What are you drinking tonight?
>Pic is probably related
>hipster faguette detected
What am I drinking tonight? You've probably never heard of it, but it's so ironically common place that you have and I'm just being a pretentious cunt about telling you.
>Canyass roody poo detected
The fuck are you talking about? I know tons of people who love this stuff. More than 10 people drink this so its not some hipster bullshit. If it was hipster it would have undertones of wheat grass and kayle in it.
Just trying different drinks
Yeah, and the answer is PBR because I like taking gigantic watery shits in my spare time, when I'm not listening to shit tier noise on vinyl because you "just can't beat the sound quality, fam".
And when I'm not wasting hundreds of dollars getting tattoos of the same shit everyone else does while I condescend to them for being "sheeple", failing to see the irony of my own existence.
>so ironically common place that you have heard of it
pic related. OP asspained this badly, samefagging his own thread.
You probably even live in one of the states that's legalized marijuana by now, while bitching about how mainstream it's become now that tourists are flocking to it. Or if you're a big enough of a cunt, you moved from CA to Austin TX "for work" and when you got there you started shitting all over the natives for telling you to go back home and stop driving the rent prices up just so you can have a place to sleep when you go to SXSW every year. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you're not that massive of an asshole, but it wouldn't surprise me either way.
I dunno why everyone is hating. I usually get RonRico gold because it's cheap and doesn't taste like watered down syrup shit like cptn Morgan, but occasionally I'll pick up a bottle of kraken. The shot tastes great with Dr pepper, preferably diet (substantially less sweet).
Oh shit maybe I am hipster trash
Although who the fuck actually drinks PBR?
>true to form
I am not surprised.
Assholes. Assholes drink PBR because it's "cool". Its cheap, I'll give you that. But I'd rather pay more NOT to have diarrhea later in the night than pay less and have the squirts in a dive bar I went to ironically with a friend who has a handle bar mustache and/or a girl with pastel/ombre colored hair and cat eyeliner who talks like a black girl ironically without seeing how racist that actually is. While listening to Drake with her girlfriends and XXYYXX at work so people think she's deeper than she actually is.
Well tonight I'm not going to drink anything at all. Just came from Borefts, the biggest and best craft beer festival of mainland Europe and had like 40 beers to sample with friends of this list:
Absolute best was beer in pic, the Omnipollo / Buxton Yellow Belly Peanut Butter Biscuit Stout. http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/omnipollo--buxton-yellow-belly-peanut-butter-biscuit-stout/280975/
>butthurt because he actually drinks PBR and felt insecure after reading a post that described him to a T
You probably brag about being "introverted" on FB too, when you're not posting your Myers Briggs personality type that is.
this, and Aldi Diet GT Cola. come at me
Drinking Kraken as well OP. You doing shots or mixed drinks?
I'm mixing with ginger beer, dark and stormies satisfy my need for spicy things and alcohol.
Nah, man, I'm just a big fat poor redneck who knows what's kept him faithfully drunk for the last 10 years. Maybe shit's different in the South, but PBR is actually the townie drink. Craft is for hipsters.
Yeah, here too. My ex left a bottle of it for me in the fridge so that's where I get it. You Canadian?
I too have no fucking clue where to find it. I usually substitute for ginger ale but it's never as good.
Gross but economical. I don't fuck with PBR tier shit, like Coors, Bud Light, etc.
BUT every region has a cheaper alternative. Out in TX, It's Lone Star. In PA and FL, its "Yuengling". All I'm saying is there are alternatives out there that don't make you look like a total cunt while you drink them.
I cook a lot with ginger, I like it. Also mixed with rum it's pretty tasty. I probably wouldn't drink it on the odd occasion by itself but if I'm drinking rum and plan on doing mixed drinks I usually go straight for that.
Oh, where you are does it come with alcohol content? Here in Ontario it's sold as pop. Soda. So you can just grab it at the grocery store or corner store or whatever. Except they never have it.
Canadafag. Nothing here that's cheap is worth drinking. Worked at a liquor store. The local stuff is cheaper and more disgusting than normal shit tier beer. Also local vodka and whisky. Cheaper, but disgusting. There are local good craft beers, but they're not cheap.
I'm pretty sure all that hate for a brand you've got spewing out is indicative of something wrong with you, man. No matter who likes something, it's still its own thing, and it has merits that it could stand on alone. It's cheap, I like it more than Bud Light or Coors. The only other cheap beer that's close to it is High Life. Maybe I'm just a fan of shitty corn beer.
>There are local good craft beers, but they're not cheap.
sorry, the few times i was in alberta was work camps in wood buffalo area
>something wrong with you for not liking shit tier beer
>i like shit tier beer and im doing just fine
Everyone in this goddamn generation has to have a fucking opinion, even when they admit at the end that its not a popular one thereby proving the original poster correct by default. Fuck, I hate millennials. And I am one. We're fucking insufferable.
Its like Kraken, but significantly better. If you like Kraken or other spiced rum and have a chance to try this, buy some.
This, but it's not all of us. Just like. Half. Fuck
I mean yeah it's just people, but the generations aren't getting worse. That's just perception. Old people have been claiming "this generation is worse than ours" since the begginning of time. Just some of our generation is falling for that meme this time.
Drinking Dryce tonight, as I am most nights. Can't beat dat 6%.
Nice. Propeller's Porter is my favourite beer as far as taste goes.
Not the same guy, but most people don't care about the look of people who do. It's cheap shit beer that tastes like shit beer.
Who even fucking drinks beer anyway? I mean, flavored beers like Redd's or Angry Orchard are good, flavorful German beer is good, but American beer tastes like carbonated piss water. If I want something that tastes good, I'll make a mixer, Mojito or a martini or something. If I just want to get drunk, I'll stick with my standard whiskey/rum and cola (diet cherry dr. Pepper is god tier).
Man, I used to live in Columbia MO and worked at an Asian restaurant. Sold the best ginger beer -- super heavy on the ginger, and super heavy on the lime. Had a damn good kick to it. Dark and stormies with that shit were killer. I used my leftover meal credits at the end of the semester to buy like, 12 boxes (36 bottles per) of their overstock, and drank those fuckers all summer long.
There whole range is really good. Also got a bottle of their gin.
The rum might not be to everyones taste. Its spicy, but quite sweet, almost liqueur like.
Anything by that maker is well worth a try though.
usually when I go out I drink this, but today I didn't wanna go out, feeling tired and with no money
>anyone who says that opinion is wrong and then turns around and agrees with it a sentence later is incorrect*
ftfy you butthurt high schooler. thanks, ill cherish your fucking opinion like it was the word of God, even though you're just a useless Anon Anonson from whereverthefucksville USA with no college degree and no friends. Who the fuck are you to judge ANYBODY let alone faggots on /b/?
>this generations god complex
What I was trying to say, and perhaps I failed (although I think to most people with average comprehension skills it was clear) was that although I dont typically drink mass produced beer because I have a preference for craft beer, I still believe that for something mass produced, Guinness is a fairly good drink.
Eh, it's not hoppy like an IPA or anything. If you drink it while it's chilled it's pretty crisp, other wise it tastes a bit skunky. I love it but I'm kinda biased, been drinking this brand forever. $21 for a 12 pack of strong beer is a decent bang for your buck here in Nova Scotia. Liquor is kinda expensive, probably a good thing haha.
People with "average comprehension skills" would realize that this entire thread has been about hating hipsters pretentious outlook on alcohol, and you just submitted two posts that are pretentious as fuck about "muh craft beers" and "mass production" ruining them.
>anyone who can fucking read before they shitpost would think my point was pretty fucking clear
Well I guess theres the standard brands. Bombay Sapphire, Tanqueray, Hendricks. Theres multiple versions of those.
Some people shit over certain types and love other types. I dont really like Hendricks, but I really like Bombay and Tanq 10.
My current collection includes Monkey 47, The Botanist, Old Tom, Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire. Dont know which are available, but theyre all fairly decent imo.
>Baltika Russian Imperial Stout
>Guinness Extra Stout/Porter
>Hill Farmstead Earl
>Foothills Sexual Chocolate
>Barrier Lights Out Stout
I like stouts, these are good. Baltika is my favorite.
You didn't write it in a comprehensive manner. The two phrases juxtapose. So people would automatically assume you are playing off that juxtaposition rather than using them together to say the same thing.
>Reading comprehension is required for writing. Ergo you still have poor reading comprehension even though you understood the post you were replying to.
This lines pretty cool too. There's some other brewery out there that makes beer from super old recipes but I can't remember the name. One of their beers is an Ancient Egyptian recipe, and theres another one thats Sumerian ffs. They're limited editions though.
jesus fucking christ listen to yourself.
this is why everyone hates us, because you sound like an arrogant asshole spouting common knowledge like it makes you a fucking professor. "ergo youre dum lol read a fckn book", thats literally everything you just said right now. using big words to describe a simple concept doesn't mean you're fucking socrates. it just means you know how to sound like a total cunt when you present information a fucking 7 year old could understand.
A home-made Tequila Martini.
It's a fucking killer.
Nahh like I said, they're limited editions. When I found the brewerys website (finally), they had stopped making them. BUT they did leave a little note somewhere that said if the demand is high enough they'll start production back up again. I wish I could remember the name to be honest. Should've bookmarked it. I bet you can find it on google if you're not as lazy as I am.
I didn't. You did, by not reading the entire fucking thread before assuming a point I made was this strawman you constructed. Pic related, learn to comprehend the point you're refuting before you sound like a cunt refuting something no one ever said.
tequila's my favourite, care to share that recipe?
Youre fucking retarded. You just reposted >>705137325
I already explained why youre wrong>>705138077
It's not a strawman. You wrote it like a goddamn imbicile. Die already you actual fucking retard.
I am currently experimenting with martinis in general, this is 2 measures of chilled vodka, 1 of vermouth and 1 of Tequila, with 2 jalapeno slices.You can hold the vermouth and stick an extra tequila or vodka in, depending on how adventurous you are. Not sure how well gin would go.
Oh shit wait I'm not sure that it is. The website I went to had an Egyptian and a Sumerian recipe listed under their "historic beer" section. Maybe they changed the layout? I dont know.
I don't know how long it's been around, but I also didn't start seeing it until recently. Part of that is that I only just turned 21 70 days ago, so I didn't really browse before then. Never really drank until I turned 21, and now I do it all the time.
i had a little bit left, now i got nothing left. exept a beer. sadface.
Olive or lemon peel are the only acceptable martini garnishes. Pickled onions make it a Gibson.
All this other kind of degeneracy is ripping apart the moral fabric of our society.
>He doesn't drink stouts
Enjoy your Sparx and Mad dog 20/20 you filthy casual
God bored and mixed together a bottle of Whyte & Mackay whisky, Glen's vodka and Appleton Estate rum. Been sitting there for a couple of months now. Wonder what it's like.