Greetings. I am a 21st century historian from the year 2056.

>>705143718
Actually, since this is the year 2016, I'll answer some common questions I might recieve.
Donald Trump becomes the president of the united states in november. Nothing he does or says affects much, however foreign relation with southern countries and Europe after the invasion did cause tension amongst world leaders. He served two terms.

Malaria, Zika, and Dangue Fever are eradicated in the year 2021, because a new species of genetically modified mosquitos are introduced to the enviornment. This has already started being worked on if I'm correct.

Nanotechnology cures cancer, improves biomedical study and other degenerative diseases. Medpace medical corporation creates a lipid drug that prevents heart attacks.

My "time" machine is actually a temporal displacement device. I'm not a physicist but I do understand some of the mechanics.

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>>705143718
Will this become a replacement for pepe In the future

does ISIS conquer Constantinople and Rome like they keep saying they will?

can you predict something about me?

>>705144756
Sure include picture of drivers license and credit card

>>705144493
I don't know what pepe is, because I probably don't remember.

OR:

Because of the temporal displacement there is actually a divulgence in the third dimensional plane causing me to enter a universe with a percent difference. So if any of my "predictions" are wrong, it's because the machine calculates an exact divulgence which is currently. 10^-13% difference. When talking about the entire universe, that's fairly large.

>>705144671
ISIS becomes a new terrorist group and conquers most European countries after Economic collapse.

>>705143718
>implying jews haven't been exterminated by 2056

too unbelievable, sorry

>>705144838
This isn't OP me.
>>705144756
I don't know you so no. But if you live in Europe you might want to consider moving to South America.

Can I borrow the time machine? I wanna see how much of a fuck up i actually turn out to be

Does Kim Jong-un launch nukes?

>>705144985
All religious groups have become minorities except for islamic groups.

>>705145014
No.
>>705145020
Actually, he does! But they are intercepted by advanced United States technology and are destroyed.

OP tell us something about your life.. Also, do consoles still exist? PC gaming?

>>705145136
date?

>>705145183
Virtual relaity, referred to as the great mind upload of 2040 in my worldline becomes the new media thing to do. Consoles are obselete. Virtual reality booms in PC culture after quantumn computers are produced worldwide by companies like Microsoft and General Electric.

Who's your current president?

What happens to Kiribati?

How does Putin die?

Have we discovered evidence of extraterrestrial life?

>>705145304
A few years from now.

Youre a faggot fight me with that time machine

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>>705143718
Just imagine this is real andnot fake at all
the history books would right down what>>705144493 said
And mostly pepe would be dead by thrn my god are we fucked

>>705145339
Alex T. Something.
>>705145351
"Kiribati?"
Putin is not dead. Biomedical sciences are now so advanced biological death has been stopped entirely so geniuses like my son in law and world leaders can live indefinitely.

Extraterrestrial life does exist but we have no means of contacting them. Advances in telescope technology reveals a dyson sphere near Vega.

Anyone want to know how the time machine works?

>>705145325
>>705144386
It's kind of cool cause while it's hard/impossible to prove you're really some time travel bro, this is roughly how I picture the future after 40 years

>>705145634
Is he still President of Russia?

They still use html5? What kind of retrograde rig are you using to post nigga?

Has the value of the dollar gone up or down? How much would a bag of chips cost

US still world power?

>>705145759
yessss

Have any tragedies happened? Any big hurricane (like katrina) or 9/11?

Did you use a delorean, a hot tub or the terminator machine?

>>705145800
No he just exists.
>>705145779
I don't currently have a device to take pictures, I'm located at an internet cafe in Colorado.
>>705145850
Not sure. Old monitor, so probably dell.
>>705145858
The Euro is discontinued after a while, inflamation is a huge problem in the US and China right now after a scandal in 2036. Economic collapse is imminent and we all know that islamic radicals can overwhelm us if this happens.
>>705146052
No.
>>705146056
Yellowstone explodes but its not nearly as devastating as anyone originally thought. Practically covers the left side of the US in ash though.


The Great Invasion that I referred to earlier is when ISIS and other islamic radical groups invade most of Europe after economical collapse. It's the superpower.

>>705146234
It's a box, not a vehicle.

How many pokemon are there?

>>705146345
Not sure. Easily above 1000. Pokemon became HUUUGE during the great mind upload, people basically live in a fake pokemon universe powered by super-quantumn computers now.

Is venice sunken yet?

What's the status of weed and other drugs

>>705143718
Was trump a good president?

>>705146052
Sorry, about the time machine. It displaces spacetime (4th dimension) by utilizing two, top spin dual positive singularities in a box that generates a gravitational field, pulling in matter within a specific radius, This creates a sinusoidal curve in spacetime pulling our 3 dimensional matter into another universe. so to speak.

>>705146539
global warming isn't much of a problem.

>>705146628
Virtual reality is better than any drug!

>>705146640
He didn't do much good nor much bad.

About how many died in the yellowstone thing? Also stop being a cuck and buy a cheap recyclable camera and take a pic outdoors

Did they send those niggers to Mars?

>>705146748
I have no valid currency because I didn't anticipate I would be wasting my time with anonymous users on a website I lurked on for hours before going to class...

>>705146688
I didn't ask about VR I legit want to know what the stance is politically and socially. What other medical advances have been made.

What's the best paying, stress free job out right now? As of now it's an orthodontist, pulling in around 160k+ a year

>>705146829
A Martian colony was established in 2025 and it is completly self sufficient.

Are we in the matrix?

>>705146748
He's in an Internet Cafe in the present you stupid faggot.

do ISIS only conquer Europe or do they make gains in Africa and Asia as well?

>>705146887
Drug use is the LEAST of the world's issues in my time. I almost don't want to go back but I'm on governmental duty and they can track my divulgence.
>>705146975
Some people are, with the virtual reality and what not. They are fed through subdermal foods and they essentially power their own "universes"
>>705147065
They invade parts of russia, india and Egypt for some reason. They blew up Israel.

>>705147003
Well he can stop being a cheap fuck and spend $10 on a reusable camera you millennial cuck.

how's New Zealand doing?

>>705147250
Horrible flooding caused by typhoons caused lots of people to leave. Some indigenous tribes still exist there though.

>>705147250
Also australia is kind of unlivable at the moment.

>>705147240
Why the fuck do I want to see the parking lot of a strip mall you faggot. Don't be a millennial and buy yourself a drink with clorox, cheap fucking mandingo

>>705147317
When does that happen? Soon?

Does the capital get devastated? Should I just convert to Islam and go help conquer Europe?

>>705147649
Nah, not until more of the icecaps melt.

Is comcast still the same shit?

Where should I invest my money bro?

>>705147476
It's 2056 you faggot. Its surely not gonna look the same fucking way it looks now if everyone is using VR's and shit. Your argument is invalid and I hope you die in a tragic car accident. I wish I get to see the look on you mom's face as they lower you down and realize she'll never see you again. They won't even remember you 2 months after your death. Kys anon

>>705147787
Internet is provided by millions of balloons in the sky by google. Don't ask me how, I'm not a computer guy.

Does the disappearance of MH370 ever get solved?

>>705147942
It has been in your time.

>>705147942
Sorry forgot to mention, it just nosedived sparatically or something. Crashed into the ocean, I wrote a thesis on this and how it is an important figment of history.

>>705147858
Not the same nigga but...
He's in the present, imbecile.

Should I post regularly? Like, daily? You people seem to be interested. I could if the divulgence isn't too great of a change from the year 1781.

Has any major cities disappeared?

is /b/ still the aids it is today in ur time?

>>705148442
Jerusalem most notably. North Korea and Beijing don't exist anymore either.

>>705146280
Too much Steins' Gate friend

>>705148321
You going back?

>>705148470
Your internet is not the same as my internet, so I wouldn't know.

>>705148578
Not for several years my time. I need to retrieve some historical figures and convince them to come with me.

>>705148669
can I go too plz

>>705148669
Why?

>>705143718
Am i still a virgin?

>>705148716
I don't know you.
>>705148771
Brazil, which now occupies almost all of South America, is now a superpower (by far the most desirable place to live because it is no longer impoverish and zika has been eradicated) is in need of scientists for a top secret mission. I don't know what it is, but I was chosen because of my knowlege of this time.

>>705148867
You're more likely to be dead than anything. Only 2-something billion people are alive.

>>705148595
Before you go back, watch some iDubbz, FilthyFrankTV, and H3H3 on youtube.

>>705148988
wtf why is that? what happened? Also did the purge ever happen? Is god real?

>>705149002
I remember Frank... I was an edgy teenager into that kind of stupid shit. Frank, in my present time, is dead.
>>705149114
World War 3. Islamic people, violent Africans, hostility between the US and Russia and China, the purge has only happened once in some backwater African country and God is still impossible to prove exists.

Is the US still a power?

>>705149244
Sort of. It's on the verge of collapse. So is russia and China. Japan is thriving, but is ravaged by typhoons causing billions of dollars in damage... You guys want to survive, move to Brazil.

does Sweden become an Islamic Emirate?

>>705149444
Sweden is no longer a territory because of the war I know, so, if that's what you mean, yes.

How does ww3 start? Who's against who? Besides north Korea, has someone else used nukes?

so brazil is the safest place to go during world war 3... Around what year range should I dip? What did frank die of

>>705149543
Okay everyone, sort of in depth future history lesson. The united states is desparate to pay off it's debt because the Chinese are loosing money and they want to declare the united states less valuable. To help each other, they conspired to inflate their economies by pushing their money "under the rug" so to speak. This caused a massive wage gap and made Russia angry. They found out because of Russian cyberwarriors. Everything is FUCKED to high hell and because the Europeans are busy fighting, Islamic groups seize the oppourtunity to invade small territories gradually growing larger. This is still going on except the war between china, the Us and Russia is dissipating.

>>705143718
what happens with black lives matter? Does trump put a stop to bad race relations?

>>705149617
I don't know specifically. but if he lived in the US he's likely to be dead. I don't know what you mean by dip.

>>705149872
Trump doesn't do much of anything, like I said. Occaisonally he would say some stupid shit that pissed off liberals and millenials but other than that he just made some southern countries angry.

>>705143718
Do lightsabers ever become a thing? Does VR phase out most physical sports? Does psychological care improve?

Everyone, I should also mention... Canada isn't a bad place to live either. They're ambivilent. But they are sussebtible however to terrorist attacks occaisonally.

>>705149896
When should i move to brazil (since 5 billion people are gonna die)

Do we colonise the moon? Mars?

>>705150216
He said Mars in like 7 years nigga

What happes to the hasidic population in brooklyn? What is the value of brownstone apartent in Brooklyn and will the dekalb ave extension slyscraper in downtonwn brooklyn be built? Which country has the tallest skycraper and how does world communism look in the future?

Switzerland was affected? And was Spain reconquered?

>>705150055
Lightsabres are not a thing but ever since the physics of matter manipulation was put into practice, Superheated, dual plasmatized, Gluon plasma rods exist and can pretty much cut anything.

VR is steadily getting larger. When I say 2 billion people are alive, I mean that the other half has uploaded their conscience to "Him" as we call it.

Psychological care is put into mathematical practice after the discoveries of psychologist "Nathan Crane."

>>705150216
>>705150288
Moon colonization is a thing that might become plausible after the war ends. It's more difficult than martian colonization because on mars there is a small amount of oxygen in the atmosphere to harvest and carbon dioxide to supply plants.

>>705150293
Brooklyn is overcome by riots, similar things happened in NYC cincinatti and detroit. I don't know what that skyscraper is so probably not. The burj kalifa was destroyed post war, so I'm not sure.

zombie apocalypse?

How far has the animation technology in movies reach? Like compared to Avatar, how amazing are movies in 2056. What is the best movie made to date in 2056?

>>705143718
Hows the war against islam in the west and/or the war against communist New World Order? I would think those would be big things in 2056

>>705143718
where can I get a clock like that?

>>705143718
Do we ever prove/disprove theories about an afterlife?

What happens to the EU? Does the UK break apart or does it re-unite the Anglosphere minus America?

What type of music is there playing in 2056?

What happened to South America?

Oh so basically World War 3 doesn't kill off most of the population? Its basically the majority of the pop. throwing their life away to VR? Nice. Thank you so much for the warning.. Cant even afford one in current time so

>>705150447
ALL of Europe. Spain was actually the most resiliant for a while but had to give up because of some superdisease.
>>705150526
Animation has gone as far, with quantumn computing to allow you to become a part of the movie and change the outcome of it. I have no fucking clue how it works.
>>705150546
New World Order doesn't exist. If it does it's probably the teachings of islam.
>>705150520
Sort of. Fungal ant infestation.
>>705150586
Try hot topic.
>>705150675
No.
>>705150688
Electric, neoneoclassical electronic music as it's called.
>>705150714
Same thing that happened to the superpowers. Brazil was fine so their military and militas seized the oppourtunity to conquer and expand.
>>705150680
It became VERY unstable.

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>>705143718
>>705144386
>>705144493
>>705144671
>>705144756

Is all banking and mass media still controlled by the people on this list:

http://thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

http://www.jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf

Do you have self driving cars?

>>705143718
>Silverstein

fucking time jew

>>705150790
Nuclear warfare, chemical warfare, biological warfare and plasmatic warfare killed 3 billion people. The VR industry "killed" 2 billion.

>>705150872
We have self aware cars. Quantumn computing is a revolutionary technology. We do not, however have automatons because that's just a waste of time and effort. You want to have sex? Mind upload. or do it the old fashioned way. No robots.

How does Game Of Thrones end + is half-life 3 out yet?

Where do hasidic Jews exist? Is there a mass killing of arabs/muslims yet by a non muslim group (over a thousand)? Have white race become taller or shorter or the same? Have certain races mixed?

how far have cell phones reached bro? the s7 edge right now is pretty advance for its time. I can't even imagine what phones would be like in 2056..

>>705145325
Microsoft and GE? lol, know i know you a fake.

So in order to keep my family safe I'd have to move to either Canada or Brazil? And avoid VR at all costs?

What happened to Justin Bieber? is he still famous?

>>705150870
Not sure. I think it's a single entity not a web of smaller entities. This future is more simple and more complex than your time because so much of the things you're comfortable with are pretty much gone.

>>705151074
Half life 3 exists and its one of those "you decide the fate" games.

>>705151166
We, the higher class, have technological limb enhancements we can move by electromagnetic manipulation.
>>705151207
These companies exist because of their ventures in quantumn computing.
>>705151266
YES.
>>705151277
He died.

>>705143718
Where will you be born and grow up? I want to know what faggot child to molest.

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>>705150900
kekd hard

>>705143718
its artificial biology a thing there? i can transmit my concsioussnes to an artificial body there?

>>705151338
>>>/a/

>>705143718
Are white people extinct now you filthy, filthy Jew? Are you fucking happy now that you've bred us out with niggers?

>>705151384
To a singular entity like a hivemind but in your own controlled reality I've heard. People who are "unplugged" make mostly grunting noises and suffer from seizures.

>>705151457
I'm agnostic... Hebrews more or less don't exist, but my name stuck.

what is viewed as attractive for a man? are there more gays than straights? what about transexuals? are they very common? next mass shooting? how can i protect myself as a heimesh guy, when to act and where to go?

>>705151469
have you plugged yourself ?

The real question is, if virtual reality is as you say it is, will there come a day I can be an anime girl in a virtual world and feel the pleasures of pleasing myself?

Brazil is the only safe country? Or can we go to Colombia or another countries of SA?

>>705145325

Misspell reality. In 2065. Right.

>>705151635
Argentina is also safe

Let me start out by saying that I'm not pulling for either candidate in this response. How does Trump overtake Hillary given that they're pretty close in the generals and she only needs 40% of the electoral votes up for grabs?

Will you deepthroat like a little slut for the devil? That's what you'll get in this realm.

Are bronies and furries still around? Or have they been massacred like they deserved?

How far did el chapo go? Did he become big like Pablo Escobar? How did chapo fuck up?

>>705151553
Sexuality isn't as common... We reproduce only when necessary because resources can be scarce and by biological, genetic selection technology. Like if you want a baby, if will be made to fit a purpose.
>>705151621
No way.
>>705151628
If you want to.
>>705151635
Canada, Japan, Poland (not for much longer probably) and Mexico are relatively safe.
>>705151684
I'm typing fast.
>>705151714
I think hillary wins the common vote but trump won the electoral vote by a landslide.
>>705151756
I don't know/remember what those are.

>>705151817
Not a clue.

Have you tried the VR yet? How did it eel

>>705151839
why not?

>>705151873
he just said no , you dumb cock ass-smuggler

Who will be president after trump or Hillary?

>>705151873
I have tried a remedial, old VR that might be announced soon made by nintendo, and I enjoyed it. That's why it's bad.
>>705151886
Why not what?

Quiznos sub is the only fast food restaurant left after the great diarrhea wars.

>>705151969
I didnt refresh the page

>>705151839

>Still typing.

GAY!

>>705151969
I'm just not bothering with the horrible "Him" creature that lives in the wake of the yellowstone explosion.

>>705151988
why not plug yourself to the vr world

>>705151839
>Hillary wins general, Trump wins electoral by landslide
That's really the opposite of what I'd expect honestly. Why does this happen?

>>705152072
It is 2016. I would use my limb enhancers but I don't want to look suspicious, you know?

Are AL capable to writing books, or creating movies?

Are you a white cis male trapped within the safe space barracks to keep the streets safe of you privileged scum?

>>705152097
how the fuck does that have any thing to do with what i posted?

>>705152120
Because I've seen unspeakable things.
>>705152146
I don't remember because this election isn't important. Worry about the year 2024.
>>705152168
AI? If you mean this then yes... there are computers built for just this purpose. Computers basically do all the garbage work.

Is going to university in 2017 worth it? Do escorts exist for the very rich, who can afford to be more sexual? What happens to Chase bank?

Where will be the next terror attack on Europe? Germany? England? or France again?

>>705152168
it is ai, and they already doit it fagget

>>705143718
>>705144921
Do you subscribe to a channel called 'ScareTheater' on YouTube by any chance? He recently posted a video about this exact same thing, only the time traveller went back to 2004

>>705152155

People no longer drink water. They just suck seen out of cock.

What happens if you message your past self?

Will time and space collapse or will we simply be on a world line where you talked to your past self?

Can I contact your present self please?

>>705152290
Yes, yes it is... become a computer scientist and you'll be rich.

>>705152269
how do you get plugged into the vr? its it by a biological way(like directly into your spine) or and extencion like oculus

>>705152097
sounds like some gay camping story... tell me more

What is the best proof you can provide that you're actually legit. And if you're actually legit, wouldn't telling us this information change the outcome of reality?

VERY IMPORTANT PLEAE ANSWER THIS ONE! WHAT WILL THE "BIG ONE" EARTHQUAKE DO TO LOS ANGELES? WHAT MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE?