>Talking to friends in high school about Asian massage parlors and happy endings as a sorta joke.
>Decide in the moment to gather some cash and actually go to one.
>about a month later I go and get jerked off.
> Go five other times over the course off the year.
>This becomes my fetish of sorts.
>Get a girlfriend and after a few months of sex tell her about it.
>She thinks its weird but goes along and she likes it too
>fast forward a few more months and she gets recruited by the navy and we break up on good terms
>Realize I can go to massage parlors again
>Decide to hit up the old spot and turns out the lady who uses to do it for me moved to another parlor
>Go there and meet new girls because (lets call her Ling) Ling introduces me and blah blah
>Go about once a week, sometimes just to chill out with the girls because they were super chill even after me facefucking almost all of them.
> This becomes my fetish and whenever I did jerk off I would think of these girls and the situation.
>Oh shit the internet exists!
>Look up asian massage parlor porn
>It felt like I struck gold.
>Fap vigorously to tons of videos and download a fuck ton.
>Have them all saved on my computer at home.
>this continues for a few weeks
>until I found this one video
>I fap to this video and only this video for like a solid month it was that good.
>Come home one day from college and my mom tells me to sit down because we need to talk
>See my bedroom door wide open....
>my computer doesn't have a password lock
>Mom starts telling me that my dad is not my real dad and in fact he is my step dad.
>You also have a sister who is 6 years older than you.
>You never meet here because she went with your dad to live in Canada when you were very small
>I just got a call from your real dad and he says your sister is missing and left home without any notice
>We think she might be coming here to Anonville
>This wave of knowledge hits me like a fucking truck and im in tears
>mom consoles me and fails, so I get out and go to Lings shop and hang out there and tell them what happened
>They listen and try to cheer me up with tea and cookies
>It kinda works but I wasnt really feeling it
>leave feeling a little better but still shattered
>A week goes by and we start shopping for Thanksgiving stuff
>Thanksgiving rolls around and moms family and some close friends start to show up
> hop in shower and rub one out to the video
>about an hour into eating we get a knock on the door
>ITS MY FUCKING SISTER
>MOM STARTS CRYING HER EYES OUT AND GRANDMA PASSES OUT
>EVERYBODY IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY
>im still in my chair shocked by everybodies reaction to get up and look
>Hello everybody my name is Marissa.
>There is a wall between the kitchen and the front door so I didnt get to see her face
>But her voice sent cold shivers down my back and all the hairs on my body shoot up
>I know this voice, but from where?!?
>Get up to look and before I can get a good look at her face she hugs me and buries her face in my chest
>Bright blonde hair
>I feel the tears soaking through my shirt but my mind is going a million miles a minute
>She looks up and...
Sorry Sis came in.
>She looks up and sees my face
>Her eyes are wide open as she comes to realization that I am OP and I'm a faggot for not fucking typing this all out before posting this thread and leaving everybody hanging
>Speaking of hanging, I think I'll go do that now
OK ANONS HERE YOU GO
>She looks up
>And she gets the most shocked look on her face
>its ling from the massage parlor
>How did i not know this all along
>suddenly she leans over almost out of habit and unzips my pants
>Gives me wicked succ right in front of the entire family
>Grandma has a seizure and dies on the spot
>We go to the funeral
>to bad grandma didnt get a happy ending
YEAH THATS IT, HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAUGH ANONS XD
>My long lost sister is the masseuse from the video
>I have been fapping to my sister for the last month.
>Because I had essentialy trained my dick to get erect at the thought of this girl upon seeing her face I get a massive boner but this was like I stream lined a bottle of viagra
>I realize this and as soon as she lets go I pretend to almost pass out and fall to the floor in an effort to hide my boner
>nobody except my 10 year old cousin sees
>Mom comes rushing over to pick me up and I refuse and insist that I need a moment to collect myself
>still have a massive hard on and what is supposed to be one of the happiest moments of my life is being ruined by my own perversion
>do the flexing trick and it somewhat goes away but i still had like halfchub
>I get up and am surrounded by my family and we include her in the festivities
>she stays with us for the weekend
>Over the weekend we talk and I get to know her and turns out that she is a professional masseuse and has worked at a lot of parlors
>Mom chimes in and says I hope you didnt do anything illegal while working at those places
>She laughs and shrugs it off
>I knew she was lying, not only could I see it in her face but I actually had evidence.
>She asks if I know any places that are hiring as a joke and I said yes
>Oh really? If i get hired maybe ill stay down here instead
>Give her Lings number and say nothing else
>I leave saturday morning before she wakes up and head to a friends house
>get home and she is sitting in my room
>Hey annon I hope you dont mind but mom let me use your comp
>sure go for it
>at this point I had locked all my porn
>except for 1 video
you can borrow mine when im done with em