This is a femanon thread.
We are taking over - DICKS OR GTFO!
In order to post you must be a femanon - no proof necessary.
If you are a manon you can only post and be taken seriously if you show your cock with a timestamp.
These are my new rules for /b/.
Better start learning them assholes, us femanons won't take your misogynist shit anymore.
So I need a time stamp for you, you overgrown pig? Go shave your neck beard.
When the fag starts to sag you let out a gag
I hope this succeeds and /b/ can become slightly less immature.
Teeny weeny solidarity wienie cummin at ya in a hot minute.
If this thread doesn't succeed, just keep reposting it for several days/weeks and it will catch on.
I'm not appealing to your demanding kind.
SILLY WOMEN, YOU CANNOT DOMINATE /B/
POWER RANGERS, GO!
GET THE FUCK >>>/out/ YOU FUCKING FAGS
>MY new rules for /b/
>"femanon here guys!"
Well, this was a good laugh at least
Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
Needs more tits though, also offering a sandwich would help.
I could only read one line of your benign, pretentious drivel.
It's cute that you think your opinions matter.
Finally! That took forever.
Thanks for your patience, kind femanons. Now, what discussion may I currently partake of?
>putting effort into this thread
It's funny because she's an ex navy seal relieved of duty from banging too many chimi changa bungas
>women believe that their treatment here is an injustice when really it should be mirrored in wider society by all rights
This is like equating a refusal to read several doctor sues books with illiteracy.
I have less reason to read your self important gibberish than to read a children's book.
I don't care about the new rules. Average dick and a poorly written time stamp. Have fun I might pop back into this thread.
Is the world always so simple in your tiny brain?
Do you know what nuance is, or has your ability to process it died with your gift of being able to cry and moan for what you want?
Try considering the merit of the claim, darling.
Africans could have used the equality that was wasted on you.
This must be bait... you cant be this stupid asking anons to give dick pics?
a site where there are dick rates traps showing their dicks and poeple that send dick pics?
I can't belive how disrespectful you are. I am a person not an object. Close your legs I don't want to smell your nasty balls. HAHAHHAHA I wish I was a feminist they get away with the dumbest shit xD
well gotta say im not the ones getting my penis out and for all i care you can label me as a girl if you want
But i get your point if you want equality go for it
Lets see if it really applies here
What about these?
I'm gonna take this seriously. There's lots of girls on /b/. This could be an intriguing concept.
Besides, the reflexive misogyny of much of this board is childish. Anyone over 25 who behaves like this is truly pathetic.
>Being male is the norm here.
It shouldn't be assumed though. When someone doesn't announce their sex, they are assumed male, which is sexist because there are women on the site too.
Why cant I see the (you) when someone quotes me?
Funs over retards. Time to end dribblefest '16 now.
This is an anonymous image board. Gender should be completely out of the fucking picture. People that say they are women are no better than tripfags looking to mooch off of the power an identity bestows.
Anyone can be just "anon". An anon doesn't have an identity. A "femanon" isn't an anon.
"Tits or GTFO" isn't sexist. It isn't mean't to demean women. From the very start, it's has simply been a shout to stop trying to come in with an identity.
I can't believe i need to explain this to newfags still. It's nearly current year +2!
No, they are assumed anon, newfag.
See my newest post. I don't normally have to explain this very often anymore, but newfags keep turning up I suppose.
The crux of my point is that anon doesn't have a gender.
If someone is pleading for attention because of a vagina, then they should be called out like a tripfag. If someone is telling a story, but the context only makes sense if they out themselves as male/female, then leave them be.
Here's the thing I don't get about you retards. Most of you know this is stale pasta. You know it's bait. The people who are baiting you know that you know that it's bait. You know that the OP knows it's bait. Everyone knows it's bait. Everyone.
Yet still there's a shitstorm?
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirty score of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventy score ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.
And thus it's always been. The only difference is that back in the day there was a knowing irony about it all.
>implying there isn't still an air of irony
>implying it hasn't developed so many layers of irony that it's hard to tell what irony anymore
>implying that you just don't understand anymore, in fact you probably never did
This pasta is so stale that it may as well be fresh to a lot of /b/tards. I know it's been years since I last saw it (though that doesn't mean shit)
Either that or it's trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls all the way down
that's my cock, seriously. Oh yeah, that's my big cock right there. Sure is.
no. no. no, no.
you have it wrong.
i just like seeing people pissed off over stupid shit.
like, i thought that was the whole point on 4chan... fucking with people.
whats wrong? can't handle being fucked with? get the hell off 4chan then, cunt.
TITS OR GTFO
Be the femanon this board deserves and repost this after this one dies. And then do it again, and again, and again.and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again.
I'm not being fucked with...
It's just the gendered shit behind it that reminded my of tumblr
You're implying implications buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to stop being a complete retard.
>annoying people is the point of 4chan
It quintessentially isn't, but that's what /b/ is a lot of the time. I'm guessing you've been here for a short amount of time, elusively on this board.
Good job son. So many layers of ironic retardation that no one can tell it's a joke anymore. You just look retarded.
It's like inception. You've delved through so many layers of 'dream' retardation that you're dreaming that you're dreaming that you're dreaming (ad fucking nauseum) that you're retarded that you have, to all intents and purposes, become a retard. There is no difference between the average /b/tard now and the kids on the rainbow bus. There is no more irony. There is just retardation.
It's a figure of speak, autismo. I'm implying that I'm confused as to why you expected what you did, in case that wasn't clear.
And no one wants to give pretentious cunts what they want.
>Good job son. So many layers of ironic retardation that no one can tell it's a joke anymore. You just look retarded.
>Implying I'm that far gone
>Implying I participate
>Implying I'm retarded for knowing this
>Implying I'm going to read the second paragraph after you failed miserably in the first one.
I starting to believe there actually are women in this thread.
Oh, that's pretty good. /b/ wasn't dead in 09. I didn't like it much from 11 onward.
>stop in when bored
That's the only appropriate way to browse /b/ now. Occasionally something good.
The other week this guy came on and was cutting and mutilating himself on request, so it's always good to pop in.
Im not claiming a gender, so i dont need to follow either of the rules.
Do you even /b/?
Ummmm, girls... do we really wanna be seeing beta cock posted constantly when we cruise 4chan tho? I don't really mind that there's not a complete dick pic fest, they ugly. I enjoy the tits, but that gets old too
OP here. I'm a 33 year old male, I also posted the "I'm also a femanon" posts. You idiots got trolled hard, as usual.
Yeah, I get what you mean.
On the other hand, you shouldn't go around calling yourself a femanon, and expect not to be called out. It's basically tripfagging.
If she is doing it for attention, she should post tits. If she is saying she's female for context in a story or comment, then that's fine.
These are the ancient rules, my dude.
This post is kinda why, although I made a more lengthy one just in case you are retarded. >>717151332
>This is a femanon thread.
>We are taking over - DICKS OR GTFO!
don't much to stir up the faggots of b/
95% porn now.
where hence went all the "once i get to page 15 i's free" or "vuvuzilla" or "im going to open this pack of pokemon cards really slowly then leave before holo?" shitshack is fucking dull now.
im not op, i never said femanon... till now.. i am fem but... i came here to see the rage.
have you ever said your female even in context on /v/?
i used to hang there, they will completely derail the thread to destroy you...
are you going to show me your neckbeard pot belly or not?
>No, they are assumed anon, newfag.
The crux of my point is that anon doesn't have a gender.
Maybe you are one of the few anons who doesn't assume other anons to be male unless specified otherwise. But most other anons will assume that other anons are male.
When a male anon unnecessarily reveals that he's male, why does no one demand 'dicks or gtfo'? Because most anons are sexist and think that anyone mentioning that they're female is doing it for attention, and that's rooted in the assumption that all anons are male.
>If someone is telling a story, but the context only makes sense if they out themselves as male/female, then leave them be.
So much this. Most anons don't know when 'tits or gtfo' is appropriate, they just bleat it at the faintest sign of a femanon.
Look pretty retarded from where I'm sitting, anon. But hey if you're convinced it's all MEGA LUL IRONIC JOKE then keep on sailing. Don't mind what other people think. The kids on the rainbow bus certainly don't.
but couldn't a manon just claim to be a femanon posting a nontimestamped pic?
>Is English your first language?
No, it's not. Apologies for any errors.
My point is that most anons are deeply sexist. Women are demanded to show their tits, but guys aren't expected to show their dicks. It forces femanons to go underground. Even when they need to reveal their sex for a story to make sense or for any other reason, they will still be hounded by sexist anons shouting 'tits or gtfo' and misunderstanding the purpose of 'tits or gtfo'.
>Implying I implied you were OP
>Implying I implied that you have previously stated you were a femanon
I was just laying down the rules, darling.
> i came here to see the rage
Most of it is half arsed or ironic, mate. You shouldn't stoop to the level at which you need to feed of rage through text, all the while assuming the rage is genuine.
>have you ever said your female even in context on /v/?
I haven't but how do you know I'm not?
>i used to hang there, they will completely derail the thread to destroy you...
Don't mention that you are a female. I understand /v/'s rage. "Girl gamerz xDDDDD" are cancer. You are a gamer, or an anon, not a girl gamer or a femanon.
>are you going to show me your neck beard pot belly or not?
Its simple you wanna tell a story? Tell it.
There's no need to expose you're a femanon. Romantically involved in said story? Let em think your a faggot. You are anonymous. No one cares what your gender is and if you want to be a girl then you just want the attention. In such case
>tits or gtfo
Well, the internet is male dominated, so elts keep that in mind.
As for a male revealing he is a male in a story, he should be left alone, same as a female in the same case.
However, if a dude comes on and says "high guys, mananon here", what can he gain on a mail dominated site? There is no attention for him. It's not an annoying, toxic practice that steals (you)s from underage kids. That's why it isn't called out.
>Maybe you are one of the few anons who doesn't assume other anons to be male unless specified otherwise.
I'd probably guess male every time if I needed to find myself an answer. But no, I wouldn't make an 'actionable' assumption about it. Sometimes I make mistakes, but who cares.
>that's rooted in the assumption that all anons are male.
No, it rooted in the act that most anons are mall.
> Because most anons are sexist
And? Sexism is a redpill mate, and people from /pol/ aren't the rarest thing here, considering /pol/ is often political /b/.
>So much this. Most anons don't know when 'tits or gtfo' is appropriate, they just bleat it at the faintest sign of a femanon.
I agree. Newfags my dude. Or people that just like pissing you off.
I find the easiest way to browse /b/ is to become a hedonistic nihlist. I don't get offended, and just enjoy the ride.
I suppose even text rage is amusing. I won't lie, sometimes it's the best. The impotency of the rage can really shine through.
>no hot lardyness for me then..
>i am le sad
I might have known.
Maybe I should have said 4chan.
And when I say dominated, I don't just include quantity, I include pervasiveness. I'd say men spend more time on the internet, but even though they are outnumbered, they are in more places. I've found no matter where I go, there is a dude domination going on.
>Romantically involved in said story? Let em think your a faggot.
This is exactly my point though. You are unfairly assumed male unless proved otherwise. Anon is not genderless.
Why should femanon's have to pretend they're male? We should just be mature enough to not fawn over women when they appear. /b/ would be a lot more interesting if women were embraced and accepted into the community.
>No, it's not.
Okay, that makes sense. Due to our limited (real) pronouns, there are times when something gender neutral defaults to male pronouns (while remaining neutral). A common instance is when referring to someone in the third person when gender was not specified.
Now, as for your post: I know it's probably bait, but I'm bored.
>most anons are deeply sexist
yes, it that is very problematic and triggering for us
>Women are demanded to show their tits...
no, that doesn't cover instances in which it is necessary to reveal gender/race/color/etc. There's always gonna be retards who don't get that, ignore them. If you're still that buttblasted, get with Anita and cash in on your perpetual victimhood.
>It forces femanons to go underground
It forces fags to rely on the substance of their post, rather than their identity
Bonus: femanon used to filter to cumdumpster