Waifu claiming thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Avatarfags get out of my thread
does shiro even have many lewds?
What happened to the thread?
It's always sunny
in this city.
Not really. The lewds I have work fine for me though.
Their must be a benevolent force out there who's realised just how awful these threads are.
It's always sunny in this city.
Unexpected end to the last one.
I can see where you're coming from, but don't be so harsh on your sense of self-worth.
I'll be up early as well. As we know, this game is usually the kingmaker in most seasons. I'm not rooting for anyone in particular, but I want a good game nonetheless.
Will be deleted but eh.
Nein, and why have i become of your focus?
Did the other Nui do something to cause this?
Oh, cool, why me though?
Just have nothing to say?
Fuck Ohio State. I also do not like Michigan, but I REALLY hate Ohio State. Go Michigan.
Jabrill Peppers will return a punt for a touchdown, do the Heisman pose, Lamar Jackson plays like shit against Kentucky, BAM, Jabrill Peppers Heisman winner 2016. Easy.
I was the same when I first met my love.
It's me, the real Nui husband.
What did I possibly cause? I wanna say probably not related to me, but I don't know what it is.
no matter what people say, I can't think otherwise
Surely you jesting.
Well one or two anons were bothered by the tulpa thing or whatever it is.
But now i'm thinking, why do you show up at this time? are you a phony of the phony?
>tfw mizzou gets cucked by blm and now are shit at every thing
Hey Yuuki. How goes the ceiling over there?
Eh, now that you mention that scenario, I'll have to root for Michigan. I think Harbaugh goes supernova if they lose though.
I won't tell you to stand up if your feet haven't hit bottom yet, but give things a chance. As long as things aren't closed off completely there's always going to be one.
No jestin at all.
They can be bothered by it all they like, doesn't make me the slightest bit less happy having Nui with me.
I just felt like checking the thread, didn't actually feel like posting but I saw me being mentioned.
Good, still holding for now. What about you?
Hex Maniac claim
Enjoying the quiet night now that everyone's asleep.
It's time for research and bean counting now that it's quiet here.
Ah, so lies!
True, but i dislike getting too much attention for another's actions so it's kinda annoying.
Ah, alright, seemed out of nowhere, i suggest you pick up filenames then.
>research and bean counting
What's that? I've been meaning to do some stats homework, gotta do some computations and write a paper
I'm the one closing things off, one by one
Fucking super cucked. I was watching the Missouri vs. Arkansas game a little earlier, that stadium was so damn empty I could've mistaken them for an FCS school if there was a track around the football field. So they also lost fans.
Bo Pelini to Purdue please. I miss seeing him on the sidelines.
I wouldn't mind coping a feel, yes,
Quite good, really. Had a fun night. Got to dance with a qt.
Nice, see above for reasoning. Plus made $20 in tips. Thank you for the compliment!
Why is your day shitty? Anything I can help? See above for my day.
Yeah, finally shitpost-chan is gone for the time being.
Took a while, but it seems that Bay of Pigs was a success!
Fidel Castro lived to 90.
Well, yesterday really tired me out and gave me a serious headache, I woke up at about 5 PM, and I'm sick again (I got sick last Friday and barely got over it Tuesday) and my good blanket is ruined.
Oh, just checking up on financial news and the investment accounts. Every now and then I check in to see how my funds are performing, make sure that the bills have all been paid, and that any extra money is stashed somewhere that will earn me more. December is also dividend payout month, so I try to make sure I've done all my buying before then.
Well, don't shut things out completely. It's easy to just do it, but dealing with things alone after that is the true punishment. Don't disappoint me.
Mizzou is truly an empty shell of themselves. That whole fiasco really gutted them for a long time to come.
I could totally see Pelini in Purdue. He needs to be on a sideline somewhere.
I like keeping my names to originals when possible so I can find the source again if I need to, but maybe a folder for postin or somethin. Still, it's just something someone can dupe to impersonate me anyway.
You know ots a bad afternoon when you just cant relax at all
None, just random half-drunk girls that want to embarrass employees of a banquet center.
Did you take some Ibuprofen? Make sure you drink plenty of Orange juice! And why is your good blanket ruined? Is it fixable?
Oh okay, that makes sense. Fortunately I haven't had to deal with that. I do want to try compound interest with some money.
Oh haha, I had a random drunk girl ask me to kiss her at a concert a while back.
WTF is that picture??
I believe you mean nonsense.
I suppose, but i thought someone was doing it before that.
Yes, I don't hace any OJ and someone (no clue who did it) put it outside and it's super muddy and gross now, it might not be fixable but I'll damn sure try.
I give them at the very least, ten years to get their relevancy back.
He's coaching Youngstown State right now. Of course it's an FCS school, but a historically good one at that. Jim Tressel coached there, and is now the president of the school.
How is your night? Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?
Do you know how the exponential function works?
you're god damn right she is
You have to go through Naruto first.
Did you take the opportunity up?
Damn, you should buy some OJ if you have the energy, shit helps your immune system. Yea, try washing it a couple times, as long as there aren't any tears it should be fine, just might need a little work.
Good night, until next time.
It was glorious.
There's no shame in FCS, hell, I enjoy their games from time to time.
I think I'm gonna finish up some stuff and then sleep.
Take it easy everyone.
The PE^RT function? Yes I do. P is the amount of money invested, E is e, R is the interest rate, and T is the time in I believe months
I did, that was actually my first kiss.
No way am I going to the store, my head would implode. It's real gross, but I'm going to wash it once I'm able to get up and do some laundry.
THREE FUCKING PEOPLE FROM MISSOURI
How many weebs are in this state?
WUZ GUD NIGGA
How goes it?
Tummy is full of mcnuggies, just watch some monogatari and leaning of the sleepy side
IIRC there were like 8 people from Texas at one point
Pretty good thanks! How about you?
Who else is from the Show-Me State?
Oooooooh, I want some nuggies. I all have is pretzels
I'm good, doing some stats homework
Hehehe pretzels are for fegs
>grown men who have never come into sexual contact with a woman
>grown men who are active members of a community based upon loving a cartoon character
>15 year old outcasts who are one bully away from the next columbine
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK YOU NEANDERTHAL
Well me for one, then a Mugi, dunno if its the common one though, and then Mizore is currently living here.
Was it a good one?
Ok, hope you feel better. :)
I mean, I can't really compare it to any other kiss I've had, but yeah, it was nice.
year old outcasts who are one bully away from the next columbine
I'm not, I'm gonna keep eating my pretzels like a heterosexual man
That's right! Can't tussle with me nigga
Hello everyone, sorry I'm late
Kissless virgin spotted
>being so monumentally autistic that you believe calling someone normal is a valid criticism
>being such a social retard that you chastise someone for having a fucking phone
Fuck you people are sad. I broke my phone because I was making easy Mac and the boiled water spilled on me and pissed me off. Sorry I don't use mommys credit card to buy a new phone like your virgin ass would kek
>broke your phone because you were angry
Did mommy not let you eat tendies either?
You know what else is good?
What kind of stats? I'm minoring in that subject
Oh wow I wouldn't have guessed so many of us frequent this thread. The Midwest in general I guess.
I'm doing t-tests. I did a statistical study for my term project and i need to do the computing with a 2 sample t-test. Unfortunately I don't know how to get the standard deviations.
Never fucking mind then I'm just going to sit here and laugh at you
Can't you use the formula for the standard deviation of a sample data set? I took a break from school after my mother passed so it's actually been a couple years since I've had a statistics class. Let me review real quick
If you'd stop being such a loser and get some real pussy I promise you wouldn't be here, go ahead and lie to boost your self esteem and justify your presence in these threads by saying you've fucked 10 girls but still prefer this, I'm waiting
Ive been told I look like a normie
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. Afte I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student would it post here because it had been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
LEL U GOT ME XD
I don't remember the formula, but I can google around
Next time, claim a better HUNK. Also, fuck off.
As long as it was nice, it doesn't matter.
>implying most of us here aren't kissless virgins
Dunno, I'd prefer a long night of cuddles and body-on-body warmth over 10 minutes of fast-action pounding.
So what part of MO? Are you close to St. Charles?
Oh God this image is pleasing
Did a waifu claimer fuck your girlfriend or something? Did he touch you when you were young? Seriously, what did the waifu claimer do,I'll get out the doll if you need it.
So sleepy! but must play destiny