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What new law should I make?

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What new law should I make?
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>>713087850
for fags to get out
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Govt ID's of any kind will only show your birth sex and any deviation will be punishable by the law.
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>>713087850
outlaw feminism
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>>713087850
make illegal immigrants illegal again
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>>713087850
driving a car requires thorough education and training
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all good laws
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>>713088141
>>713088149
except for yours
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>>713087850
Ban the democratic party.
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>>713087850
have to be a politician to become president
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Free pizza for all
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>>713087850
only female immigrants can enter the country
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>>713087850
Don't allow Jews to marry your children.
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>>713088193
pizza stamps
for all
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>>713087850
All cars with license plates, ending on double digits are now worth double the value
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>>713088141
In Germany we have a driving test wich is almost 2000€
Keeps some idiots of the streets
Guess that's why no speed limit works
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>>713088193
What kinda pizza we talking here, anon?
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>>713087850
only those who file a federal return showing that they paid taxes should have the vote
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>>713088186
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Deport all illegal immigrants
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>>713088219
don't allow anyone to marry your children
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>>713088185
YES COMRADE! ONE PARTY SYSTEM
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>>713087850
Build Thorium molten salt based reactors to give free energy to everyone!
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Make forced pussy grabbing a required course in K-12 education.
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>>713088297
you need idiots on the street for speed limits to work?
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>>713088297
fucking love it
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>>713088303
Petty
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>>713088394
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need provide ID to access the internet, keep a registry of every persons IP address
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>>713088299


Ones with extra cheese and pep. The saucier the better imo.
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>>713087850
only people with college degrees can vote
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1.Your vote counts for as many years your family has been in this nation.
2. Any white family who has been in this country since the 1800s issued free firearms and are allowed to buy any kind of weapon except nukes.
3.Sociology/Ethnic/Women studies college courses are now illegal
4.Super human project. Smartest/Strongest/Most attractive whites are bred by the thousands

I mean if we just did 4 we would have a super society.
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>>713087850
you should instead repeal all the stupid laws u guys have
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>>713088534
In a country with a private college system?
Yeah that doesnt seem exploitable.
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>>713088556
u r baitmaster
so mad I even started responding
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>>713087850
president doesn't make laws dumbfucks. congress makes laws and the pres signs or vetoes them.
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tax-fund an independent political news tv station, provide oversight by a committee of all parties and members of the public

ban all lobbyists from political institutions

split each major party into at least 2 different parties
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>>713088299
Is that Barron?
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>>713088601
Private colleges are better
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>>713088556
I'm for 1, not 2, 3's retarded, 4 is perfect.
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>>713088637
nobody knows this lol
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>>713088634
Things that make sense make you mad?

Tell me in detail what's wrong with my laws.
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>>713088703
Regardless of that, if you tie voting to it the people in charge of colleges are now practically in charge of the country.
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>>713088440
Not really. It's based on the principle that you should have skin in the game if you're deciding on the size of government.
No more of your Dem hordes of parasites voting to grow a government they never pay for.
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>>713088773
damn, youre good.
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>>713087850
Seeing as you are not only the PRESIDENT-elect, but the president-ELECT, you have no power to make laws.
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>>713088831
>they never pay for

check out his guy lol
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>>713088292
kek
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>>713088637
Obama Care was a law that Obama created and Congress approved. President can and does make the law as well they can veto law. You're the fucking problem spreading fake news.
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>>713088330
>keep the money in the family
>keep the family in the family
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>>713088816
that's your first concern?

not the fact that colleges are full of retards who have zero experience?
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>>713088299
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>>713088912
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>>713088219
I guess /b/ loves Jews now.
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>>713087850

black people are officially declared "garbage" so that means that garbage trucks have to give them a ride to work. it won't affect the garbage trucks though because none of them have jobs.
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>>713088968
Yes my first concern is who controls the vote because retards with zero experience already vote.
Your first concern when making a government election system should always be corruption,
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>>713087850
Make mexicans wear a mexican flag on their chest. For identification off course. Coch coch
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>>713089156
the Left has hated jews for ages now
>muh palestinians
>muh boycott
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>>713087850
Every time a President screws over the working man--he has to self assassinate
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>>713088968
>not the fact that colleges are full of retards who have zero experience?

the fact is college graduates are more successful. almost every successful person in the US has a degree. Trump has a bachelor's degree in economics from the University of Pennsylvania. yes, not EVERY successful person has a degree, but the VAST majority do.

educated people, on average, make better decisions.
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>>713087850
mandatory military service even 4 womin and some kind of disabled people
that's for obtain citizenship and the rights that this entails
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>>713089328
LOL
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>>713089374
>the working man
What is obsolete?
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>>713089412
sounds like Israel. Fuck you.
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make these dubs legal
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>>713088689
kek
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>>713087850
Mr. Trump--build up that wall
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>>713087850
Executive order to get rid of Congress
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>>713087850
Outlaw Canada. They annoy me.
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Make lobbyists great again!!
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>>713087850

Everyone is fired
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please overthrow german government and put sahra wagenknecht into power
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>>713089252
What he was saying was already ridiculous though. The majority of college students are liberal.
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>>713089630
i mean, we're already raping their economy. lol they basically ship us all of their raw resources half price, and because of 'free trade' we fucked tons of their government companies to death, then american companies moved in and took over. what else can we do to them?
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>>713088556
I like the way you think.
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>>713089763
>The majority of college students are liberal
only faggy west coast ones
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>>713089672
This may be prophetic ... The last two times we've had a Republican congress and white house we had the Great Recession and Great Depression. Maybe that's what Make Amerika "Great" Again is referring to?
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mandatory gay marriage for everyone
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>>713088556
Yay Fascism
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>>713089862
hard times make better people. we could use a good recession. let the Chinese catch up, that'll encourage us to get going again.
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>>713087850
Illegal for fat women to wear yoga pants.
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>>713088299
Someone gimme some cheese pizza
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>>713089947
By your twisted reasoning ... That's why third world countries are so industrious.
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Put his face on a dollar bill
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>>713089441
>I'm too lazy/scared/entitled to contribute to my community through literally hundreds of jobs that don't include combat/killing

>b-b-b-but THE JEEEEWSSS!!!

You'll grow up one day.
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>>713088478
Someone doesn't know how to addresses work...
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>>713087850
Make movies that are as bad as suicide squad punishable by death
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>>713088556
I want to buy maybe a few ICBMs is that ok none of them are nukes anyway
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>>713090094
china was a third world country, and now they're their economy is growing much faster
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>>713089947
at current GDP growth rates it's going to be a while yet
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>>713087850
mandatory clitorectomy for feminists
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>>713088966
children shouldn't marry, they're children
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>>713090335
nah that's stupid. they can still reproduce. cut their ovaries out instead.
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>>713087850
gas all furies.
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>>713090297
They are Authoritarian Communist led by Engineers, not Lawyers and Salespeople. Is that what you are advocating?
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>>713090224
I take suicide squad compared to 80 super hero movies except for blade....
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>>713090460
that's not what i'm advocating at all. but get used to it, they're going to be #1 in our lifetime
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>>713090047
only decent law so far
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>>713089374
I'm for this law ONLY if a codicil is added that anytime a working man screws over ANY OTHER working man at any level, he also must self-assassinate.
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>>713090348
>keep my dick in the family
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>>713090537
Perhaps sooner once Trumps Economic policies are implemented.
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>>713090330
Eh, China will run out of water by then.
I don't know if the CCP will still be around in 10 years or not but it's going to be tough for them in the next few years.
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>>713090692
They'll run out of easy fresh but they can always build massive desolation plants. If there is one thing China is good at it's building shit quick. They're mass producing nuclear, solar, and wind power plants right now. They'll have the power.
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>>713090794
You know you need water either directly or indirectly for all those things right?
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>>713090460
>led by Engineers, not Lawyers and Salespeople

sounds fucking amazing, tbh
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>>713089412
>Timocracy is the only way to save democracy!

No, dipshit.
They're two entirely different things.
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>>713090794
>desolation plants
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Here a few suggestions:

> 1. Legalize class-A drugs and make them taxable
> 2. People wearing fedora in public risk lifelong in jail
> 3. Legalize public pussy grabbing of strangers
> 4. Deport illegal immigrants in dog cages for extra humiliation
> 5. Make obesity punishable by law.. if caught overweight you risk foodfree fail for a month

Thoughs?
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>>713090893
Ya, they can use ocean water. china has a large coast.

>>713090939
i fucked up typing desalination
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>>713090959
not sure what you think you mean by "class-A" drugs because in 'murica we use "Schedule" followed by a number for drugs.
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>>713090794
>They'll run out of easy fresh

can't be dope without the fresh, brah.
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>>713090473
suicide squad didn't even try, it took the characters, gave them to the wrong actors, shat on the script, and then jared leto fucked it up the ass with a knife.
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>>713087850
Put soda back in the soda machines
PUT SODA BACK IN THE SODA MACHINES
MAKE SODA MACHINES GREAT AGAIN!
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>>713090959
>people wearing fedora in public risk lifelong in jail

This but also add skinny jeans, ripped jeans, bandannas, and that really stupid hairstyle were you shave the sides of your head and leave the top bit.
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>>713091069
That works great for coastal areas, but it's still a big problem moving all that water thousands of miles inland and up mountain ranges like the Himalayas to get it to the other billion people in the nation.
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All white males must use budplug in public obligatory
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>>713091312
>up mountain ranges like the Himalayas
lol Chinese don't give a shit about people living up there. they came, they conquered, they killed a lot of them.

but ya, most of the population will need to live by the coast, which is already mostly true. most of china is a big boring ass desert.
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>>713091373
wait i thought that was already a law?
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>>713091312
>moving water up mountain ranges like the Himalayas

lol are you retarded?
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>>713090153
It's called freedom jackass. Learn it. Love it.
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>>713088106
#Make Mexicans Mexican Again
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>>713091312
water for the himalayas! poor guys only have snow and ice up there. they're DYING OF THIRST.
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>>713090959
>1. Legalize class-A drugs and make them taxable
I dont know what this is doing in here because it's actually part of a good idea.
The problem with the war on drugs is it introduced artificial scarcity to the drug market and less supply means demand goes up and customers are willing to pay higher prices, and higher prices means more people are willing to risk getting into the business. It's basic Adam Smith shit.
On top of this because of the nature of the product, in order to increase customers dealers will use coercion and addiction to increase the problem.
Now if all drugs were made and sold by reputable companies, they'd be able to severely undercut this market, even leaving some room for tax, you don't see much illegal trade for alcohol anymore in the states even though it's taxed.
And you can tie social improvement into the system by having them be prescription only and have the prescriptions tied to some non-intrusive life coaching or some shit paid for the with taxes.
You won't remove drug dependance with this but you will remove a lot of the problems surrounding it, giving a very significant chance for reducing the impact of drugs in the community.
Though you would have to tighten advertising laws, america is kind of fucked up about that stuff
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>>713091440
>I don't know that the Himalayas form part of the border of China
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>>713091494
also the population up there isn't really increasing. it's mostly increasing by the coast.
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>>713091069
You can't use seawater for power plants.
I don't really know why other than "Salt" but i haven't seen a single successful one.
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>>713091509
If you take them you are allowed zero money from muh Gub'mint to get clean, you can be locked in a room with bread and water that a friend of yours must provide for you.

If you take drugs, get utterly hooked on them, tough shit.
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>>713091664
desalination is a process where they turn undrinkable salt water into clean and drinkable freshwater.
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>>713088703
>having 40k owed to sallie mae for a piece is paper is better

Kys faggot you know being in debt is basically being a slave.
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>>713091878
jokes on you, i paid my loans off in 2 years. making $85k/year sitting on a computer doing almost fuck all.

>but i make $100k
that's awesome. most people without degrees dont. you're the exception not the rule.
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>>713091546
yea, thats it. nailed it.
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>>713091972
>making $85k/year sitting on a computer doing almost fuck all
and that's why the economy is failing lol
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