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Waifu thread Previous: >>705156806 The rules are very

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu thread
Previous: >>705156806

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
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i like looking at them lol. white cold death that soothes my angry soul
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>>705167980 (Eru)
It's $5 for a pizza, take a guess lol
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Newfag check
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I should really go to bed but I just hit my second wind
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This thread has been colonised by the British Empire.
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I started watching Upotte! but it's a little, uh, ... lewd.

>Elle a thick

Eine PanzerKampfrau?

Absolutely haram.

Quick claim then ANGRY GYM TIME.
beep boop
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Claiming Felix
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one day, cupcake

play csgo
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>Union flags.
Make me.
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Prolly taste like arse then.
>I like local shops better than big pizza chains.
It is a bit lewd, but its also cute ^^
>Protip: Eru best girl.
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This one's for her majesty the Queen
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That's not okay

How soon?

Really? Just don't have time?
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>lick lick
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Indeed. It's pretty nasty but delicious at the same time

That and my family is kinda spread out across several states. I have family here in GA and some in Maryland too
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It's alright though, a loner like me doesn't need a hundred wishes. I'm glad I got those 3.
>tfw you get less than someone you know who has the same birthday and who's been dead for three years
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ehh ill die of a heart attack sometime soon, then i wont have to deal with people and their shitty driving
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After I powerlevel my Mason by building WALLS for KEEPING THE MEXIC- I MEAN GOBLINS OUT.
I'd try it, if I wasn't paying for it :^]
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Even Mudslime Karen wasn't this much of a faggot.
Cheers to America! We Amerexited before Britain could even Brenter!>>705168815

I've also discovered that my beloved dog in RimWorld is just going to keep getting pieces of it shot off by my settlers until it is a beloved log.
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>nibble nibble
This isn't treason, is it?
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It's really good when you've been drinking haha
bop bop
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>beloved log
But yeah, that's the fate of most animals until you find a way to give it robot limbs
I don't drink, mostly because I choose not to but also because I'm only 18.
Karen lewds. Fuck the mainland. Sincerely, Australia
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What's the best way of punishing people who post treasonous things on the internet?

also how can i report someone to the police if they're posting anonymously?
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pervy kitty.
You can punish them by sending Karen lewds
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Cry mods and fap to trap cuckold porn. You'll sure show those treasonous faggots.
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I think this is the only way, sadly. sorry karen.
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Its a meme you dip
Can't you at least wait until I leave to post lewds?

>no life
>Juvia claimed
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wow how can you be so rude...

I'm not posting them, it's these pervs!
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Heres a karen lewd
>that was a good day
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Yeah, yeah, trips.
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Yeah...being underage is a good reason haha
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alright heading to bed. Night /waifu/
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whats going on here
Oh God I hate this period of Saturdays. Mid afternoon and I just want to get out but the dishwasher was set up by speds.
Welcome back torture-chan
General ass-fuckery
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Its a good enough reason for me.
Some fuckery.
Night ^^
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm gucci fam.


Just pessimistic about these trip rolls. It's been almost a week since we started this and we have not rolled trips at all.
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Wew that is far spread


Not okay. Don't say shit like that

Kek earn that paycheck!
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>that photo
How was your day?
>nibble nibble
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Do you want to give up and just post it already?
I've had my image ready if you were up to that.

And now I know how Trips guy feels.
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what are ya doooin monkey?
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Nah, we don't have to go that far. We will get trips sooner or later, but if I get them I'll post after you, I hope you'll post after me if you get them.
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we lost..... bad...
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Glory and Justice for the Sandune Town!~

I think I'm gonna hit the hay though. I'm pretty tired ^^
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>triple 17
Good reason. I didn't have my first drink until I turned 21

Yep. Every year until I was about 17 we would drive to drive to Maryland. DRIVE, to Maryland. With 2 dogs, my parents, and my brother in the car. That's a 13 hour drive from GA lol
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>I hope you'll post after me if you get them.
Sure, sounds good.

We just have to believe.
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good night akame!
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poor gardy. did you have fun at least?

goodnight akame.
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More or less. Just remember, if you roll for ours we can roll for yours.

Good. Now all we have to do is roll until the cows come home.
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I'm doing pretty great! Just playing with some friends.

>kiss kiss
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Yeah, had tons of laughs!
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who are you and why are u so nice
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I dont roll. I just spin. But maybe this time I will roll.
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Indeed, you better save a good lewd if you'd like to roll, Chef.

>Suggestives =/= Lewds!

I've got plenty of time.

How was your day?
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well good, that's all that really matters.

I am beatrice, and I am not especially nice or anything, just friendly I suppose.
we've talked a few times before, kinpatsu.
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Hey all

Tristana claimed
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That's Beatrice. That's how he is
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I'd say.
So, what you up to?
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Apparently some girl's skirt went too high and I saw her pantsu.
>fucking Miku panties
rolling for lewds i see, ill roll for the sake of it

how old are you


hi juvia how goes the no life
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good choice. don't even play league but she's qt as hell.

nothing much. watching some youtube and chilling here. how about you?
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i know im not like hating it. just wondering if you were someone before, thats all.

almost had quads bro,
Not quite sure what I'm gonna be doing... Might play some WarThunder
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I feel so old at 26.
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Nah, nah, nah. You can't just jump in the water and expect to come out dry.

Meh. Not very exciting. Did the dishes, ate some chicken, took a nap. Woke up about 3 hours ago. Probably going to be awake for a lot longer. You? You better have eaten.

Don't pussy foot around here. If we get trips and you puss out I'll bully you.
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I'm new to these threads, but I was in other circle jerk stuff years ago on /b/.

a few of my friends play that, doesn't seem my cup of tea but they always seem to enjoy it.

I just turned 27 this month.
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>a wild Plum
...fine, Plum it is, but you're a sexy leek

Danke. What's your waifu's name?
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beatrice, betty, beako. she answers to all in her show. isn't she lovely?
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It's one of those games you can't spend HOURS at a time playing. But it's fun to hop on and play a few games.
>sexy leek
w e w
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Still hear
Absolutely mint.

>headpats of proudness
Then I best get looking.
Join the group lewd.
See top comment here.
Dammit. Im not the oldest here.
>5 months older
Look at this album cover. Look at how fucking amazing it is.
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my only real multiplayer game I like is overwatch. more of a single player type of person usually.

well not being the oldest isn't a bad thing. heh.
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The name alone is enough for me

Yee my plan'
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about to leave for a 5 hour train ride while sick
hold me
got a thread or two in me
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in a good way or bad?

hope you feel better. what are you sick with?
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You're sick? Join the club. I think my sister have me strep throat
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I've never had a chance to pick up overwatch, but I've heard good things about it.
What are some of your favourite single player games?
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I feel both bad and a bit proud to see it. I haven't mentioned she's my friend. My Loli-body friend.

>im a pussy
fine ill rooll for trips and quads, if i get quads i get every participants lewds

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Hey, at least you did the dishes aside from playing Warframe all day long.
Mine wasn't too exciting either, though.
Tried out the random URF mode and drank a lot of tea. Didn't ate that much, aside a bit of lettuce salad.

You'll really be looking for one?
I'm impressed, you didn't had one already?

>I think my sister have me strep throat
Lewd tbh.
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what does this meeeeeean

I really enjoy rpgs. and then visual novel stuff is great, like the danganronpa games and ace attorney.
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a pretty bad cold, it started out a week ago but it just keeps getting worse
i practically cant talk and coughing kills me and i have a pretty annoying fever
your sister made you sick?
Why would I have a Rory lewd?
Its mutually assured lewds. One gets, all post.
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Because she doesn't cover her mouth when she coughs and doesn't wash her hands and touches everything? I swear she's doing it on purpose.
>gave* I blame mobile
See above
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wew there matey

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You don't like Warframe that much do you?

Yeah I'm gonna be a bit busier tomorrow. Aunt's birthday, gotta mow the lawn, I probably won't be in the thread until later in the evening.
URF mode? What is that?
>A whole leaf salad
No grilled chicken? Or even fried chicken in there? Shrimp? Fam. You gon die.

It's basically One and Done. First to roll trips "wins."

But if you win you better participate too!
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are you trying to murder it with medicine at all? I usually just drink dayquil all day and sleep with nyquil when I have one, kills it off fairly quick.

this is a very confusing exchange for me.
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Hello, it's good. How about you?
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She's a year older, at least.
>but her chest is flat as all hell
>love it

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honestly its not that weird to just tell her to cover her dirty mouth, because you are getting sick as well
i know i should have but its too late now
i have this weird thing in my family where we dont want to use medicine too quick
because its bad and yadayada
oh alright

oh gotta suck, so your leaving for france now?
these are some good tips >>705175326

im doing great, anything interesting happpen

>chest is flat
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You enjoy the Fire Emblem games?
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well, it's not always great for you so I get it. I just hate being sick so I go ahead and punish my body for letting it happen.


I've played a few and enjoyed them. didn't get the latest because of censoring and the two game...THREE game bullshit they pulled. but I LOOVED awakening.
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I have. Repeatedly. She's just fucking dense
No just claiming my waifu and going to work. What about you?
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Holy jesus, sounds like someone I know.

>tight hugs
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Awakening was probably my favourite in the FE series. But know what you're saying about the new games.. seems like such bullshit
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yea i am, you are hikage right?
i know but as i already explained i tend not to take medice really quick
its pretty retarded because now im regretting it
kek yea thats pretty fair
i just feel like if i do that im gonna regret it sooner or later
last time i took heavy medicine it wasnt pretty afterwards
well that sucks
man so many people here has autistic family
you better just avoid her then i guess
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She's a short girl with a flat chest and butt. Like a Loli. Love it.

If you live in Texas, it's a maybe
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She's almost never home too. Now that she's sick she spends a little more time home, like she wants to spread the misery

I'm going to sleep, good night waifu
about the dayquil and nyquil

sounds nice, but is the work nice

yes it is retarded

ok that makes more sense

everyone that i talk to online is from texas, why

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yeah. I'll get them eventually but it's going to be a long time. especially if I can't get a version with the headpat game.

awakening was absolutely incredible. I played like 80 hours or something.

sure, I understand. sometimes I don't bother if it's not too bad but colds drive me crazy so I attack them real good.

ooooh! I misread it as "trips" and was confused.
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night alice
get well soon
done anything while i was gone?
yea colds are pretty annoying
i dont even know why i didnt take any meassures
also i was wondering, i have been seeing you post a lot lately but i cant remember us talking before.
Are you new or did you return after not posting for a while? Either way nice to meet you
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Because Texas > Literally every other state in the Union
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I am a new person around here, but not new to this kind of thread. circle jerks, that is. I was on /b/ several years ago and was in a few then, but then I disappeared from all that for a while. then I ended up wandering into the thread here a week ago or so, maybe more like five days, because I knew like two people already, karen/ana and homura. been enjoying myself so I've stuck around.

it's nice to meet you too. I go by beatrice around here.
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Time for me to call it a night
It's already 6:30...
I'll seeya later everyone!
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goodnight gardy, sleep well.
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Why wouldn't you?
Remember Third Amendment made it legal for people to fap to their waifus.

>doesn't wash her hands and touches everything?
You included?
Lewder tbh.

I once tried it and I didn't really liked it, I'll admit.

Hey, I hope you don't mind assisting to their birthday. It can get kind of tedious but visiting your family is always important.
>URF mode? What is that?
It's League related.

Nope, no grilled chicken, anything. Just salad, and my headache is pretty good at reminding me that.

Give those trips, so we can all get lewd already.
It's about as nice as working in a grocery store can get i guess.
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>No one cut me off today
Well, not enough to make me spin out anyways. Huzzah!
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kek yea 4chan is pretty much one entire cirkle jerk
well anyway its good to have you here, might i ask how you knew them?
night IRA man
Goodnight, Eli



Tristy! It's been too long!

I am back as you can see lol
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Of course I don't mind, my family is pretty cool. Plus my grandmother is barbecuing. Old Korean Lady barbecue fam. Gonna get fucking fat.
>League related
Oh, that stupid game. I tried it once and I didn't like it at all.

Yeah, your head is screaming at you to eat something nourishing, not rabbit food. Eat the damn rabbit!

I'm trying, just, not hard enough I guess. We do have a few more players, maybe we'll get lucky and one of them will roll the winning trips.
Rory Mercury is where my penis goes
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I'm from the circle jerk thread for the old anime folk who used to post here on /b/, they're on 8 chon now, and I'm there as well, but lately been here more and more. homura apparently lurks there sometimes, and karen actually posts there now and then and we met and became friends over there, so I knew about these threads and decided to visit when I was bored and just haven't left yet.
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>Miia Claimed

Hello everyone
Nice dubs
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>is the best state in U.S.A
>seceded like the big head retards they are
literally what

ok i was wondering why you were confused

i did almost nothing


>does she touch you

he thinks rory is too pure for lewd

rip i might be working a grocery store soon

do you still trust me
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Alright that's it.
Time to get naked.
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the mystery was a tough one, but we solved it yes we did. you and me, other lewdsnek.

I never call it though.

and why is it always 5s for me?
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thats something new
perhaps its because you didnt drive like a maniac for once
hows it going?
oh you are one of the chonners, i guess it makes sense that you post here then. I mean if you knew karen, he is a great guy so yea
might i ask what you do for a living or something like that?
you liked that?
check these then
ah thats too bad
just been posting here then i guess
i mean its kinda nice i wish i could just lay in bed and do the same
also check'em
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Nice try yuno
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Talk as much shit as you want about slavery, it gets shit done.
And we rejoined, so it's all water under the bridge.
Sure there is a bunch of talk about "Texas being able to secede and bleh bleh" but no, we can't. And we won't. We are very independent, but we realize the Union has a better chance at success than Texas alone does. Plus, if we did, Mexico would just declare war and try and take us back. Sucks to suck, Mexico, but you lost.

I don't even think that was a roll. I think you are just horny.
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eh. lost my job recently, in between stuff now. I'm a pretty boring person unfortunately. been going through some really rough stuff the past few months, which is what drove me back to the old community. feels nice to have interaction with people at least. even just online. that's where I am best anyway.
It's not too bad. It keeps me busy and it pays alright
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It was bad until we got the DVD players and got the Xbox hooked up to it. Then we had Halo and Phantasy Star the whole ride up.
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I'm not gonna befriend a literal Loli. That's weird

We're seriously underrated sometimes
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Bullshit, you can clearly be seen rolling for lewds right here, Cupcake:

I don't think you're rolling either.
So get to it.
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that was me commenting on the fact that such a lewd karen pic got posted. and was it by karen himself? scandalous!
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Are you asking me to roll until I get trips?

I'll do it. I'll turn this whole thread into a giant roll thread until I get trips. And the next one, and the next one, and the next one.
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