Christina Ricci in 1994
Had a friend who lived in Montclair whose sister was friends with Ricci's sister. We hung out and hooked up a few times, had sex once. It was 14 year old sex so nothing special.
No homo tho, I just like his music.
No details, sorry, but it was a wonderful fuck.
ITT: people lie about who they fucked and then expect us to believe it.
I fucked Rihanna in California just when she was getting out there. You know that mr dj song or whatever the fuck it was called? Yeah, around that time just when she started getting famous. Wasn't anything special, just a generic fuck, but I came pretty quickly and didn't get her number.
My two friends were pretty drunk but one remembers and can confirm this actually happened, 100% certain it was her, saw her twice after that when she got really big and she pretended she didn't know who I was but she obviously did, probably didn't want the media to get hold of a story or something
She was in Doc martin t.v series , I count it as a celebrity, also it wasn't a bad program either, quite funny at the time being able to put it on t.v and think that she sucked me off.
haven't fucked a celebrity, but i have had sex with retired pornstars. got crabs from faye reagan in vegas back in june
She wasn't a celebrity but she was on the cover of an independent porn movie. Not amazing but they spent money on actually producing box covers for physical copies of the movie. I'll look online and see if I can find it. I'm guessing this was around 2004.
krysta cameron from iwrestledabearonce forced me to grope her boobs after she walked into the crowd at a show, when I went to leave after the next band, she was at the merch table and got me to meet her after the show
Fingered Hannah Tointon (UK celeb) in a night club toilet a few years ago.
nah, that was a rumor. she still has great tits, just heavier.
she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes. she told up front before i fucked her. yeah, just shaved and got some special shampoo.
>>705221216 fine faggots, proof.
But remember it was Sarah 15 years ago.
25 years ago in her changing room at Earls Court
I saw Hugh Jackman once when he was doing advertisment for his newest shitty movie.
I stared at him for like 4 seconds, which, according to feminist is literally rape.
tl;dr: i fucked wolverine with my eyes
Ps: im not cyclops
Was 4 years ago. Butterfacey yes, but shit was more fun than I thought it would be.
that was actually pretty funny for /b/.
Deadpool movie was shit go hang yourself
the only good character was the guy that worked at the bar
it was the most unintelligent, American humour possible, it was like the Adam Sandler of superhero films
not a celebrity, but I was in a relationship with a girl in college who went on to be the town's News Host intern. She got to meet all the famous people and she made a load of money off it. I still brag about her to my fiancee, which she hates obviously
You're saying that because everyone else on Earth loved it and you're a hipster faggot that cannot enjoy things because it hurts your ego.
I also bet you can't stand pop music and make references a lot online about how you hate Justin Bieber.
You're a spooky black sheep and don't follow the crowd.
Faggot. It was a good movie and Justin Bieber, despite being an actual fag when he was younger, had made some bangers lately and is good to listen to. Come to terms with the fact that you do enjoy shit and you're not special
Here's a totally random one. Gotta be a complete oldfag to get it
>the girl from Small Wonder
>went to college together
>hooked up a couple times
>not actually a robot but kind of fucks like one
Took this pic of Sarah Jessica Parker's pussy, completely candid creepshot. She fucked pretty good. Shit was so cash.
Do porn stars count?
I fucked Gauge one drunken night long ago. I don't tell anyone cause why deal with people's disbeliefe.
It was pretty awesome. I came in two minutes, apologized, then nailed that ass for another 40 minutes. Bj always great. Had to put the thought of how many cocks she's had in her out of my head though.
Met her after a Shimmer show, before she signed with WWE. We both marked out talking wrestling stories and just hit it off. I regret not gettin those digits. Finn is a lucky bruh.
u unloaded in this poon? Fucking asshole, I assumed she was still tight since she hadn't fucked every rapper yet
I fucked the kool aid guy once, shit was c̶a̶s̶h̶ kool
I was raped by Bugs Bunny behind the log flume at Six Flags.
He's a lot bigger in person, you know.
I dated a girl that later became a pretty well known actress, got lead role in a local sitcom. Didn't fuck her though because I'm a retarded person. I still cringe when I remember all those times she obviously signaled "lets fuck, enough of this kissing stuff" and I didn't get it.
I actually met her at a strip club and I thought she was a hooker at first because she was super aggressively coming on to me. Turns out she wasnt a hooker but was pretty drunk. figured out who she was after a few drinks and she took me down the street to an appartment and we fucked on a couch. i was like 22 years old so she is definitely the oldest person ive had sex with but shes hot so who cares. the tits felt real to me but thats also awhile ago she could have gotten them done after.
gotta be honest though, the Deadpool movie wasn't that great. Shitty effects, shitty dialogues, good jokes (sometimes) + they weren't accurate with the metal guy from x-men (He changes form into iron and is just a normal American => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOF-OXLHMFE . In the deadpool movie he sounds like a fucking Russian and he's permanently iron)
So no. The guy you were talking to is completely right. I think you're being the faggot here.
And no I do not hate Justin Bieber.
I was an extra on game of thrones. I went to the bathroom and Nat Dorm was washing her hands. I was star struck and she said hi. Small talk led to me banging her doggy in a port-o-let. Not the best choice, but her slop hole was so warm and moist. I nutted in her. I was worried for a while I got her preggerz
damn anon, sorry to hear about your herpes
yeah, she got older and the drugs took it toll, but she would still catch it. she did catch it. we fucked each other stupid. nah, she's an escort in vegas tho
it was tight. apparently doing keggles works wonders. her nipples aren't nearly as puffy anymore tho :(
I gave Kevin Spacey a BJ once, it happened a few months after he finished The Negotiator. It was awkward as fuck, I mean I seriously consider myself straight, but that man can has crazy seductive abilities.
>slowed down after 3 mins
>lot of tongue work around my head
>stopped sucking and jerked me off for a few minutes
>came in her mouth and she swallowed
>whole thing lasted about 10 mins
OP implies that it's not a typical occurrence for a non-celebrity, industry insiders not withstanding, to have fucked a celebrity, thus making it an interesting topic of conversation for the denizens of /b/
seeing how many friends in my group are doing shit with their lives, its not surprising to think that many girls ive fucked will eventually become famous. like one of my main girls is a cam girl and model. another one is a model with a huge jewelry business and her bf is getting some attention as a rap star. one girl lost a ton of weight and is like a supporting role for a cooking show on tv. also whenever i visit my home country i get with these two super fine hostess girls and theyre both fucking the minister of justice of that country. oh and one girl is already internet famous and i thnk she blew or fucked the fat guy from workaholics
Colossus is supposed to be Russian you hipster.
Sure it would have been cool to see him transforming into his steel form but the movie was a little strapped for cash considering they had to turn down most of the money to keep Fox from fucking it up like they did with the Xmen movies
I fucked Jenny (can't remember her last name) when she was a YTV host. She was visiting my city (not Toronto).
She was at a bar with another girl (sister or maybe cousin)
Anyway pic is her
>she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes.
There's still a chance. (Source: Me. I have herpes)
>yeah, just shaved
AKA you likely had a lot of small open sores
>and got some special shampoo.
There is no anti-STD Shampoo! You need to get tested, son!
Wasn't even that bad man.
Wouldn't do it now because she turned from a pretty cool girl, to a massive cunt(Her professor was a fucking bitch and a half and is 100% to blame for anita turning into what she is).
Over all though not bad in bed.
In that job i saw lots of stuff that don't make the papers.
I was in a long term relasionship and that stopped me from having sex with others.
I was hoping to have sex with her at a later time but i've only seen/spoken to her twice since but that was a year ago.
I have had awful shitty bitchy professors, and did not let them turn me into whatever the male equivalent of an Anita is. The blame is *not* 100% on some shitty professor. A good chunk (likely the majority) of the blame is on the person who allows him/herself to be changed.
Get the fuck out. We read over here, faggot.
Okay, I've had sex with Denise Richards (before she got with Charlie) and a fairly famous porn star and maybe a couple of other porn stars. Wife fucked Anna Paquin (actually it was the other way around) Also years ago right around the time either right before or first season of True Blood.
You glorious son of a bitch. Did she go and sleep in a closet when you where done?
I don't know man, like if you could have saw what I saw. It was like the slow morph of a kinda boring but cool overall girl to a giant bitch because of how much shit and rhetoric her professor was filling her head with.
I fingered Miley Cyrus, but that was like 14 years ago.
I fucked iggy azalea about 11 years ago when we were both teenagers, she still lived on my street in a place called Mullumbimby and went my school. We had sex quite a lot but we broke up because she was too clingy. She left for America about a year later and I haven't spoken to her since
yup. she's a shadow of her former self, but she's pretty cool considering all that she's been through. great tits.
i haven't fucked many girls with herpes (as far i know, usually they're open with it) guess i've just been lucky, but i'll be cautious from now on. this anon here:
gets it. i got tested, and all i had was crabs, which are now gone btw. all in all, i had fun with her
Natalie ried. Some Paris Hilton lookalike that won a contest for playboy. She is from Winnipeg, which is where I'm at. She was sloppy drunk at the bar and wanted the cock sooo bad. Pic related
Awesome if true. Bayley is cute af and has a great fuckin bod.
>shit was more fun than I thought it would be.
What's she into? Sex from behind? Missionary? Cowgirl? Is she a moaner? Quiet? Is she aggressive or submissive?
I fucked Jessica Schwarz in 2007. She is a German celeb who was in "Perfume - Story of a muderer".
We know it's you Deadpool! He's got a Greeeat pair of smooooth Criminals Downunda!
I've fucked Cheryl Cole or whatever the fuck she's called now. Saying that by the time she was 16 half the lads in my year at school had fucked her. Just teenage sex she only had a small triangle of hair it was like fucking a 12 yr old she was a right slut.She was a bonny little.skinny thing who loved cock. 5his was in the West Denton area of Newcastle UK by the way
Dude, We haven't lived in OK for years and years now. But we're still close by. OK always did have hot newcasters (if that's what she is) Would love to know who but totally understand if you don't want to say. BTW, I'm the one who fucked Denise Richards, and a few porn stars so I know how much of 'sexy-time' actually goes on behind closed doors.
fucked small wonder many years ago, I got electricuted.
Was worth it
People honestly have no idea how many random hook ups happen between colleagues in TV news. How sexually charged a newsroom is. A bunch of shallow, attractive people all stuffed into a small work space for hours and hours. Married, unmarried. Doesn't matter.
Yup, We're not in the entertainment industry, but we're in (or more like were in) the lifestyle and partied with a very select crowd across the nation. Unbelievable who you meet and see at these parties.
I do! Here is it's face when I shoved my cock in ballz deep. (we were doing missionary)