Hey doctors of /b/, I got this weird black spot on my ass. I thought it would just go away but it's been there for a few months. Should I be worried?
I'm sorry to tell you this but you have butt cancer.
It's a real fighter, guys. I think I felt it move
Got some industrial tweezers for screws and shit. Hard to get a grip on it though
Got a big ass hole in much ass now... thanks for sticking with me /b/ros
i got a degree in ass spots and just wanted to say you could have popped a vassal, so no biggie. the blood will even do a job of slightly cleaning out the cut. just drain the bitch
OH MY GOD YOU JUST REMOVED AN ACTUAL TUMOR WHAT THE FUCK
YOU JUST PREVENTED YOURSELF FROM GETTING SKINCANCER
but you should get your ass checked out there may still be tumorous tissue
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2394322/Sea-snail-gets-boys-knee-beach-holiday-hatches-weeks-later.html its really looking more and more like a shell, have you been to the beach lately? fall on your ass?
Get it in a closed glass contraption or something. Show it or your GP. I'm a doctor and I have never seen something like that. Might just be a solidified hair ball. How long have your ass hurt?
I don't get out much
I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
If this is true, I will pass this story down to my children and my children's children
It's just a calcified shell around something your body couldn't force out through the skin or dissolve.
It's perfectly normal, you probably have quite a few more, i know i got like 3 of the things that I know where they are...
Enjoy your human pearl.
I literally went to a dermatologist today for the same thing. He said it's just scar tissue around an ingrown blackhead, basically. Nothing to sweat but congrats on OP for ripping himself apart for our amusement.
get a small radio shack type soldering iron,burn the basterd out,put the tip using a magnifying mirror, put the tip close enough to make it bubble & smoke a bit,, then use anbesol ( small pink bottle for tooth ache, you need an eyedropper to dispense it) a couple drops will kill the pain till the scab forms
>big ass hole in much ass now
Didn't you have one before?