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Who else missed out on teenage dick? Fucking Stacey banged every

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Who else missed out on teenage dick?
Fucking Stacey banged every guy in class over all our years of HS while I spent my time studying to get in med school
I couldn't even get any at prom
Now I'm a thirty year old virgin and I can even get wet when I see a dick at work, especially teenage cock
What can I do to get the whole teenage dong experience?
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Just be born with a better bone structure. And if you aren't already then get in shape. Inb4 excuse about money or joint pain or responsibilities.
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>>713091324
Some guy will bang you im sure, and buy some lube for your Mojave down there. Also lets see them titties.
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you could hire a man whore (or male prostitute if you wan't to be formal)
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>>713091324
I never had teenage pussy, I was too much of an awkward fuck and hopped up on ritalin to really even care about putting the dick in a girl, also the girls in my school were either super hotties that I couldn't get anywhere near, or absolute ugly ones.
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>>713091324
>What can I do to get the whole teenage dong experience?
you could become a teacher and manipulate a student into fucking you. if you're smart enough.
as a bonus if it ends up on the news then 4chan gets the lulz it so desperately needs
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>>713091666
>>713091666
that's not teens, that's adults

>>713092348
yes, that's hot
Do you think schools could accept doctors at teachers?
I wanna be that hot milf science teacher every boy in the school wants to get
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>>713091324
What kind of doc?
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>>713092860
pediatrician
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>>713091666
Satanic trips demand you deliver on them titties
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>>713091324
Just get a really skinny dildo, and use it for about 2 minutes. Experience achieved.
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>>713092856
>Do you think schools could accept doctors at teachers?

maybe I don't know; you may need to get an education permit of some sort
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>>713091324
i may be in my 30s too, but i'm still mentally a teenager. you can have my dick
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>>713091666
kek demands it
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>>713093417
Time stamp
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>>713093485
you just want another free tit pic nigger
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>>713093560
If you've been on /b/ for any length of time you should know we need timestamps.
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>>713093626
very true
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>>713093626
>>713093719
I'm from r9k, they just told me to come here if I want teen dick
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>>713093759
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>>713091324
I'm a 29 year old virgin, I'll pretend to be 15 and you just act like a woman. Teenage love
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>>713093759
Does an 18 year old with no responsibilities and still lives with his mother who looks 15 count?
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>>713093560
Thats just retarded. The internet has gorillions of free tit pics available at the push of a button.

What we want to know is if YOUR tits are good enough to catch them teenage peeners
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>>713093417
if thats you, then idk how the fuck are you still a virgin lmao

tbh i dont even believe it
fuck u , bait

and as always, sage for watching
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>>713094247
>gorillions
nice terminology think I'll ad that to my vocabulary
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>>713093417
Need timestamp.
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Souce of this gif?
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>>713093485
>>713093560
>>713093626
>>713093719
>>713094247
>>713094421
>>713094596
I'll post timestamp for another trips
because only kek can tell me what to do
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>>713094687
shimoneta a boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist.
the anime not light novels
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>>713094440
Oy vey! They forgot about the 6 gorillions
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>>713094770
abandon thread
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>>713094770
confirmed for being a lying shitbird
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I had the same experience as you, 40 yr. old Radiologist fag from TX. I missed out on a lot of things, but in the end, I've had it good. I've met wonderful ladies, and I have a wonderful woman that I'm currently going out with. I've had real hot chicks from high school contact me, but now they look like cows. At least I'll have money to pay for a penile implant, once my shit don't want to work no more.
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>>713094770
k
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>>713094781
Tanks man
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What the hell. Trips for tits.
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Time to roll
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>>713095510
Reroll
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>>713095555
KEK WILLS IT FAGGOT
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>>713095555
dingdingding
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>>713095555
I-I actually did it
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>>713091324
I'm a teenager. You could get some of my dick.
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>>713095555
OP better deliver
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>>713095555
QUADS NIGGA
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Did OP lie?
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>>713097293

I think OP was not actually a female, but rather some random guy claiming to be a girl with a random nude jpeg of some faceless girl
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>>713092936
Jesus Christ you're set, just be the nurse!
>get your own little office
>has beds
>offer first Chas who walks in to skip class some "remedial lessons"
>become the legendary slutty nurse all the boys go to to lose virginity
>realize your life is an H Manga
>the end
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>>713097996
*chad
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>>713097996
This
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>>713091324
nigger, I'm working to get to your position right now. taking the mcat on march 31
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OP is a male neckbeard pretending to be a female virgin.
Only OP can prove me wrong by posting timestamped tits.
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>>713098629
no tits, I might lose my job
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>>713099113
Dont post face in same pic, Just put body with timestamp
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>>713099113
Im 19 ill throw you some dick. Where you from
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>>713099113
im 18 but in UK
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>>713099113
A R I Z O N A
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>>713099113
>get a dating app
>look at teens
>????
>profit
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>>713099113
Would you take a young looking 34 year old, who has an older women fetish and dreamed of fucking a mature woman from the age of 12?
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>>713099113
I'd dick you fucking good, 24 tho.
Your cute as fuck
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>>713099113
> posts tits w/o timestamp
> quads commands timestamped tits
> posts timestamp with face
> no tits because doesnt want to lise job

Nobody would have known its you if you didnt post your face you aspie. Abandon tread.
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KEK
E
K
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>>713099113
I'm 20 and would fuck your brains out.
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20 yo dude, I look 14 but live in UK
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>>713099526
>>713099555
>>713099667
>>713099770
>>713099855
>>713099888
Back off boys shes MINE
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>>713099113
I'd give you a limp for a week. Please become a teacher and fulfill every boys fantasy.
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>>713099113

I find it hard to believe from this photograph that you're 30, you look closer to 20. Similarly, you aren't unattractive, which means it should be fairly easy for you to get laid. If you're looking for specifically younger men, clubbing is probably your best bet. You can definitely pass for 20, doubt you'll have problems picking up younger guys in a club.
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>>713099410
>>713099526
>>713099667
>>713099770
>>713099855
>>713099888

Fucking hell, so many desperate people. If you honestly think you're likely to get laid by posting shit like this on /b/ then you're a moron
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>>713100248
im 13 and im up for it m80's
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>>713100122
It's always worth a shot
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>>713100122
>>713100094
>>713099855
>>713099770
>>713099526
>>713099410
Thanks for the compliments. I get that age thing alot


>>713099292
>>713099801
No, fuck off. This website isn't truly "anonymous" and there are means to track you down. No way I'm posting tits, besides they aren't that big
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>>713100248
>taking it this seriously
Common desu
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That feel when you're 24 and your sexy, loving wifey is 44.

Feels good, man.
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>>713100423
what the fuck? She better look good for a 44 year old or you fucked up bad
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>>713100397
your ugly as sin
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>>713100397
Are you mixed?
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>>713100397
I would bang you.
If you want cock that badly, just go on Tinder. Pretty simple.
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>>713091324
Did you get into med school?
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>>713100397
But wouldn't it be easier to find out who you are based on your face rather than your body? If that was your picture you posted before, you lack any body markings that would make it easy to discover your identity
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>>713091324
You should of been living your life instead of wasting it, getting 20k into debt to some dumbass college that doesnt even guarentee a job.

But to answer your question, dress slutty
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>>713100397
Write Kevin in your hand and I might believe you, your timestap didnt match the current date
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>>713101104
Pretty much
Stilettos, short skirt and a skimpy top and dick with come. Literally.
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>>713101104
Or even any bright colored girly dresses, that literally gets my dick to another level
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>>713100397
im sure plenty of guys would bang you. youre quite attractive
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>>713100397
>No, fuck off. This website isn't truly "anonymous" and there are means to track you down.

Unless you're employed by the FBI and they think you're a kiddy fiddler, nobody is/can track you down. You are being way too paranoid.
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If OP is really that woman I want to bang OP now.
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>>713100397
Well I'm 25 and I'd fuck you hard miss. And to the teen dick thing, you could very well lie about your age, you don't look like 30, more like in your 20's, sorry for my shit english.
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>>713091324
I got lucky in my teenage years. I convinced her to fuck me twice, and each time was pretty lackluster. She was a fucking dead fish, and I had no real rhythm.

On the bright side be happy OP. Girls who give it up in their teenage years usually turn out to be sluts later in life. The girl I banged is a fat coke addict that spends every weekend at the club fishing for cock.

If you want young (legal) cock, just for the experience (It's going to be boring), go pickup a freshman from college or something.
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>>713100397
well show your belly maybe ? or a full body pic but dressed ?
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>>713100397
Seriously, there is no reason for you to be a virgin. PLENTY of young men would love to fuck your brains out.
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>>713091324
Im about to miss out on teenage pussy. Though id say thats a lot harder to get if you are older.
You look good and would definitely pass as 20 something. Teenage boys are horny and fuck anything that lets them.
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>>713100397
Where do you live?
I'll give you the teenage experience that you've been looking for
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>>713099555
I'm in peoria and will come fuck you tonight. I'm 27 though so you probably won't get off if you're only interested in teens
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>>713102184
No entirely true. I know most teenage girls would fuck older guys.
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Thanks for the advices. Here's a pic from my younger days. Still not giving tits though, and they are overrated

later /b/oys !
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>>713102820
you got kik maybe ? you're sure cute, and hey, personaly I like girls with small boobs.
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>>713102937
that's a lie. every one of us love firm huge tits unless you're a pedo
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>>713103141
I said personaly, so I was talking about me, and hey, I'd rather have a girl with cute small boobs than a girl with ugly cow mammals that make her whine about her painfull back...
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>>713103292
what if both were cute, and one had big tits while the other was flat as a surfboard
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>>713103368
I'd rather take the flat one then. Don't get me wrong I like good looking tits, but tits that are bigs as balloons ain't my things.
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if you're female just ask a teenager to fuck, they are litterally begging to have sex
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>>713103607
teens that actually look gud are getting prom pussy daily ma neger
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>>713099113
Pic related is me, 19, and I would show the world if you got in bed with me. Just be more forward you have nothing to lose
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>>713104763
No thanks
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>>713104763
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>>713091324
>Stacey banged every guy in class

The past tense form of (to) bang is bung.
Stacey bung every guy in class.
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>>713103531
You are not alone my dude.


Fuck this attention whore thread though
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