Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content.
>Screw that, post lewd
>Most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Family business and Christmas, that's busy enough. I think. I still have some chores to do as well... that I have never really put any effort to doing...
Definitely. That's why she's mine and mine alone.
I see you often but never said hi to you.
ur waifu a cute.
You leave my waifu alone. And I talk to you all the time anonymously
Same here. I'm planning on going up to visit my buddy in Arizona in the next few weeks, so i'm excited about that.
Meh I prefer my meet medium rare, not well done. If you can even call Hanako that.
Fucked my grammar so I did a re post.
> Meduim rare
> Not eating it directly off a live cow
Gid gud m8s
>Not eating it directly off a live cow girl
Sorry Heather-anon, wherever you are
I just said she's cute!
>Fucked my grammar so I did a re post.
You mean spelling and grammar you did it in this post as well
Yeah but it's a lot better than when i visited him in Iowa when he lived there.
How come? and what have we talked about before?
It is really beautiful out there. But holy hell it was hot and humid there.
It's a modern plague.
This is what we get instead of locusts and boils
We talked about your evil waifu and I don't know I guess i was born shy or something. why did such an evil woman capture you heart?
9pm here. Almost New Years.
Its more that every day, we move further from Gods light.
I want the locusts. We can kill those.
Well that's how you like it I thought. Hot and sweaty
What if your waifu used or at least owned a Galil?
I want off this ride.
Only when i'm with you.
That would be fuckin sweet. I would shoot it all the time.
>being that far in the future
How's it going?
I'm pretty alright
Sorry for not replying in the last thread, I was busy with something
Wait what did you say when we last spoke i can't remember who you were?
And Nui's fun, not evil! you simply just see the world in Ryuko's eyes, foolish one!
Well she's talented, cute, and i like here fun nature a lot, did i mention she's cute?
Oh I would drop this in a second if I could just kiss you
rei smells like blood
I don't know how you can defend such a beast. And I don't remember what we talked about because I'm currently medicated.
It's fine I think I got distracted or slept a bit more or something anyway.
This beast is of the greatest kind, you can't find one more cute and lovable.
Wait what do you mean?
pretty bad but i don't like to complain..
just pain killers, nothing serious, i think, anyway i don't think she likes hairless apes..
I would gladly respond to your fiery passion with my own.
Smells like LCL.
She has a cute smile.
Oh I just want to grope you right now
She looks like she could take a pounding or two.
Then why don't you remember?
You just make her sound more perfect, and yet nothing can get any more perfect.
I'd love to feel your hands rubbing and squeezing me.
Pretty good. How about yourself?
You don't like to complain?
Pretty good, but sleepy. Woke up a couple of hours ago after 5 hours sleep.
I feel like there's a reason why we got rid of most of them...
What the heck makes her perfect? She's so mean!
It's too bad that's her only smile.
Yeah I don't like when people worry about me. I've been in this hospital for a few days and I haven't called my mom.
Because they wanted to be free. Id go with the Queen over our government any day tbh.
Why have you been in hospital? Something happen?
5 hours is pretty standard for me, but it's still tiring as hell.
I'd go with the queen over our government too, to be honest. We're currently going through Thatcher 2.0 after all
My spleen burst and I was fainting a lot because of it
Oh boi,how I wish! Even tho there is a chance to die of snu-snu. But worth it!
Canonically it tastes like blood though I don't know what it smells like.
If she's mean to you then you deserve it, you must've done something very taboo.
Oh right i think i remember now, you said something how you would have fallen for the same bait Ryuko did on their first encounter, something about getting triggered you said.
Death by snu-snu is probably the domain of Pochaco
Oh I would love to do it all over your soft supple body
Oh, SHeeit nice. I guess ISIS won't be fucking with her then.
Thatcher was bad enough. At least the Queen supported Brexit.
Death ny snu-snu!
I never really get more than 3 at a time usually
Ouch. Are you doing alright now?
Honestly the next few years this government is going to be insufferable I can tell.
That's really not great, it only happens to me when I'm working on stuff.
Isn't it the Eva's blood?
I don't think I've talked about Ryuko, but yeah I would have killed Nui for killing my daddy.
Nooo I think i'm about to faint again.. i'm going all vertigo again
Indeed, it is revealed to be so.
Though I don't doubt that it could also be piss.
Pretty good,m8. Nice pic BTW. Very and ever astonishing *lenny face*
LCL is amniotic fluid. Almost literally.
We went from a joke to a stingy bastard.
Just thinking about it is getting me all hot. Anywhere in particular you would pay special attention to?
You mean tried, and that's ridiculous you know that!
What do you mean?
Metropolis is fucking weird. But I cant help laughing at it.
Shouldn't you be resting then?
I'm a programmer, so I work on computer stuff. I've got a couple of games I'm working on at the moment, it's neat.
I mean we went from a pigfucker to the second coming of Thatcher
I'm sad I can't save these cute Lewds and I would be all over those thighs
>I'm a programmer
I guess its worse than budgie smugglers.
You acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider
Yeah, it's super fun work. Stressful, but fun.
You're a nerd!
I'm your nerd though~
I'll be sure to share them with you when you are able to again. Mmm that would feel amazing~.
Oh I'm sure other spots would also get my interest >>717190620
Where have you been? We've been doing this for weeks
But it's more fun to do it here.
Video games, mainly.
And I'm yours.
Yep. Well if you're gonna be doing something with your life you might as well do something you can have fun with.
That's a good way to look at things
Goodnight, see you later
I cant imagine that it would be safe over there either, unless more is being done in England to curb the shitskibs.
I wonder what those could be~.
None that I can show off or talk about at this stage, I'm afraid.
Eh, it's not that bad in Scotland.
Well I've never grabbed someone's butt before so maybe I'd try that
Unfortunately not, this is just me and Tomo. Sorry~.
Well then, you can grab it all you want~.
Nah, Scotlands fairly independent.
Also, its 45 minutes till new years.
Hunger games - 24 in
Scotland should be totally independent, but you know.
You doing anything for new years? Getting drunk or anything?
Well I'd have to try it and I guess make out while doing it
Cant get drunk due to antibiotics. I just finished watching Metropolis with my sister and her friend though.
I suppose i'd reach down and give yours a squeeze as well while we're at it. Alright i gotta go to bed now. We'll continue the sexy talk later ok?
Alright goodnight Hanako and I can't wait
Ah right. Shite way of spending the new year, to be honest. If you're not getting fucking ruined it's just a little upsetting.
Dude, she just saved us from a major terror attack in a relevant first world nation. I should watch what ever animu Cirno is from. >>>/pol/105077777
Alright i'm going to bed. I hope you all enjoy your new years eve! Goodnight everyone.
Me either. Goodnight Tomoko my love.
I could just take Endone.
Anon here who told me to kms?
I passed out yesterday, still have some questions for you
A class 1 narcotic used for painkillers.
Because its really the only way I can get close to drunk.
It doesn't sound like a good idea.
Its not that bad. Controlled because its a prescription
Oh, you meant you're actually prescribed it? That's not so bad.
HAVE YOU BECOME THE SWOLE PATROL YET?!
I dont need it but they still gave it to me.
Not lies. I know what you're like on barracks :^(
I'M NO BULLI
SWOLE AS FUCK
I didn't even do anything beside make a mannequin :^(