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Trips decides what I do to my beard, shape I cut it in etc. There

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Trips decides what I do to my beard, shape I cut it in etc. There is not a ton of room but I'll try my best.

I gotta shave my Amish beard and mustache. Let's make it happen /b
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>>717179337
A side angle view.

ALSO trips can tell me how long to keep it growing, if you really want to torture me and make it impossible for me to get a job.
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>>717179337
The other side.
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>>717179337

Shave it completely, you look like a hobo.
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>>717179337
rolling for ask /fa/
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>>717179337
Shave dicks on both sides
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>>717179337
If you gotta shave it anyway, why make it something that'll take forever to get?
Just rever goatee that motherfucker. It'll look less retarded than it does currently.
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>>717179600
reroll
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leave only the hair on your neck witch you touch in no way
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>>717179651
again
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>>717179337
Shave it all off but save the hair and glue it on your forehead.
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>>717179669
Fuck!
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Shave it with fire.
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>>717179337
Trim it down to about 3/4", won't be so bad and might look a lot better.
Also trim it down a bit more from the sideburn area down, so it looks nice and even with your hair and gets gradually more thicker.
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Shave into Wayne Static goatee
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>>717179792
Roll
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>>717179529
That's a clever idea.

>>717179619
You mean just grow a goatee for eternity? Sounds interesting.
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Rolling for hitter stache.
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>>717179826
Re
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>>717179792
Reroll
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Rolling for hitler stache.
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just trim it down to about 2-4mm and for remove the fluff around your lips.

Maybe sculpt under your chin.
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>>717179807
Re
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>>717179792
Trips for this
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>>717179910

Go hitler
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>>717179792
Reeee
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>>717179962

Triple hitler
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>>717179981

Quad hitler
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>>717179792
I like where this is going.

>>717179805
Rational decision, I like it.
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>>717179829
No, I mean wherever you would have a normal goatee shave that shit.
You will be left with a scruffy disgusting hobo beard that looks patchy as fuck. It will look retarded, but less retarded than your current setup
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>>717179792
Fire shave
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>>717179928
Metric wielding faggot
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Shave your cheeks into swastikas
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>>717180006

Hitlerrrr
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>>717180099
Rerolll
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shave it all except for three long strips that hang down from your chin, like hair penises.
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>>717180086
Well excuse me for NOT BEING FREE
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>>717179807
Yas
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Rolling for a monkey tail
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>>717180099
Roll
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>>717180099
Re
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>>717180007
Nothing more manly then a well groomed beard, the women love it.
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>>717180099
Trips
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Can you please say adolf
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don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of sexy girls of your city
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>>717180011
Gigantic fucking mutton chops? okay!

>>717179962
Encouraging this.

What's it gonna be? :^)
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>>717180138
You know what? You ARE excused for not being free! Yeah, now what?!?!
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>>717180016
Roll
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>>717180290

Sexy adolf
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>>717180099
Rereolll
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Dye it gray
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>>717179337
I've gotto say, OP, that is the shittiest beard I have seen in a while. What's up with the see-through look? Remember, just shave it clean unless you've got viking genes.
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light it on fire
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>>717180099
Relll
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shave it off, but keep the longest hairs and glue them back on your mustache to make it extra bushy.
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>>717179337
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rip it off with hands
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>>717180419
This
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hitler stash
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Hitler
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>>717180452
Rollator
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>>717180391
Pale skin and bright lights show it up like a bitch, also it's only average thickness to begin with. Looks pretty lame but it's fun, Will try it again in a few years when I have more hair follicles to grow.

>>717180370
That will take a trip to the store to do.
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ROLLING FOR MEIN FUHER
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>>717180292
I don't know. I never got this far.

Also OP stop being a fag and decide for your self you whiny little faggot.

You won't do what the winrar says anyway.
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Why even bother trying to maintain something a half step above a neckbeard? It'll just look like shit until you're able to grow a full beard.

Fire shave.
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trim it down some then shave with duct tape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fcUGb44CL4
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piss on youre self then light it on fire
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>>717180452
roll
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>>717180517
rolling
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Rolling for Hitler
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>>717180522
roll for der führer
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Clean shave with a razer that beard looks fuckin' gross my friend.
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>>717179337
Do swastikas on both sides then do a dick on the center.
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Shave it like this guy from the hunger games
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>>717180914
reroll
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hitler mustache, try and shave swastikas on your cheeks
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Put cum on it.
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>>717179792
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>>717180839
roll
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>>717180449
Sauce?
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shave that garbage you look like trash from what i can see and im sure the rest of your face sucks too
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Shave by pulling out each individual hair with tweezers. Leave mein fuhrer stache and small goatee
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>>717180839
reroll für der fuhrer
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Shave it off then eat the hair like a hot dog in a bread with ketchup,mayo & mustard.
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>>717181117
reroll fucccc
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Fire shave then piss on your beard to put it out
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Never shave your beard until you die.
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>>717181144
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt fucking reroll
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>>717181161
Ro
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>>717181161
Reroll
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Hitler?! :(
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>>717180991

Fire shave? :^)
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Make a cake with it and then give it to your lil cousins,semen & piss too pls
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show boibutt
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>>717181161
Rollllll
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>>717181161
Roll
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>>717181266
Yes
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>>717181161
Trips
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Shave it with a 1000 degree knife like the russian cunt on ytb
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HITLER GOD DAMNIT
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>>717181266
Do it
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>>717181418
Roll!
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van dyke and plenty of mustache wax
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Fire shave
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>>717181418
rollerino
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Shave you're entire body
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>>717181161
Rolling
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>>717181492
reroll
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roll ->shave it into a smoothie and drink it
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>>717179337
shave it off, it looks like shit
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>>717181161
Rerolling
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>>717181550
rolling for this
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Slice it off w a knife
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fire shave
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>>717181266
Roll for fire shave
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shave it and then smoke the hair.
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>>717181524
this, shave everything but your scalp and eyebrows. post before and after.
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Hitler please
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Fire shave with piss to put it out
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>>717181649
reroll
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>>717181681
Roll
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Grow it up to 1 meter
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>>717181649
rollll
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>>717181660

See no I imagined everything, even eyebrows. +plus one if he kept the hitler stache though
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>>717181681
Re
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Go go power adolf!
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Rolling for hitler stache
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>>717181749

Go go go power adolf
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>>717181754
reroll
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>>717181681
Rooool
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shave it of and then sniff it
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>>717181681
This
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>>717181781
roll
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>>717181808
888
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>>717181681
Trips
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OP will fucking deliver!

>>717181720
Hell yeah!

>>717181649
I like the way you think.

>Fire...
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Adolf
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>>717181754
roll
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>>717181781
>>717181808
nigger
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>>717179337
Just shave it completly
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>>717181681
R
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>>717181866
Oh forgot pick! Here it is!
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>>717179337
shave moustache
go allahu akbar
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Alright, screw it, I'm going to bed, but one last roll for the hell of it. Show me Adolf Hitlers signature stache for number 999!
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Fire shave piss put out
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shave everything including head
mix hair with glue
make hair glue sculpture
post results and nudes
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>>717181984
roll
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>>717181982
Got it
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>>717181960

Hitler
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>>717181999
winrar?
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>>717181999

WINRAR
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>>717181984
unreasonable roll
gonna suggest mutton chops
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>>717181999

WINZIP
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>>717181999
Fuck would have much rather had the fire shave
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>>717181999
winrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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>>717182042
>>717182055
then you should have rolled trips you flaccid fucks
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>>717182042

How in the hell is that unreasonable? Weird, yes! But possible my friend!
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>>717181999
WINRAR
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>>717179337
Shout Allahu Akbar in a busy area. Watch people flee in terror as you laugh.
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Fire shave then throw a cup of piss in your face to put it out
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>>717181984
didn't expect this to win
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>>717182135
Rerolling
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>>717181999
You got to be fucking shitting me.

Lord KEK please help my poor soul.
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>>717182135
Roll
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>>717182187

Yo, fuck, someone won already
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cut the half of the beard & smoke it,and the other half put it on fire
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>>717182203

Fucking do it and be next king of /b/, picture it now! Internet points!
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>>717182232
roll
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this
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>>717182265

Pls stop
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>>717182135
roll
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>>717182263
You're ruining it!
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>>717182315

How? I would do it for the internet points.
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>>717180591
Average thickness... For a baby?
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>>717179337
Is that you, Abe?

>Trim it all down (WAY down) to a tame short length
>Line it up. Make it a bit thinner than it is naturally
>Thinner on sides, thicker on bottom
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Fire shave it!
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>>717182203
OP here, I'm fucking scared.

Currently delivering please keep thread active!
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>>717182135
This would have been better
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>>717182495

Post a progress pic to prove it
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>>717182495
send nudes
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>>717181117
reroll but just eat it dry no condiments nothing to drink
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What the people truly wanted
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>>717182572
the drink could be piss with semen,right?
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>>717182495
A legend among men, Godspeed OP
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>>717182531
i 2nd
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>>717181026
https://youtu.be/ajX6CGDMvB8
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>>717179337
I saw you with somone at the sunset restaurant Friday morning I was staring at your friend and wondering why you two were more than once touching cups. Cheers and cheers again
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>>717180452
Reroll for hitler
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deliver already fag
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>>717179337
Hitler Hitler Hitler
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Rer
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>>717179337

ROLLING FOR SENECA FROM THE HUNGER GAMES.
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Shave your whole body & then eat the hair like a burrito
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Come on already
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>>717182702

OP is full of shit
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Rereroll
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>>717182955
reroll
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Trip god
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Rerereroll
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SENECA GET.
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Checkem
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Shave it and then put it on your anus
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best real porn site ever? go.
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>>717183122
reroll
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deliver
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sniff it
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bumping for interest
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I don't care about black or Hispanic people
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>>717183123
zoosexfarm com
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Let's see some progress nigger
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Shave it and then make a soup with it,then eat it.
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>>717183282
reroll
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Fire shave it pls
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>>717183466
roll
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OP HERE.

Hitler stache because some of you asked for it. Still shaving the rest.
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fuk it,i'm leaving
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>>717183502
are you going to do the glue thing?
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>>717183502
good man, keep going
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>>717183502
I doubt he will shave his head and eyebrows too
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>>717181161
REROOOLL
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>>717183502
All this hype for nothing,OP piece of shit!
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>>717183502
Thats not a hitler stach
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>>717183700
this
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>>717183700
STILL SHAVING. DON'T WORRY.
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>>717183774
if you're OP,please send nudes.
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keep that razor hummin OP
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You see you fucks had we just went with fire shave with piss put off we wouldn't be waiting all this time for a shit request
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>>717183774
pls
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Bump
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>>717183030
If you bother to use those little piggie eyes you'll see we have had our winrar
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>>717179600
Rollerino
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do nothing to it>>717182272
RIP Lemmy
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This is exactly why you don't give outlandish request fucking keep it simple
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Deliver OP
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>>717179337
Make sure you sculpt the hair into a swastika at least.
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>>717184900
true
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>>717184900
check also bump
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>>717184900
also nice dubs
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doooo eeeet f4gt
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>>717185055
another dubs,noice
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>>717184745
I'M WORKING ON IT.

ALSO CLIPPERS ARE CLOGGING UP WITH SHITTY HAIR.
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>>717185128
Yeah! the head hair too shet
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>>717185128
OP is gud OP.
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>>717185128
Don't forget the eyebrows
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>>717185128
Fuck this is to long to stick around for
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OP, I'm the person who got trips

forget the full body shave and glue, we'll be here all night, just do your head since you're already doing that

post pile of hair, and post a nude please
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>>717185308
he's right,send nudes please OP
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>>717185128
OP, keep it going
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>>717185308
This is not the guy that rolled trips I am. OP just fire shave your head give us a vid put it out with piss or water but piss is preferred so we can move on from this.
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>>717185511
clever ruse anon, rolling doubles like that

but your punctuation is wrong
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>>717185128
I'm counting on you op
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>>717185511
you're not the guy that rolled those trips,it was me.
OP please do a hot dog with your hair and eat it with a drink,but the drink needs to be piss with semen and all that shet
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OP notice that nowhere in my post did I mention anything about piss or fire shaving

these men are impostors

please be safe and use only approved shaving methods

also nudes please
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>>717185837
fucc off impostor,you shall not pass! fucking impostor piece of shit,you killed my dad when i was eight and now you're just hating on me and all that shet,because of you mom worked so hard selling rotten beans in that weir filipinian store,and she was always happy cuz she she fucced with a filipino guy that had a big cock and raped me and then there was michael jackson and he help me survive all that but you came back and then cut off my balls and now i can't nut.
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>>717185758
no it was me who rolled trips. OP must shave his eyebrows.
also nudes
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>>717186056
roll your own trips you filthy squatter
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>>717181984
>>717185308
>>717185837
>>717185397
>>717184212
So many gay guys in this thread
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>>717186208
so?
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>>717186208
nobody cares kys
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>>717186237
Atleast take out your buttplug when you're talking to people. Degenerate fuck.
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>>717186148
fuk u,i got dubs once in this thread so stfu u dirty hoe
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>>717186129
fucc off,u killed my dade and that it's not god mhan,u fuk it up man,u kys
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>>717186474
good for you
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hey OP how are those nudes coming
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>>717186605
that's me right there,see? who's the winner now?who's the fucking winner now cunt?
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>>717186735
>that's me right there,see?
you're a urinal with a piss bag on it?
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>>717186877
what? do u think i'm a fricking human? no man,i'm a fucking urinal,yeah,love it.
Nice dubs tho.
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>>717179337
Hey butthole, how's the progress?
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OP is kill
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OP always a faggot, doesnt delivar
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