[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

>HOLY FUCK >Be me >17 >Talking to friends in high

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 112
Thread images: 30

File: 1477698271410s.jpg (4KB, 125x125px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1477698271410s.jpg
4KB, 125x125px
>HOLY FUCK
>Be me
>17
>Talking to friends in high school about Asian massage parlors and happy endings as a sorta joke.
>Decide in the moment to gather some cash and actually go to one.
>about a month later I go and get jerked off.
> Go five other times over the course off the year.
>This becomes my fetish of sorts.
>Get a girlfriend and after a few months of sex tell her about it.
>She thinks its weird but goes along and she likes it too
>fast forward a few more months and she gets recruited by the navy and we break up on good terms
>Whatever
>Realize I can go to massage parlors again
>YAAAAAYY
>Decide to hit up the old spot and turns out the lady who uses to do it for me moved to another parlor
>Go there and meet new girls because (lets call her Ling) Ling introduces me and blah blah
>Go about once a week, sometimes just to chill out with the girls because they were super chill even after me facefucking almost all of them.
> This becomes my fetish and whenever I did jerk off I would think of these girls and the situation.
>Oh shit the internet exists!
>Look up asian massage parlor porn
>It felt like I struck gold.
>Fap vigorously to tons of videos and download a fuck ton.
>Have them all saved on my computer at home.
Cont?
>>
File: image.jpg (58KB, 1024x560px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
58KB, 1024x560px
>>713318376
Yea
>>
continue
>>
>>713318376
Does it end in finding out your girlfriend started working in a massage parlour giving out her own happy endings?
>>
>>713318376
Ok
>this continues for a few weeks
>until I found this one video
>FUCKING AMAZING
>I fap to this video and only this video for like a solid month it was that good.
>Come home one day from college and my mom tells me to sit down because we need to talk
>See my bedroom door wide open....
>my computer doesn't have a password lock
>oh fuck
>Nope
>Mom starts telling me that my dad is not my real dad and in fact he is my step dad.
>??what??
>You also have a sister who is 6 years older than you.
>You never meet here because she went with your dad to live in Canada when you were very small
>I just got a call from your real dad and he says your sister is missing and left home without any notice
>We think she might be coming here to Anonville
>OH FUCK
>This wave of knowledge hits me like a fucking truck and im in tears
>mom consoles me and fails, so I get out and go to Lings shop and hang out there and tell them what happened
>They listen and try to cheer me up with tea and cookies
>It kinda works but I wasnt really feeling it
>leave feeling a little better but still shattered
>A week goes by and we start shopping for Thanksgiving stuff
Cont?
>>
yes please
>>
Boiiii keep going, im invested (include me in the screenshot)
>>
File: image.jpg (74KB, 482x861px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
74KB, 482x861px
>>713319722
Continue
>>
>>713320003
Red
>>
OP if you're saying what I think you're saying, then I'm about to lose my shit. Please, continue.
>>
File: 1479705069517.gif (471KB, 512x288px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1479705069517.gif
471KB, 512x288px
ZOOMED WORDS
>>
This is obviously a Don't Stop Believing greentext.
>>
>>713318376
>>713319722
OK
>Thanksgiving rolls around and moms family and some close friends start to show up
> hop in shower and rub one out to the video
>about an hour into eating we get a knock on the door
>guess who
>ITS MY FUCKING SISTER
>HOLY SHIT
>MOM STARTS CRYING HER EYES OUT AND GRANDMA PASSES OUT
>EVERYBODY IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY
>im still in my chair shocked by everybodies reaction to get up and look
>Hello everybody my name is Marissa.
>There is a wall between the kitchen and the front door so I didnt get to see her face
>But her voice sent cold shivers down my back and all the hairs on my body shoot up
>I know this voice, but from where?!?
>Get up to look and before I can get a good look at her face she hugs me and buries her face in my chest
>The voice
>Bright blonde hair
>Short stature
>I feel the tears soaking through my shirt but my mind is going a million miles a minute
>She looks up and...
cont?
>
>
>
>
>
>>
>>713320900
Nigga just end it
>>
File: 1468993169387.jpg (62KB, 640x629px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1468993169387.jpg
62KB, 640x629px
>>713320900
Go on, I'm waiting~
>>
>>713320900
We're clearly about to get speckledorfed
>>
>>713320900
cumming buckets OP continue...
>>
>>713320900
>cont?
No. Just fucking stop already, jesus christ.
>>
>>713320900
I know this is going to be a troll
But I still want to see what the joke is
>>
>>713320900
Get on with the joke fag
>>
>>713320900
nah I dont really want you to continue the story op sorry im just not feeling up to it.
>>
>>713320900
finish it
>>
>>713320900
wtf. just do it already.
>>
>>713320900
Cont., cunt.
>>
>>713320900
End it pls
>>
File: 1480312974586.jpg (62KB, 606x496px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1480312974586.jpg
62KB, 606x496px
>>713320900
abandon thread, OP is a fag
>>
File: 1480056185400.jpg (54KB, 259x327px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1480056185400.jpg
54KB, 259x327px
We're waiting...
>>
>>713318376
Type this shit out before posting
>>
>>713320900
>says
>wheres my tree fiddy
>it was at that time I noticed she was about 500 feet tall and from the paleothic era
>>
THIS GUY IS FUCKING TROLLING
>>
>>713320900
>Mother
>Fucking
>9/11
>>
>>713321799
was just typing this out anon, you beat me to it you son of a bitch.
>>
File: 1476853509688.gif (55KB, 248x248px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1476853509688.gif
55KB, 248x248px
>>713320900
Finish it
>>
>>713320900
Disregard that, i suck cocks.
>>
>>713318376
>>713320900
Sorry Sis came in.
>She looks up and sees my face
>Her eyes are wide open as she comes to realization that I am OP and I'm a faggot for not fucking typing this all out before posting this thread and leaving everybody hanging
>Speaking of hanging, I think I'll go do that now
>>
>>713321952
Kek
>>
20 bucks says he dated/fucked his sister without realizing it
>>
File: 1480312358091.jpg (228KB, 480x956px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1480312358091.jpg
228KB, 480x956px
>>713321952
>>
>>713321799
see if this is actually op imma stab a bitch
>>
>>713322063
That's probably what it is. Meh, I can live with that ending. Later faggots
>>
>>713321952
kek
>>
>>713322063
20 bucks says hes a faggot
>>
>>713320900
OK ANONS HERE YOU GO
>She looks up
>And she gets the most shocked look on her face
>its ling from the massage parlor
>How did i not know this all along
>suddenly she leans over almost out of habit and unzips my pants
>Gives me wicked succ right in front of the entire family
>Grandma has a seizure and dies on the spot
>We go to the funeral
>to bad grandma didnt get a happy ending
>>
>>713322063
shes obv the chick in the video, christ this guys writes like an engineer.
>>
Great jape OP, 10/10 would get japed again.
>>
>>713322195
That's fucking it?
>>
File: image.jpg (3KB, 70x63px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
3KB, 70x63px
>>713322195
>too bad grandma didnt get a happy ending
>>
>>713318376
>>to bad grandma didnt get a happy ending
Kek
>>
>>713322327
ye but wouldnt that bird be asian? and actually look like op
>>
>>713322343

awe yeah
>>
File: 1459633781925.jpg (132KB, 425x516px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459633781925.jpg
132KB, 425x516px
Calling all faggots. Let's get DUBS
>>
File: 21.jpg (30KB, 557x544px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
21.jpg
30KB, 557x544px
>>713322361
>>713322402
>>713322403
YEAH THATS IT, HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAUGH ANONS XD
>>
>>713319722
I want this dang video man
>>
>>713318376
>>713319722
>>713320900
ok
>its her.
>My long lost sister is the masseuse from the video
>I have been fapping to my sister for the last month.
>Because I had essentialy trained my dick to get erect at the thought of this girl upon seeing her face I get a massive boner but this was like I stream lined a bottle of viagra
>HOLY FUCK
>I realize this and as soon as she lets go I pretend to almost pass out and fall to the floor in an effort to hide my boner
>it works
>kinda
>nobody except my 10 year old cousin sees
>whatever
>Mom comes rushing over to pick me up and I refuse and insist that I need a moment to collect myself
>still have a massive hard on and what is supposed to be one of the happiest moments of my life is being ruined by my own perversion
>do the flexing trick and it somewhat goes away but i still had like halfchub
>whatever
>I get up and am surrounded by my family and we include her in the festivities
>she stays with us for the weekend
>Over the weekend we talk and I get to know her and turns out that she is a professional masseuse and has worked at a lot of parlors
>Mom chimes in and says I hope you didnt do anything illegal while working at those places
>She laughs and shrugs it off
>I knew she was lying, not only could I see it in her face but I actually had evidence.
>She asks if I know any places that are hiring as a joke and I said yes
>Oh really? If i get hired maybe ill stay down here instead
>Give her Lings number and say nothing else
>I leave saturday morning before she wakes up and head to a friends house
>get home and she is sitting in my room
>Hey annon I hope you dont mind but mom let me use your comp
>sure go for it
>at this point I had locked all my porn
>except for 1 video
>YUP
>>
File: 1460192781663.jpg (79KB, 626x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460192781663.jpg
79KB, 626x700px
>>
>>713322500
confirmed
>>
OP is a time traveling cuck
>>
File: rdc1mw8qu1nn.jpg (97KB, 491x402px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
rdc1mw8qu1nn.jpg
97KB, 491x402px
>Grandma....no...
>>
File: 1460073689293.jpg (75KB, 288x284px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460073689293.jpg
75KB, 288x284px
>>
>>713322566
>>713322500
o shit bois
>>
File: Papa_Smurf123.png (12KB, 751x1066px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Papa_Smurf123.png
12KB, 751x1066px
>>713322500
reporting for trips.
>>
>>713322561
1/10 worse plot than big bang theory. faggot confirmed
>>
>>713322722
close enough
>>
>>713322500
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
File: 1480312350246.jpg (11KB, 240x212px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1480312350246.jpg
11KB, 240x212px
>>713322744
dubs confirm
>>
>>713322566
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713322561
is that it
>>
>>713322419
called it. god damn its the least subtle shit ive ever read. next she'll say she saw the video and he'll blackmail her into a handjob. the end.
>>
>>713322722
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713322877
dubs good to go
>>
The numbers in this thread are insane
>>
>>713322877
>>713322744
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713322877
yaaay im helping.
>>
OP is gayfaggot

Didn't even turn it into a dinosaur
>>
>>713322984
why do we get drawn into this shit /b/ro, its been too long since a legendary greentext
>>
>>713323076
oh fuck off by one
>>
>>713323111
holy shit this is a great get thread
>>
>>713323111
THREE SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
File: 231856796321_1.jpg (15KB, 225x150px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
231856796321_1.jpg
15KB, 225x150px
>>
>>713323177
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
Link the video
>>
>>713323111
Agreed
>>
>>713323177
againnnnnnn
>>
File: images (2).jpg (10KB, 222x227px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images (2).jpg
10KB, 222x227px
>>
File: 1460229294871.jpg (4KB, 172x214px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460229294871.jpg
4KB, 172x214px
>>
>>713323411
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713323411
checkem
>>
>>713323411
dubs? got.
>>
File: 1470169491432.jpg (64KB, 833x564px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1470169491432.jpg
64KB, 833x564px
>>
>>713323499
dubs? gottem again.
>>
File: image.jpg (26KB, 250x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
26KB, 250x250px
>>
>>713323499
dubble dubs
>>
>>713323499
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713323544
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
File: 1412929697537.gif (2MB, 500x390px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1412929697537.gif
2MB, 500x390px
if anyones got numbers its me
>>
>>713323544
and duble dubs to you good sir
>>
File: 1459633736559.jpg (22KB, 252x249px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459633736559.jpg
22KB, 252x249px
>>713323544
>>713323499
>>
>>
What the fuck is wrong with this thread? Did OP leave some sort of dubs script running while writing this? Fuck the story, look at all of these dubs!
>>
>>713322561
please finish so i can
>>
Link the video, else its proven you're a lying sack of shit.
>>
Can I have dubs?
>>
>>713323687
Dubs shmubs
>>
>>713323714
this
>>
File: 1460255178776.jpg (20KB, 236x237px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460255178776.jpg
20KB, 236x237px
>>
>>713323755
TWO SECUTIVE INTEGER NUMBERS
>>
>>713323755
checked
>>
File: 1442143734505.jpg (72KB, 472x472px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442143734505.jpg
72KB, 472x472px
HERE WE GO BOYS
>>
File: 1424946609936.gif (2MB, 500x438px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1424946609936.gif
2MB, 500x438px
>>713323748

you can borrow mine when im done with em
>>
File: 1432692398034.jpg (3KB, 126x95px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1432692398034.jpg
3KB, 126x95px
Thread posts: 112
Thread images: 30





[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.