Post a picture of crystal meth on his timeline with him saying "1st time trying this! Can't stop fapping! Haha this stuff is crazy!"
Next, post Loli on his thread. Then message friends of his asking if they want to try some meth and ask I they want to wack off together.
This will make everyone think he's gone completely insane and completely destroy his life. Do it.
Here's a photo of him
gonna post this picture as a profile pic when im leaving
Thinking about posting this with a picture
Las Vegas is the best, while high on meth I bought 3 strpiers and found my ultimate fetish. Im a necrophilia I just love how the feeling of them being lifeless. Like just think about it. (He flew to Vegas just a day ago)
nevermind, cover was blown already
you could have had some fun pretending to be him and making people in his life angry with him, but instead it was an obvious "hacked xDD"
OP remove pic then make profile public. Then make new male fb account on phone and post to his walll:
Dan, I am sorry. I know I promised but I just can't stand it anymore. I don't want to be your dirty secret anymore.
>just start with commenting slightly mean stuff on everyone's posts
anyway, do this. Just comment basic shit like "lol you're fucking stupid" on posts that deserve it, "lol fags" on people who look like fags, etc. then post and say you are drunk as fuck so it would seem reasonable for him to do this shit
Send dick picks to his family members
You seriously think that? He's not going to do anything, and certainly isn't going to do anything he said he would do. Everyone that voted for him got conned. The presidency is merely a hobby for him, for now. Another "lookie what I did!" notch on his belt, that he's already getting bored with. He hasn't even been attending his Presidential briefings, how is he going to do anything or make any changes, when he doesn't even care about being briefed on how to do all the things he promised? You voted for an amphetamine prescription drug addict (look it up, fact check it) who can't even focus for 5 minutes on his new job.
He already said flatout that everything he said was just a game, just for his campaign, and that he only said he'd do those things so he could convince voters to vote for him.
And that's from his own mouth. (Again, feel free to fact check, in fact I urge you to)
Enjoy your 4 years of absolutely nothing, and probably Pence taking the reins after Donald gets bored enough to abandon the presidency, like all the countless other projects he bailed out on.
Check his messsage history to see if any girls have sent nudes. Post nudes.