unrelated but thought I would share while we wait
i say you try to smash this bitch and post on 4chan ? cmon wtf
Bro I doubt she replies this is creepy as fuck
Okkk I'm feeling a new feel right now
I like where this is going.
Re roll for this guy.
hahah WHAT THE FUCK thats creepy
if she doesnt call the cops on you xD
>I'm unoriginal so I just reroll other people's jokes
Fun fact: I have hyperglycemia and it makes my piss taste sweet. If you're into watersports like myself, I can go ahead and let you get a tasty slurp of my saccharine kidney juice. Sound good?
Alright, listen. I've been crowdsourcing my responses from the internet because I have intimacy issues and it's preferable to think that I could have women but "prefer the lulz" than to risk rejection of my actual self but you? How do you hear "KEK WIN" and not turn 360 degrees and unmatch right away? How is that not an instant sahara desert in your crotch?
"You seem so tender hearted, and I like that in a girl. Here's what's left of the heart from the last girl I met on tinder. A little stringy, not great."
Why doesn't it count? OP has been missing for 20 min, you idiot, that's why I "think he wouldn't". Leap into a woodchipper, you absolute roach.
The chronology is wrong fuck face. Learn to have patience. You're going to be eating your words when he delivers any second now. My word people are so impatient. You are the reason our generation is a bunch of pussy ass men. If you don't get something in 5 seconds you start whining.
This is a funnier joke. Not the stupid sentence at the bottom right. Just the fact that she raised her son to be so pathetic.
Yea I'm the autistic one when you're the one taking hyperbole (look it up) literally. lol the irony is strong in this one. You must be one of those people who never fully understood what autism is and you just heard other people saying the word. So you thought it was cool and you started calling others autistic.
How close is that to reality?
You're both acting autistic.
>t. autist who mistakes simple definitions of words as hairsplitting.
It'd be as if I was using banana as a verb, and when you correct me I tell you that you are a hairsplitting autist.