You have 30 seconds to tell me why you're not already in

>>717155209
Because I'm not qualified to enter the military since I'm on multiple different psychiatric medications for mental illness. Additionally because I've been hospitalized multiple times for mental illness as well.
I did attempt to join but was rejected because of these things. Can't really blame them. It would only make me more prone to get PTSD, but probably not. I've got enough shit to fill my head, don't need PTSD in there too. But it's a liability thing for them.

>>717155562
>Being so mentally retarded that you cant even join an organization comprised mainly of autists and rejects.

>>717155810
You know it boi.

>>717155209
What fucking country do I serve?

Amerifats, who haven't won a proper war and compensate for their shitty tactics by invading and starting conflicts in other countries, just so they can sell their weapons and waste the lives of soldiers? A country so fucked internally, that it doesn't even realize how fucked it is. One that has 50% of its population brain-dead and the other one absolutely insane?

Nah.

>>717156032
US military is quantity over quality, regarding soldiers and staff.
US military is quality AND quantity, regarding technology.
But other countries can match the US just fine as well.

because the military will fuck you over and leave you for dead

>>717156590
That literally had nothing to do with my post.

But, I'll give you credit with the post.

Also, I meant I don't want to serve a country the interest of which is to fuck up every other economy.

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>>717155209
I'm not a tool.

>>717155209

because the us military has been cucked to death by democrats

>>717156773
this
also allergies
don't worry, I didn't breed

>>717155209

Schizophrenia...

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>>717156590
>But other countries can match the US just fine as well.

kek

>>717157190
>implying aircraft carriers are a measure of military strength

>>717157190
>measuring a countries military prowess solely based on the size of their carriers.

Are you twelve?

>>717155209
If Im going to fight its going to be for a cause I determine, not to topple some foreign countries government because they wont give my boss the right price on their oil.

I can't run fast enough and I'm scared of being shot at

>>717157190
Not the same guy, and I'll give the tech advantage, but a US marine and a Russian infantry-man in hand to hand wouldn't even be close. They're given shit tier training in 'Murica.

>>717157190
>tfw Russia has 168% the nukes that America EVER had.

>>717157338

Size, number, and design. US wins in those categories, and that's not even getting in to what we put on our carriers.

>>717155209
Was an Alternate for Canoe U in 1997. Broke ankle playing football senior year. Steel pin+2 screws and a plate to repair it and a year phys therapy to walk/run properly.

After that even the USNR wouldn't look at me.

So I got my MBA and became a Financial Advisor.

>>717157514
but the murican would win in a sword fight of dicks

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>>717155209
I'm too fat and not motivated enough, also I'm 27, I don't think I'll be able to get my shit together in time to join before I'm too old

Op is retard.

>>717157514
You mean a Russian conscript? A city kids too busy shooting up crushed up pain pills before being drafted.

Get fucked 50cent.

>>717157733
kek You got me there.

Im leaving in April for basic, Navy EOD.

>>717155209
because I'm not prepared to fight to put money in some rich cunts pocket.
>fighting for your rights and freedom
if you believe that you're retarded. Also I see cunts in America thank soldiers and vets if they're in uniform in the street. What? Thank you for killing millions of innocents and fuelling a hatred towards your own country?

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>>717157334
>Implying they're not

>>717157922
>implying

>>717157861
Here's the funny thing. US soldiers live in pristine conditions compared to Russia.

Their soldiers have no field experience.

No matter how much training you have, experience is still more important.

Butthurt Amerifat.

I'm not a luddite

>>717158046
butthurt Russian/Chink/YRUOCUCK detected.

>>717155209
If you were in the military then you wouldn't be here faggot.

>>>>>Builds character

>>717158095
>implying aircraft carriers have anything to do with a total measure of military strength

>>717158170
/thread

>>717158061
Look 50cent. You can shill all you like, but you are fucking retarded, and you know it
Conscript Army=Shit. Specifically fly-blown shattered meat piles.

>>717157801
Please don't they'll tear you up at basic. and you wish you hadn't joined. well once your past basic and are at your fist base things go good for awhile. then as the months go on things start getting shiter... oh after you put on staff kiss your freetime goodbye all you'll do is supervisor/work stuff no me time. i n other words going home from work on time will never happen.

Every person I've met who's served has been a competitive bitchy arrogant cunt

>Proves you aren't a fat fuck with asthma
>Free dental and medical care
>Pantie dropper
>Free food
>Respect from your family
>Respect from the public
>Free college
>Instills discipline and mental fortitude
>Long working hours build character
>You can have almost any job you want, from Cook to Nuclear Engineer
>Cant get fired

i can literally already do all these without having to get shot because some old fuck decided i shot go fight sand niggers

>>717158216
Yep.

Russian/Chink/YRUOCUCK for sure.

Learn to project power you dumb nigger nation, of niggers.

>>717155209
Because I'm married and finishing my second doctorate.

>>717158279
Kek, now he's going to call me a Commie ladies and gentlemen.

I miss the USSR.


u mad amerifat?

>>717155209

>Proves you aren't a fat fuck
That goes out of the water once you're E-4+ and in a non-combat MOS/AFSC

>Free dental and medical care
You can get that shit free now as well. This is taking into account the fact that you are of low socioeconomic class

>Pantie dropper
Depends on where you live. In some cities, you mention you are military, you will get a 30+ lecture on how the military are a bunch of diluted grunts. I don't share this opinion, but I am saying it doesn't make you every girl's dream.

>Free food
Free SHIT food. I was in the Air Force, buddy. Best food out of all the military branches. Food. Was. Crap.

>Respect from your family
unless you get killed of course. Then it's misery.

>Respect fro the public
>inb4 I am a military vet
>hurr durr where are my discounts
>herp derp I didn't server X years for this (even though no one asked you too)
>muh stolen valor, I had friends who died wearing that uniform

>Free college
Yeah, have fun going to collect as a 22-24 year old. Also, it's not free. You have to opt in the payment system to get the GI Bill. Pretty much free, but I mean... you're still going to get deployed. Unless you're a seaman or an airman, your chances of survival are slim and the military knows this.

>Instills mental discipline and mental fortitude
>What is PTSD
Enlisted members also have a hard time adjusting to civilian life after the military. Not all, but a significant amount. You go from having someone controlling a large part of your life to complete autonomy. It's actually a large problem in the vet community.

>Long working hours build character
They also create physical problems that may not be apparent until later down the road.

>You can have almost any job you want
HAHAHAHAHA
>implying you can be a nuke with a 50 score
>implying you can be anything that is worthwhile below an 80.

Make sure there is a civilian counterpart for your job,

>>717157660
Carriers mean fuck all. Military power is measured in nukes.

>>717155209
>>Free food
If this count as a pro for you, then you already answered the question faggot

>>717155209
>Get shot for free

>>717155209
Because I'm no idiot.

Btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4bHxKUKVs

>>717158371
>implying you're not the butthurt one for even replying to my thoughtless posts

>>717158371
>nigger nation
>living in America, a country that hates it's white population.

>>717158422
>"Kek"
>this new.

Naw you're just a run of the mill faggot, faggot. I'm not prejudiced. Anyone can be a faggot.

You're just a stupid shill. I'll still pray for you anyways.

#Iaintmadatcha

>>717158587
This

EU dual citizenship

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>>717156032
>Liberal nonsense and garbage
Not a reason, just treason

>>717156773
>fuck you over and leave you for dead
Military literally gives you a college diploma and 4+ years of work experience. Next

>>717156987
>not a tool
Nothing wrong with being a tool for Freedom and Democracy

>>717157110
>Schizophrenia
Not a real illness, just a jumpy pussy

Still not one good reason. You are all literally the largest gaggle of disabled, cock sucking, whiny overweight bitches I've ever seen next to MAYBE a college campus.

>>717158693
>calling someone who uses "kek" new
>implying kek has not been the foremost term on 4chan since the early days
It's time to end it.

>>717158432

>can't get fired

For the most part. Even taking early discharge for a number of reasons including medical, early (you were a brat in boot), or you committed a UCMJ crime but they would rather have you out than go to military prison, you are still forgetting how not in control you are in this environment

You want to play the "I can't get fired" and your NCOs/Officers will make sure that you'd rethink that statement since it means they can ass-rape you with details and make your life a living hell like base restrictions and shit.

Soviet Master-race reporting in.

Amerifats will never know what it's like to sit in a trench eating kasha with your comrades while your other comrades are running to certain death to take down filthy fashist Panzer.

>Amerifats - Army that's never in any real danger.

>>717158570
>damage control
>Damage Control
>MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

>hurr durr I trolls uuuuuuu

>>717156590
Are you retarded?

>>717158323
I basically do nothing with my time already, don't have a woman that I'm attached to, and being away from family wouldn't be a big deal for me.
If I could whip myself into shape so basic wouldn't completely murder me, I'd probably go for it.

i'm not gay

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>>717158693
>Kek
>e
>k

Usually I love Amerifats because the ones I know are genuinely nice.

But this one isn't even funny anymore.

Sincerely, Zozzle

>>717158773
>uses the word "treason"
>believes he is not a tool for Jews and corrupt politicians
>discredits schizophrenia as a mental illness
Wew lad.

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>>717158343
>not wanting to fight sandniggers
You make me sad anon

>>717158792
>using kek in 2017
only ledditors use kek now

>>717155209
because i am

>>717158840
>implying damage control is something that happens on 4chan

>>717155209
i have a brain

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>>717158811
your daddy is about to become America's bff

>>717158792
>kek... earliest 4chan days...2012-2013..oldfag

kill yourself.

>>717159024
<<<oh yeah i forgot11!!!
the c00l kids use lol and xd in 2017!11!!

^
^^

my triforce is op

>>717159024
And people wonder why /b/ sucks now.
You've let the ledditors devalue the term for you. Therefore they win. You can't let them win anon.

>>717157660

Most major powers have nuclear weapons, rendering them essentially untouchable, much like the US.

Have fun using your superior technology on shit-tier goat herder nations, and getting bogged down against illiterate zealots with their 50 year old AK's rolling up in a 90's Toyota, in spite of the seemingly insurmountable tech gap in your favour.

>>717159106
this shitnozzle is right you know

>>717159105
Daddy is dead.
Died in 1991.

Now is of Putinstan.

P.S. Comrade, Agent Orange is KGB spy.XAxaxa

military doesn't want people who have alcohol related offenses. I can't join.

Got a perfect score on the entrance exam, denied entry based on bipolar disorder.

I don't want to be treated bad and then go to a dumb war about oil to die

>>717155209

Talk with anyone that has served several years in the US military, and they will tell you it's nothing like you paint it to be.

>Cant get fired

Utter dumb ass. You obviously aren't in the armed forced. Because they military has been downsizing, they are finding anything to kick people out these days. And it's very, very difficult to pick up rank in smaller branches such as the Marines and Air Force.

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>>717158432
>You have to opt in the payment system to get the GI Bill.
Haha look at this silly cuck. Literally didn't bother reading the rest of your poorly written post when I saw this in the middle.

Do your research you disgusting cum slut, GI Bill you can opt out of now. Post 9/11 is free.

>>717159488
can confirm.

>>717155209
Why would I put my life on the line for a country who doesn't know I exist nor care if I dropped dead in 5 minutes?

>>717158964

USAF guy here. Sure, a lot of the people who joined are fucking idiots. Still, some join to actually learn shit they couldn't in the civilian. I am talking about the nukes, the cybersecurity guys, crypto-linguists, etc.

Some people actually think about it beforehand. And you're also forgetting the fact that some people do it out of tradition, out of a false sense of patriotism (that number is low, admittingly), and because they have very few resources available to them. Middle-middle class people fall into the last category. Many don't qualify for financial aid packages and they don't want to get loans with sky-high rates.

Be a little open-minded.

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>>717159629

STOLEN VALOR! STOLEN VALOR. YOU FAKE AIRMAN. LIES. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. PUSSY. I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT NECK.

>>717158487
Military power is measured in things which you basically aren't allowed to use.

Even the most hardcore right-wing general will think not twice but 20 times before using them. The potential to fuck over everything is just too big.

Nukes are useless apart from the threat potential (and rhat is not military power, it's political power)

>>717159629
nonner

Pantie dropper? You're a fucking white nigger you cuck fuck.

>>717155209
Benefits sound great op but what happens when you lose an arm or legs.

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>>717155209
I mean, sometimes I'm tempted by all the hot gay sex i could have, but then i come to my senses and realize i value mysepf over my country.

>>717159512

except post-9/11 is pretty much shit, dude.

Please read the entirety of my post though.

>not like the fucking DI tell you NOT to opt out of the GI like a retard

>>717155209
I'm getting shipped off in about a week.
So...

>>717159024
No, you fuck face, it's you newfags who wish to end our kek, trying to push your brand new and most hillarious zozle, but I tell you this as long as I breath you won't get your way fucking cancer.

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>>717159488
>Joining the marines
>Joining the Air Force

You air snatching wench, Ive been in for 3.5 years under a 6 year contract in the Navy. I literally cant get kicked out unless I'm a complete dingus and receive shit tons of mast. And I've already made 2nd class, so don't lecture me on rank, because you probably received higher tenure as a glue huffing terminal lance.

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>>717160033
Get em' baby.

>>717159597

You're not though, you really, really have to try hard to see combat nowadays.

And even at the height of the war not everybody goes to war.
No one really goes that doesn't already want to go.
Just like there's no draft, there's no one getting deployed that doesn't actually want to.
The military is essentially just Job training, benefits, some shitty work hours but sometimes it's not.
Lots of good friends, lots of fun stories, some cool stuff, life experience.

I'm still getting out of it but honestly the military has been more good than bad and that's including a deployment to Afghanistan as infantry.
Now I can get out, have college payed for, I got this outta the way,lots of friends, lots of stories and I'm only 24.
Pretty sweet deal.

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>>717157514
>fighting hand to hand

What is this? Medieval Times? Who gives a shit about hand to hand?

>>717160017
And yet, and yet I bet you can't even tell us where kek came from without hitting ED or Wikipedia.

Because I don't want to be in it

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>>717158773
>Nothing wrong with being a tool for Freedom and Democracy

lol. you really believe that?

>>717159786

I was an 2A636 and worked in Herbie. :)

Got it as my first base too. Good shit.

>dem black operations

and people still think the US has the best interests or plays fair. top kek

>>717160185
>kek if you want to be like that, then:

Russia has 60ish percent more nukes then America.

>What is this, Vietnam? First world powers fight in nukes, boii.

>>717155209
You sound like one of those faggot ass staff NCOs that looking to suck the next dick to be in the zone for promotion.

Go away.

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>>717155209
>Proves you aren't a fat fuck with asthma

There's a lot of overweight people in the military, actually, especially in the US Army.

>Free dental and medical care

Yes, free terrible service and long wait times.

>Free food

Free prison food – unless you're in the Air Force.

>Respect from your family

Subjective. Not all families approve of military service, especially in today's world where the military is being used for unscrupulous reasons.

>Respect from the public

Subjective. Some hate the military; others respect it.

>Free college

It's not free. More correctly, you just get some money to fund college. And depending on your MOS or job as an officer, it may be difficult to impossible to take classes while serving.

>Instills discipline and mental fortitude

Yeah, because countless morons in the military don't get kicked out for immaturity and foolish mistakes every year. Go on to your local base and observe all the drunken retards in the uniform.

>Long working hours build character

Don't even have a rebuttal for something so stupid.

>You can have almost any job you want, from Cook to Nuclear Engineer

Wrong. Some branches outright decide what you're MOS is going to be based on your education. And because the military is downsizing, a lot of jobs are filled. Slim pickings right now.

>Cant get fired

Officers can be fired. And enlistees can be dishonorably discharged.

Dumb ass.

>>717159064
>thread

>>717160252
>And yet, and yet
>But, but...
Fuck you queer.

>>717158773
Wow, such a hard man. I bet you can only cum when you shoot a defenseless non-American infant in the name of imperialism and profit maximization for the big multinational companies who basically own your "free" country.

Because I am not stupid.

>>717160304
im a squid so idk wtf that means.

Can you free ball in the millitary ? Seriously? I hate wearing underwear

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>>717160431
/thread

>>717160431
>unless you're in the Air Force
No. Air Force food, whilst the best of the branches, is still complete shit.

>>717157514
Haha, MCMAP is the best.

One mind, any weapon boot!

>>717160703
According to others, it's really good. And in comparison to other branches, it's like eating 5 star food.

>>717158773
This is bait

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>>717159939
Good job bud, you will do great things for this country and your future

>>717159867
Do you have horse splooge clogging your ear canals? I literally cant read anything you write anymore due to the demonstration of extreme stupidity and ass-headedness you presented me with tonight.

So please, fuck off, cum slut.

>>717155209
I don't want to kill children, I am not a terrorist who invades other peoples counties, I don't want to be a leach (they aint defended us from shit since ww2 and even then...)

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>>717160382
The US has enough nukes to turn the entirety of Russia into kitty litter. The only reason the Russians have more, is because their delivery systems are shit tier, so they need to have extra to make up for the ones that miss.

Do our have to wear under ware ? This is a serious question?

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Because I'm already at police academy. Though, I have a deep respect for the military.

>>717160556

2A636 is for aircraft electrical systems

and Herbie is for Hurlburt Field, Florida. I was in the spec-ops squadron and there would be days when aircraft were just gone before the shift started, usually meaning that they were doing covert black ops

>tfw some of the conspiracy theories of /pol/ are right.

>>717158323
That's not true. Once libo is called you're off. I don't know what faggot mos you're in, but unless you're on duty that's about the only time you're being consumed besides field and deployment.

>>717160431
[ ] not told
[x] told

>>717159828
You've clearly never been in or are friends with people that are in.

There's no big conspiracy, or brain washing or huge sacrifice.

Literally unless your combat arms ( and even then, I'm speaking as Infantry) there is zero sacrifice.
Easy life, benefits, fed, clothed, payed, college paid for, vacation.
For a young male from like 18-21ish, or 22-24ish.
There's really not much better you can do.
3 year contract.
Learn a skill.
Add it to your resume.
Instant respect wherever you go (regardless what you think, it's a fact of American culture)
College paid for.
Discipline, not in the "Yes sir, no sir" thing but more as in.
Most people's days are like 10-12 hours long but when you get used to like 18-20 hour days.
You realize a 9-5 ain't shit and you have plenty of time to do other stuff.

Why would you have to wear under wear?

>>717160919

Regardless, it would be suicide for either country to attack another country that has nukes. Both Russia and America have automation systems in place to counter nukes.

ITT: A bunch of faggots 90% of which never even came near a gun, but think that they have 300 confirmed kills in Al Quaeda and say "you're fucked kiddo" on a daily basis.


Kek you're all pussies.

>>717155209
I was born with asthma.

Plus, I'm not, y'know, a bootlicker.

>>717160645
Yes, I do it everyday lol

>>717155209
>terrible eyesight
>fucked up back

>>717160862
you forgot to mention all the oil we supposedly took without giving any stats to back it up.

now be a good redditor and go home.

>>717155209
>can't get fired
but you can...

I may consider joining if they have positions in electrical engineering.

In no way does military service advance the human race.

>>717160919
Kek, Russia has nuclear cluster-bombs and the worlds biggest nuke.

Tsar Bomba and the Satan nuclear missile.

It's suicide for both.

>>717161093
oh fk. thats crazy cuz im an AE. aviation electrician. hell ye

>>717161236
youre fucken dead kiddo.n

>>717155209
I was in, got hurt to the point of needing back surgery, they kicked me out

>>717161059

>I have a deep respect for the military

Military vet here. Don't.

Those that are cannon fodder don't deserve respect. Expendable.

Those that aren't usually won't tell you anyway.

Growing population in the military are starting to hate cops though. So be a good cop.

>>717160539
Apologies faggot, I cant read Dog Fuckernese. Let me google translate...
"I'm a huge pussy who will never accomplish anything!"

>>717155209
Already am. I'm airforce and am getting an education. i'll have my bachelors done before I get out which is in a year. Just doing my 4 and moving on. It was great while it lasted but my job was hard on my body and i'm getting older. Have to move on.

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>>717161253
Well you weren't born a fat fuck, that one is on you

>>717161276
Nice , I need to be able to breath.

>>717160862
>>717160862
I haven't killed any kids.

I guess we did invade Afghanistan, I won't get into history or anything but America has done some questionable stuff to be the worlds superpower, and not by a little bit, by a lot.
So in the end, it's worth it.

You can be a leech and not be in the military, leeching is just not contributing.

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>>717161406
>>717160919
I'm usually not up late enough to see the dumbshit aussies posting

Good'aye m8s

>>717161046
No

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>>717161529
You are glowing example of what I wish the boys in this thread would grow into. Congratulations on a job well done.

>>717161487
fuck off kid. As someone who is in the actual military not a single person I work with 'hates cops' you fucking faggot.

Fucking dope

>>717155209
Because I'm overweight, getting in shape though purely for this.

Lost 5 stone already

>>717161962
I dropped 40 pounds to join. It's doable man hang in there and be committed. It's worth it in the end.

>>717161556
>born with athsma
>became a fat ass
>just started running one day
>couldn't even run 1/4 of a mile before having to sit down
>but every day I kept running
>I got further and further
>in a month I could run a mile
>kept going
>lost 20 pounds after 2 months
>was up to a mile and a half at 3 months
Even asthma isn't an excuse, my asthma was awful, but if you train your body you can still over come it.

>>717161128
>there is zero sacrifice
I have lost so many people in the Air Force.... in the fucking Air Force

>Easy life
>mandatory fun

>Benefits
>Clothed
Why don't you just get welfare, you manchild? I swear, if I have to sit with another 19 year old retard who joins the military, that he is joining a socialist institution, I will flip.

>3 year contract
They come in 4 and 6

>Learn an antiquated skill that might not even have a civilian counterpart
Look, a lot of the military jobs can be fucking done by robot.
Exampes? MPs, fuel drivers, cargo loaders, electricians, etc.

>Instant respect
No. Only if you live in the Bible Belt for the most part

>Discipline
>Most people's days are 10-12 hours

Where the fuck are you getting your information? People work 16+ shifts where I live. (San Francisco)

Because I can make a 6 figure salary sitting at an desk in an air conditioned office.

VSD from childhood never healed, causes problems with bloodflow

>>717161508
Your accomplishment: Being an indoctrinated, subservient mercenary who would kill anybody and suck every cock just to get respect from people who are equally as dumb as him and those who control his otherwise meaningless life.

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>>717160862
>Killing kids
Oh boy what a waste of human scrotum you are!
As a technician all I have done the past few years is troubleshoot and maintain radios and radar systems. Never once shot at a civilian.

>>717155209
>Proves you aren't a fat fuck
But I am a fat fuck.

>>717161836

You're forgetting this is the new military, post-2008.
1. Have you forgotten the fact that a large portion of people who get promoted to mid-level NCO status are black? They have resenting feelings about it

2. I knew several previous cops who said they hated the racism in the field. They were completely shocked to find that the military was more level-headed.

3. You're probably some Army guy.

>>717161431
You some sort of white nigger you fucking cuck faggot?

>>717155209
Did my 8 years in the army, got my dd214 then got the fuck out. What I witnessed makes me wonder how this country has survived since General Patton stepped down. We are fucked. The president's "football" is for show. The computer backbone for the military is held together with ten strings and several unlocked doors.

>>717160291
Smedley Butler, who served before WWII was even a thought. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You have no clue what the military is like today or what its values are

>>717160539
Most beta shit I've ever heard you fucking white nigger.

>>717155209
I would be unable to follow orders that I do not agree with.

And have also allied to a military civilian job.

>>717161556
Hey, I'm not fat, I just get disqualified. So that's a nonstarter.

>>717157907
Found Hillary guys

>>717162573

>they hated racism in the field

spoken like a true cuck,maybe they should of picked the drowned in a sea of black cum field instead

>>717157907
Millions?
The hatred thing, ok fine, everybody hates everybody.

But millions of "innocent lives"?
That's a bold claim boy.

>>717162775
Power projection can be a better defense than actual defense.

ITT: Typical incoming military member who feels the need to proclaim his life choice. He will be the faggot who tries to be in command in basic. He will be the idiot who has a hard time passing his secondary training as a cargo driver. He will be more or less clean through his career, but his impotence will take away countless of promotions. He will leave the military maybe after 2 contracts. He will be the one who touts his veteran status at diners to get free shit or to try to seem interesting / stroke his ego.

>>717158343
You wouldn't get shot.
You wouldn't go to Afghanistan.
You might. MIGHT know someone that went because you're not gonna Infantry.

You'd be in zero danger.

>>717155209
is that from a gay orgy video?

Cuz u guys do my dad's bidding

>>717155209
I got fired for drinking in excess, ikr how is that even possible, its a new navy

I was smart enough to get into college/got a cross country scholarship.

>>717163649
Gary?

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>mfw all it takes for me to rile up the pig pen that contains the herds of neckbeards, leeches, and virgins of /b/ is a simple list of a few of the guaranteed benefits in the military

Got on my level cum sluts

>>717159402
You wouldn't die.
Even if you went Infantry, which you wouldn't.
Your survival is pretty high.
Since '03, to now we've only lost 10k soldiers.

10k in 10 years.
America is amazing at war, it's the type of nation we are.
You'd be fine.
Stop being dramatic.

I like getting laid at randomly. And it's a fact that is not allowed in the military. You can't call off work to spend the day naked and banging two chicks in every room of my apartment.

>>717155209
I had heart surgery when I was an infant. They wouldn't take me despite scoring high because I am considered a liability. I have Coarctation of the Aorta and Bicuspid valves.

>>717163886
>war
>amazing at shooting illiterate muhbas with guns from wwii.

pick one, tard.

You've never won a single war.

Vietnam - Complete loss.
WWII - You just kicked the last dying German soldier, and said you "single-handedly defeated Germany."

Amerifat "patriot" confirmed.

>>717163844
nope

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>>717164224
kek
>Definitely not a victory.jpeg

>>717162216
Did you lose them to suicide?
No offense of course but that's not a job hazard.

The military isn't welfare because, even if you're not doing shit you're "serving" of the Army doesn't wanna do anything with you, luck you but you were there anyways.

The Army has 3 year contracts.

All of those jobs you mentioned are still done by humans in the civilian sector: Cop, trucker, longshoreman, loaders, electricians.
I'm not sure what your point was.

In America, you will get respect in more states for being in the military than you would get looked down upon, you answered your own question by saying you're in SF, I'm from Long Beach and and LB has a very healthy respect for servicemen.

For the most part, the majority of people don't work 16+ hour shifts.

>>717163886
Do you think really we will still be fighting peasants armed with cold war era weaponry in the years to come?

>>717164579
That's Hiroshima... Once again, going against a nation way below your level.

That's like me punching a toddler and then saying "OH WOW IM SO STRONGGG11!!".

I said Vietnam.


Wew an Amerifat AND Ameritard all in 1 package.

>>717162501
There's no indoctrination.
Subservient mercenary? Yeah ok, not with the ROE we have now a days.

Kill anybody? Negative.
Suck every cock? If you're a cock sucker now, you'll be a cock sucker in the military.

The majority of people are cock suckers.

And your right my leadership is retarded, doesn't mean that I am.

I have mild lazy eye... have fun dying kids!

>>717155209
I overdosed on 25i when I was 16 and no branch will take me.

>>717155209

NOTED--fact that there are no NIGG Navy Seals

> they scate o' watahh!

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>>717155209
only people who cant make it in school go to the military.

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>>717164928
Calling the nation that pretty much had Asia in a military vice grip below my level.
>feels good man

>>717155209
>Cant get fired
Getting shot means you technically are fired.

Cz im not a piggle fuckler xD

>>717155209
Shit pay.
Being told what to do 24/7.
A single fuckup will destroy can destroy your personal and professional life with a dishonorable discharge.

>>717164224
1. Severely underestimating the AQ and taliban, they've been fighting the Russians since the 80's, and now us.
They are not "illiterate muhbas"

2. You're right, America has a history of coming in at the last moment to sweep up weak enemies in an easy victory.
We did it to the Germans in WWI, and WWII both of those wars resulted in the U.S becoming a leading superpower.
Sweeping up the enemy and being in a better position than the world at the end of the world is called "Winning a war"

3. Vietnam was a mess, no nation has ever been successful in the "nation-building" process after eliminating the dictatorship. But it doesn't matter, America is still a superpower, the Vietnam war lead to advances in battlefield medicine, combat, technology and weaponry. Take the good with the bad.

4. You're very very angry about this.

>>717165303
China and most of Asia at the time was a barren uncivilized shithole.

Japan couldn't even REACH the US.


>>717165552
wat

>>717165708
I'm not.


I actually have plenty Amerifat friends, and I do admit you're a global power.

BUT,

Thanks to YOU people, now we've got 300 genders, "human rights", brain-dead children, and this world crumbling into nothingness.

Shit pay

>>717164926
>>717164926

If your insinuating that "old" weaponry is useless, you're wrong.

The .50 cal Ma deuce has only had 2 minor changes since 1914.

The AK47 is the "Cold War Era" weaponry your referring to, it's damn near the perfect weapon.
The RPG, is Cold War, also a capable weapon system.
I forget the name but their anti-air manpat systems, very capable.

As far as calling them peasants.
Because they don't have an Xbox or something?
Or because they're stupid? If you think they're stupid.
Is it because their culture is different or or their world is 3rd world

I'm not sure exactly what you're insinuating with that.
Rhe only reason they are so effective is because they don't have big weapons to fight us one on one.
Anybody against the US in stand up fight, loses.
So you use guerrilla tactics.

>>717165955
You'd be surprised between signing bonuses and BAH it's good pay

>>717164928
I didn't send that picture by the way.

im not in the military because im on /b/

>>717165921
1."Amerifat" doesn't hurt my feelings by the way, it just discredits whatever point you're trying to make.

2.It's not government policy to have more than two genders, it IS government policy to allow people the freedom to call themselves whatever the fuck they want.

3."human rights" are you against human rights?

4. There will always be dead children. But along with the highest military budget the U.S.A is also the highest in humanitarian aid, which means feeding Africa, which means stopping a lot of kids over from dying.
You just sorta threw that out there, "brain dead kids" your arguments dying and I think you know it dude.

5. "The world is crumbling into nothingness"
No it's not. Global violence numbers are down, world hunger is down, deaths from wars are at the lowest in humankind.
International trade is up.
The literacy rate is at the highest in humankind.

The worlds not going to shit. Whatever news your watching or reading may try and convince you of that but it is simply not true, I'm sorry if this bothers you.

>>717167075
2 : Freedom is a disease. Letting people make choices for themselves is relying on the public to be smart.

Guess what, people are idiots in the majority.

3: Some humans don't deserve rights.

4: I meant your youth being brain-dead, as in, literally retarded. They don't know what the D.C. in Washington D.C. stands for.

5 : It's not crumbling physically. It's crumbling socially. Values and morals are being tossed out of the window.

>>717167075
this guy gets it

>>717167519
i hereby crown you lord of the edge

>>717155209
I was once in the army but only for a year. This people in the army are retards. They are people who failed in live.

>>717155209
because only fucking morons go into the military

>>717167519
Oh ok, so your argument is mainly about "feelings and emotions."

So even though the numbers say differently.
You still "feel" that way?

Then we're done here. Argument over.

There's no point in this anymore if you based your whole argument, regardless of actual facts, on emotions.

Have a good one fellow /b/tard.
For the record you can't build anything solid, whether it's an argument or a building on loose foundations.

>>717155209
>Meant for people who can't get an actual job
>Risk of death
>Can get fired
>Don't need army to not be fat
>Most good jobs give free medical
>See friends and people die

>>717167798
How?

Do pedophiles and rapists deserve human rights?

Hell, do they deserve MY tax money to feed THEM?

Do you think this generation is smart..? Do you really think that youth nowadays is morally and ethically educated?

I guess that saying something a liberal doesn't agree with makes me the "Lord of Edge".

>>717155209
I'm already retired from it LOL.

don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve?! a lot of horny bitches of your city: http://zumlink.pw/oPSQE

>>717168057
Feelings?

Mk.

According to numbers, the White Race is superior to Blacks.
Do you agree?

I mean, it's "statistically" proven, so obviously you've got to agree with that too.

>>717155209
I was
Got kicked out for Underage Drinking
Living and loving normie life now

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>717155209
>>Proves you aren't a fat fuck with asthma
>am a fat fuck with asthma

>>Free dental and medical care
>hate self and would prefer to be unhealthy

>>Pantie dropper
>am gay and also too antisocial to take interest in a relationship anyway

>>Free food
>already fat

>>Respect from your family
>family already respects me

>>Respect from the public
>don't want their respect, just want them out of my life

>>Free college
>already going to college pretty inexpensively on my own academic merit

>>Instills discipline and mental fortitude
>so does starving yourself and that's my plan once i'm able to settle down in my own house

>>Long working hours build character
>see above

>>You can have almost any job you want, from Cook to Nuclear Engineer
>already going to be able to get the job i want because i'm studying it and getting good grades

>>Cant get fired
>can get killed
>gonna die anyway but i'd prefer it be at my own hand and under principles i believe in

>>717168057
Feelings and emotions?

More than 50% of the population is obese.

Millennials score lower on tests on average.

Feelings and emotions are only the last question, which wasn't even the bulk of my argument.

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DD-214 lets me smoke weed after 8 years of service

1C151 here. The military has been nothing but great for me. 10/10 would recommend

>>717168229
Oh man, dude lol

Have a snickers and go to bed.
I'm done, we're done here.
Just let it go lol you're making yourself look like a cheap Bond villain.

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>>717155209
>Respect from the public
Not all the public. Many of the libtard safe room runners think the military is a bunch of worthless degenerates Though I know better. But still proved wrong.
>Cant get fired
Yes you can in a since. If your an officer you can be fired as enlisted you can be kicked out which is the same as being fired but with way worse consequences.

>>717168443
Wasn't me.


This is me >>717168385

>>717168394
not if GS or NAF or related to DoD any way

>>717155209
already been in and out op 4 years of service to my beloved marine corps i would go back if i would but got forced out due to cutbacks

>>717156032

French Foreign Legion. Then you'll be a legit badass.

No branch of the US military trains you as hard as they do.

>>717158245
thats where you're wrong anon

I'm diabetic.

>>717168629
Making more $$ in the private sector

>>717155209
I don't like getting up early
I don't like running
I don't like being told what to do
I don't like not having facial hair
I don't like my country's foreign policy

the private sector pays better for my job

you can definitely get fired, or just placed in a different job

>buddy goes in to USMC to play in the band
>fucks up one time
>now loads planes

>>717168842
Same here fam

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>us army
>good

pick one.

you niggers need to join a real army, one that actually knows how to optimize the amount of resources rather than have 999999999999999999 planes


you know, the IDF.

plus, hot bitches:

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>>717168319
>>am a fat fuck with asthma
kys

>>hate self and would prefer to be unhealthy
kys

>>am gay and also too antisocial to take interest in a relationship anyway
>>am gay
kys

>>already going to college pretty inexpensively on my own academic merit
>>academic
>>merit
holy shit kys

>>so does starving yourself and that's my plan once i'm able to settle down in my own house
>>starving yourself
>is fat
k
y
s

>>gonna die anyway but i'd prefer it be at my own hand and under principles i believe in
>>under principles i believe in
>doesn't believe in freedom
not even gonna fucking bother anymore

>>717169208
freedom is cancer, but i agree with everything else.

Dont know, I was always tempted to for a bit. In order to try to make the road to PMC or PI a little faster. Just never went for it.

>>717168821
The FFL is a meme

>>717169122
The army that wouldn't exist without us military aid?

been active duty for 7 years, 3 deployments. This thread full of fucking excuses and pussies.

epilepsy

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>>717155209
I washed out twice before I even turned 20. I'm permanently disqualified, and can never reenlist.

>>717169477
I'm sure if you just stay in for a few more years, you will win the war.

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>>717169477

>>717169459
At first yeah,
but now the US is only limiting our power.

lookup the "lavi" plane, a plane Israel was trying to develop until the US stopped us.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAI_Lavi


making a long story short, we can go a lot further than what we have now, but if we would, it would piss the US off, a lot.

>>717169122
WOah woah woah.

Halt Anne Frank.

I dislike Amerifats, but you just took it to a whole new level you fucking kike.

>Jews =/= Attractive,
>Jews = Hot in the ovens.

Being surrounded by Jews.

A race that :

>Is greedy
>Ugly hook-noses
>Selfish
>Think that the world revolves around them

HEIL HITLER
GAS THE FUCKING KIKES RACE WAR NOW.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ISRAEL IS A MENACE TO THE WHITE MAN.

ISRAEL = DEGENERACY.

>>717169862
Silence you fucking kike.

I demand you get your ass back to a progressive website, you Jew-faced cunt.

By order of IronMarch you are to leave to the nearest available camp.

>>717155209
Because I'm already out of it. I'm an oldfag, served in the US Army from mid 92 to late 98. 31F, moble communications.