Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
So is rolling for trips the hip new spam the kids are doin these days?
Nah. Just spamming for lewds. I'm done for tonight tho. Back to regular posting.
Just roll trips and see how Lewd /waifu/ can really be.
Thank you, Shinoa. Requesting it was a pain in the ass, but I'm glad that someone took the time to make it for me.
Well, I don't really know if there's a reason to be awake after Kyouko leaves.
I can tell you're both happy <3
You tried, you really did.
I'm sorry about it.
missing a link in there, buddy.
yeah, well he's happy and I'm as close as emotionally possible these days. being dead inside is kind of a bitch sometimes.
Eh, it's good practice. But man I'm so tired of captcha. I wonder how many trees, rivers, store fronts, and street signs I selected.
I'm all for a bit of lewd fun. Just a tease though. Full Lewds of my waifu are for my eyes only
It's old lol
Your dubs are commendable
No lewds. Bad rain lady
We hate him too, anon
You look nice with long hair
Then you won't want to roll for trips here. Mutual Lewd Agreement. If you roll for our lewds, we roll for you lewds. And the first to roll trips "Wins" but must also participate.
If you don't want to risk it for the biscuit, then don't play.
How about we keep this thread pure?
Shinoa is correct. Lewds are the worst.
Please do not use Mutually Assured Lewd as a lewdness deterrence policy. You could destroy /waifu/ as we know it.
See, even Cirno has the right idea.
How about you not post thumbnails?
It's not like you have to participate.
It's the only image I would think of keeping. I just really like short hair
Thanks drunk waifu/anon person
Or go to sleep now. It's 3 for you
Who needs sleep when you have /waifu/?
I don't even want to know how that's possible.
Oh, you're right.
>being dead inside is kind of a bitch sometimes.
I'm really sorry to hear it, and I can tell it's hard to deal with most of the time.
I have a lot of questions, but also plenty of time.
It'll be tomorrow, like we said.
Cirno, just, fucking, destroyed, you, Tomoko.
any and all questions may be asked, but I hope you'll forgive me if I don't answer them all. I probably will though.
You go to sleep too
But in order of stay in waifu, rest is needed
I'm just here to tease a bit. But go ahead and roll for them if you want
Not drunk (right now)!
But if you don't sleep you never leave
thanks but i am still going for your shinoa
d-do you like my tease
please dont get trips unless your participating for lewds
But moooom! Sleep is for suckers! :^(
Very much. I hope you're enjoying mine
In other words, yet
You're not saying goodbye now are you?
And if I'm taken?
Go to sleep. Not buts
nope, this is just random posting!
Possibly, I'm starting to fall asleep at my desk. Also, are we a ship now, shipmaster?
sorry to hear that. did seem like you weren't gone for very long. did you only get a few hours?
what happened this time?
Is this supposed to be me?
Please mum, last thread ok?
Go to bed or couch, where ever you sleep. Only if the other would like to
yes very much,, what did you think of tomos lewd i thoughy it was great
i shall... not give shinoa back?
so tomo do we have to post lewds now
it is. I have been shipped already. I'm sure yuuki is a lovely person though.
Let's see, that's a post that ends with a number 3, followed by another 3, and at the very end, another 3.
Seems like trips. Cirno is a god.
I couldn't roll for them.
I like the sharpie in pooper.
Cupcake is Kyouko's property!
I'm not in a position to ask anything out of place.
I do hope that you'll let me know if you'd consider any of them inappropriate.
I feel like I need a new one since Sinon never posts here anymore, and that's who you shipped me with
I certainly will, but I won't be the slightest bit upset no matter what you ask. I'm a pretty open person in private.
Is that even a real question? Of course i enjoyed it. It was great
Yeah, Cirno is pretty good at "rolling" for trips.
That's cute. Even if it is censored.
Well, now what?
We've done our lewd posting. Back to just waifu posting I guess.
Don't tell me I was summoned for nought
Whoa, hey, easy on the accusations!
This is what I'm saying! I'm not drinking, but have in the past!
Stop the lewdness immediately.
You know, I'll call you mom from now on, you brought this upon yourself, mom. This is my last thread, I promise!
you have some nice pictures of your waifu. she's a cutie.
The shipmaster is not aware ofn this
I'd say yuno but yuno is with rikka, right?
I was gone for 8-9 hours.
No, i kept waking up a lot.
Nah. Lewd is fun. You should join in.
Thanks, yours too! I loved Beatrice in Re:Zero
Probably? I'm not up to date with the ships
now you have been made aware.
you were? goodness. I have like, no sense of time, I'm sorry.
yeah ugh, I hate that. happens to me sometimes.
I've had my bat next to me all night because I've been hearing shit all fucking night
Might be my paranoia, but it might not be
your right not even a question
what are you talking about?
thats some nice shinoa art
heres another wew
that is a sign of impeccable taste. beatrice is perfection.
you'll most likely be okay, but be careful.
I can give that summon a reason~
>Oh it's the weekend, have a little fun
Don't go overboard, Booki.
Is it a fruit bat?
Oh. Sorry lol
And I'll add that to my long list of nickname. Answer is still no. Go to bed, Nep
Same. It's been a while lol
Yes i am. I'll do my thing when kyouko is awake
What's your living space like? Could be wood or something just creaking
Thanks and wew
Don't let me tell you what to do. Honestly I just posted them because I spammed two threads to death trying to get lewds.
Cirno comes in an POW! Trips like a faggot. Figured it was appropriate, and Ruri and I had a mutual agreement regarding trips. So don't give Ruri any shit about it, it was basically me pressuring them into it.
I missed her in the last few episodes! Her sarcasm and putting down Subaru was so funny to me
I have all my doors and windows locked, my bedroom window is impossible to open because it's been nailed fucking shut because it was broken, so the only way to get in through it is if you break it
he's awake, off taking care of something though. should be back later.
I agree. she had better make a return in season 2 or I'll be very upset.
well then yeah, you're gonna be fine.
It's a baseball bat that I use to bash nigger heads in with
I would never! Don't insinuate!
Keep your slutty cow-titted content in /std/ where it belongs. /Waifu/ is wholesome.
I'm not drinking. And please put your clothes back on, Makoto!
Yeah don't be a party pooper
Personally i think lewds make this thread even more fun then it already is.
Goodnight /waifu/ (Geez mom)
Lewds are very fun
>/Waifu/ is wholesome.
This is not the first time we have posted lewds, well, maybe Ruri, and this will not be the last time.
Stay a while longer, and even you might succumb to our seduction.
What about Eru?
She and Ram both need more screen time
eh. I don't care much about ram, but maybe if she had more screentime...I want to see more felt.
I've never seen a baseball bat. What's it like? What does it eat?!
But how will I spook the Ama?!
Does he even sleep?
Goodnight neppy! Guess who's going to get pats when they wake up?
Love ya <3
Oh yeah, they showed her off at the start of the 2nd cour with Reinhardt and then never went anywhere with her
Yay! New ship hype!
Goddammit you trap lover idol!
NO SPOOK THE AMA
Nice meme lil' smug
>pm me bby :^)
I'm a firm believer that there is such a thing as "tasteful" lewds.
normally he has been going to bed a lot later but he needed to sleep earlier for a thing, so yeah he slept. just not much. probably not enough :/
maybe he'll sleep at a better time tonight because of that though.
yup. it's a travesty. felt is another megacute from that show and there's criminally little of her.
It eats the brains of dead niggers
Why are we the only morally upstanding people here!?
Put your shirt down this instant young woman.
If it's tasteful, it's not lewd. That is lewd.
Everyone just calm down!
Wait for tomorrow now lol
Thanks lil ship
>hard erping time?
I think you are just jealous that you're waifu doesn't have any good lewds.
Well, Cirno rolled trips. And immediately left. Pussy footing fairy.
But I love to spook the Ama~
>I love to love the Ama too~ So get over here~
That sounds like one spooky bat. Might wanna keep it in a cage.
It's a Nonon!
Lewds are lewds. As long as they're not god awful
Eheh.. Yeah, morally upstanding...
>It's hot, raunchy, erp time filled with a lot of bdsm stuff
I loved all of the female characters, I wish there was more screentime for all of them instead of the Rem show 24/7
Eh, I guess so.
Personally I think voyeurism, exhibitionism, rape, drugged, and futa are not tasteful. I guess those are just opinions of a vanilla fag tho.
I take it youre bored too?
You mean sexy, hot, raunchy, erotic, kinky, tantalizing erp
Mmhmm now go to sleep like nep did
honestly yeah, especially when others dont want it
my favorite kind of bat
tommorow is in 23 hrs for me
so we ever gonna race on ps2 and you using madcatz controller
he usually seems okay, hope he's not too tired today though.
I hated rem at first then she turned into my favorite non loli. it was incredible, everyone kept telling me that would happen and I just didn't believe them.
>Drunken oni is the only one not morally bankrupt
What is happening?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!?
Makoto I'm warning you!
It can be a temporary thing for the sake of decency!
I'm running away!
That's even better
See, that's why you're such a good erp partner :^)
I mean, lewds are privates anyway
OFF WITH THE PUBLIC LEWDING!
I grew to love Rem as well, But I'm on the Emilia train all the way lol
Have a good night /waifu/!
I agree with all that. Except futa.
I enjoy futa.
I'm sure I'll learn to like her, but I have a soft spot for people pining after what they can't have. not from personal experience, it's just something that hits the old feelers.
goodnight yuuki. sleep well.
Oi! Yush it is!
Never know, homie
I know. Thank you:^)
Yay. Goodnight lol
I keep it under my bed most of the time
Oh for sure. I've found this thread most enjoyable of the night