NZ / New Zealand Thread
Countdown to the new year edition.
Don't tell me all you normalfaggots are out partying
At least wait till 2017 anon so I'm not alone ;_;
>captcha: select all fireworks
I'm already on 4 and have 5 left.
I probably should have planned.
Being broke sucks dick, oh well at least I had a pretty good christmas consisting of 2 boxes, 1 bottle of Jack Daniels and 2 tins.
Nelsonfag here less then two hours til I kill myself.
How do you think I should do it?
I was thinking of hacking my hand off with a knife.
It'l be painful, bloody, impressive and mayne even a little symbolic.
hey who dunedin here
cut throat with blunt knife, make sure you stream anon!!
>tfw couldn't even get a hook up on grindr except for some crusty 50yo
Yet another anon, alone and sober over new years, fucking yay.......
Sober because no one is selling any weed, not really one for alcohol unless it's spirits which I can't afford, and aside from the codiene I took earlier which don't seem to have worked I have no other methods of being intoxicated
because its been the most interesting year for me since 2001 I fukin loved it b/ro and love my nzg fags here too
I don't even know why I bother, no one cares
I'm gonna go have a sad cum and cry myself to sleep, later anons
Alone and sober on NYE, already in bed. You know, I said on here last year that this year was going to be better but it was actually worse than the year before. I wonder if this is the bottom of the barrel, or maybe 2017 is the year I get burned up in a firey car crash.
Those have been my goals forever. I got an unpaid job, if that counts (no, it's volunteer work) and it keeps me so busy that I can't even find time to work out (nor can I afford a gym membership any more).
The gf thing is never gonna happen though. I'm going to die alone...
cant you list your volunteer work as work experience when applying for a job
>tfw dont even have that to put on my CV
>tfw dont even know how to make a CV because I have no life skills
>tfw perma virgin living with his mum
>tfw only been outside once in the last 4 weeks
>tfw think about killing myself all the time but too pussy to go through with it
I watched Moana today with my son. It's a fucking good movie. Everyone in New Zealand should watch it, even if you're super racist. We all know about Maui. The songs are amazing, the story is awesome, it's funny as.
Nothing SJW about it, unless you consider the fact that nobody is not white as part of SJW propaganda.
No love interest. No talking animals. Lewd-ish jokes. It's top form from Disney.
Also The Rock fucking singing and killing it!