wife dressed as leia. give me ideas how to fuck her. she will

>>717194127
We'll need a Timestamp
And lightsabre in pooper!

>>717194127
Tits and timestamp

Post them titties. I don't care if this is real or not.

Timestamp
Then chain her up and pretend your fat ass is jabba the hutt

>>717194127
Give her more booze to make her passout sooner

>>717194667
this

>>717194127
We need proof, Obi

>>717194127
Dress up as han solo and fuck in the missionary position.

Be sure to make lots of uncomfortable eye contact

>>717194127
She doesn't look drunk

>>717194127
>wearing a bra

She's not dressed as Leia

>>717194127
OP? Where are you now?

>>717194667
Somebody is there more of this?
That's fucking hot as

>>717194903
True! Well spotted sir

>>717194127
>Star Wars cosplay
>erotic Star Wars cosplay at that
>wearing a bra
George Lucas didn't make many rules for universal conduct in his galaxy far, far away, but there are no bras in space.

>>717194127
When she passes out put on a Chewbacca costume, gargle something viscous and do a big wookie poop on her.

Record for future keks/faps

Get Vader costume

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she's drunk but not out yet. pic was from earlier. how would you fuck her? give me some ideas b

>>717194947
Theres a R34 thread going right now

>>717195539
Take this opportunity to loosen up her asshole, and fuck it till it bleeds.

>>717195539
>>717195654
Seconding this and leave stuff inside when not in use.

>>717195539
Go shit in a condom, freeze it and shit fuck her shit hole.

>>717195539
That smile says, "bend me over and pound my backdoor"

And just in case you're too vanilla, now's the time to teach her strangling.

>>717195539
Still no timestump

>>717195539
With a face like that, definitely doggy

>>717195539
mouth fuck her and blow your load into one of her nostrils

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>>717195746
>>717195654
her ass is sore from falling on ice. she's never let me fuck her ass so it would be rape if i did it when she's out. would she notice when she woke up? where should I cum?

>>717195737
Bump for creativity

>>717195881
Just cum in her ass, don't worry she'll never notice.

She's not dressed as Leia, for one.
And no timestamp.
Since she's that drunk, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to obtain a fuggin tits timestamp.

Take this shit elsewhere fag.

>>717195966
until she shits

>>717195539
Go edge until she's out, have a cum fiesta on her hair

use a hair dryer to dry the cum (optional)
spread her hair out so it dries into a magnificent mane(optional)

>>717195881
Fucking blow your load on her face. Take a pic, then wipe it off. Also, timestamp. No longer entertaining this without one as you've already lied about the clothes.

>>717195898
>Bumping a comment (for creativity)
My sides

>>717195881
>fucking your wife when she's passed out
>worried about taking rape to a higher level
Enjoy the tight hole, it's yours.

>>717195539
Tie her up naked in woods just off hiking trail with a sign that says free fuck

>>717196008
Yes Yes Yes

>>717196089
yes!

>>717194127
Leia is dead, so you'll need to kill her first if this gonna be a believable cosplay.

>>717196049
He's not going to timestamp. Fag snagged a pic he thought was supposed to be a Leia costume.
Fuck this thread.

>>717194947
>>717194492

>>717196261
Woops, intended to just share that thread. The fact I got that quote in there is ironic though, kekeroni.

>>717196089
>>717196178
I'll have what they're having

>>717194127
why not fuck her while she is awake..

>>717194127
Just make sure you shoot first.

>>717194127

put it in her vagina

>>717197727
nasty

>>717194127
Get your friend to dress up as vader and fuck her, walk in on them

>>717194127
Grab her by the pussy

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Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf

Kill her mom

>>717196954
>why not fuck her while she is awake..
Exactly. If she's half in the bag, now's your chance to get that blowjob you always wanted. Get a drooly BJ, a nice titfuck and finish in her hair because that's kinky. Give her a nice shower and tuck her in bed. You'll probably wake up hard as a rock in an hour. Eat her out slowly until she has a screaming orgasm, jerk it off onto her tits while she's still panting. Rub it in and tell her you're part of her. Roll her on her side and snuggle her back to sleep.

Tomorrow she'll be horny af and will want to give you that kneeling porno BJ you always wanted.

Happy New Year.

>>717194127
Drain her bank accounts, charge a lot of things to her credit cards and then flee the country, then she will be fucked good