ITT: Post dick pics and I'll photoshop. Tell me what to do.

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Can you maks it longer?

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make it larger/thicker

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I don't care about realism that much. Can you make this crazy big? Mostly thicker than longer

>>713091232
yes brb i'll do your's first
>>713091263
>>713091408
hey for you guys you need to post a face pic. I'm only doing the first guy's because you guys need proof i'm alive and actually shooping stuff.

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>>713091486
here, take this face pic.

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>>713091232
getting closer :)

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There you go. Took this on a slightly "off" day

>>713091736
Damm!!!!

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>>713091232
almost done i just have to add a few finishing touches to make it look real

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>>713091232
ok all done, do you want any changes? I can keep working on yours because no one has uploaded a dic pic with a face in it yet and you were the lucky #1.

>>713092543
and also yours was huge to begin with haha so now you're a horsey

you guys, what i mean is that the dic pic u post for me to photoshop needs to have ur face in it. It's pointless to photoshop a dick pic otherwise cuz if someone asks for a dick pic u can just use a faceless one anyways. I don't want to waste my time.

>>713093429
You're wasting your time already by shopping penises bigger. Don't worry, we won't judge.

>>713092543
Any way you can make it a TINNYYY bit smaller? So it looks more real

>>713093582
ok sure.
brb
>>713093535
how am i wasting time? I have a fiverr gig. I photoshop dicks for a living. $3000 a month.

>>713093922
Well it must be nice to get paid, but it is still really a waste of time. I mean you shop dicks bigger.

But there's nothing wrong with that!

>>713094334
ok :) thank u :) ur awesome :)

>>713093582
how does this look, i made it a tiny smaller...
:)

>>713094631
Ty! What's your fiverr

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>>713093922
Make it bigger or thread will die OP

>>713094728
I will but you need to supply a pic with your face and dic in the pic. I am not doing just dic pics anymore.

>>713094728
You are next in line. :)
This is a $5 value I'm doing for free!

>>713095291
Please OP just one more time

>>713095366
fine brb

>>713095366
almost done

>>713095907
Thank you OP

>>713095972
:) a few more seconds

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>>713094728
alldun!

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Do what you want to meh

>>713096336
Thank you so much OP and if you can, make it just a little more thicker

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Make it a nice big long dick please.

>>713096503
maybe, after I edit
>>713096439
he's next :P I'm going to make him longurrr

>>713096731
Bump

>>713096895
Can't wait

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>>713096439
ALL DONE!

>>713097688
Your shops are quality as fuck. Nice job

>>713097688
ALSO IF YOU NOTICED I made your balls a bubble pouch under your dick.

>>713097688
Looks great, man

>>713096731
WELL FIRST OFF IT'S ALREADY BIG
but I will make it look like a horsey cock :)
But ya you already have a horse cock fyi

>>713093922
Where do you find people that want their dicks shopped?

>>713097883
Fiverr

>>713097883
/b/

>>713097871
wow! Thank you! That makes me feel really good about my talent. :) You have no idea how much fuel that gives someone.

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>>713092543
>>713092543
Shop him or any dick fucking me?

>>713097984
Sure thing! It's true

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make me HUGE but not comically thanks

>>713098516
sorry you need to have your face in the dick pic I don't want to waste my time on a random dick with no identity.

>>713093922
How? I can Photoshop dicks really fucking well.

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Yoo

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>>713090718
Op is the real MVP

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>>713096731
I ADDED A SHADOW UNDER YOUR DICK BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LONG

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>>713098601
That's deep

>>713098824
I'm not suggesting anything about his dick, I just want there to be a face in all the pics. If there's no face there's no point, because if you want to exaggerate your dick size, just use someone else's dick pic. It's a waste of my time.

I'm sorry I came across as a jerk it wasn't about his dick or anything, his dick is rad.

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Since nobody else can follow the rules. Could try this one

>>713098683
Hey man I'm sorry I only edit pics with faces in it. I will photoshop all the pics. They just need a face in it.

>>713098920
Lol no I wasn't hating. I kinda assumed that was the reason and I found it comically deep because it's about dicks.

>>713099016
that will be difficult because of the way your hand is on it. I would have to add a shadow, do a whole bunch of layers, etc.
BUT A+ GOLD STAR FOR FOLLOWING THE RULES! Post another! :)

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Thicker maybe ?

>>713090718
Can you make a cut dick uncut, or uncut dick cut?

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>>713098516
or this pic

So how do you do this on Fiverr? Surely they have rules against providing things like dick pics to people? I need money and going to college for graphic design didn't fucking help.

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Longer maybe?

>>713098785
Fan fucking tastic

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>>713099020

keep us posted on which one youre working on OP?

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>>713099137
Thought it might be. Here ya go, could make big ole flacid one

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Can u put a big dick in this pic with cum on her face?

>>713099314
>>713099477
>>713099836
>>713099219
FIRST OFF: You guys need to post face in pic or I'm doing photoshopping anything.
SECOND: You guys are hung af already I mean I will do it if you post face pic but seriously guys do you really need the biggest dicks in the world?

>>713099285
No. I can, but that would require pasing someone's dick over yours and merging the two.

>>713100076
No sorry that's degrading I am only increasing or decreasing people's dick pics. If you have a dick pic of an enemy feel free to post it and I can make it smaller/bigger.

>>713099901
I WILL DO YOURS NEXT because you uploaded a dic pic with your face. Thank you! a+ gold star for you!

>>713098785
Too bad it's not a black cock

>>713100276
She asked if I had a pic from the night we fucked and I said yes. But I don't so I needed to make one

>>713100865
what a shitty lie

>>713101125
generally just bigger and thicker

>>713101025
Wasn't a lie. Just makes it sound much better than it is. She sucked my dick at a party and does remember. I told her I had a pic. But I don't. So I need one

>>713101125
I need at least one eye and a nose. So close. I'm just about done with my current shoop.

>>713101323
>and does remember.

>>713090718
what version of PS do you use?

>>713101436
Doesnt.*

>>713101396
Cant make an exception for this? Got hard just to take that fucking pic right there. Fuck doing it again. Ill be forever in your debt

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Length/girth increase. Bush thinning/reduction maybe? Just make it as big and good looking as you can. But realism is key. Thanks op :)

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make it fatter

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>>713099901
ALL DONE!

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>>713101922
ACTUALLY BRB im going to fix something

OKAY ITS FIXED

>>713101782
YES SIR :) YOU ARE NEXT!

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I'm pretty happy with it as is but it'd be cool to see what itd look like significantly bigger. Plus I can make a ridiculous reputation about myself by sending it to my more gossip oriented friends

>>713102020
Looks good, you sure are talented

>>713090718
>>713090718
OP I think people are worried about showing their faces to le internet trolls
Why not just ask for a timestamp, then a pic without a timestamp
Since people could be using a fake dick pic that also has a face in it

>>713090718
OP, guy who you told I needed nose and an eye. Got a business e-mail. I'd rather pay than post my face on /b/

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Maybe just a little bigger?

>>713102148
Just realized it might prove difficult being that my bellend is at the bottom of the picture already. Damn

>>713099901
Your penis might not be that small but the angle of this pictures is very weird. Your head looks huge.

>>713090718

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

>>713102148
>>713090718
Actually OP Is there any way you can make it thicker?

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>>713101782
No one will notice the bush.

>>713101782
You should probably ask OP to get rid of those weird hips/fat bellow your belly button. You look feminine as fuck.

Sing up for the gym tomorrow.

>>713102148
YES YOU'RE NEXT. THICKER COMING UP.
and plus, you're gossip-oriented friends have a lot of inches to gossip about already from the looks of things.

>>713102822
Dude it's not even hip fat. It's literally my hips. But yeah I could tone up a bit. Any pro tips?

>>713102424
damn you look thick as fuck
would love to suck that no homo

>>713102816
Woa this is huge.

>>713102816
looks fake tbh

>>713103138
It's not even that far from reality ;)

>>713103168
Fuck.

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My dicks already huge lol. Itd be funnier bigger though

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Tell you what I'll repost. OP, if the thread is still alive and there are no other pics to do give it a shot. Its basically my face

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>>713102148
Mr. Hung just got hunger. Sorry if it looks unrealistic, tbh ur dick kinda looks unrealistic without the photoshop cuz ur already hung.

>>713090718

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

>>713102822
OP here. I have those two. Confirmed it's not fat, it's his bone layout. Similar to mine, his is just a little more defined. It's normal. It just doesn't look like porn.

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Can you make mine not bigger but smaller by chance? Don't want to come cross as a little abnormal.

like about 1-1.5 inches would be great

>>713103688
yes but only if u post face pic with it. Feel free to post dick pics of friends/enemies and ask to make them smaller.

>>713103688
>>713103740
And I don't mean a seperate face pic. The face needs to be in the same pic as the dick pic.

>>713102424
YOU'RE NEXT!

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>>713102424
DONE!

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OP I even just shaved for you to help me, I need it longer please

>>713103458
Haha thats awesome. Thanks a ton. And yeah I think its already a topic of conversation amongst my lady friends but this'll just add to the legend. I appreciate it!

>>713104055
Edit; I need it to be a woman pleaser.

>>713104055
It's perfect, you're next. I just need a pic of ur dick that has your face in it. Your face needs to be showing at least one eye and your nose. Feel free to block part of it with your phone while taking a bathroom mirror, etc.

>>713104162
why do you need face?

>>713104039
Thank, awesome

>>713103740
>>713103777

well truth be told its not actually MINE, but my buddy's who sent it to my gf. He only sent this one to her. Kinda pissed at him atm, figured I can get a shopped pic that I can show to my gf that he's full of shit. I'd tell her that I went through his phone and saw the real pic

>>713104162
I have a feeling this isn't OP

>>713104313
Okay, fair enough. I'll add an exception for you in particular.

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>>713104406
thx man

>>713103584
Tnank you. And honestly I'm comfortable with my body. My dicks big enough already. I'm 6'7" and my dick was flaccid so I'm honestly fine with my body and dick size. But it gonna be hilarious when this pic gets around and people think I'm an elephant. Apriciated.

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>>713104351
it is. I still have the timestamp from the OP post.
face is always required.

Keep the thread alive, I'll post a pic in a bit

>>713092543
LOL.

Please tell me you're trolling

>>713104055
OP can you make exception for me, I don't have much time to take a face shot, getting ready for work, need this to send to coworker after work.

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>>713092543

>>713103026
free blowjob? down

bamp

>>713102424
OP!! I have another request, can you make it smaller this time? Just so I have three variations for those afraid of things too big or thick? Thanks!

borp

>>713100597
Kys

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>waiting for op

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Do something interesting with it

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>>713090718
can you put a big white one where the cup is?

op pls

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Do you mind dressing it like a wizard?

Khaki pants guy is first in line.

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>>713103688
all done. Made it quite smaller. took a while.

>>713104055
Just cover most of your face with your phone or camera when you take a bathroom mirror selfie, or crop out some of your face. I need one eye and your nose in the pic.

bumperini

>>713106241
Nope sorry that's awkward, a naked man would have to be levitating.

>>713106054
Hey I'm going to do
>>713106723
first because I've done you twice or so now.

>>713106723
Hey man I can't make it dressed up as a wizard but I can make it longer? Does that sound okay? Or thicker? Or smaller? Or all of the above somehow?

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cab you make it bigger op?

>>713107074
what? you've not done me at all

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>>713106800
OP! i said 1-1.5 inches at most. you cut his dick in half! she'll most likely think that looks too weird

>>713107172
YES YOU'RE NEXT
HERE I GO!

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>>713107172
ALL DONE!

>>713107196
Oh! Okay well it doesn't matter now because YOU'RE NEXT! :)

OP, there's a few things wrong with >>713106800
please tell me you can fix it up. I believe in you

>>713107001
I'd really just like the face and hand and cock. No need for the whole pic

>>713106054
we have twin dicks btw, just noticed as I was pulling up your photo in the shoop machine

>>713107646
Hey thanks man!

>>713107797
you got a tight foreskin?

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Thicker?

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>>713106054
ALL DONE!

>>713108104
Ya I'll do yours you just need to take another pic, this time with your face in it. It's okay if your entire face isn't in it, but I need at least one eye and your nose in it.

>>713107797
OP, is there any way to can adjust mine that you made smaller? there are a few things that stand out in my eyes that need addressing if its not too much to ask again

>>713108213
thats huge, i did say do something interesting though, i can take another pic if you want but i want to see some creativity

>>713107921
well i'm cut, but we have similar color and same length and girth.

>>713108347
I'm sorry man you have to be specific. I can redo the pic if you want, I'm not a dick chef, I can't make up dick recipes on the spot.

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can you make mine look less grey? I'm eastern European, so can't help the colour. Thanks op

>>713108474
something other than just bigger or smaller, you could do something to fulfil this anons request with my pic if you cant think of anything
>>713106241

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Can you make them bigger op :)

>>713107140
wheres the fun in that?
but sure. make it smaller.

and put a top hat on it

>>713108474
hey op, can you please answer me if you can or cant edit mine again? its the one you made smaller. just a yes or no is all i ask.

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Make it bigger and tighter.

>>713108666
Sorry I am too tired and will probably get frustrated. making something smaller, bigger, and thicker is easier.

Fucking weird thread OP but you got some real good shop skills

>>713108851
Hey thanks! I don't know why I'm so into shooping dicks it just makes me feel the warm fuzzies and ya.

>>713108808
Sorry I don't do professional porn edits and I don't edit transgender photos sorry. #whitelivesmatter #MAGA

>>713109139
is there a reason you're not responding to him.
>>713108796
>>713108291
>>713107766
>>713107200
seems like he really needs a good pic of his friend's dick

>>713108796
YES I WILL FIX IT NOW
>>713109475

>>713109254
Okay, no problem. Just continue the good work.

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>>713109649
god bless op

boop

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>>713108796
DONE :)

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>>713110535
Good job OP. Your ps skills aren't too bad.

And thanks. Thanks for making MY dick smaller, twice.