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NEW RULES! This is a femanon thread. We are taking over - DICKS

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 231
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NEW RULES!
This is a femanon thread.
We are taking over - DICKS OR GTFO!

In order to post you must be a femanon - no proof necessary.
If you are a manon you can only post and be taken seriously if you show your cock with a timestamp.

These are my new rules for /b/.
Better start learning them assholes, us femanons won't take your misogynist shit anymore.
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>>717144816
FUCK YOU
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>>717144816
That's cute dear, I'm sure they all fear and admire your strength.

You're my brave little feminists!
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femanon here ^_^
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>>717144816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKk5uyuWYqI
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>>717144816
wtf is happening
>inb4 newfag
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>>717144816
>>717145210
TITS OR GTFO
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Femmy here~
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hahaha nice try
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>>717144816
OP is a faggot who wants dick pics and (you)'s
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Tits or gtfo bitch
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>>717145590
Nice timestamp there
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>>>/soc/
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>>717145586
new fag detected
lurk more
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>>717145730
Good riddance
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>>717145714
So I need a time stamp for you, you overgrown pig? Go shave your neck beard.
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>>717145810

>newfag detected
>lurk more

Says the newfag.
Lurk MOAR
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>>717145586
>717145586

show cock
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No one here is female.
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>>717145950
Take a photo holding up 6 fingers
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>>717145810
>>717145975

When the fag starts to sag you let out a gag
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>>717146092
(((GreenTextingNumbers)))
Kill yourself
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>>717144816
I'd send a picture of my dick but I dont want to. I'll kindly proceed to gtfo
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>>717144816
I hope this succeeds and /b/ can become slightly less immature.

Teeny weeny solidarity wienie cummin at ya in a hot minute.

If this thread doesn't succeed, just keep reposting it for several days/weeks and it will catch on.

Good luck!
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>>717144816
im femanon and this is shit
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>>717146150
I'm not appealing to your demanding kind.
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>>717144816
Femanon here, but I'd rather not see their pork swords
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>>717144816
you could start by not saving thumbnails
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>>717145950
You're fine. Wanna fuck?
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>>717146334
lel

people will believe you
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SILLY WOMEN, YOU CANNOT DOMINATE /B/
POWER RANGERS, GO!
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>>717146360
Uhh mine is chicken tyvm. Did you just assume my sword filling?
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Femanons here and I still want you to show tits or gtfo
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>>717146194

I double clicked assholes. The second arrow got erased.
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What's the point tits are tits but all of 4chan is going to have gross tiny dicks
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>>717144816
Cute!

Now post tits or GTFO
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>>717146569
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>>717144816
>MY new rules for /b/
>"femanon here guys!"
Well, this was a good laugh at least
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>>717144816
kys whore.
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>>717146569
ok
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>>717144816

Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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what fag let 'em out of the kitchen?
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>>717147070
I didnt read past femanon here. Because your opinions dont matter.
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>>717144816
Here you go
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>>717147070
>tl;dr
Needs more tits though, also offering a sandwich would help.
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>All these femanons and no screeching

Funny
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>>717147070
Thank you. Seriously. I was unaware of some of those powers. I'll think of this when ever someone makes a kitchen joke
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>>717147070
I could only read one line of your benign, pretentious drivel.

It's cute that you think your opinions matter.
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>>717144816
I'm a faminon can I post pls
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Boy or girl it really dosent matter, you're on 4chan so you're just another retarded faggot.
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>>717146277
Finally! That took forever.

Thanks for your patience, kind femanons. Now, what discussion may I currently partake of?
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>>717147070
>putting effort into this thread
>top kekle
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>>717146569
>>717146704
>>717146728
>>717146827
>>717146878

REEEEEE Dicks or GTFO you can't be here with the REAL MEN who posted penors
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>>717147070
It's funny because she's an ex navy seal relieved of duty from banging too many chimi changa bungas
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>women believe that their treatment here is an injustice when really it should be mirrored in wider society by all rights
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>>717144816
>manon
hekh
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ITT: OP is a fag who wants to see boys linus' and charlie browns.
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>>717147264
>>717147443
>>717147554
All these fags that can't read more than two sentences.
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>>717147900
>someone took literally hours to make that cartoon because they hate women that much

I wonder why they hate women. JK, no I don't....
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>>717148096
>Can't
This is like equating a refusal to read several doctor sues books with illiteracy.

I have less reason to read your self important gibberish than to read a children's book.
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>>717144816
Femanon here. Good thread. There's actually a lot of us on /b/. This thread can become the new Bananas.
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These threads show just how many underaged fags are on /b/. Nice pasta OP. Its moldy AF and still got replies.
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>>717148319
>doctor sues

Doctor sues who? You fucking moron hahahahahha

>im a girl btw
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I don't care about the new rules. Average dick and a poorly written time stamp. Have fun I might pop back into this thread.
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>>717148117
Is the world always so simple in your tiny brain?

Do you know what nuance is, or has your ability to process it died with your gift of being able to cry and moan for what you want?

Try considering the merit of the claim, darling.
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>>717148096
I like Sylvia Plath. Not because shes a talented writer. But because she killed herself by sticking her head in the oven. I suggest you do the same
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>>717148362
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>>717148472
lmfao you didn't have to write it on it bro, >>717147681 didn't.
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Should have started and ended with a simple "/thread"
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>>717148461
Africans could have used the equality that was wasted on you.
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>>717148635
You mispelled tits or gtfo
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This must be bait... you cant be this stupid asking anons to give dick pics?
a site where there are dick rates traps showing their dicks and poeple that send dick pics?
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>>717144816
This is excellent. By flipping it around, it really illustrates the way that being male is considered the norm and female a deviation from that norm.

DICKS OR GTFO
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>>717148889
and yet there are no (genuine) penises itt
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>>717148740
>L
>M
>A
>O
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>>717148740
I can't belive how disrespectful you are. I am a person not an object. Close your legs I don't want to smell your nasty balls. HAHAHHAHA I wish I was a feminist they get away with the dumbest shit xD
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>>717148975
Being male is the norm here.

The norm is contextual.

Your brain wasn't mean't to think any deeper than superficial sociological comparisons.
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>>717144816
Hiiii
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>>717149009
well gotta say im not the ones getting my penis out and for all i care you can label me as a girl if you want
But i get your point if you want equality go for it
Lets see if it really applies here
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>>717149009

What about these?
>>717148472
>>717147681 (me)

I'm gonna take this seriously. There's lots of girls on /b/. This could be an intriguing concept.

Besides, the reflexive misogyny of much of this board is childish. Anyone over 25 who behaves like this is truly pathetic.
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>>717149255
nigga you just want to show people your penis
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>>717148597
I wanted an excuse to draw on my dick
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>>717149360
What penis?
>This one ? >>717147681
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>>717149208
>Being male is the norm here.

It shouldn't be assumed though. When someone doesn't announce their sex, they are assumed male, which is sexist because there are women on the site too.
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>>717144816
Why cant I see the (you) when someone quotes me?
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Funs over retards. Time to end dribblefest '16 now.
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>>717149459
lol is that sharpie? have fun
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op i ftfy
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tits or jtfo
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>>717149039
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>>717149507
Tits or gtfo
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>>717149255
This is an anonymous image board. Gender should be completely out of the fucking picture. People that say they are women are no better than tripfags looking to mooch off of the power an identity bestows.

Anyone can be just "anon". An anon doesn't have an identity. A "femanon" isn't an anon.

"Tits or GTFO" isn't sexist. It isn't mean't to demean women. From the very start, it's has simply been a shout to stop trying to come in with an identity.

I can't believe i need to explain this to newfags still. It's nearly current year +2!
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>>717147681
I thought that was a clit!
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>>717149625
>implying males on /b/ aren't generally severely overweight
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>>717149600
Yes. I know OP has an obsession with sharpies. Kind of a newfag honestly
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>>717149782
where did i imply that? dumbass.
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>>717149729
dick or gtfo
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>>717149762
same
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>>717144816
Fucking normies.
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>>717149507
No, they are assumed anon, newfag.

See my newest post. I don't normally have to explain this very often anymore, but newfags keep turning up I suppose.

>>717149734


The crux of my point is that anon doesn't have a gender.

If someone is pleading for attention because of a vagina, then they should be called out like a tripfag. If someone is telling a story, but the context only makes sense if they out themselves as male/female, then leave them be.
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Here's the thing I don't get about you retards. Most of you know this is stale pasta. You know it's bait. The people who are baiting you know that you know that it's bait. You know that the OP knows it's bait. Everyone knows it's bait. Everyone.

Yet still there's a shitstorm?
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>>717147070
did i stutter or something you moron? This whole site is a shit show of who can be more petty and immature.
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>>717144887
read the opening.. knew the first post would be massive manboy rage.
first post massive manboy rage.
fucking yesssssss, i can tassste it. it tastes goood
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>>717150061
Yes. Someone is always baiting someone in threads that have been designed to get attention. You may as well just not care.

/b/ is a shithole buddy.
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>>717144816
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirty score of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventy score ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.
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>>717150107
And thus it's always been. The only difference is that back in the day there was a knowing irony about it all.
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>femanon thread
>everyone here is a guy
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>>717150195
This post reeks of tumblr's "male tears" bullshit.

If you want people to give a shit about you, stop being cunts, kek.
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>>717147070
>Femanon
You know the rules
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>>717150340
yup
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>>717150195
hear hear :^)

Are you really femanon or trolling?
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>>717150276
100000000% smiten wench
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>>717150325
>implying there isn't still an air of irony
>implying it hasn't developed so many layers of irony that it's hard to tell what irony anymore
>implying that you just don't understand anymore, in fact you probably never did
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>>717144816
Hoe go back to tumbler
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>>717150367
>>717150340
>>717150383

dicks? no? gtfo?
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>>717144816
We know your a faggot that just wants to see pictures of cocks
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>>717144816
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>>717150238
haven't been here in years..
see thread.
expect them sausages.
get none.
is broken hearted.
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>>717150340
>literally everyone
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>>717144816
femanon closet misogynist ama
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>>717147872
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>>717149538
cause youre a dumbwhore
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>>717150061
This pasta is so stale that it may as well be fresh to a lot of /b/tards. I know it's been years since I last saw it (though that doesn't mean shit)

Either that or it's trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls all the way down
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>>717145950
Nice tits
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>>717150698
>Completely missing the point of "tits or gtfo"
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>>717144816

that's my cock, seriously. Oh yeah, that's my big cock right there. Sure is.
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Now this is one hell of a shit show
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>>717150895
>
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>>717150764
I don't know what you expected. There is a disdain here for people like OP.
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>>717150353
no. no. no, no.
you have it wrong.
i just like seeing people pissed off over stupid shit.
like, i thought that was the whole point on 4chan... fucking with people.
whats wrong? can't handle being fucked with? get the hell off 4chan then, cunt.
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All these fucking women need to stop posting underage boys on this site, rubbing your sick clits to cp and shit, women are pigs
That's why ms piggy is a pig, case closed
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>>717149538
I can give you to code to fix it if you post your appropriate sexual body part in the thread with a time stamp. Same goes for everyone else.

Open up you CSS and be ready.
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>>717150419
real.. here for the lols, to see angry fuckboys, and sausages...
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>>717151031
kekkikus
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>>717150762
yaaaassssssss
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>>717144816
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

TITS OR GTFO
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Bless your soul, dear troll
-another femanon <3
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>>717144816
>Anonymous
>no gender implied
>no claim to prove
>no penis or tits required to prove claim

>fem-anon
>female gender implied
>probably a lie
>prove it
>tits or GTFO
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>>717146644
Kys
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>>717151163
Be the femanon this board deserves and repost this after this one dies. And then do it again, and again, and again.and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again. and again, and again.
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>>717151031
I'm not being fucked with...

It's just the gendered shit behind it that reminded my of tumblr

You're implying implications buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to stop being a complete retard.

>annoying people is the point of 4chan

It quintessentially isn't, but that's what /b/ is a lot of the time. I'm guessing you've been here for a short amount of time, elusively on this board.
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>>717150980
*raises eyebrows*
i literally said what i expected.
if i can't have that at least give me some god damn fat guy pics.
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>>717151332
This.

Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Hurrrrrrrrr
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>>717147070
rude

also tits or gtfo
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>>717151163
Dumbass who used a sharpie on his sausage here. I came here for the lolz and stayed for the shit show. What the fuck is this magical place of bullshit
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>>717150556
Good job son. So many layers of ironic retardation that no one can tell it's a joke anymore. You just look retarded.

It's like inception. You've delved through so many layers of 'dream' retardation that you're dreaming that you're dreaming that you're dreaming (ad fucking nauseum) that you're retarded that you have, to all intents and purposes, become a retard. There is no difference between the average /b/tard now and the kids on the rainbow bus. There is no more irony. There is just retardation.
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>>717151396
>>717151396
It's a figure of speak, autismo. I'm implying that I'm confused as to why you expected what you did, in case that wasn't clear.

And no one wants to give pretentious cunts what they want.
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>>717151371
here from 09 to 12, dropped now stop in when im bored.
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>>717147070
One question tho
Does bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
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>>717144816
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>>717151565
>Good job son. So many layers of ironic retardation that no one can tell it's a joke anymore. You just look retarded.
>Implying I'm that far gone
>Implying I participate
>Implying I'm retarded for knowing this
>Implying I'm going to read the second paragraph after you failed miserably in the first one.

I starting to believe there actually are women in this thread.
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>>717150980
I respect OP. I'm a male btw
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>>717147429
Where's your timestamp faggot?
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>>717151599
"no one wants to give pretentious cunts what they want"
sums up why i don't give /b/ tit pics.,
bunch of pretentious fuckboys and cunts.
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>>717148117
You have antes idea oficina ho Isidoro a polityc cartoon??
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>>717147070
Does this mean we've had sex?
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>>717151621
Oh, that's pretty good. /b/ wasn't dead in 09. I didn't like it much from 11 onward.

>stop in when bored

That's the only appropriate way to browse /b/ now. Occasionally something good.

The other week this guy came on and was cutting and mutilating himself on request, so it's always good to pop in.
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Im not claiming a gender, so i dont need to follow either of the rules.

Do you even /b/?
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I almost don't want this thread to die
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Femanon here--
Ummmm, girls... do we really wanna be seeing beta cock posted constantly when we cruise 4chan tho? I don't really mind that there's not a complete dick pic fest, they ugly. I enjoy the tits, but that gets old too
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>>717144816
hahaha its funny when women think they have power
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OP here. I'm a 33 year old male, I also posted the "I'm also a femanon" posts. You idiots got trolled hard, as usual.
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>>717151900
Yeah, I get what you mean.

On the other hand, you shouldn't go around calling yourself a femanon, and expect not to be called out. It's basically tripfagging.

If she is doing it for attention, she should post tits. If she is saying she's female for context in a story or comment, then that's fine.

These are the ancient rules, my dude.

This post is kinda why, although I made a more lengthy one just in case you are retarded. >>717151332
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>>717152229
Dicks or gtfo por favor Anon. You've started something you can't stop.
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>>717152168
Repost the thread, period pics edition to troll
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but /b/ doesn't have rules aside from federal law.
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>>717152019
95% porn now.
where hence went all the "once i get to page 15 i's free" or "vuvuzilla" or "im going to open this pack of pokemon cards really slowly then leave before holo?" shitshack is fucking dull now.
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>>717152168
Just stop talking about this kind of boring shit and it'll be fine.
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>>717152229
Oh no I got trolled on 4chan... How will a go on?I have to kill myself now
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>>717152229
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>>717152025
This thread needs more of this
And joot needs to bring back sage
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>>717150939
You need to learn to install adblocker before going on porn sites
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>>717152299
im not op, i never said femanon... till now.. i am fem but... i came here to see the rage.
have you ever said your female even in context on /v/?
i used to hang there, they will completely derail the thread to destroy you...
are you going to show me your neckbeard pot belly or not?
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>>717152674
couldnt agree more
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>>717150037
>No, they are assumed anon, newfag.
The crux of my point is that anon doesn't have a gender.

Maybe you are one of the few anons who doesn't assume other anons to be male unless specified otherwise. But most other anons will assume that other anons are male.

When a male anon unnecessarily reveals that he's male, why does no one demand 'dicks or gtfo'? Because most anons are sexist and think that anyone mentioning that they're female is doing it for attention, and that's rooted in the assumption that all anons are male.

>If someone is telling a story, but the context only makes sense if they out themselves as male/female, then leave them be.

So much this. Most anons don't know when 'tits or gtfo' is appropriate, they just bleat it at the faintest sign of a femanon.
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So bored now
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>>717151752
Look pretty retarded from where I'm sitting, anon. But hey if you're convinced it's all MEGA LUL IRONIC JOKE then keep on sailing. Don't mind what other people think. The kids on the rainbow bus certainly don't.
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but couldn't a manon just claim to be a femanon posting a nontimestamped pic?
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>>717152871
>gender neutral defaults to male
>this is a problem

Is English your first language?
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>>717146644
waste of double dubs fuck you and this shit thread
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>>717153084
oshit

>Is English your first language?
>your first language
>your first
>your

sorry if I misgendered you
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>>717152733
tits or gtfo you revolting slagheap
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Look at my kitty cat
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>>717153339
what the fuck is wrong with your finger man?
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>>717153339
Whats wrong with your hand
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>>717153084
>Is English your first language?

No, it's not. Apologies for any errors.

My point is that most anons are deeply sexist. Women are demanded to show their tits, but guys aren't expected to show their dicks. It forces femanons to go underground. Even when they need to reveal their sex for a story to make sense or for any other reason, they will still be hounded by sexist anons shouting 'tits or gtfo' and misunderstanding the purpose of 'tits or gtfo'.
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>>717152733
Checked.

>Implying I implied you were OP
>Implying I implied that you have previously stated you were a femanon

I was just laying down the rules, darling.

> i came here to see the rage
Most of it is half arsed or ironic, mate. You shouldn't stoop to the level at which you need to feed of rage through text, all the while assuming the rage is genuine.

>have you ever said your female even in context on /v/?
I haven't but how do you know I'm not?

>i used to hang there, they will completely derail the thread to destroy you...
Don't mention that you are a female. I understand /v/'s rage. "Girl gamerz xDDDDD" are cancer. You are a gamer, or an anon, not a girl gamer or a femanon.

>are you going to show me your neck beard pot belly or not?
>Implying :^)
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>>717153169
Are you retarded? 'Your' is the correct usage.
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>>717153426
Metal powder and other dirt from welding
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>>717153495
The misonception here is that there is ever a need to expose your gender.
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>>717145590
dicks or gtfo.
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>>717144816
Tits or gtfo
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>>717153451
It's tired from being my gf for three years
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>>717153617
>the joke
>you're head
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>>717153256
i guess thats a no then??
fuck.
i really needed some hot fatty pics tonight.
something to get my blood all bugged up.
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>>717153666
>666
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>>717153495
Its simple you wanna tell a story? Tell it.
There's no need to expose you're a femanon. Romantically involved in said story? Let em think your a faggot. You are anonymous. No one cares what your gender is and if you want to be a girl then you just want the attention. In such case
>tits or gtfo
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>>717153856
No one cares what you've got to say, whore. Post your fucking tits, you vile cunt.
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so if i post a pic of my dick? ill be accepted?
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>>717146334
When your a man
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>>717154012
Welcome spidey, kill this thread
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>>717153339
Holy fuck my kitty cat picture got trips. All hail Zane Blackwell. That's my Kitty's name
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>>717153517
no hot lardyness for me then.. i am le sad.
it may be half assed and ironic.. but its better them most of the boring porn posted on /b/ 80% of the time now.
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>>717154141
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>>717146334
Then you are a hairy man
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>>717152871
Well, the internet is male dominated, so elts keep that in mind.

As for a male revealing he is a male in a story, he should be left alone, same as a female in the same case.

However, if a dude comes on and says "high guys, mananon here", what can he gain on a mail dominated site? There is no attention for him. It's not an annoying, toxic practice that steals (you)s from underage kids. That's why it isn't called out.

>Maybe you are one of the few anons who doesn't assume other anons to be male unless specified otherwise.
>Assume
I'd probably guess male every time if I needed to find myself an answer. But no, I wouldn't make an 'actionable' assumption about it. Sometimes I make mistakes, but who cares.

>that's rooted in the assumption that all anons are male.
No, it rooted in the act that most anons are mall.

> Because most anons are sexist

And? Sexism is a redpill mate, and people from /pol/ aren't the rarest thing here, considering /pol/ is often political /b/.

>So much this. Most anons don't know when 'tits or gtfo' is appropriate, they just bleat it at the faintest sign of a femanon.
I agree. Newfags my dude. Or people that just like pissing you off.

I find the easiest way to browse /b/ is to become a hedonistic nihlist. I don't get offended, and just enjoy the ride.
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>>717154011
hollow words of emptiness.
cunt? whore?
pathetic.
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>>717154311
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>>717154311
the internet is male dominated..
when 61% of the population are female.
yeah.. sure guy.. sure.
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>>717144816
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Yay spidey
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>>717154201
I suppose even text rage is amusing. I won't lie, sometimes it's the best. The impotency of the rage can really shine through.

>no hot lardyness for me then..
Sorry :(

>i am le sad
>le
I might have known.
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>>717154257
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>>717154367
The words that seep from your fetid mouth do not concern me, cumdumpster. Post tits, and then gtfo.
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>>717154537
Maybe I should have said 4chan.

And when I say dominated, I don't just include quantity, I include pervasiveness. I'd say men spend more time on the internet, but even though they are outnumbered, they are in more places. I've found no matter where I go, there is a dude domination going on.
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>>717154631
reference to "the end of the world" flash animation.
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we aint scared you fucking cunts....but this is prolly some gay ass nigger looking for dick pics
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>>717153932
>Romantically involved in said story? Let em think your a faggot.

This is exactly my point though. You are unfairly assumed male unless proved otherwise. Anon is not genderless.

Why should femanon's have to pretend they're male? We should just be mature enough to not fawn over women when they appear. /b/ would be a lot more interesting if women were embraced and accepted into the community.
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>>717153495
>No, it's not.

Okay, that makes sense. Due to our limited (real) pronouns, there are times when something gender neutral defaults to male pronouns (while remaining neutral). A common instance is when referring to someone in the third person when gender was not specified.

Now, as for your post: I know it's probably bait, but I'm bored.

>most anons are deeply sexist
yes, it that is very problematic and triggering for us

>Women are demanded to show their tits...
see >>717152025
no, that doesn't cover instances in which it is necessary to reveal gender/race/color/etc. There's always gonna be retards who don't get that, ignore them. If you're still that buttblasted, get with Anita and cash in on your perpetual victimhood.

>It forces femanons to go underground
It forces fags to rely on the substance of their post, rather than their identity

Bonus: femanon used to filter to cumdumpster
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