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I am at a hotel, trips decides what I do, will delivar

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I am at a hotel, trips decides what I do, will delivar
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Smear shit everywhere in the room. On the bed, on the TV, on the walls, on the windows, etc.
Take pics.
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>>717171717
go vegan
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>>717171685
go vegan
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>>717171671
Roll
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>>717171671
rolling
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Kick his balls and run.
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Flush an m80 or other large firework down the toilet
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Break a window
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>>717171810
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Cum on everything you see, keep going till you physically cant cum anymore
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Shoot the nearest nigger in the name of Allah
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>>717171450
Rolling for go to sleep
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Smear shit everywhere. Every goddamn where. Every nook and cranny. But before any of that. Try and pay an employee or maid for sex, record, upload, link for us.
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>>717172404
Reroll
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>>717171450
Do your pic until someone walks in and notices. Take video too faggot
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>>717172524
Reroll
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>>717171450
order room service/maid and be naked when they walk in. then ask them to join u
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Go into a woman's washroom and go find a occupied stall. Keep going through washrooms to find one, and once you find one take a picture of her.
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>>717172588
i got dubs re rolling with this luck
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>>717171450

Do nothing that requires extensive cleanup.
Be kind to the poor bastards working the holiday shifts.

>I work for Starwood hotels and resorts
>Don't hurt us like this
>Why /b/
>What did we ever do to you
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>>717172601
roll
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>>717171671
roll
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>>717172667
Nice, one off.
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>>717171450

shit in front of someone else's door. post pic
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Draw a really bad monkey and tape it in the closet. Pee on the sheets and call room service. Explain that a monkey came from the closet and pissed on the sheets.
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>>717172667
One off. Damn.
Welp. For starters don't charge for the mini fridge.
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>>717172404
reroll. nothing can top this
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>>717171671
roll
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>>717172765

reroll for shit in front of someone elses door
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>>717172765
re roll
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Really wanna see how ballsy OP is. I want;
>>717172404
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>>717172765
do this
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>>717172907
Lets see the money
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>>717172765

this
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piss on the rug, under the bed.
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>>717172962
Cmon man
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>>717172765
make sure to eat a ton of corn
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Cum into shampoo bottle
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>>717172765
this OP.
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>>717172404
this
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Go to new stall. Do same.
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order a pizza from room service
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>>717171671
do this OP!
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>>717173061
yaaaas
oafdgs.,mdf khes 0]di
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>>717171450
call for room service then jerk off

then you'll be jerking off when someone comes in
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>>717172588
I expect a hotel employee harrasment video on xvideos by tomorrow afternoon. Don't dissapoint
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>>717172765
>>717172404
Por Que no?
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>>717171450
Ask the front desk clerk for sex. Doesn't matter if the clerk is guy or grill.
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>>717171671
this
and then
>>717172588
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>>717172765
do it OP. be an hero.
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>>717171450
>>717171450
>>717171450
fucking deliver ffs
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shit in the frontdoor
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>>717171671
This
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>>717172152
rollin for this
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>>717173282
Dubs != trips you daft cunt

>>717172667
Roll
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>>717172765
Rollin
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kill yourself live feed
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fuckin really?

go next stall do same
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Walk from your room to the front desk ass naked, and tell them that you were taking a shower and Locke shout clothes in your closet. Don't forget to actually put the fucking clothes in the closet.
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>>717172667
haha, Mariott cucks!
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>>717171450
Order a pizza, any topping. When the pizza guy gets there, answer the door pantless with a erect penis. Tell the pizza guys, "here's your tip". Video tape it. Post webm
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>>717171671
roll
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Take a double decker
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>>717173497
and *locked your
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cum on curtains
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>>717171450
Kill yourself. That pic is older than you
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>>717173304
>>717173304
Both. We live in a world where OP can smear shit and lay dooks where he feels comfy. But we all want that maid/front desk chick sex vid.
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why are people rolling?
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Shit on the floor and post a pic
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Bumb
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upper deck toilet
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My only issue with OP shitting and wiping it everywhere is actually gathering shit to do it. So someone rolling for the shit everywhere might get trips and OP won't even be able to do it.
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Fuck the maid & film it
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Jump out the window of your hotel room
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suck your own dick
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>>717172404
Roll for this
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>>717173531
rollin for this
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>>717171450
leave 100 tip for the room cleanup staff each and every day you stay in hotel
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>>717173735
Rolling for this one
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>>717173680
Chipotle, Chinese Buffets and Laxatives. He'll have enough. Trust me.
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leave your shit cum blood and piss beyond everywhere and post pics
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Get naked and get "locked out"
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>>717171450
shit in the top compartment of the toilet
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wait for maid and offer 100$ to suck ur dick.
If she refuses, threat to espose her as illegal immigrant.
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>>717173764
Rolling for this
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>>717171450
rerolling for leaving $100.00 tip
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Cum on every page of The Bible.
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>>717173911
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Hang yourself in the closet with a spooky mask on So it scares the maid once and when she rwkizes your dead she will freak out again.
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Jack off in the hallway
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Hang out in ice machine romm masturbating and growling aggressively at anyone that enters.
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>>717173911
roll, but use piss
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>>717173515
There were supposed to be raises all around for wage workers after the merger.
Nothing so far of course, and the Marriott merger was months ago.
Corporate is rich as fuck though after the 300 mil buyout.
Fucking Corporate.
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>>717173886
Jedi mind tricks, GET.
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>>717173997
rollin for this
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>>717173911
Oh my god do this but wipe your ass on it. You already have no conscience if you came here asking what to do, might as well go the full stretch.
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>>717174005
roll, but use shit
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OP confirm that you're even still with us with timestamp
>>717171450
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>>717173863
roll
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>>717174005
roll
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>>717173911
Roll, but use shit
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>>717174029
>raises all around after the merger
that is the funniest shit I've ever heard, do you not know how corporations work?
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>>717174117
roll
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Still no winrars
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>>717171450
Rape a cleaning lady
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Seal your feces under the light switch cover.
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>>717173863
rolling
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>>717173565
Rerollerino with advice here;>>717173797 with
Money shot on bible>>717173911
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Leave a note in the hotel by the bible that says "meat is murder, go vegan"
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kys and livestream it
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Rape the maid and then use the video to black mail her into more sex
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>>717173859
>>717173497
>>717173550
Yess, do this, post video by setting up your camera focused on your door from a distance so we can see the poor guy unlocking your door as you stand in the nude next to him.
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>>717174232
GET
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>>717174217
Roll
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>>717171671
Dis
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>>717172770
kek roll
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>>717174221
lol, roll. remove the cover from the outlet and place shit it in, then put the cover back
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>>717174294
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SHIT ON EVERY PAGE OF THE BIBLE
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>>717174217
>>717174263
Rollin
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>>717174304
rooollllll
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>>717173997
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Call every extension in the hotel and ask everyone if they want to party.
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>>717174232
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watch porn really loud in the hall until someone complains and they kick you out
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>>717174361
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>>717171671
Rolling.
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wait til cleaning lady is in hall. go out ther and ask for mor towels naked. leave your key in the room. you are now locked out naked in front of cleaning lady. ask her for help. don't try to cover like a pussy.
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>>717174398
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>>717173911
r0ll
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>>717174437
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Put every bodily excretion on that poor bible. And I mean every goddamn one.
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>>717174459
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>>717174361
Roll
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>>717174389
And tell them the party is actually the guy next door so he just get a bunch of people coming to his place to party.
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call for room cleaning and wait for them while naked and fapping
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>>717174373
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>>717174168
Marriott has been top 10 in America for ethical treatment of employees before. I had hope.

>All we got was a new coffee machine
>The coffee tastes like shit flavored creek water
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Jizz of balcony
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>>717174090
dis
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>>717174508
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Anyone remember the thread where someone made this photoshop?
Its a famous one.
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>>717174221
Rull
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>>717172765
Rollllll
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>>717171450
Go kill a hooker and leave her body under the bed
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>>717174450
Rerolling...
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>>717174525
reroll
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>>717171450
go to bed OP and don't come back to 4chan for 1 year
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Call like 3 escorts. At least one guy. Wait for one to arrive. Leave. Come back in like 30 mins. Refuse to pay if they already start fucking
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>>717174478
rollin for this.
spit, vomit, puss, piss, shit, cum, earwax, tears, snot, am I missing any?
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>>717174525
rollin
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Take all clothes off and knock on other people's door naked
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>>717174232
>>717174232
>>717174232
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>>717174571
I remember
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Take a shit and smear it all over the elevator walls, floor buttons, etc.
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order room service, make it expensive. answer the door with a raging boner, offer the person "a tip" it's a win win. food and you get your dick wet. film it obviously
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Call and order room service and ask them to deliver to the pool. If they say the pool is closed ask them if your moneys no good there. If they argue further ask them if they have a problem with black people.
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>>717174525
rerollllllllll
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Find everything in the hotel room and fit it all in your ass and record it
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>>717174478
Roll
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>>717174581
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>>717174478
brutal roll
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>>717174656
reroll then I'll fuck off
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Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf
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>>717171450
Call the cops and make a bomb threat on your hotel, pics with time stamp of the cops showing up.
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>>717174554
Fucking off by one
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>>717174618
>missing the most obvious one
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>>717172404
Let's do this
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>>717173859
>>717174285
>>717174457
You must do these OP.
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>>717174537
I laughed... then I realized how much of a corporate shill I am too. feels bad man.
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>>717174478
rolln
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>>717174728
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shit in the hall
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>>717171450
Video of the hotel maid pegging you
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>>717174618
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLA
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Kys
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>>717174777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Call the front desk and complain about the ghosts in your room.
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>>717174675
Ooooh weeee Meseeks and reroll
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>>717174777
WINRAR
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>>717174777
win
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>>717174777
WINRAAAAAAAAAR
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>>717174728
rolling
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>>717174777
winNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>717174777
FUCK just shit on the bible
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>>717174777
winrar, but its a waste becasuse OP can't get that to happeen :(
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shit in the bathtub and leave it there after you leave

post pic too
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>>717174777
Winrar
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>>717174656
rolling for this
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>>717174777
RAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>717173307
What if its a toaster?
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>>717174571
No but I fucking wish. We need that as our banner, and have it posted on all of the nsfw classified boards.
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>>717174777
Deliver OP
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>>717174746
blood!
shit, I forgot the most obvious one, blood!
smear all the blood OP!
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>>717174888
WINRAR
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>>717174888
WINRAR II
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>>717174777
OP here, will deliver in 15 minutes. I don't have a strapon though so what should I use?
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>>717174777
lmao, noice; OP better deliver
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>>717174888
THIS NIGGA TRIP FOR REALS
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>>717174753
rollin
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>>717174777
>>717174888
WINrar
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>>717174777
YEEEEESSSSSSS
Fuck her too. Just to pad the vid bro. No one wants a 3 min pansy fest.
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>>717174777
>>717174888
KEK has chosen, deliver OP
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>>717174777
you can do it OP! I believe in you. I know you will surely delivar.
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>>717174888
fuck that 777 shit op cant get that to happne because they are cuck. KNOCK ON PPLS DOORS
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>>717174777
>>717174888
gotta do both OP
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>>717174777
omg please this
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>>717174777
WINRAR
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>>717174618
>BLOOD
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>>717174991
/thread
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>>717174983
>delivar
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go to the lobby ass naked and throw yourself on the floor and throw a fit.
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>>717174888
do this op, just act like you at the wrong room
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Ok guys OP here, I'll combine the two and go to the maid's room naked and ask her to fuck me, but I don't have a strapon so should I give her a carrot and some superglue and ask her to use that?
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>>Order an escourt tell them to bring a sharpie
>>take said sharpie and write a time stamp on the escourts glutius maximus, as well as ''for my /b/rothers''
>>insert sharpie into pooper
>>take picture, pay escourt.

if op delivers this, I will an hero.
>>
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>>717174931
vitamin bottle or a coke bottle
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>>717175148
yes. and a pineapple.
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no way in fuck op gonna deliver 777 or 888
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Shit in a bag and place it on the concierge desk when you check out
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>>717174777
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>>717175155
Maybe do this to the maid.
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>>717175160
>>717175184
Don't have any of those so it's gonna be a fucking carrot
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>>717175148
ask her what ever phallic thing she has. and have a bunch of money in your hand otherwise, she gon run screaming.
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>>717175226
Ayyye. Full sized carrot? Pic and time stamp. No micro baby dick carrot.
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>>717175305
Full size, it's 13 inches
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>>717175226
put the carrot inside of the pineapple, or cover it in some sort of acid, ie lime or lemon juice.
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>>717175334
OP here, should I go to the black maid or the latina maid?
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>>717175326
....time stamp too.
If you're gonna record it you can prove your legitimacy.
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>>717175424
Latina!
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>>717175424
>>717175424
Latina
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>>717175424
Latina
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>>717175424
Latina
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>>717175424
whichever looks more slutty, obviously. are you going to dip the carrot in anything?
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I wish this were true
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>>717175462
>>717175467
>>717175474
>>717175479
Okay, I've got my carrot and $700 cash in hand, debating if I should go to the maid naked or just shirtless? Which will make her more likely to do it?
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>>717175424
Nig Nog Maid, she'll fuck the shit out of you
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>>717175554
Yea...no way will OP deliver
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>>717175570
shirtless
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>>717175534
Engine Oil
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post timestamp and cash
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>>717175632
roll for this shit
>>717175570
shirtless
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nice bait OP, you had me hooked for the past 30 minutes... too bad you won't deliver cuck
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>>717175570
Neither. Walk up clothed and tell her you have a question for her. Ask if they have any extra towels. Compliment her and ad lib as needed. Then propose the offer if she seems friendly in the slightest.
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ITT: People retarded enough to think that OP will deliver
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>>717175570
she is married and wont do it
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>>717175424
Latina
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Leave the thread
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>>717174571
this has to be our banner!
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>>717175768
Reloutions are built on hope.
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>>717175681
This OP
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Smear as much cum as you can all over the door handles, piss in a bed, smear shit in the carpet, hide any detachable cords for the electronics, flip the mattresses, if there's a bathtub clog the drain and fill it up.
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>>717175794
video yourself walking up naked to the other one and ask her
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>>717175794
Rip
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>>717175794
>she is married and will do it for money
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>>717175794
Means you have to offer her more.
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>>717175838
>>
>>717175850
>>717175855
>>717175861
lol im not OP i was just speculating, but its still probably true
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>>717175838
This
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why hasn't anyone asked to see the carrot and 700 bucks??
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Have a sick Friday on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf
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>>717176007
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>>717176047
We have, OP cant deliver.
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>>717176007
for england, james?
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>>717176047
Everyone has, but OP won't deliver. Abandon thread
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>>717176047
Been trying. Per faggotry no pic
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>>717176111
Fuck.
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Make new thread soon!
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>>717176076
FUCK OFF NIGGER
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>>717176102
it wasn't OP that said she is married & won't do it
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>>717175942
>717175942
op is long gone, just a couple of same fagging fappers in this thread
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>>717175681
OP here, give me 2 minutes
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Abandon thread
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>>717173497
do this except don't put any clothes in the closet just put a cucumber and a condom
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>>717176220
fake and gay and also fake
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>>717176220
one minute left faggot, post something, anything, some pic proof
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>>717176266
and retarded
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>>717174889
this
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>>717175681
>>
>>717176400
and also fake
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>>717174777
winni
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>>717176429
wheres carrot nigger
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>>717176429
O SHID
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>>717176429
OH FUCK OP LIVES OH SHIT OH SHIT
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