I am at a hotel, trips decides what I do, will delivar
Do nothing that requires extensive cleanup.
Be kind to the poor bastards working the holiday shifts.
>I work for Starwood hotels and resorts
>Don't hurt us like this
>What did we ever do to you
I expect a hotel employee harrasment video on xvideos by tomorrow afternoon. Don't dissapoint
Walk from your room to the front desk ass naked, and tell them that you were taking a shower and Locke shout clothes in your closet. Don't forget to actually put the fucking clothes in the closet.
My only issue with OP shitting and wiping it everywhere is actually gathering shit to do it. So someone rolling for the shit everywhere might get trips and OP won't even be able to do it.
There were supposed to be raises all around for wage workers after the merger.
Nothing so far of course, and the Marriott merger was months ago.
Corporate is rich as fuck though after the 300 mil buyout.
>raises all around after the merger
that is the funniest shit I've ever heard, do you not know how corporations work?
Yess, do this, post video by setting up your camera focused on your door from a distance so we can see the poor guy unlocking your door as you stand in the nude next to him.
wait til cleaning lady is in hall. go out ther and ask for mor towels naked. leave your key in the room. you are now locked out naked in front of cleaning lady. ask her for help. don't try to cover like a pussy.
Marriott has been top 10 in America for ethical treatment of employees before. I had hope.
>All we got was a new coffee machine
>The coffee tastes like shit flavored creek water
Anyone remember the thread where someone made this photoshop?
Its a famous one.
Call and order room service and ask them to deliver to the pool. If they say the pool is closed ask them if your moneys no good there. If they argue further ask them if they have a problem with black people.
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I laughed... then I realized how much of a corporate shill I am too. feels bad man.
Ok guys OP here, I'll combine the two and go to the maid's room naked and ask her to fuck me, but I don't have a strapon so should I give her a carrot and some superglue and ask her to use that?
>>Order an escourt tell them to bring a sharpie
>>take said sharpie and write a time stamp on the escourts glutius maximus, as well as ''for my /b/rothers''
>>insert sharpie into pooper
>>take picture, pay escourt.
if op delivers this, I will an hero.
Okay, I've got my carrot and $700 cash in hand, debating if I should go to the maid naked or just shirtless? Which will make her more likely to do it?
Neither. Walk up clothed and tell her you have a question for her. Ask if they have any extra towels. Compliment her and ad lib as needed. Then propose the offer if she seems friendly in the slightest.
Smear as much cum as you can all over the door handles, piss in a bed, smear shit in the carpet, hide any detachable cords for the electronics, flip the mattresses, if there's a bathtub clog the drain and fill it up.
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