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I'm moving out from home in 2 weeks and my parents want

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I'm moving out from home in 2 weeks and my parents want to use my room for stuff adults do. My problem is that I have stored approx. 200 piss bottles in drawers under my bed and in my cupboard. how do I get rid of them in 2 weeks without my parents noticing?

pic is not OC btw. I'm drunk as fuck and can't operate a camera.
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drink em all
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Black bin bags..... You fucking idiot.
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>>713001531
kill yourself you filthy subhuman faggot fuck.
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>>713001598
this.
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>>713001638
YEAG BUT WHAT IF THEY ASK ME WHY I HAVE SO MANY TRASH IN MY ROOM
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>>713001531
buy a bird bath pour piss into bird bath if they ask blame it on birds pissing in bird bath
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>>713001717
capslog
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>>713001531
1-3 am in the morning, get a bookbag, or 2, fill it with as many as you can, find your closest dumpster or dumping site in a forest, chunk em, and get do the same with rest. Or you can get a whole bunch of them at night and start pouring them out into the toilet and flush, then find somewhere to get rid of the empty bottles.
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>>713001531
its under the bed, pass an empty one this way i gotta piss im fucking drunk too and if i leave the room my parents will ask for something.
im going to put a bullet in my head if i have to stay around them.
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>>713001803
we got a river nearby. might es well dumb them there
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>>713001531
pour them all into the bath and mix in bubbles (so the piss isn't visible) tell your mother you made her a bath and she should probably get in because it's getting cold
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>>713001930
dont do this op your mom might get pergerant!!!!!!
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>>713001531
Empty all bottles in shitter. Crush the plastic bottles with the cap off. When crushed, replace cap. You'll use far fewer bags. Donate bags of empty piss bottles to homeless.
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>>713001531
Your parents already know, they can smell it
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>>713001531
put it all in a big canister.
add some HSO3F mixed with SbF5.
jump in it.
don't forget to deliver, cunt
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>>713001531
Store them in your pant legs and empty them out when they let you out into the yard you fucking autist.
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>>713001717
The fuck?
Put them in the bags and throw em away at like 3 am when everyone's asleep you retard
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>>713002321
my mom is never asleep. she's in the living room drunk watching reality tv at 3am. that's why i'm drunk :( my famly is braken as fock
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I put mine in black bin bags and chuck them straight in the dumpster and no one notices.
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>>713002449
nice,a hoarder with alcoholic parents. get a therapy and sort yourself out,you fuck
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>>713002840
well its not like piss bottles are your every day trash.
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>>713001803
inb4 local news channel discovers sudden ecological disaster surrounding stream.
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just take them outside mate, and if ye mum asks what you are doing, just saying "I'm just taking the piss" and she will laugh. join in, and get her laughing so hard that when you stop laughing it will be time for tea and she will have forgotten.
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>>713003236
>time for tea
get lost britfag kill yourself
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>>713001531
200? Jesus lad I cant go above 10 without wanting to kill myself.
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>>713001717
If youre the type of person who has this many stashed piss bottles, then they must expect some type of trash to have built up in your room. This is assuming that they havent already noticed the piss bottles. Just throw them out in bin bags.
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>>713003424
>you not realizing 'taking the piss" is also British slang.
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don't you have a window in your room ? just toss them out of it.
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>>713003830
because im not a britfag you fucking cunt. you want some? imma kick ya ass dumb motherfucker. put your penis in your mommas vagoo motherfucker. die
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>>713003920
clever. throw them out of the window. into the garden. they'll never suspect a thing. fucking retard.
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>>713001531
Why piss in a fucking bottle? Just walk to the bathroom you disgusting fucking faggot.
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>>713001531
wait till they're asleep pour down drain. if it smells afterward apply generous amounts of bicarbonate of soda.

i mean fuck op how do you usually get rid of fluids? (you obviously don't, but how would you if you weren't a freak?)
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>>713004488
It's either a drunk thing or a gamer thing.
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>implying they cant already smell it

Dude just do the walk of shame. Chances are if you use that many piss bottles you're a worthless husk of a human being anyways, they're probably going to be immune to your disgusting ways by now.

You've gone noseblind nigger, they probably know how much piss you have in there.
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>>713004635
It's a disgusting autist thing. No matter how much I've had to drink, how high I am, or how long I've been playing a game, I've never thought to myself, damn, that bathroom sure is far away, I'm just gonna piss in this fucking bottle.
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>>713004635
OP here it's both. when gaming I don't want to leave my room when drunk I need to pee a lot and walking 5 seconds to the bathroom is kind annoying
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>>713004925

Autismo here, its not even an autism thing.

Even animals piss in the corner as a matter of hygiene.

OP is literally beneath an animal. Its fucking disgusting.
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>>713004957
Hey op just put them in strong bags like others said and top the bags with pizza boxes or something and tell them that you are cleaning your room for them when you leave. If you don't have a local trash bin in the neighborhood then dump the bottles on the grass outside or smth
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>>713001531
Take to toilet and dump. Then take out recycling
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>>713001898
Sinks all over the house but u choose a river near ur house...

>never change OP.. your doing gods work
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>>713004488
This
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>>713001531
Ok man here's what you do. Grab a sledgehammer or a similar unforgiving weapon and go bash your parent's brains straight into the void. Pack the bottles, get a shovel and go bury the stash in a secluded area. Move out of state. Problem solved.
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>>713004925
you really think pissing in BOTTLES is autistic? dude when I was 12 I was tired of going to the bathroom so I just pissed in a corner of my room
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I used to do this.
Not to your level, but I used to live in a trailer in the mountains and it would be too cold to piss outside at night, so I would piss into one of three bottles, and dump them out in the morning.
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>>713003029
lol
>>713004488
he probably is autistic and is afraid/too smart to go out of his room
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Drink it you silly little pisser.
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>>713003009
Why do you have so many? Why not just use the fucking Toilet?
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>>713001531
Boil them all and collect the condensate in another container.

The precipitate should be small enough to dispose of inconspicuously.

As for the remaining solution, they'll no longer be able to tell it's piss.

Bonus points: Leave the materials out. Tell them you were doing a chemistry experiment for a class and forgot to clean up.
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>>713001758
This. Birds piss a lot. This is believable. Godspeed birdpiss anon.
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>>713006107
because I got some kind of bladder condition so I need to go like 6 times during the night. it gets annoying after a while
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>>713002449
dude if she's drunk she'll never remember
just wait til it rains, open the window and dump them out
then crush the bottles and put the cap back on to save space and take them somewhere in a backpack or something
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>>713001531

u can't. u are pissed.

/thread
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>>713004925
Jesus Christ dude, kill yourself. You're literally worse than the piss bottles in your room.
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OP lets see a pic of some bottles.
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>>713001531

OP, do u also shit in boxes?
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op here im now even more drunk so im gonna listen to some austin lucas and cry like i do every friday. goodbye

>>713006423
nigger this is not me. read a comment before you comment. but thanks anyways
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>>713005850
That's sub-autistic.
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>>713006542
asking the real questions
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>>713005855
That sounds reasonable unlike op.
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>>713005850
autistic people aren't retards though
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>>713006226
Why don't you just fucking dump them in the morning then?
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>>713001531
Jesus christ OP, what a life man. If your family is so broken and fucked up, if you're all drunks constantly pissed, if you've reached the level of pure hopeless that you require to be unable to muster up the minute amount of energy required to walk to a toilet, just carry the fucking bottles out in full view of everyone and throw them away. If any one says anything, which they won't because they likely expect this from you, just don't reply and carry on. You've clearly lost any self respect for yourself you may have once had, so what's to lose if anyone sees you? Is your drunk waste of a mother gona judge you? Because that would be some juicy irony.
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>>713006615
OP here I agree
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>>713001531
Dispose of them late at night.
Either
A) Pour 1-3 out at night each night.
B) Take walks around at night. Dump them in a park or something.
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>>713005850

at least that's not so beta as OP
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>>713006780
>implying op can move at will
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>>713006844
it was kinda stinky tho. the carpet was ruined
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just go to the fucking bathroom and piss you fucking furfag
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>>713006949
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>>713006547
life is short and shorter still with all these cold and rainy days
we have few years left I'm told
before we're all resting in the soil

makes me cry when I'm drunk. I kinda sympathize with you OP
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>>713007324

Life is the hard part mate.

You should be proud to make it to the dirt.
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>>713006949
kek
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what the fuck OP
just lick your mom's cunt until she gives you 1000 GBPs and then use them to let her get rid of your piss bottles
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Wait till she gets drunk you autist cuck, then do whatever with them OR pour them down her passed out throat.
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>>713004925
/thread
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OP here
this thread is dying
I just want to thank you for commenting. I know I'm a major failure but as long as I'm here I don't feel alone. that's nice.
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