Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
it was fun yesterday but this morining i feel awful
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr
I had a dream me and sachi were both in college and taking culinary arts :o
but sachi dropped out :(
Eh, at least three-fifths of what I got are either nonlewds, or just borderline lewd. At least by my standards
fun fact: if you stop jerking it every day and stop watching porn even the simplest images of the female form become lewd
I'd fucking let that bitch dominate my fucking cock.
Claiming the eyebrow queen with the great rack and ass Satsuki Kiryuin
so every picture is a lewd when you think about it
big ass and hips, nice tits, cute voice/personality
why wouldn't I choose her?
Not every picture is lewd. It just depends on your preferences.
>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
>all waifus are avatar fags
>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
how's your day going
I agree, but personally, I consider Lewdness to be subjective.
It has gone by extremely quickly. Today was my birthday so I do what I always do on such occasions and that's not very much at all. Though I did have my new violin delivered today.
If I roll dubs or higher I will end my life on xvideos.
Happy birthday, that's a beautiful instrument.
i think we are both saying the same thing here then.
happy birthday. play me a song on vocaroo please ^_^
>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
you sound like a professional, could you go more in depth and tell me what it was that led you to suh a conclusion?
>All waifus are avatarfags
while I can't deny that this is most probably the case the choice of waifu is based on attraction much like actual human relationships
so where's the difference?
>>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
true, but I don't make choices for her so this is not a problem
No, I will not stand for this.
>people don't choose their waifus
this would insinuate that waifu's HAVE to chose their husbands. this HAVE to be a certain way is text book autism.
>there really isn't a difference between avatar fags and waifus. I think we agree on this
>if you don't make choices for her then she doesn't make choices at all because realistically she doesn't actually exist.
this convo is also fun.
Sorry, but I have no mic, and my laptop doesn't have one build-in. How was your day?
It is, I had saved up for it since a while back. I don't own things like a phone or a TV for it.
Thank you for your kind words, Anon.
Another argument today, eh?
Hi Rei, is your birthday going well?
Well hello there.
I think i have seen you before but never talked to you. Am i wrong?
Heh, a fellow poorfag? Nowadays no one needs a TV anymore, even if you do want to watch it you can do it through the internet.
Why don't you get a cheap phone that can still send messages and do calls? I think having that ability in your pocket is quite handy.
aww well ok. eh was hungover from yesterday so I still haven't left my bed today
nah just a discussion this time it's been entertaining.
you are correct. we have seen, never spoken.
your waifu is a cute
the term waifu implies that it is a feeling of love
and since the general consensus is that you don't choose your feelings calling a character your waifu means that you did not choose it to be
so your waifu not being your choice is a requisite for using the term waifu correctly
And this boils down to 'have to' being a rule and thus it has to be followed if you expect people to use words correctly
>because realistically she doesn't actually exist
I don't get where this is supposed to go
so my answer should probably default to REEEEEEEEE
>this convo is also fun
The thread is very uneventful so that's a given
although I did try my best to shitpost properly, but I failed in the end
As well as it could be going.
I have a small monitor just to play PS3 or 2 games since my laptop can't play anything.
I may buy a phone now that I'm done with that.
Then I assume it's still early in the morning for you.
We haven't talked at all previously have we?
I can see where your coming from but i would also argue that just like in life, there are several people you have "feelings" for but in the end you chose one to actually make your partner.
>failing to shitpost
how does one even do this?
it's currently 11:17 AM
>your waifu is a cute
she truly is.
Also where is Tali from if that's youre waifu's name?
Hi akame! What's up?
I'm pretty sure we haven't
nothing. how are you?
>you chose one to actually make your partner
I'd assume so
>how does one even do this?
well at first I tried to shittalk your waifu and now we're having a kinda normal discussion...
I'll have to try something else next time
we are having a normal discussion because maybe you aren't a full on autist. and that's what usually happens in these threads. people talking and such while posting the character they find the most attractive. all you'd need to blend is a waifu.
Ah okay! Haven't played mass effect, yet.
Oh i'm feeling better and better because exam week is about to be finished!
you should but be forwarned
>the feels will kill you
Katerina is waifu
>Ohio State losing to Michigan
Just as planned.
Keeping things interesting around here as usual. How's it going Tali?
>maybe you aren't a full on autist
so you only called me an autist because you didn't know who I am and based your opinion on one sentence?
>all you'd need to blend is a waifu.
>and that makes me an avatarfag
All i need to blend in is to hugbox and post trash tier waifus
Or none at all and anonpost
I chose the latter because I think highly of myself
niice. everything went smooth this semester?
>puts the cute in execute
>and the ass in assassin
>mfw too neckbeards argue over the internet over who's more autistic.
anon posting doesn't actually make you any better
>i called you an autist because everything i currently knew about indicated so.
things change as do my views.
also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
not even pay attention!
true fuck blowhio state.
I just hope my team wins today for honor only because we sure as hell aren't going to a bowl.
>maybe you aren't a full on autist
Holy shit, is it summer already?
(Where is my Kurome????)
Hey Akame. Saturday treating you well? >>713113647
Your waifu is hungry, give her a pork chop.
Who's your team? I went to Pitt, but they never do much aside from middling along in their conference and producing solid pro players every so often.
mississippi state JUST
it's the middle of winter anon :^)
>Where is my Kurome?
that's my line
hmm they look delicious
>anon posting doesn't actually make you any better
shitposting remains shitposting no matter the pretense
so i guess you're right, is that what you want to hear?
>i called you an autist because everything i currently knew about indicated so
and in this particular case 'everything' was actually just two posts
>also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
and I am no better than shitposters with trash tier avatar-waifus so she would be trash tier?
That's a lot of football fans.
O boi, that's more than 20!
Did the nebraska corndogs win?
nah i don't really care about right, that can always be subjective and change instantyly
>limited information is still information
you would be no better/worse than any other waifu poster unless you just randomly picked a trashy waifu and constantly shit posted instead of just having conversations.
Suffering. But on the flipside, Dak is putting one hell of a season together for Dallas.
Still got some left, nothing overly fancy aside from the aquavit to make the flambe. There's too much tasty food to be made/eaten. I'll die trying though.
OSU offense can't extend the field, but these picks are killing Michigan.
that is very true. DAK+ZEKE= imstoppable
like i said i just want them to win today out of pride. i mean it is against old piss today.
Speight needs to find the consistency he had in the first half for them to win.
>>713116626 (You) (You)
>randomly picked a trashy waifu
so there are waifus that are trash? then there must be non trash waifus?
so i could have picked a trash tier waifu...
>and constantly shit posted instead of just having conversations
the posting style of the anon doesn't change the quality of his waifu
the anon is not his waifu
well obviously there are trashy and non trashy waifus. I mean just look at filthy frank.
>the posting style of the anon doesn't change the quality of his waifu
you are correct here.
Shame. So who won the ultraball?
Gott nein, ich hab das ganze Wochenende lang Seminar...
Wie geht's selbst?
How's your day been?
The only thing that will kill them at this point is if the defense completely rolls over dead in the playoffs. Although I'm a Seahawks guy, Dallas is legit this year in spite of that defense.
He has just gotta slow down. They're moving just fine and eating time without the bad decisions.
Also, Harbaugh breaking a headset was amusing.
Castro is finally a good communist.
Besides that not much. How about you?
>ganze Wochenende lang Seminar...
klingt nach Arbeit und das am Wochenende
Irgendwas läuft falsch bei dir
>also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
and what was this supposed to mean?
Fine enough. Woke up pretty early for football. Going to my cousin's house sometime tonight.
How about you?
I hate Ohio State.
kisses the yuuki
true but the defense has been decent as of late. if they keep it up i can ee them going to the superb owl.
as long as you take the time to actually choose a waifu that you love then she will never be trash. she is your waifu. same can be said in real life and that's why people end up in bad relationships/marriages.
Ach, eigentlich ist das ganz locker, spaßig und man lernt auch was dabei. Wegen mir dürften die nur etwas später anfangen.
Das tut mir Leid.
Was it canceled because of the rian?
>she will never be trash. she is your waifu
but you confirmed that the anon does not change the quality of the waifu
and my opinion about a waifu does not change the waifu tier either
being trash tier is an absolute
>and that's why people end up in bad relationships/marriages
I'll have to trust your judgement on this
No. It never happened. There was never an ultraball, unless you're referring to Pokemon.
Eye see you.
How's your Saturday, Yuuki?
Never cared for them ever, but it's slowly corroding into hate territory.
Yeah, definitely. A lot of strange is going on this year in the NFC with a lot of favorites struggling or turning into dumpster fires (Green Bay)
And I'll second your opinion also, choose a waifu/wife that you actually love and you're good.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Could be better, I'm trying to finish this project but I'm stuck on it.You?
Yeah, I heard about that, had actually thought Castro was dead years ago, and the Cubans were just being hush hush about it. Just listening to some music, probably going to watch some animu later.
I'm doing ok, more or less waiting for my time to go to work.
*joins the Yuuki hugging*
maybe so but by actually going through and choosing your waifu based on her qualities then you will never choose a trashy waifu unless you do so on purpose.
i just hope dak becomes the first rookie qb to get an owl.
>love is a choice
starts a hug orgy
How's it going Tali?
What are ya stuck on? I may be able to help
Oh sorry, I forgot the name of that footbowl tournament.
Ich dachte viel negativer gibts nicht mehr.
Something good going on this season?
Sorry if I asked you already. I know I did ask someone in this thread, but not sure whom.
QOTT: Where is your waifu folder located and what's the name of the folder?
Mine is on the desktop just called "Chara"
>then you will never choose a trashy waifu
I'll just assume an indirect you
and if one is attracted to traits that make a waifu trash tier? while subjectively not trash the waifu would remain trash
>Ich dachte viel negativer gibts nicht mehr.
Eigentlich ist alles in Ordnung.
Und wenns mir schlecht geht fange ich sogar an zu claimen
Ich werde wohl nächstes Mal wieder auf die Standardantwort zurückgreifen
gotta take a league breather, hey guys
it's under images and favourites called Yuno Gasai
We can't decide what kind of test to run. We have two groups of people (STEM and Arts majors), and we had them rate their OS preference for Windows and Mac on a scale from 1-10. We've divided them into their groups (STEM and Arts), but we can't decide if we need to do a matched pair test or 2 sample t test. We also can't decide if we need to run two separate t-tests, one for each group. Idk if that's a good explanation or not.
Watching some college handegg before going out later this evening. What are you working on?
Dak is a class act, if Dallas beat Seattle in the playoffs it would suck, but I'd root for them in the Owl. I used to love AFC football, but it's harder to watch. Maybe that'll change whenever New England loses their stranglehold on the winning.
Akame a cute too.
"Houki" inside of the photos folder.
Right now I am watching season 2 of Hibike! Euphonium. Its not amazing, but it sure is pretty. I personally preferred the first season and I am waiting for the second to make me feel as motivated to play as the first one did.
I have multiple waifu folders, one on my phone named "Yui", one on MEGA named "Yui", and then on my PC, I just have scattered pics throughout my pictures folder.
GA Tech just beat UGA. Good times, the salt is great. I'm doing some statistics
Labeled "Fran" on both my phone and PC
Hey there by the way
Oh shit, don't be ded
Hi there! Salt?
why did you cut leone off this image?
I hate lots of teams (mainly their fans) in college football. Got a list.
1. Wisconsin (slaughter Nebraska every year)
2. Florida State (90's, horrible fans)
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame (worst fans in college football)
5. Texas (even more worsterest fans in college football, not even best team in their state)
And lots more.
I have folders on MEGA and Google Drive too.
Hmm... never really considered to save anything under favourite
Under Photos, huh? It would feel like butchering the idea of the Photos folder for me
that's pretty unorganized, but eh
Yeah, but where on your PC? Just on the desktop? Or in another specific folder?
Hmm... maybe I'll put my pics on dropbox so I can save some space
Ah so you're doing a hypothesis test about which group prefers which OS, right?
I never dit that before either but since I am back at Windows 8 it's kinda nice actually
After posting from a different folder I can go back to my Yuno folder with one click
Waifu folder is called 'Shiro' and it's located inside 'waifu', which is also somehow the waifu folder.
Yo. Alles frisch?
Nun, in letzter Zeit hast du ganz schön viel geclaimt. Ich dachte bald holt der sich einen Strick!
It looks moe, generic and yuri af.
I hate overtime.
Hi tsun. How're you doing?
STEM will most likely prefer Linux or Windows while I suppose Arts prefers either Mac or Windows... we'll see
I'd say two seperate tests. One for arts, one for STEMS
You go ahead and fucking upgrade this shit. 8 is horrible while 10 is closer to 7 and free
but that's a nice function, alright
makes sense... is it on the desktop or on the computer?
Jo, als ich das letzte mal geschaut habe schon
Yeah, I'll be sitting over there. Sorry I can't help.
Awesome. Now if only Alabama would lose...
Swap Wisconsin out with Texas A&M and you got my top 5 for much of the same reason. Whiny Orange (Texas) fans are a breed of their own, but Aggies have really been making up for lost time around here.
I didn't put much thought into it, most of my stuff is arranged in very broad categories, and then organized from there.
I'm quite alright, keep forgetting to mail my professor about something. It's probably too late now
How about you?
Hey other Shiro
Oh I fucking wish, I know windows 10 is way better I used to have it. It's not free anymore though that was only a for a period
just getting over a hang over from yesterday
i would need an example because most people aren't attracted to trashy traits. that's why they are considered trashy.
>if new england ever stops cheating
I'm semi hoping for a raiders/cowboys owl for the memes.
i also hate that the SEC has degraded to just alabama...we used to be THE conference of football.
Okay cool. Sorry I wasn't sure if that's what you were doing, or if you were trying to estimate the values of each (confidence interval). How big is/are your sample size(s)?
It's in 4chan, which is in pictures.
>als ich das letzte mal geschaut habe schon
Riech lieber nochmal.
Bei mir ist die verdammte Decke zu niedrig...
Hey dutch yuno that does not say 'nigga' a lot!
I got something for you.
I have a folder called "random crap" that has several other folders. reaction images, music, game books PDFs, character sheets, and what not
Morgen geht's ans Fliesen legen im Vorzimmer
it's not free anymore? god fucking damnit, you poor fucker
>Riech lieber nochmal
oh, nice, that sounds like a good idea