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NZ / New Zealand Thread Countdown to the new year edition.

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NZ / New Zealand Thread

Countdown to the new year edition.

Don't tell me all you normalfaggots are out partying
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>>717177491
>implying Dunedin friendship crew isn't getting skunk face at mine
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>>717177608
Can confirm. Some of us are drunker than others
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>>717177491
nah mane, drinking alone deciding if i should an hero or not
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>>717178026
At least wait till 2017 anon so I'm not alone ;_;

>captcha: select all fireworks
>pic related
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Sitting alone thanks to not wanting to drink like 8- 10 beers in a row.
Literally everyone I know under 30 has been drinking since about 4pm.

No alcoholism here lads kek
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first new years alone and sober. its actually kinda nice.
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>>717178640
I'm already on 4 and have 5 left.

I probably should have planned.

Being broke sucks dick, oh well at least I had a pretty good christmas consisting of 2 boxes, 1 bottle of Jack Daniels and 2 tins.
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alone and sober in welly - its fucken grand
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got some 151 proof rum probs just going sit alone and attempt to ingest it.

>Being social on nye
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Nelsonfag here less then two hours til I kill myself.
How do you think I should do it?
I was thinking of hacking my hand off with a knife.
It'l be painful, bloody, impressive and mayne even a little symbolic.
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>>717180234
don't care the method at least cam it
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>>717180234
stay awake to death

livestream it
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Anyone selling in Tauranga?
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>>717180234
Nigs if you were actually serious you'd have planned it, that's suicide 101
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worst suicide of 2017
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>>717180381
>>717180393
>>717180708
>>717180804
Love homies.
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hey who dunedin here

>>717180234
cut throat with blunt knife, make sure you stream anon!!
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>>717180855
Oh good we're back to (you)'s instead of god damn ...'s

>why are (you)'s even back?
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>>717180234
could always go with a classic
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sittin here alone at home :DD kill me now
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don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of horny whores of your city: http://ww.vg/pIS7
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>>717181370
Enjoy your 3-day vacation, Bot-kun.

Also thanks for the bump you automated faggot
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>>717181370
>tfw couldn't even get a hook up on grindr except for some crusty 50yo
>considered it
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Greetings from across the ditch in Australia
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>>717181010
Here fam. We going to the octy later
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>>717181558
where you at ausbro
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>>717181558
Plans for New Years bro?
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>>717181542
I don't even have the old fellas message me on grindr.

Maybe I just look way too tough haha.
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>>717181709
SA

>>717181899
Just drinking at home, bro! You?
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>>717182015
Same here. I burned out on Christmas so a bit low on cash. Bit over an hour to go
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eating chicken curry in wellington

the curry is good
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Yet another anon, alone and sober over new years, fucking yay.......
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Why are you all sober? How is it possible that you're all more broke than me?
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>>717182483
Sober because no one is selling any weed, not really one for alcohol unless it's spirits which I can't afford, and aside from the codiene I took earlier which don't seem to have worked I have no other methods of being intoxicated
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I love you all, I loved this year.
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>>717182767
Why?
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don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of horny AU and NZ girls of your city on http://ww.vg/pIS7
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this thread is going to die before 2017 isn't it?
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>>717183653
;_;
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>>717183042
YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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>>717183012
because its been the most interesting year for me since 2001 I fukin loved it b/ro and love my nzg fags here too
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I don't even know why I bother, no one cares

I'm gonna go have a sad cum and cry myself to sleep, later anons
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>>717185022
gn bro
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>>717185022
night dude
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>>717185022
good night sweet prince
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Have a good one guys.
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See you guys in 2017! Looks like the ship is going to go down before the years end
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>>717186189
wot

fkn lesbian
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Stay strong lads
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TFW friend gets too smashed and you have to babysit him instead of doing what you planned originally
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>>717186598
>having friends
>complaining
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It's 2017 wop de do.
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i love new zealand
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happy 2-17
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>>717187191
I hate you.
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Happy New Year bros!
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Happy New Years, faggots.
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It can only go up from here right?
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>>717187595
>implying
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>>717182749
fucking tell me about it, was planning on getting toasted and watch john mayers where the light is tour in 1080p
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I know its just any other day but I still feel like shit that all my mates are out and I'm by my fucking self.
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>>717188002
nah you're with your real friends
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>>717186993
They're not what they're cracked up to be, wish o didn't have them sometimes. Life was more likely when I didn't have any but it was a hell of a lot less stressful
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>>717188128
Cheers
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Well that was uneventful.

Night
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>>717188425
It's not the new year yet mate.
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>>717188550
>1st January, 2017, 12:30am
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>>717188550
maybe not for burgers
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>>717189035
>>717188934
My bad, forgot kiwi's existed. Happy new year from roo land
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>>717189095
I think you miscounted the stars on your way in mate
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I just love being on the internet in bed
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>>717188550
good to see you're still here based aussiebro
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>>717190326
thats me waking up, every day
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>tfw im 20 and looking angrily through the blinds at my middle aged neighbours huge loud party thats spilling on to my lawn.

what the fuck went wrong
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>>717189402
wow, that was pretty fucking mediocre

>tfw other countries actually have good new years parties
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>>717177491
I'm alone in a room, depressed and lonely and not giving a single fuck about the new year.

And how are you, OP?
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>>717177608
>implying Dunedin in its entirety isn't passed out from too much drinking
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>>717192099
want me to zuk yer dik?
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>>717192157
I don't do German guys, or any guys for that matter.
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Alone and sober on NYE, already in bed. You know, I said on here last year that this year was going to be better but it was actually worse than the year before. I wonder if this is the bottom of the barrel, or maybe 2017 is the year I get burned up in a firey car crash.
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>>717192667
My year was better but not in the forever alone or crippling depression departments, so I understand your pain, anon.
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>>717192667
>I wonder if this is the bottom of the barrel

thing can (and often will) always get worse.

you're on /b/ at 1:30 am on New years, you of all people should know that
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>>717192667
yeah my year was shit too anon.

Trying to reflect on it but literally nothing happened.

One more beer and It'll be bed for me too
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goals for 2017 faggots

mine:
>start working out
>get a job
>get a gf
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>>717193035
Those have been my goals forever. I got an unpaid job, if that counts (no, it's volunteer work) and it keeps me so busy that I can't even find time to work out (nor can I afford a gym membership any more).

The gf thing is never gonna happen though. I'm going to die alone...
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>>717193274
cant you list your volunteer work as work experience when applying for a job

>tfw dont even have that to put on my CV
>tfw dont even know how to make a CV because I have no life skills
>tfw perma virgin living with his mum
>tfw only been outside once in the last 4 weeks
>tfw think about killing myself all the time but too pussy to go through with it
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>>717193035
> Feed my cat at some point
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>>717193515

It's not volunteer work but yes, it's on my CV.

>>717193708
Fuck, I forgot to do that tonight. Better go do that now, at almost 2am.
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>>717193035
>get a job
>get A's

same as every other year never complete them though
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>tfw since we dont have guns we cant even do the beta uprising exit like the american anons
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I watched Moana today with my son. It's a fucking good movie. Everyone in New Zealand should watch it, even if you're super racist. We all know about Maui. The songs are amazing, the story is awesome, it's funny as.
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>>717196077
Yeah I've been meaning to check it out. Thanks for the reassurance!

I've also heard it's completely devoid of SJW cancer
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>>717196118
Nothing SJW about it, unless you consider the fact that nobody is not white as part of SJW propaganda.

No love interest. No talking animals. Lewd-ish jokes. It's top form from Disney.

Also The Rock fucking singing and killing it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
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>>717189158
underrated post
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>>717177491
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>>717197513
You're late, Anonnz.
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>>717197646
y tho
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>>717192099
Not OP but i'm alone, depressed and by myself. Christmas not much better. Getting real tired.
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>>717197695
It's nearly 3 bro. Show your cock.
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>>717197812

omg (You)s are back!!!
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AUE AUE! Te fenua te malie!

https://youtu.be/ubZrAmRxy_M?list=RDcPAbx5kgCJo
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fuck this thread
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>>717198122
and fuck my life
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>>717198122
Do it. Take out your cock and fuck your computer, then post proof.
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