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Any anons ever fucked a celebrity?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Any anons ever fucked a celebrity?
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no.
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Yes.
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No, but I fucked your mom
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>>705219528
Lost count.
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>>705219528
not sure if you'd call her a celebrity but she became a model and is an ex-girlfriend of Jared Letho
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>>705219528
is that Beyonce?
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I once grinded against Vannessa Puddgins in an L.A night club once.
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I fucked you're mom, and everyone seems to know her.
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>>705219528
>Any anons ever fucked anybody?
>no.

ftfy
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>>705219528
Your mom's a celebrity on Craigslist
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I've fucked two, 15 years ago I fucked Sara Jessica Parker. Three months ago I nailed weather women, it was a pitty fuck.

Bitches love me, you don't have to believe, I can post truth.
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>>705220947
>you're
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>>705221146
then post faggot
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>>705221146
Learn English first, faggot
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>>705220886
story?
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>>705220857
Rita Ora
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>>705221146
>Sara Jessica Parker.
That's so disgusting than I have no doubt you are telling the truh.
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>>705219528

Does a celebs mom count? Pre celeb?
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>>705221717
He speaks the truth
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Famous bar tender chic, not really a celeb, but known throughout the state. She's fucked some famous musicians.
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>>705221170
>>>705220947
>>you're

>yor
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Emma Watson and Taylor Swift. Tay Tay loves anal and loves to be dominated. Watson loves to take control and ride you to oblivion.
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Rebel Wilson, Melissa McCarthy and Gabourey Sidibe
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>>705219528

Christina Ricci in 1994

Had a friend who lived in Montclair whose sister was friends with Ricci's sister. We hung out and hooked up a few times, had sex once. It was 14 year old sex so nothing special.
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>>705221931
Are you a wannabe actor or so?
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George Michael.

No homo tho, I just like his music.
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Amy Schumer & Sarah Silverman
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>>705222186

Send pics faggot I want to see Silverman's asshole
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>>705222063
Nice, I buy it
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>>705222186
Schumer? I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me
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No details, sorry, but it was a wonderful fuck.
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>>705222364
havnt got a cam with me then - btw her ass was fucking hairy couldnt even find that hole
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>>705222523
>fucking disney dan man sluts
i remember my first beer
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>>705219528
Selena get a few years back. Met her at a party. It was during her sloppy chub period but I've always badly wanted to fuck her, it was still good.
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I banged the fuck outta Angelina Jolie, why do you think her marriage is over? My huge Pork-Sword That's Why!
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no just your mum
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ITT: people lie about who they fucked and then expect us to believe it.
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>>705222646
I think you mean Dan "hold em tighter their all fighters" Schnider
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>>705222744
Checked
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>>705219528
I've been in the same room with a guy who was on 2 episodes of a Nick show and one episode of a Comedy Central show. I woulda fucked him if he were into it.
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>>705222523
Fuck! Both?
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>>705221146

>Sara Jessica Parker

details? she blow you, was the pussy, tight, wet smelly? were those tits nice or flapjacks?

was her ass bony or nice?
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>>705219528
I got a blowjob from Natasha barnes way back in 2005, shes currently Performing Cinderella in London west end stage Lol.
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This girl in my area had a leaked video of herself with a dildo that everyone had seen, I fucked her one night.
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i had sex with jimmy saville years ago
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>>705221007
topkek
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>>705223762
That's not a celebrity
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I fucked Rihanna in California just when she was getting out there. You know that mr dj song or whatever the fuck it was called? Yeah, around that time just when she started getting famous. Wasn't anything special, just a generic fuck, but I came pretty quickly and didn't get her number.

My two friends were pretty drunk but one remembers and can confirm this actually happened, 100% certain it was her, saw her twice after that when she got really big and she pretended she didn't know who I was but she obviously did, probably didn't want the media to get hold of a story or something
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>>705223890
I had sex with him recently.
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>>705223998
I fucked one of the olsin twins right as they were becoming famous.
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>>705220579
>this
100% of these stories are bullshit, and if you buy any of them, then gtfo 4chan
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>>705223960
She was in Doc martin t.v series , I count it as a celebrity, also it wasn't a bad program either, quite funny at the time being able to put it on t.v and think that she sucked me off.
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>>705224082
kek
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ITT: lies
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>>705224082
I let Bob Saget suck my left nut.
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I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom
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>>705224136
This is the only one partially believable
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haven't fucked a celebrity, but i have had sex with retired pornstars. got crabs from faye reagan in vegas back in june
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>>705223998

are you white or black? or other?
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I jerked off Micheal Jackson years ago! He wrote the song Beat It for me!
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>>705219528
She wasn't a celebrity but she was on the cover of an independent porn movie. Not amazing but they spent money on actually producing box covers for physical copies of the movie. I'll look online and see if I can find it. I'm guessing this was around 2004.
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>>705224094
You'd be surprised man, it's a small world. People are really interconnected.
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>>705224403
If anybody could even post an ounce of proof, I might buy it, but there's absolutely no reason to believe it.
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>>705224403
says the sperg lord
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>>705224358

White, I'm actually from England, but was on holiday.
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>>705222665
Selena died in the 90s you liar.
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>>705224341
That's fucken gross man, Faye Reagan has genital warts too.
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>>705224361
Beat it, Beat it, take my fucking load and eat it.
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>>705224341

you're lucky man, she has herpes, crabs at least leaves if treated properly
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krysta cameron from iwrestledabearonce forced me to grope her boobs after she walked into the crowd at a show, when I went to leave after the next band, she was at the merch table and got me to meet her after the show
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Fingered Hannah Tointon (UK celeb) in a night club toilet a few years ago.
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>>705224586

he probably meant Selena Gomez
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I'm a celeb and I occasionally masturbate, so I suppose that counts.
>you've all seen me on tv but not in movies or fiction programs
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>>705224551
lucky bastard - she usually fucks niggers only
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>>705224752

Wreck It Ralph?
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>>705224752
jimmy saville?
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>>705219528
Ya. smg
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>>705224752
dudes don't count.
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>>705224514
Agree with you there but it would probs be easy for someone if they could get into the celebrity social groups.

>>705224518
What does that even mean?
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My buddy fucked a half conscious Tara Reid. She barfed during the sex but he kept going.
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>>705224704
damn son
If this was true, I'd be jealous
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>>705224808
Maybe it was something after fame? Her attitude was different when I met her, but she seems like a stuck up, egotistical bitch now. I'd smash again though 100%
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Michael Jackson.... when i was 7
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>>705224890
>what does that even mean

see? sperg lord
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>>705224953

You're just jealous you've not fucked any celebrities.
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>>705224599
nah, that was a rumor. she still has great tits, just heavier.
>>705224677
she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes. she told up front before i fucked her. yeah, just shaved and got some special shampoo.
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>>705224752

go to bed guy fieri
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>>705221216 fine faggots, proof.

But remember it was Sarah 15 years ago.
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>>705224752
are you nathanforyou?
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>>705225017
You're actually not that far off hahaha
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25 years ago in her changing room at Earls Court
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>>705225028
I am impressed. To stay hard while fucking a decomposed cat takes mad skills.
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I saw Hugh Jackman once when he was doing advertisment for his newest shitty movie.
I stared at him for like 4 seconds, which, according to feminist is literally rape.

tl;dr: i fucked wolverine with my eyes
Ps: im not cyclops
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>>705221931
so you're a chubby chaser...nasty
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got fucked by Kellin Quinn once
it was pretty bad
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Kerri strugg
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Was 4 years ago. Butterfacey yes, but shit was more fun than I thought it would be.
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>>705221897
I bet you have buddy
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>>705225150
that was actually pretty funny for /b/.
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>>705221146
If you fucked SJP post-Hocus Pocus, then we don't give a fuck
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>>705224752
Ill be damned, i was wondering the same

>I appeared on the most recent Deadpool movie
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>>705225113
Andrew Zimmerman
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>>705221931
So you're a plate of ribs huh
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>>705224252
Dammit Pierce!
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>>705225008
>thinks you cant get herp if there isnt an outbreak

lol
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>>705219528

Not that anyone will believe me but yes I have. A one night stand with Summer Glau.
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>>705224995
I googled the meaning of sperg lord and it actually describes the behaviour you have shown very well.
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>>705225328
Deadpool movie was shit go hang yourself
the only good character was the guy that worked at the bar
it was the most unintelligent, American humour possible, it was like the Adam Sandler of superhero films
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>>705222063
Was that when Casper came out? I don't remember how she looked in 94
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>>705224341
>>705225008

Is that faye? Damn she looks diffrently then i thought she would now. Does she have a insta or anything?
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>>705219528
not a celebrity, but I was in a relationship with a girl in college who went on to be the town's News Host intern. She got to meet all the famous people and she made a load of money off it. I still brag about her to my fiancee, which she hates obviously
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>>705225379
You were closer with guy.
>hint: I own burger joints
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>>705225611
ronald mcdonald?
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>>705223998
Wasn't she like 16 or 17 when during that time?
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>>705224252
If you could prove this, I would go to great lengths to cement you as the king of /b/
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I fucked the chick in Hanson
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>>705225496

You're saying that because everyone else on Earth loved it and you're a hipster faggot that cannot enjoy things because it hurts your ego.

I also bet you can't stand pop music and make references a lot online about how you hate Justin Bieber.

You're a spooky black sheep and don't follow the crowd.

Faggot. It was a good movie and Justin Bieber, despite being an actual fag when he was younger, had made some bangers lately and is good to listen to. Come to terms with the fact that you do enjoy shit and you're not special

Faggot
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Here's a totally random one. Gotta be a complete oldfag to get it
>the girl from Small Wonder
>went to college together
>hooked up a couple times
>not actually a robot but kind of fucks like one
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>>705225611
Bob Belcher?
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I fucked Saoirse Ronan. AMA.
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>>705224892

before or after her body became a train wreck, or rather could you estimate which year the incident occurred
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>>705224752
Miranda Cosgrove?
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Took this pic of Sarah Jessica Parker's pussy, completely candid creepshot. She fucked pretty good. Shit was so cash.
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>>705225739

Fuck knows, looked at least 22. It's not like she would have told anyway, and anyone would have believed me, apart from said one friend who just praises me for it
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>>705225263
I am delighted by this if true!
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>>705225008

so after years and years of being railed by specifically large cocks, how did her pussy feel, was it still acceptable, or did you feel like you were fucking a pringle's can?
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>>705225611
Ramsey?
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had sex with donatella versace - bitch gives nice bj
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>>705225937
yep, is her. bitch is so disgusting looking.
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>>705226060
You realise that's Voldemort in a wig, right?
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>>705225791
I have nothing against mainstream?
Deadpool was just genuinely shit, people are allowed to have opinions?
Or has mummy told her special snowflake he's always right?
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>>705225901
no im the blonde girl on icarly

i dont remember her name sorry
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>>705219528
Sort of...she's semi-famous and about to get a lot more famous because she's starring in a tv show.
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>>705225901
No but I would smash the living day lights out of her
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>>705225820
Describe in detail?
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Do porn stars count?

I fucked Gauge one drunken night long ago. I don't tell anyone cause why deal with people's disbeliefe.

It was pretty awesome. I came in two minutes, apologized, then nailed that ass for another 40 minutes. Bj always great. Had to put the thought of how many cocks she's had in her out of my head though.
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Stephen Fry fucked my ass when I was 19.
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>>705226246
Dan, are you, you are?
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>>705226176
yeah sure but still was great
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>>705225949
Met her after a Shimmer show, before she signed with WWE. We both marked out talking wrestling stories and just hit it off. I regret not gettin those digits. Finn is a lucky bruh.
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I fucked a chick in Ibeza to show Avichi i was kool
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I have (and still do, as we're in a relationship).

She's not an A-list celebrity. But you'd all know her name and face.
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>>705226246
So, do you know icarly?
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>>705223998
u unloaded in this poon? Fucking asshole, I assumed she was still tight since she hadn't fucked every rapper yet
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got groped by don vito when i was 12
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I fucked Randy Travis with a twelve inch plastic toy
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>>705219528
I hooked up with Famke Janssen in 2010 at Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
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>>705226290
extremely jealous
I imagine his semen makes you smarter
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>>705226185

I am right. And your opinion is wrong if it's countered by a fact.
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>>705226523
Not shocking in the least
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>>705226264

Met her outside a club in Carlow.
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>>705226418
I love that game lol. Is she popular here?
Post more clues.
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>>705219528
I had sex with a pornstar in Prag who was doing escort if that counts.
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I fucked the kool aid guy once, shit was c̶a̶s̶h̶ kool
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>>705219528
I was raped by Bugs Bunny behind the log flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person, you know.
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If members of parliament count as celebrities, then yes. Otherwise no.
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>>705226287

I believe you bro, but seriously man, don't you get bored after 15mins, how did you go to 40mins?
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>>705226580

details? are her tits fake, they've always seemed fake to me
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I once fucked OP'a mom, but she is more of a local celebrity for being the town whore.
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>>705226847

Crystal meth. I could have gone for 4 hours.
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>>705226760
my mother is going to die regardless of whether or not i reply to this post. she's not immortal.
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>>705226659
no not here, she's an athlete actually
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>>705225328
Negasonic teenage warhead I follow her insta she is 10/10
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I fucked the chick from open water. Susan Blanchard Ryan. In the basement of the 42nd st Manhattan library. 2004 Saturn awards actress of the year
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>>705222946
Jesus, man.
What did you do to her?
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>>705226377
Finn's gay dude.
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>>705225496
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Yeah, i fuck Scarlett Johansson every day after work and Katy Perry on the weekends. Although there was that one time i fucked them both. It was my birthday gift.
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>>705227096
>athlete=manlike
sorry, bro. best luck next time
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I dated a girl that later became a pretty well known actress, got lead role in a local sitcom. Didn't fuck her though because I'm a retarded person. I still cringe when I remember all those times she obviously signaled "lets fuck, enough of this kissing stuff" and I didn't get it.
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>>705227124
I said "hi" to her
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>>705225797
Did she do the voice?
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>>705226927
I actually met her at a strip club and I thought she was a hooker at first because she was super aggressively coming on to me. Turns out she wasnt a hooker but was pretty drunk. figured out who she was after a few drinks and she took me down the street to an appartment and we fucked on a couch. i was like 22 years old so she is definitely the oldest person ive had sex with but shes hot so who cares. the tits felt real to me but thats also awhile ago she could have gotten them done after.
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I'm constantly being fucked by the rising house prices in the UK.
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>>705219528
I was the manager of a popular night club in London and know Rita quite well.
She sucked my dick one night in my office not long after she broke up with Ricky Hilfiger.
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>>705225410
kek'd
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I can't name her .. because... but in her famous years I was in her circle. Beetle, Edward, Girl
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>>705225791
gotta be honest though, the Deadpool movie wasn't that great. Shitty effects, shitty dialogues, good jokes (sometimes) + they weren't accurate with the metal guy from x-men (He changes form into iron and is just a normal American => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOF-OXLHMFE . In the deadpool movie he sounds like a fucking Russian and he's permanently iron)

So no. The guy you were talking to is completely right. I think you're being the faggot here.

And no I do not hate Justin Bieber.

Faggot.
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I knew a guy who fucked the Veronica twins before they became popstars. They were kinda overrated though to be honest.
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>>705219528
I was an extra on game of thrones. I went to the bathroom and Nat Dorm was washing her hands. I was star struck and she said hi. Small talk led to me banging her doggy in a port-o-let. Not the best choice, but her slop hole was so warm and moist. I nutted in her. I was worried for a while I got her preggerz
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>>705227924
sure
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>>705227912
>kinda

lol
They were fucking retarded, milenial-tier shit.
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>>705227924
Seems legit, actually, maybe too legit...
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>>705228109
Shit was cash don't be jelly, newfag
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>>705226978

was guage high too?

>>705227442

cool story /b/ro
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>>705225472
damn anon, sorry to hear about your herpes
>>705225554
yeah, she got older and the drugs took it toll, but she would still catch it. she did catch it. we fucked each other stupid. nah, she's an escort in vegas tho
>>705226008
it was tight. apparently doing keggles works wonders. her nipples aren't nearly as puffy anymore tho :(
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>>705228230
ah well, everything is fictionous here right? xD
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>>705225595
lol underrated post here
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>>705227727

how were her dick sucking skills sir, could you rate it on a 1-10 scale?
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>>705228324
you can get herpes outbreak or not fam, be careful
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I went to Hogwarts together with Hermione Granger. Pushed my wand waaaay up her pooper. Twice.
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>>705224341
>>705225008

are you really sure that's Faye? it really doesn't look like her, even if she were to gain a lot of weight, I don't see the resemblance
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I gave Kevin Spacey a BJ once, it happened a few months after he finished The Negotiator. It was awkward as fuck, I mean I seriously consider myself straight, but that man can has crazy seductive abilities.
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>>705220886
>Vannessa Puddgins
I have no idea who that is
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>>705221790
I fucked Stacy's mom and she definetly had it going on.
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i dated robert plants son in high school,fucked him loads of times...he moved to america with hes shit band.
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>>705229021
Vanessa hudgens
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>>705219528
Of course celebrities get fucked, you idiot. How do you think they have kids? Immaculate conception?
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>>705222063
I want to believe
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>>705220751
Taylor?
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>>705228527
>Fast sucker
>slowed down after 3 mins
>lot of tongue work around my head
>stopped sucking and jerked me off for a few minutes
>came in her mouth and she swallowed
>whole thing lasted about 10 mins
8/10
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>>705224752
nigga you gay
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>>705225287
No it wasn't
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>>705229251

OP implies that it's not a typical occurrence for a non-celebrity, industry insiders not withstanding, to have fucked a celebrity, thus making it an interesting topic of conversation for the denizens of /b/
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>>705226819
Damn bro nice
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Are Secret Story contestants considered celebrities? If so, yes.
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seeing how many friends in my group are doing shit with their lives, its not surprising to think that many girls ive fucked will eventually become famous. like one of my main girls is a cam girl and model. another one is a model with a huge jewelry business and her bf is getting some attention as a rap star. one girl lost a ton of weight and is like a supporting role for a cooking show on tv. also whenever i visit my home country i get with these two super fine hostess girls and theyre both fucking the minister of justice of that country. oh and one girl is already internet famous and i thnk she blew or fucked the fat guy from workaholics
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>>705225611
Wendy?
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Anita Sarkeesian
Met her at CSU, she wasn't nearly as bad then.
Give me shit all you want, but that women can ride some dick.
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>>705225773
Kek ... my friend's little brother used to fancy the chick in Hanson at school.
We've never let him forget it.
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>>705229776

my thoughts and prayers are with you
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>>705229484

I want to believe
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>>705227893
Colossus is supposed to be Russian you hipster.

Sure it would have been cool to see him transforming into his steel form but the movie was a little strapped for cash considering they had to turn down most of the money to keep Fox from fucking it up like they did with the Xmen movies
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>>705219528
>celebrity
who is she supposed to be?
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>>705219528
this girl in highschool
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>>705227862
lucky bastard
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>>705221887
Naïce you have now Mick Jagger's AIDS :D Yay!
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>>705227924
sounds like a drunk friday night
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I fucked Jenny (can't remember her last name) when she was a YTV host. She was visiting my city (not Toronto).
She was at a bar with another girl (sister or maybe cousin)
Anyway pic is her
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>>705225611
Wahlburger
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>>705222523
Orgy with icarlys...
I want to believe.
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>>705225150
kek'd at
>im not cyclops

Would be funnier if your name was Scott, do that next time anon.
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fucked a background extra from "Raising Hope"
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>>705227924
Seemed legit until
>I was worried for a while I got her preggerz

Nigga, you marry the fuck out of a woman like her...
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>>705225008
>she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes.
There's still a chance. (Source: Me. I have herpes)
>yeah, just shaved
AKA you likely had a lot of small open sores
>and got some special shampoo.
There is no anti-STD Shampoo! You need to get tested, son!
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>>705219528
I was extremely close to getting a blowjob from Keira knightley on a party with drugs and shit in early 2014.
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>>705225611
Tj miller?
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>>705230837
Early 2011*
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>>705230810
The shaving and shampoo is *after* he got crabs, anon. That's how you treat it.
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>>705224082
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>>705229880
Wasn't even that bad man.
Wouldn't do it now because she turned from a pretty cool girl, to a massive cunt(Her professor was a fucking bitch and a half and is 100% to blame for anita turning into what she is).

Over all though not bad in bed.
7.5/10
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>>705229913
In that job i saw lots of stuff that don't make the papers.
I was in a long term relasionship and that stopped me from having sex with others.
I was hoping to have sex with her at a later time but i've only seen/spoken to her twice since but that was a year ago.
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>>705225410
Underrated post
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>>705230961

I have had awful shitty bitchy professors, and did not let them turn me into whatever the male equivalent of an Anita is. The blame is *not* 100% on some shitty professor. A good chunk (likely the majority) of the blame is on the person who allows him/herself to be changed.
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>>705225150
>tl;dr
Get the fuck out. We read over here, faggot.
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>>705225481
Is Downs sexually transmitted?
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>>705224586
Kek
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>>705222063
Interesting you mention Montclair. A friend of mine got involved with Laura Prepon in Montclair right before she moved to LA
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>>705225791
Different person here. No, seriously. That movie was pure shit. Most sad, juvenile garbage I've seen in years.
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>>705228827
I actually believe this one.
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Okay, I've had sex with Denise Richards (before she got with Charlie) and a fairly famous porn star and maybe a couple of other porn stars. Wife fucked Anna Paquin (actually it was the other way around) Also years ago right around the time either right before or first season of True Blood.
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>>705221897
Lmao everyone believes u....
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>>705225797
You glorious son of a bitch. Did she go and sleep in a closet when you where done?
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>>705231273
I don't know man, like if you could have saw what I saw. It was like the slow morph of a kinda boring but cool overall girl to a giant bitch because of how much shit and rhetoric her professor was filling her head with.
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>>705224082
So as babies?
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>>705231734
Was Denise in her prime then?
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fucked a local news reporter here in Louisville, she was real paranoid about being seen or out
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>>705219528
I fingered Miley Cyrus, but that was like 14 years ago.
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It was well after Wild Things, but yeah she still looked fucking good (a bit skinny fat not not much at all) and she was super cool and really into playtime so she was a lot of fun.
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I fucked iggy azalea about 11 years ago when we were both teenagers, she still lived on my street in a place called Mullumbimby and went my school. We had sex quite a lot but we broke up because she was too clingy. She left for America about a year later and I haven't spoken to her since
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>>705228761
yup. she's a shadow of her former self, but she's pretty cool considering all that she's been through. great tits.
>>705230810
i haven't fucked many girls with herpes (as far i know, usually they're open with it) guess i've just been lucky, but i'll be cautious from now on. this anon here:
>>705230893
gets it. i got tested, and all i had was crabs, which are now gone btw. all in all, i had fun with her
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>>705219528
Natalie ried. Some Paris Hilton lookalike that won a contest for playboy. She is from Winnipeg, which is where I'm at. She was sloppy drunk at the bar and wanted the cock sooo bad. Pic related
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>>705225263
Awesome if true. Bayley is cute af and has a great fuckin bod.

>shit was more fun than I thought it would be.

What's she into? Sex from behind? Missionary? Cowgirl? Is she a moaner? Quiet? Is she aggressive or submissive?
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>>705222063
Even though I hate you know and I am going to kill you if you ever cross may way I believe your story.
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Yes.Well, a few minor local TV news "celebrities".
If you've watched Oklahoma City evening news in the past three you've seen one of them
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>>705232696
kek, don't live there now but both wife and I grew up in Oklahoma
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I fucked Miranda Cosgrove at a frat party, she was coked out of her mind.
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I fucked Jessica Schwarz in 2007. She is a German celeb who was in "Perfume - Story of a muderer".
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Years ago I fucked a cougar who had been a Ben-Gal (Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader) and runner-up Miss Ohio in like 1986. Still extremely fit.
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>>705225328
Most recent? There is more than 1?
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>>705225150
We know it's you Deadpool! He's got a Greeeat pair of smooooth Criminals Downunda!
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I've fucked Cheryl Cole or whatever the fuck she's called now. Saying that by the time she was 16 half the lads in my year at school had fucked her. Just teenage sex she only had a small triangle of hair it was like fucking a 12 yr old she was a right slut.She was a bonny little.skinny thing who loved cock. 5his was in the West Denton area of Newcastle UK by the way
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>>705232866
I actually read that book
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>>705232817
Won't say who specifically, but she's blonde, married and has children. Total pussy husband who found us out on three separate occasions and never once confronted me.
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>>705232825
I don't think that's a big deal
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>>705219528
I fucked Ivanka Trump
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>>705233435
Donald is that you ?
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>>705233435
Donald? That you?
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>>705224752
Trump?
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>>705233158
Dude, We haven't lived in OK for years and years now. But we're still close by. OK always did have hot newcasters (if that's what she is) Would love to know who but totally understand if you don't want to say. BTW, I'm the one who fucked Denise Richards, and a few porn stars so I know how much of 'sexy-time' actually goes on behind closed doors.
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>>705233302
How so? Cosgrove was very famous at her peak.
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>>705233073
Check out the movie. it is pretty decent and you will see this bitch naked.
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fucked small wonder many years ago, I got electricuted.
Was worth it
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>>705225137
Not when its your fetish
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>>705227442
my dream *_*
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>>705219528
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
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>>705219528
I love how that girl in the bg is taking a picture of her ass
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>>705232825
Makes me cringe how everyone just asumes celebs are coke adicts even the 10 y/o's
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>>705233655
People honestly have no idea how many random hook ups happen between colleagues in TV news. How sexually charged a newsroom is. A bunch of shallow, attractive people all stuffed into a small work space for hours and hours. Married, unmarried. Doesn't matter.
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I fucked the Chihuahua from the Taco Bell commercials. (I made sure to wrap it in electrical tape first so it didn't explode. Slutty little beaner-dog wanted it so bad.
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>>705227442
When did it happen?
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>>705228827
top kek, a bj is a bj.
thank you mister president
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>>705233996
Yup, We're not in the entertainment industry, but we're in (or more like were in) the lifestyle and partied with a very select crowd across the nation. Unbelievable who you meet and see at these parties.
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I briefly dated Stef Germanotta (aka Lady Gaga) back when we were both students at NYU. She was a tiny, shy band geek who I totally took for granted. I was such a fuckhead to her.
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>>705234020
Damn m8
Do you have any Pics?
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I blew the entire band from the myfreecreditreport commercials.
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Alanis Morissette
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>>705230837
maaaan :/ I feel this miss opportunity
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I fucked the Judds
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>>705234297
Isn't that ironic
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>>705233940
>celebs are coke adicts
welcome to the Hollywood dream, innocent
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>>705234248
I do! Here is it's face when I shoved my cock in ballz deep. (we were doing missionary)
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Bunch of lying motherfuckers in here.
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>>705234282
greentext?
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