>HOLY FUCK >Be me >17 >Talking to friends in high

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>>713318376
Yea

continue

>>713318376
Does it end in finding out your girlfriend started working in a massage parlour giving out her own happy endings?

>>713318376
Ok
>this continues for a few weeks
>until I found this one video
>FUCKING AMAZING
>I fap to this video and only this video for like a solid month it was that good.
>Come home one day from college and my mom tells me to sit down because we need to talk
>See my bedroom door wide open....
>my computer doesn't have a password lock
>oh fuck
>Nope
>Mom starts telling me that my dad is not my real dad and in fact he is my step dad.
>??what??
>You also have a sister who is 6 years older than you.
>You never meet here because she went with your dad to live in Canada when you were very small
>I just got a call from your real dad and he says your sister is missing and left home without any notice
>We think she might be coming here to Anonville
>OH FUCK
>This wave of knowledge hits me like a fucking truck and im in tears
>mom consoles me and fails, so I get out and go to Lings shop and hang out there and tell them what happened
>They listen and try to cheer me up with tea and cookies
>It kinda works but I wasnt really feeling it
>leave feeling a little better but still shattered
>A week goes by and we start shopping for Thanksgiving stuff
Cont?

yes please

Boiiii keep going, im invested (include me in the screenshot)

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>>713319722
Continue

>>713320003
Red

OP if you're saying what I think you're saying, then I'm about to lose my shit. Please, continue.

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ZOOMED WORDS

This is obviously a Don't Stop Believing greentext.

>>713318376
>>713319722
OK
>Thanksgiving rolls around and moms family and some close friends start to show up
> hop in shower and rub one out to the video
>about an hour into eating we get a knock on the door
>guess who
>ITS MY FUCKING SISTER
>HOLY SHIT
>MOM STARTS CRYING HER EYES OUT AND GRANDMA PASSES OUT
>EVERYBODY IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY
>im still in my chair shocked by everybodies reaction to get up and look
>Hello everybody my name is Marissa.
>There is a wall between the kitchen and the front door so I didnt get to see her face
>But her voice sent cold shivers down my back and all the hairs on my body shoot up
>I know this voice, but from where?!?
>Get up to look and before I can get a good look at her face she hugs me and buries her face in my chest
>The voice
>Bright blonde hair
>Short stature
>I feel the tears soaking through my shirt but my mind is going a million miles a minute
>She looks up and...
cont?
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>>713320900
Nigga just end it

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>>713320900
Go on, I'm waiting~

>>713320900
We're clearly about to get speckledorfed

>>713320900
cumming buckets OP continue...

>>713320900
>cont?
No. Just fucking stop already, jesus christ.

>>713320900
I know this is going to be a troll
But I still want to see what the joke is

>>713320900
Get on with the joke fag

>>713320900
nah I dont really want you to continue the story op sorry im just not feeling up to it.

>>713320900
finish it

>>713320900
wtf. just do it already.

>>713320900
Cont., cunt.

>>713320900
End it pls

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>>713320900
abandon thread, OP is a fag

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We're waiting...

>>713318376
Type this shit out before posting

>>713320900
>says
>wheres my tree fiddy
>it was at that time I noticed she was about 500 feet tall and from the paleothic era

THIS GUY IS FUCKING TROLLING

>>713320900
>Mother
>Fucking
>9/11

>>713321799
was just typing this out anon, you beat me to it you son of a bitch.

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>>713320900
Finish it

>>713320900
Disregard that, i suck cocks.

>>713318376
>>713320900
Sorry Sis came in.
>She looks up and sees my face
>Her eyes are wide open as she comes to realization that I am OP and I'm a faggot for not fucking typing this all out before posting this thread and leaving everybody hanging
>Speaking of hanging, I think I'll go do that now

>>713321952
Kek

20 bucks says he dated/fucked his sister without realizing it

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>>713321952

>>713321799
see if this is actually op imma stab a bitch

>>713322063
That's probably what it is. Meh, I can live with that ending. Later faggots

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>>713321952
kek

>>713322063
20 bucks says hes a faggot

>>713320900
OK ANONS HERE YOU GO
>She looks up
>And she gets the most shocked look on her face
>its ling from the massage parlor
>How did i not know this all along
>suddenly she leans over almost out of habit and unzips my pants
>Gives me wicked succ right in front of the entire family
>Grandma has a seizure and dies on the spot
>We go to the funeral
>to bad grandma didnt get a happy ending

>>713322063
shes obv the chick in the video, christ this guys writes like an engineer.

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>>713318677
This is now a get thread

Great jape OP, 10/10 would get japed again.

>>713322195
That's fucking it?

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>>713322195
>too bad grandma didnt get a happy ending

>>713318376
>>to bad grandma didnt get a happy ending
Kek

>>713322327
ye but wouldnt that bird be asian? and actually look like op

>>713322343

awe yeah

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Calling all faggots. Let's get DUBS

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>>713322361
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>>713322403
YEAH THATS IT, HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAUGH ANONS XD

>>713319722
I want this dang video man

>>713318376
>>713319722
>>713320900
ok
>its her.
>My long lost sister is the masseuse from the video
>I have been fapping to my sister for the last month.
>Because I had essentialy trained my dick to get erect at the thought of this girl upon seeing her face I get a massive boner but this was like I stream lined a bottle of viagra
>HOLY FUCK
>I realize this and as soon as she lets go I pretend to almost pass out and fall to the floor in an effort to hide my boner
>it works
>kinda
>nobody except my 10 year old cousin sees
>whatever
>Mom comes rushing over to pick me up and I refuse and insist that I need a moment to collect myself
>still have a massive hard on and what is supposed to be one of the happiest moments of my life is being ruined by my own perversion
>do the flexing trick and it somewhat goes away but i still had like halfchub
>whatever
>I get up and am surrounded by my family and we include her in the festivities
>she stays with us for the weekend
>Over the weekend we talk and I get to know her and turns out that she is a professional masseuse and has worked at a lot of parlors
>Mom chimes in and says I hope you didnt do anything illegal while working at those places
>She laughs and shrugs it off
>I knew she was lying, not only could I see it in her face but I actually had evidence.
>She asks if I know any places that are hiring as a joke and I said yes
>Oh really? If i get hired maybe ill stay down here instead
>Give her Lings number and say nothing else
>I leave saturday morning before she wakes up and head to a friends house
>get home and she is sitting in my room
>Hey annon I hope you dont mind but mom let me use your comp
>sure go for it
>at this point I had locked all my porn
>except for 1 video
>YUP

>>713322500
confirmed

OP is a time traveling cuck

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>Grandma....no...

>>713322566
>>713322500
o shit bois

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>>713322500
reporting for trips.

>>713322561
1/10 worse plot than big bang theory. faggot confirmed

>>713322722
close enough

>>713322500
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>>713322744
dubs confirm

>>713322566
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>>713322561
is that it

>>713322419
called it. god damn its the least subtle shit ive ever read. next she'll say she saw the video and he'll blackmail her into a handjob. the end.

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>>713322877
dubs good to go

The numbers in this thread are insane

>>713322877
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>>713322877
yaaay im helping.

OP is gayfaggot

Didn't even turn it into a dinosaur

>>713322984
why do we get drawn into this shit /b/ro, its been too long since a legendary greentext

>>713323076
oh fuck off by one

>>713323111
holy shit this is a great get thread

>>713323111
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>>713323177
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Link the video

>>713323111
Agreed

>>713323177
againnnnnnn

>>713323411
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>>713323411
checkem

>>713323411
dubs? got.

>>713323499
dubs? gottem again.

>>713323499
dubble dubs

>>713323499
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>>713323544
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS

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if anyones got numbers its me

>>713323544
and duble dubs to you good sir

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>>713323544
>>713323499

What the fuck is wrong with this thread? Did OP leave some sort of dubs script running while writing this? Fuck the story, look at all of these dubs!

>>713322561
please finish so i can

Link the video, else its proven you're a lying sack of shit.

Can I have dubs?

>>713323687
Dubs shmubs

>>713323544
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>>713318677
best get thread.

>>713323714
this

>>713323755
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>>713323755
checked

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HERE WE GO BOYS

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>>713323748

you can borrow mine when im done with em