Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
The Vision of Escaflowne. It's a pretty old anime, and I tried watching it a few years back. The Jew tier noses threw me off back then, but watching it now, and the story is pretty damn interesting.
No need to hold your mouth open silly~
>Not yet anyways~
>I say it again, how else will I spook the Ama?
Ahhh snap, how much you makin?
The guests get the MadCatz, as is the laws of the PS2.
I'm gonna go to bed, have a good night /waifu/.
>Lewd edition cont.?
Jewish noises you say? Nah
He says with an adorable pic
Texas. 3 am over here
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Very! Night Smugs!
this is a fetish that normal, well adjusted people have, for sure.
It's great isn't it?
You'll never stop the lewds. Ever
G-good, how about you?
but i can complain if i lose and you don't get bragging rights
i dont think lewd should continue maybe tommorrow
oh not far i guess, goodnight
i think im done for tonight
Whoa, that's like fuckin' lewd
And now the smol bote goes to bed
of course I have I'm not some sort of WEIRDO
Nighty night, Chen. You damn nerd.
now im off to bed
goodnight you three, sleep well.
and another. goodness. ded thread incoming. goodnight, sleep tite.
I guess. I am pretty tired. Guess it's time for bed then. Goodnight
Wow. So many people going to sleep at the same time...
Good night, a bunch of people.
I'm still here. watching anime though so eh.
Maaaaaybe. Big maybe.
Fuckin lewd for fuckin you~
>Night Ama, I'll spook you later~
You're practically almost making as much as I am, for working 7 hours and 2 days less a week!
That happens every night, Shizu!
digging these "clothes barely covering the naughtiest bits but still very tantalizing" pictures.
It's my way of being lewd, without being lewd.
>I can hover at 1.99 lewd without hitting 2 lewd for quite some time.
But alas, I only do it if I feel frisky, or I need to spook Ama. Back to normal posting for me.
I enjoy that sort of image very much.
Why is senpai being so lewd tonight?
It's usually a little more spread out.
As do I. I refuse to post straight lewds though, so enjoy what you get.
I had to spook Amatsu! Amatsu is spooked by my lewd.
Not by much, really.
I prefer to be titillated at times anyway.
Did everybody really went to sleep?
Oh well, goodnight as well, I guess.
Sleep well when you do, Cupcake.
thank you ruri. have a lovely sleep yourself. goodnight.
Well, I suppose those trips deserve one last one then.
Oh shit, I'm so sorry for the late reply. But you have a job as a security guard. I'm stuck waiting/cleaning tables and working in the kitchen. I'm on my feet for 11 hours.
mmm, very nice.
I keep getting them even though I don't care, it's quite amusing.
Hmmm, that is true I suppose. make any tips?
It's /waifu/ magic at it's best, isn't it?
The tips get spread between all workers ;-;
Oh, it's THAT kind of tipping system. Well, still, you're probably bringing home even more than me including tips.
Dropping this real quick for people who want to know or care.
No I'm not dead yet.
Yes I moved.
No my connection is worse here on my phone.
No I don't see Internet any time soon.
Yes it sucks.
Sorry I haven't been around and I've missed all the hot new maymays.
Have a nice night /waifu/
I mean I only work 3 days a week, it's not much. Plus taxes and such. Oh, and lots of bills to be paid.
Fuckin 'ell m8.
Not too many memes for you to catch up on.
I shall attempt. Night Mizore!
Ya, but all in all, 33 hours a week isn't too bad. It's only JUST under full time, and not even by a full day. Although I suppose the bills are where it'll get you...
I murdered an emaciated halfling family. They stole my cart of goods.
I hate it when it fucking does that
>Not torturing them first
What kinda villain are you?
Have you tried giving it to your bat?
I kicked a door into the father. Knocked them down. Walked over the door and crushed them. Then dropped a maul through the shitty floor and crushed the mother, baby and a kid. Again, they stole my cart of goods. My Gnoll cares not about what they were. They pay in blood.
See above. The half-orc with me tried to be polite and just after he knocked I kicked down the door.
I guess that's true but I'm stuck paying so many bills that it's not that much money.
But anyways. You ever play any vidya?
Kinda brutal. Could be more brutal though.
Enough to go for a burger every now and again at least?
And ehhhh, not NEARLY as many as I used to.
>See 8+ hours of gaming a day, to maybe 2-3 a month
No, and I don't think that would work
Oh my, no vidya because of work and life?
I guess, cant complain.
What about you?
Damn. No chill.
Why not? Is your bat not very tech savvy?
That, and because I just generally don't have anyone that plays the same games I want to. And I don't really like playing alone, so I just haven't been playing.
Tad bored, still watching anime. Got some Goldfish and Chocolate milk though, so I can't really complain either.
Best goth waifu claimed.
Haven't said that in a while.
No, because my phone isn't a fucking nigger
Not an evil character. Tomorrows character is evil though.
>completely different flavour though
>that character casts all the fear effects
Well he was raised in the wild. He has however learned to knock before kicking in the doors.
Somehow it seems appropriate
Hate to take away your glory though. Don't worry, you have a damn cute waifu.
I have a thing for bows.
I kinda wonder what happened.
Did someone wear out?
Does that include ship bows?
Apparently I forgot a picture.
I dunno, it sure acts like one. :^)
You do make me want to try a Merchant Skyrim campaign though. I've never gone a non-combat route. Closest I got was an illusion mage.
PC mostly... Like, 99% of the time. The very very few times I played console was a 360. Never had online games for the PS2.
Nothing to worry about.
I'm glad to see you.
Oh, I got a pc that I play vidya on.
I don't know, I haven't seen it steal anything that I own yet
Awh, you cute! It's really good to see you too. How are you?
Miko still a cute!
Whatcha play? Anything neat?
Yet being the key word there, Kitten!
The Vision of Escaflown. I'm fairly close to finishing it. About 7 more episodes to go.
Umm, I'm doing quite well. It's still pretty early for me so I'll have lunch soon. I'm looking forward to a relaxed weekend.
How's it for you?
All these people going to bed ad I've got an exam in 1 and a half hours
Claiming before I have to go
Uhh, recently got into Dota 2. I play Dark Souls 3, Overwatch, War Thunder, Starcraft 2, Metal Gear Solid V:TPP, GTAV for games with multiplayer capability.
I'd say the same, it's almost lunch time.
I need to shower, I'm at a friends party tonight. Guess you guys have to pray I don't pay thread a visit!
I'm doing well though, I'm sure my weekend will be good.
Good luck on your exam!
Haven't heard of it.
Whats it about?
Dota2 seems to be the only one I share on that whole list...
Kind of like an old epic fantasy/drama with mechs and... it's hard to describe. If you can get past the fact it's VERY old, and the Jew tier noses, I'd suggest it.
Hmmm, well those trips wouldn't lie...
Hmm, I vaguely remember us having similar times.
I hope you have fun; I won't mind a late night visit either..
I'm sure you'll do well!
Yeah, we seem to. I remember us talking about it before!
Heh, then I'll come visit. You can make sure I don't get too lewd eheheh.
Actually, do you use any form of contact other than thread? I'd love to talk more.
If not, I suppose that's more reason to come and join!
Oh boy. And I forgot to mention, I play total war also.
What about you
I just gooped 2 clerks. Pencil pushers. 2 swings, 2 mushy piles. This character is cool.
I'm glad you remember, too. It has been quite a while since then. You'll be welcome to me no matter the details.
And yeah, I've started using most of the common ones. Discord might be the most convenient right now, Skype or Telegram is fine as well. I'm easy to find on Telegram.
I still try to show up here a few times per week at least; I'll make sure not not miss this evening.
Okay, I don't much have a choice.
Hmmm, when I was playing actively...
LoL, WoWs, WoW, Tera, FF14, Neverwinter, Rift, BnS, BDO, ToS, Secret World, and.... Archeage. I think that's all the Multiplayer ones I really played. Dota2 was more of a "I'm fucking sick of LoLs bullshit and need a break, but still wanna play a Moba" so it wasn't played TOO often.
I don't forget things so easily, especially concerning cuties like yourself.
I use all 3 of those, mostly Telegram. I'm fine with whatever is convenient though! It'd make it much easier to talk if for whatever reason I'm too busy for threads!
I try to show up a few times every week, I can't come every night like I used to unfortunately.
My Telegram is: ANewFormOfRoyalty.
Im sure everyone knows it by now anyway.
Oh, that's a lot of MMOs. I played MMOs in the past. Like FFXI, FlyFF, GunZ, Lunia, Conquer 2.0. And other games like Tribes, Counter Strike (original), Gunbound, Starcraft Broodwar.
I've tried BnS but didn't like it too much. And others like WoW or FFXIV had a sub fee.
For me it's often easier to remember a fact than to remember who it was about, so I'm careful with assuming too much based on memory.
It's especially hard when talking to many people; but I actually try to avoid that to some extent.
I'm a little slow.
So how ya feeling tonight, Kitten?
Ya, I was a heavy MMO addict. Each one had it's own flair that made me like it, but overall, the flaws always brought it down to the ground. Some held me on more than others, but it seems none of them could hold me forever.
Sub fees are suck, but it prevents goldselling and bots to quite some extent.
Ah I understand. I've always had a pretty good memory so I remember most things.
Although there are a lot of conversations to remember here so I feel you.
Pretty tired right now, but having trouble getting to sleep to
I became disillusioned with MMOs after my experience with FFXI. No MMO will ever come close to the depth that it had.
Have you tried cuddling with the bat?
I was slowly drained. Every one had it's flair, but in that each one without said flair made the lack of it that much worse. To the point that you'd have to have an MMO combining all the good points of each one to make an MMO that could hold me anymore.
I'm not going to hold an inanimate object
I'll try cuddling with my dog
Mizore a real ogg
Saturday morning classes.....never again
Good luck to ya though
Sorry about the odd mia earlier. Sleep knocked me out and didn't bother to tell me
Tristana claimaru doggaru
I see, similar thing happened to me after FFXI too. It's been nice talking to ya, I'm gonna rest a bit, got work in a few hours.
Where's the lewds ma dewd?
But of course it's safe...pretty safey safe. Safe
What's yer job, no?
Kill count for the gnoll - 11. This is fun. Mauls rock.
Well I must leave for now, I'll likely be back tonight!
Stay lewd and stay cute.
Work at a sushi restaurant near my uni.
Did you finally show it who's boss?
HEY THERE SPOOKI BOOKI~!
Alright, later Nononononononon!
Makoto, I am warning you again.
What did I doooooo?
Pictures is going to be a hassle
Ah well not like I have a lot of time to be on here anyway
Have a fun weekend all
You pointed your boobs at me lewdly! How inappropriate and rood!
You must stop posting lewds or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight
Lol you should add a lewd to debbie it up
I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of such things!
Not much, how bout you?
The scab is way past healing. What are your plans for the day? I'm going to a renaissance fair in half hour. Lol, i only wake up early for me and never school, strange that is
Well, okay, people seem to have calmed down.
How is everyone?
Go home and sleep once I'm off work. Not much planned for tomorrow to be honest. It's the weekend, a lot of places are closed, and I don't have to wake up early for anything.
>Ye Olde Fair
I'm jealous. Really fucking jealous.
>I assume that was towards me.
CALM? WHAT IS CALM? IS THIS CALM?
>Bored, as always.
NO IT'S NOT.
Wow, uh, did you get hip implants?
Hi Miho. What's up?
Last thread, mostly. Though feel free to add more.
IS IT NOT? WHY?
Put your tiddies away, you're being a whore!
...Makoto has pretty big hips, huh? Or at least, she seems to in most drawings ...
Nothing much. Havent been up that long. You?
They aren't even out!
Depends on the artist really. This one makes quite good art, although... a bit lewd~
You got dubs is what happened
Put your fat titties away, you stray!
Dubs are lame
Hello actual lewd one
How are you today?
>that picture has some heavy imblications
Hee hee, someone's getting heated
It's something at least
What do you have for today?
Just for you bb
Not a lot. Just a little tired.
Hi alice. Just lewd things.
Take a nap then.
Heh ... ehehee. They get smaller with every picture. You're going to end up like Shizuru.
Hi there Galil!
Watching fuck loads of anime with my qt. You?
I'm noticing this. I may have to abandon thread to remain innocent
Maybe if you put a titty-patch over one.
About to go to bed. I'm struggling through little sleep, gym time, and an all-you-can-eat Brazilian restaurant.
That sounds not fun
Im alright, enjoying the weekend.
What about you?
Carpooling with some peeps to a renaissance fair