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Dubs decide
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>>713426465
You look like a filthy cock hungry whore
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Spit or swallow?
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You look like Angelina Jolie on a thrift store budget, want to be my Mrs Smith?
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Here is another, 6 decides
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>>713426465
>>713427351
You can suck my dick if you don't like my shit
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want to form a human centipede with me?
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Get your tits out cunt
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>>713427351
Start a conversation? Start sucking my dick!
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>>713427733
>>713427711
Winrar
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so.... OPs a fag again?
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5 decides
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>>713429821
da fuck you laughing at bitch
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>>713429821
I want to fill you with macaroni and cheese.
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>>713429821
"Any big hobbies?"
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Go easy on the botox, you goofy bitch.
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I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.
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You look like your breath stinks
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Wanna hook up tonight?
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>>713429821
"You look like a younger version of my mom"
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>>713427351
>>713430216
Winrar
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Wow you're hot. You know, you could be a 10 if you really wanted to.
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Before we get started, I'm required by law to tell you that I have herpes. But it's well managed. Please stay.
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>>713429821

You look very beautiful. Wanna make a baby?
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>>713427351
>>713429821
I love how natural you look.
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Hydras and void rays are imba.
Whoever sayd otherwise should go eat a nigger dick
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>>713427351
"Fun fact: My grandfather founded the biggest dildo manufacturer in the world! Guess how rich my family is?"
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I could give you the good ole' lickaroo
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Have you ever heard of the g spot in men?
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Peepee goes in veevee
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>>713430535
welp
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You look like a nice person. Wanna get your pussy broken in by... (gulp) a nice guy?
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>>713427351
Wow, I don't know what my friends are thinking. You look great.
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>>713427351
How many fancy seafood dinners will it take to make you my personal bedroom acrobat for years to come?
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Hope you don't mind me being transgender.
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Guys, op here. Shit isnt working. Gimme a few, but I might have to stop. Sorry.
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>>713431131
Use:>>713430535
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>>713431131
Post more screens, OP.
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What app?
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>>713430535
8
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>>713431131
thred is ded
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>>713431283

It's not letting me respond...grrr.
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I can't wait to make a mask out of your skin
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>>713431131
that was not OP, i am OP, the OP's from the other Tinder threads are sabotaging me. fuck off
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>>713431317
Dude, why did you post the "I love your eyes" bs? I gave you the perfect backhanded compliment and you blew it.
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>>713431408
not doing this HAHA
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>>713431317
ey bb u want sum fuk?
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>>713431307
Tinder
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I'll just it it out there: date? I'll take you to a nice restaurant and a movie.
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>>713431468
I'm messaging her this since it is an 8
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>>713431488
14 88 !!!!

Sieg Heil!
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>>713431566
top kek
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>>713431468
WINRAR
op do this
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Want me to be your toilet paper the next to you take a big meaty shit??? I love corn, btw.
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unrelated but thought I would share while we wait
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*snickers nefariously*
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>>713431836
instead biting that shit, suck this monster babe
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Build wall
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>>713431981
Are you an alien?
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>>713431981
Next number?
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I'm a bit gay when I'm on cocaine. Wanna get Rekt with me and my cousin and watch me fuck him? It would be a bonding experience. His name is a scoop and I think you'd like him.
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>>713432102
holy shit !
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>>713431981
Tell her you are a fag but want to try having sex with a woman.
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>>713432102
Yes fucking this
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>>713431981
NEXT NUMBER = ____?
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>>713431468
She unmatched me :,(
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>>713432308
dubs
>>713432300
winrar
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>>713432345
>>713427351
What about the other girl?
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>>713432345
GODDAMMIT OP
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>>713432377
>77
Lmao you got dubs OP
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>>713432345
christ op
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>>713432377
Going to chain dubs
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>>713432377
Don't listen to what anyone says. I think you look great just the way you are.
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>>713432422
Dubs decides
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What app is this?
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>>713432600
Holy shit, 3 in a row for me
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>>713432666
Holy fucking shit 4 in a row with satanic trips
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>>713432666
k satan
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>>713432666
:o
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>>713432656
So are we doing this tonight or what ?
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>>713432666
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
I
S
E

K
E
K
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>>713432799
cmon dubs and not stupid (yet)
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Ahoy! Me ship be at the dock and I be lookin fer some booty!
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>>713432799
Save me.
7 decides
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Do you wanna do the thing with the thing?
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>>713433130
Don't make me axe you again!
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>>713432345
fuck op, recognize when its not a real roll!
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>>713433130
Ayy bby, want sum fuck?
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>>713433130
You look like your breath stinks.
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Wanna slob on the cob???????
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>>713433130
I don't know what my friends are thinking. You look great.
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>>713433130
you wanna hang out tonight or whats up ?
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>>713433130
Bitch did I stutter?
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>>713433377
i did it again ;]
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From one to ten how badly do i want to die, be honest bitch.
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>>713433380
Use this one instead OP.
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>>713433456
i say you try to smash this bitch and post on 4chan ? cmon wtf
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>>713433456
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>713432728
nice feet, btw
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>>713433377
Bro I doubt she replies this is creepy as fuck
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>>713433808
NEXT NUMBER =_____?
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>>713433808
isnt this a fuck app like tindr or some bs ? literally one night fuck ?
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>>713433808
Okkk I'm feeling a new feel right now
3 decides
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>>713433808
How hard is copy paste
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>>713433961
It's ok I can come over there. What's your home address? Is anyone else home? Are the doors locked?
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>>713433961
You know I'm only talking to you because I'm imagining what you'll look like naked, right?
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>>713434060
>713434060
roll
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>>713434060
I like where this is going.
Re roll for this guy.
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Down for this Saturday?
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Out of all my matches, you're definitely in the top 15.
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>>713433961
creampies?
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>>713433961
I'm just tryin to fuck you.
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>>713434060
Op here, not doing this
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>>713434060
Rolling for this
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>>713434308
reroll
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>>713434349
reroll
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>>713433961
Where's the tits girl?
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>>713434258
Reroll
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>>713434060
hahah WHAT THE FUCK thats creepy
if she doesnt call the cops on you xD
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>>713433961
What color is your nipples and azzhol bae
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>>713434341
Faggot kys
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>>713434403
Say it op.
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>>713434403
oh man lets see how this goes
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>>713433961
that's okay, i'll come to you. is this window open?
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>>713434610
one more try
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>>713433713
i tried to get you laid nigga you called me creepy
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>>713434610
rawlin
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>>713434610
Rollin for this
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>>713434593
9
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I would berry my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
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>>713435009
I fuckin love you, OP
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>>713435009
You didn't even say what I said and I got it before that comment.
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>>713435044
KEK WIN
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>>713435009
Don't worry. Nobody can tell you dye your hair..
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Can we just please fuck already
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>>713435009
Buttsecks
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>>713435044
Post this OP
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>>713435216
Reroll
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>>713435132
he did not gonna lie
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>>713435044
Rolling for this.
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>>713435132
but we are trying to get em laid
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>>713435169
>I'm unoriginal so I just reroll other people's jokes
5
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>>713435044
Rolling
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>>713430216
Rolling for this.
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>>713435009
so Bethany , baby girl whats up lets hang out tomorrow ..


bethany aint about it tho
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>>713430216
ez
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>>713435009
LMAOO
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>>713435436
>>713435044
rolling.
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>>713433130
plug in your phone!!
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>>713435044
roll
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>>713435044
rolling again.
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>>713430216
rolling.
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"You make my mouth water girl! Do you think I could fit you in my oven? I think we should try."
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>>713430216
rolling for this
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>>713435044
rolling
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Say girl, lemme squirtle on them jigglypuffs
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She must be down if she hasn't unmatched by now
5 decides
Please no rerolls
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>>713435044
rolling..
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>>713435962
Forgot pic
5 decides
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>>713435823

Rolling
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>>713436021
blow me bitch
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>>713435044
rolling for this...kek give me strength
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>>713435044
rollin
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can i kiss your whispering eye?
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>>713436125
god damn it
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Its crazy to say that i love yoy? 'Cos i really want to fuck you
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>>713436125
Say it, OP.
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>>713433274
Roll
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>>713432345
Op is retard
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>>713436333
Nice trips.
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fucking underage faggots who never had sex always ruin it
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>>713436021
Fun fact: I have hyperglycemia and it makes my piss taste sweet. If you're into watersports like myself, I can go ahead and let you get a tasty slurp of my saccharine kidney juice. Sound good?
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>>713436021
Yo I got some herpes if you need any. Want me to come over and come all over your eyes? ;)
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>>713436292
I specifically said no rerolls .-.
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I eat too many frosties
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>>713436474
I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.
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>>713436474
Pls
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>>713436430
spoken like an underage fag who's never had sex
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>>713436021
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
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>>713436021
I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.
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>>713426465
What app is this?
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>>713436021
Alright, listen. I've been crowdsourcing my responses from the internet because I have intimacy issues and it's preferable to think that I could have women but "prefer the lulz" than to risk rejection of my actual self but you? How do you hear "KEK WIN" and not turn 360 degrees and unmatch right away? How is that not an instant sahara desert in your crotch?
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>>713436021
You look like your breath stinks.
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>>713436710
I stopped counting at nr.30, jesus. All the little peeps who think it is funny with that sex writing thing
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I like turtles
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>>713436905
We have a winwar.
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>>713426465

my tongue is to busy being in your asshole to be bitten by the cat
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>>713436021
i asked a simple question. Eat my cum or get the axe.
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"You seem so tender hearted, and I like that in a girl. Here's what's left of the heart from the last girl I met on tinder. A little stringy, not great."
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>>713436905
Lmao if she doesn't unmatch after this one.
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>>713437142
Trying too hard
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>>713437131
re rooll
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OP u wid us???
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Anyone who puts their dick in the hands of a bunch of /b/tards deserves his fate as a permavirgin. Seriously, did you really think this would help you get laid?
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Sorry wrong convo. But anyways let's get something going on this weekend. I got actually won free tickets to Carnival and the movies. My treat?
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OP better fucking deliver.
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>>713437707
He has been you aspie. There hasn't been a 5 yet.
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>>713427351
Hello 8)
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>>713437772
Yes there has, dipshit.
>>713436905
>>713436905
>>713436905
>>713436905
>>713436905
>>713436905
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Someone stole my toilet seat
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>>713432666
>"3 in a row for me"
>gets 3 in a row
... I'll have a double cheeseburger thanks
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OP you're a goddamn nigger and you can't even copy paste. Stop making decisions, you make every fucking one wrong.
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>>713437992
Doesn't count. Regardless, he's been delivering, what makes you think he wouldn't? Herp derp.
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This is the absolute WORST one of these threads I've ever seen. Honestly. Like objectively.

OP unless you found some down-syndrome bitch you're definitely still a virgin.
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wanna fuck?
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>>713438442
>>713426465
Honestly OP are you a virgin?
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>>713426465
Are you a virgin op?
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>>713438342
Why doesn't it count? OP has been missing for 20 min, you idiot, that's why I "think he wouldn't". Leap into a woodchipper, you absolute roach.
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>>713426465
...
Are you a virgin op?
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>>713426465
>>713426465
Are you a virgin op?
Have you ever held hands with a girl?
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fucking autism with OP
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>>713438613
The chronology is wrong fuck face. Learn to have patience. You're going to be eating your words when he delivers any second now. My word people are so impatient. You are the reason our generation is a bunch of pussy ass men. If you don't get something in 5 seconds you start whining.
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So um want to hear a joke?
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>>713438951
Yep
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>>713438918
5 seconds =/= 20 minutes
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>>713439029
This Thread RN
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>>713439188
>RN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_nurse

This is a funnier joke. Not the stupid sentence at the bottom right. Just the fact that she raised her son to be so pathetic.
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>>713439139
Yea I'm the autistic one when you're the one taking hyperbole (look it up) literally. lol the irony is strong in this one. You must be one of those people who never fully understood what autism is and you just heard other people saying the word. So you thought it was cool and you started calling others autistic.

How close is that to reality?
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>>713439385
>Projection: The Post
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>>713439385
>t. autist
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>>713439385
ebin post
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>>713439455
>>713439497

>can't come up with a counterargument
>insults
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>>713439636
>t. autist who makes everything into a formal debate
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>>713439636
>>713439385
You're both acting autistic.
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>>713439840

>t. autist who doesn't even know what formal means
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>>713436021
I wanna lick your shitter like a pineapple fritter
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>>713439920

Autism=the new generic insult.
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>>713439930
>t. autist who hair-splits the definition of words until it's impossible to communicate.
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>>713440094

>t. autist who mistakes simple definitions of words as hairsplitting.

It'd be as if I was using banana as a verb, and when you correct me I tell you that you are a hairsplitting autist.
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>>713440238
>t. triggered gramur natsi with an axe to grind
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>>713440083
Exactly.
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>>713440296

>t. autist who just doesn't know when he lost
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>>713440360
>t. autist who got baited
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>>713440453

Is that really the best you can do?
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>>713439920
Lmao you responded twice to the same autist.
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>>713440697
>t. autist who won't be able to sleep tonight unless he gets the last word in.
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>>713440779

And what does that make you?
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>>713440714
I'm leaving now.
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>>713440876
>t. autist who just proved my point
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>>713440935
>t. autist who announced that he's "leaving" instead of just doing it
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>>713440956

lol so you're the autist who proved your own point about being the autist who can't sleep without having the last word in? No arguing with that.
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>>713441138
>t. autist who said he was "leaving" but never left, thus proving point about needing the last word.
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>>713441293

0/10 troll.
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>>713441448
>t. autist who's still here despite so called "0/10 troll".
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>>713440029
Reroll
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>>713441522

Who said I was leaving?
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