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Hey doctors of /b/, I got this weird black spot on my ass. I

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Hey doctors of /b/, I got this weird black spot on my ass. I thought it would just go away but it's been there for a few months. Should I be worried?
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>>713388817

looks like a blackhead. extract it. post results
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Looks like a blackhead and/or an ingrown hair.

Regardless... POP IT WITH PICTURES
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Pop it..
...
Profit?
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>>713388817
FUCKING POP IT
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>>713388889
Near quints for the win

Pop it fggt
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>>713388889
off by 1
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>>713388817
POP IT
O
P

I
T
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that's an ingrown hair I bet. Take a sowing needle to it and I'd imagine you'll have a satisfying hair removal on your hands
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Alright I'll try popping... be back in a few
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>>713388817
I'm sorry to tell you this but you have butt cancer.
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This will be fun
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>>713389241
HURRY
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I want to see the crater left behind
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>>713389241
Dint forget pics, fggt
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>>713389241
please hurry. im almost cum
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It's a real fighter, guys. I think I felt it move
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rofl when u burst your melanoma.
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Why is my mouth watering?
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>>713389868
Shiiiiit, whatd you use?
Squeeze with some pliers
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>>713389118
I concur Dr Anonymous - prep for surgery
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Hot needle
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Single-edge razor blade. Cure for almost anything. Slice it open and squeeze it.
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FOR SCIENCE
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That's a female ass
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>>713390154
Yup I'm a surgeon or something, slice it open and eat it. For your health!
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>>713389965
Got some industrial tweezers for screws and shit. Hard to get a grip on it though
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>>713390306
>theres already blood on the tweezers
YOU CAN DO IT!! I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>713390306
>industrial tweezers
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Make a hole with a sterilized needle and pop it

>make sure that you have a full erected dick in the process
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It's not looking good..
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>>713388817
GIVE ME YOUR DEBIT CARD INFO THEN KILL YOURSELF. IT'S OVER FOR YOU. SORRY. HARVARD MD HERE.
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>>713390306
Need more surface area! Wrap the tweezer ends in electrical tape to more evenly distribute pressure!! I believe in you!
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put some alcohol on it, dry it out
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>>713390578
YOU MUST DIG DEEPER
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>>713390306
^^
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>>713388817
Im sorry anon. It's butt cancer. You'll die in your sleep tonight unless you post nudes of a hot indian girl.
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>>713390578
OP, poke a hole with a needle, may just be an ingrown hair.

After you're done use some sanitzer or alcohol to clean it
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>>713390578
>>713390691
We must go deeper!!1!
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>>713390578
it's a ingrown hair you shithead, find the hair and pull it out
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What the fuck just came out of my ass
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while we wait lets all join in on a 4chan visit to tumblr again. /B/ is about to be great again
>>713387755
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>>713390905
EAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>713390905
hardened condensed aids. RIP OP
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>>713390905
Congratz on the baby
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>>713390905
you may have had a blood blister, is it hard blood?
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>>713390905
Its a gps tracker from the government
Also get a better pic
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>>713390905
FUCK, YOU'VE BEEN COMPROMISED. THAT'S A FUCKING BUG, THE CIA IS AT YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
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>>713390905
I want you to impregnate me with one of your ass seeds
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>>713391000
trips dont lie
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Got a big ass hole in much ass now... thanks for sticking with me /b/ros
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>>713390905
RUN OP THE GUBMENT AFTA YA'
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>>713390578
i got a degree in ass spots and just wanted to say you could have popped a vassal, so no biggie. the blood will even do a job of slightly cleaning out the cut. just drain the bitch
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>>713390905
MAZEL TOV!
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>>713391112
We are united in butthurt
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>>713391111
Holy shit checked RIP OP
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>>713391111
Neither do quads.
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It's like a fucking stone
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>>713391010
Illumenate confirm!
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>>713391267
its like 10 years of hair rolled into 1 ball.
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>>713391267
snail????
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>>713391267
OP have you ever been in a road rash incident?
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>>713391197
Get in here
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>>713391267
If dubs, take it to a jeweler and get it set in a ring.
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>>713391267
You keel da aleen babbeh
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>>713391267
looks like a pellet
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Am i a dad now?
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>>713388889
Wait who was >>71388888
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>>713391267
Please tell me you have a microscope, or at least a camera with a macro lens.

I need to see this greatly magnified.
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>>713391530
>>713388888
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>>713391112
Hope it felt gud
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>>713391524
Yes, what are you going to name it?
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>>713391524
DISSECT IT FAGGOT
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Cut it in half>>713391524
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>>713391524
are you Bruce Willis? that's a bullet from WWI
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>>713391524
OH MY GOD YOU JUST REMOVED AN ACTUAL TUMOR WHAT THE FUCK


YOU JUST PREVENTED YOURSELF FROM GETTING SKINCANCER

but you should get your ass checked out there may still be tumorous tissue
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>>713391524
This is good
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>>713391877
dubs don't like

gg op
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>>713391524
>>713391267
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2394322/Sea-snail-gets-boys-knee-beach-holiday-hatches-weeks-later.html its really looking more and more like a shell, have you been to the beach lately? fall on your ass?
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that is clearly an egg. please keep it warm so it may hatch
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>>713391524
cia will be pissed
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>>713391524
Call an exorcist buddy and cut it in half
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>>713391524
Get it in a closed glass contraption or something. Show it or your GP. I'm a doctor and I have never seen something like that. Might just be a solidified hair ball. How long have your ass hurt?
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>>713391267
>>713391524

You are now an honorary oyster. That is an ass-pearl.

Not an anus-pearl. Those are bigger.
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>>713392201
Welp, I'm all outta sides.
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>>713392034
I don't get out much
>>713391637
I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
>>713391877
If this is true, I will pass this story down to my children and my children's children
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>>713392408
>>713391524
put that in a bottle or in a cup and cover it over and take it to your nearest doctor, cash or not you should get what ever it is looked at
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>>713392408
>I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
I'm guessing it's a boy. Middle name "Sir", first name "Ken".
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Dear OP

TY for not being a faggot and getting shit done,
you will be a good father
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>>713392177
It never hurt, not even as i dug it out
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>>713392584
well that cant be good, even weird shit should still have nerves around it
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>>713391524
i read of people having the same thing, apparently its just a mega version of a blackhead and nothing more.
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>>713392584
You know what will hurt? The chemo.
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>>713392584
Well do you have any other lesions like that?
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wtf
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It's just a calcified shell around something your body couldn't force out through the skin or dissolve.
It's perfectly normal, you probably have quite a few more, i know i got like 3 of the things that I know where they are...
Enjoy your human pearl.
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>>713388817
Pop that shit like a rat in the hood, my nigger.
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>>713389922
...DUDE
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I literally went to a dermatologist today for the same thing. He said it's just scar tissue around an ingrown blackhead, basically. Nothing to sweat but congrats on OP for ripping himself apart for our amusement.
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>>713392910
kek
>>713392973
nah this is the only one i have. That I know of, anyway
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>>713392988
>Enjoy your human pearl

>>713391267
OP, make a necklace
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get a small radio shack type soldering iron,burn the basterd out,put the tip using a magnifying mirror, put the tip close enough to make it bubble & smoke a bit,, then use anbesol ( small pink bottle for tooth ache, you need an eyedropper to dispense it) a couple drops will kill the pain till the scab forms
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>>713393328
Ok. Did you get injured on this area ? How old are you ?
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>>713391403
roll
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>>713392988
Hey look someone on /b/ that knows what they're talking about
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>>713391524
lol you're ok op
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>>713393450
not that i remember, and i dont tend to get injured often so most likely not. 16
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>>713393656
>16
MODS MODS MODS
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>>713393656
ok. Well that might just be what >>713392988
said. Do you have acnea ? It could also be a common blackhead.

Sadly Im not specialized in dermatology.
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>>713391112
>big ass hole in much ass now

Didn't you have one before?
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>>713393656
>16
MODSMODSMODS
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>>713393656
>16
MODS MODS MODS
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>>713393656
B&/V&! This is CP and you are underage. How dare you show a teen's ass!
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>>713393899
>>713393944
>>713394011
Dem dubs
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>>713393656
ABANDON THREAD

MODSMODSMODS
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Just for science, you can also dissolve that thing with like lemon juice to see what's inside, or some bathroom cleaner that says it removes limescale.
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>>713393899
>>713393944
>>713394011
>>713394027
>>713394139
I didnt think I would stir that pot. Sorry anon.
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>16
ABANDON THREAD
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>>713394317
You could have just said 18, but you just didn't know the rules I guess.
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>>713394317
kek its fine. I dont think this even remotely counts as cp, its a tiny bit of my upper ass covered in blood. Although, this is 4chan..
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>>713394539
Not really a lewd pic tho, is it. Not like i showed my whole ass or dick
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>>713394553
Anyway, it's probably not a tumor. Asses arent exposed to sun on a regular basis. You're gonna be fine.
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>>713393656
Underage and banned.
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>>713391524

what the fuck is that, some on get the med students!
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>>713394769
Thanks anon
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Have you by chance gotten shot in the ass with a BB gun? Those can stay in there a long time before working their way out
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i may have found what it is bois, google Comedo
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