen skins.
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>>717197769
I'm never gonna kill myself without trying to shake up my life first. Take up a major fucking loan and just hop on a train to brazil or something and live like a king and see what happens.
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Wanking then going sleep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFsQBuJWw
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>>717195150
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>>717198776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgUYLV3v6U
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Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf
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I'm going to stay up all night smoking crack and masturbating to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Y5Dhzciyc&feature=youtu.be
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>>717194786
My girlfriend is going to come over, we'll give each other our Christmas gifts(she's spending the night, but Idk how that'll go) and Idk about the rest, seeing as how she's pissed off at me for almost cheating, due to hypomania
But whatever, it's fine, I'll just relax until she's here
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>>717198830
MODS
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Sharing this couch with 2 of my cousins friends, plus her autismo cat that seems to have some kind of learning disability, it's a fucking retarded specimen
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>>717198830
M O D S
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>>717194786

Celebrating it with my girl and my friends at a house party, gonna call my parents afterwards.
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>>717195663
what is the issue with your skin? also dude walking around without a jawline/chin like that looks brutal sorry about working new years
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Family and friends coming over to get fucked up at my in home bar and theatre room.
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>>717198985
Creepshots?
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>>717199575
Going to be difficult (hair on pic is myself), one is doing whatever in the bathroom, two are cooking up booze and the fourth one isn'5 coming until in 1.5 hours
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>>717194786
Going to spend most of it alone after I cook myself a nice meal and take a nice long post workout bath.

A girl I'm fucking might come over when she gets bored of her friends.

>spent the whole week house partying and going to the best bars I know so I could enjoy this nice quiet evening
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>>717200381
You WISH you had it this good.
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>>717200464
I do have it this good.

Whether YOU believe it or not is your issue.
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>>717200755
Checked
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>>717200755
Good for you
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Why am I celebrating it alone.
I want to be with someone somewhere partying?
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>>717194786

I didn't celebrate it.

>11:something PM
>Playing vidya
>hear party going on over the road
>can faintly hear "3!...2!...1!"
>keep playing vidya as normal
>mfw
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>>717200548
Mate, people who have it this good don't come on 4chan and especially don't come to brag to people who are feeling down.
You're literally only fooling yourself for no other reason that to boost your ego at the expense of the self confidence of others. Seriously, kys
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>>717194786
not so much celebrating as i am getting day drunk with my family
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>>717201372
>Taking a bath
>Working out
>Cooking for yourself
>Going to bars
>Having a fuck buddy

That's low level having it good IMO.
I still
>am a student
>live in a small rented appartment
>need familial and state help for money
>have internet/smoking/drinking addiction issues to kick

And that's just superficially presenting myself.

You're fooling yourself if you think only people down on their luck come to 4chan.
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Going to spend it with a few friends, drinking booze and lmaoing
Then going for a walk sometime in the night
Nothing special
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>>717194786
Sleeping.
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>>717196332
>>717197357
>>717196778
>>717196809

>Trynna be a tough guy on the internet on new years eve.. Jesus
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