>>705097807 The fact you ended that statement in Muahahahaha assure me you haven't nor have ever even come close. You are just a typical fedora collecting MLP libfag that prays every night for a girl to fall into your lap.
>>705098096 The fact that I ended the statement in Muahahah was to bait out a comment from you, very much exactly like the one you just posted. In fact I am the highest troll and I most definitely have had a threesome with two girls. I was steaming drunk and they dragged me into a room at a party. They were 18 and 17 and I was 23 or something. I never ejaculated because I was so entoxicated but I fucked both of them for atleast 45 minutes. It was the first time I met either of the girls, I ended up dating the hottest of the two for months after. She was a gorgeous slut. Oh and don't worry, 17 is not illegal where I'm from
>>705098504 Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking lie to me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit on /b/? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, troll on /b/. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna troll him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
>>705098004 I had 8 hours, and believe me, it's not worth it. You come in some sort of fucked up trance, but you're not enjoying it after a certain time anymore, it's really like you induced some drugs that keep you going. It's borderline good feel, pain feel, and dreaming. There are better things.
bi fag here (i'm not really fully bi, i just like cocks, but they are atached to guys so that makes me bi) >fuck two girls at the same time >fuck two traps at the same time >go to a gloryhole (both ends) >fuck a girl at party (not taking her home, at the party, i almost did it last month, but she only blew me and i didn't even came) >and last but not least, go to a cruize and fuck as many people as possible everyday, boys and girls
>>705098875 as will everyone anon, try harder >>705098911 >go out with mates for drinks >there's this one 8/10 stoner chick distant friend who just came back from her college abroad >is a mega slut when drunk, let's call her V. >arrive in alt-bar, 7/10 punk waitress comes to take order >waitress takes our order, ignores V. by accident >V. tells her jokingly "who do I have to fuck to get a drink here. >waitress replies "me", takes her order >have our drinks, everyone gets drunk >after a while V. goes to the bar for shots >starts hitting on the waitress >meanwhile the rest of us are sitting outside, not having a clue >after a while, nearing closing time, we see them kissing passionately >both had a ton of shots, drunk AF. >2 mates wisen up instantly, join them for a round of shots and offer to continue the party at V.'s place cont.
>>705099519 >bar closes, we take them to the car >2 mates up front, waitress in the back with V and me >they are making out like crazy >bare tits flying left and right, waitress feels me up >guys in front are drunk and superexcited, driver is driving like crazy, we almost crash. >reach V.s place, one mate starts rolling joints, waitress starts blowing my other mate while I finger her. >waitress starts eating out V. >one of the mates passes out from drinks and weed. >we take them to the bedroom, all shorts of the wildest shit I never imagined happen. >they both blow me while my friend fingers them >we DP the waitress >we fuck them both, cum all over them, and take a break for a joint >they still going at it, pussy eating, ass fingering, the whole shebang >fuck them a second time. >morning comes, we're all exhausted and leave for our places >realise we fucked them both bareback >go get checked for STDs >clean, yay >waitress asked for my phone, never gave her it >V. is still ashamed but admits it was super fun >we are now fuckbuddies the_end.jpeg
I had a chick in mind for this but things went cold so no deal but here are the details.
She likes it when I whisper things to her about what I'll do to her, so at midnight I start with that. I whisper things to her, I tease her and lick her neck. She has a rod between her thighs so she can't squeeze her legs to do something about it.
I male her wet and drop it and go to sleep after I put a chastity belt on her.
I wake her up for work, tease her, lick her, put fingers in her, maybe the dick once or twice, and but the chastity belt on with one of those mini vibrators with a wireless remote.
She goes to work (she's in the floor below me) and I just buzz her at random times, hopefully during important moments.
We go for dinner with a stronger vibrator between her legs and I torture her during dinner.
We go back home and about half an hour before midnight I start teasing, licking, fingering and finally fucking.
...I'm the meantime, I relieve my tension by jerkin' off.
Purchase a Yazidi slave girl at an ISIS auction, treat her real nice, fix her up,, and promise to get her out of the country.Then traffic her in the Baltic states at a profit. It's like flipping a Condo.
>>705100598 My experience is completely the opposite. Heightens senses, increases perception of pleasure. Literally 'saw' the feeling of my dick being wrapped around by pussy lips going up and down. That and partner intimacy. It's incredible if the circumstances are alright and you're with the right person.
A few months ago i had a threesome with two hot girls, and afterwards i felt sad because i didn't have the courage to tell them i wanted one of them lick my ass and put their fingers in my ass while i was cumming on one of their faces. I've asked girls before to put their fingers in my ass, but there was something slightly intimidating with there being two girls, especially as they were both friends.
>>705101166 well i did trip balls for a few hours after 10mins, maybe i hit the sweet spot there. Couldn't sleep, walked to the beach and dived in naked. protip: dont go swimming at the dead of night when tripping balls, a fucking seaweed touched my foot and I swear it was cthulhu, I think I ran on water to the shore shouting
>>705099519 Well, actually, not everyone. If you consider every natural and unnatural disaster that's wiped out cities, it's highly possible at least 2 people died with someone they truly loved at the time.
>>705097482 I've done a lot of shit. And I've had threesomes.
But I've been deeply considering using my current gf for some devil's threesomes, or maybe a gangbang. I know for a fact she'd do anything I asked her. But I worry that I'll feel bad for using her that way later. And after I bust my nutt, I'll probably have a reaction a-la >wtf are all you faggots doing here with your dicks out? >get the fuck out of my house
>>705102080 this anon knows what's up you must get lost in the moment or else you start calculating, worrying about what you're doing etc, this applies to females as well there's a reason all the stereotypical post-rocknroll hotel orgies involve copious amounts of drugs
>>705097482 >watch my mom and dad unbeknownst to them >fuck my sister >maybe fuck my brother depending on how I'm feeling (but I want to try at least once) >legitimately rape someone (preferably a child but a teen or adult would do fine) >get fucked and knotted by a dog >get fucked by a horse (maybe suck one off too idk) >watch someone eat my yogurt enema >wear a buttplug for a week straight, only taking it out to shit or get fucked >get fisted to the elbow >I want to try water inflation but that takes a lot of cleaning and training >get publicly humiliated (like on a festival stage or in a floral shop window or something) >use that BadDragon elephant trunk dildo...they're really expensive
>>705102364 no because it was my buddy and i don't think it would sit well with the gang. we touched penors though when we were DPing and I slipped out. I would be up for cock sucking if it was a stranger, fuck it, it's an orgy practically, might as well go all the way. not gay btw, at least not yet
>>705100805 I know exactly what you mean with 'seeing' the feeling. I have also seen the feeling of getting closer to cumming. It's great when your mind wants to play sexually, but I do find it hard to stay in the moment sometimes.
>>705103808 I'm past 30 you fuck, you're not even middle aged. Live it up while you still have what, 10-15 years ahead of you to make yourself a non-fat disgusting man and you'll find your fantasy not too hard to bring to life
>>705098477 Fucking a girl with a butt plug in her ass is a 11.5.
First kiss seems like a 12. Kissing is fun but it's like a 6.
Making out seems like 15 first time, is really an 7.
First blowjob is like 25, later are a 12 if she swallows, but a 9.95 if not. Of course if you've Never had a load swallowing BJ, your first one is like a 15, assuming you've had sex before.
Vaginal first time is 13, later it's an 8.5.
Anal is a 15 for many many times past the first time, eventually settling in to being an 13.5.
Vaginal sex with a Buttplug in ( in her ) becomes an 11.5.
Anal sex with a toy in her pussy is a 13.5 until she loosens up after a few short weeks. Anal sex essentially should be reserved for maybe 4 times a year to keep the ass tight. Break it in too much and it might as well be the pussy.
Safe word Anal sex while spanking her is just about as good as any sex.
Fat girls like anal, not all of them Know it yet- you job, should you choose to accept it, is to help them discover this. In fact, all women can be pleasured via anal to near exhaustion from orgasming this way, not all of them are against it.
>>705103808 I'm 39 and by far in the best shape of my life in every way. I'd kick the living shit out of my 27 year old self in every way as well. Still getting chicks of any age without trying too hard. 23 year old most recently, 40 year old a while back, and an honest to god hot 19 year old last year. Quit being such a fag. Get in shape. You can't be that fugly. Can you? If you want to hammer a chick in the cunt while throwing rods with your bff, make it happen.
I have this one sort of thing my girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
Basically I have two big fetishes and one I think she hates. I like her to dress up as a slut, stuff her bra and then when I come in the room I like her to "shrink" me, so I get on the floor and "become small" so from my perspective she is tall and huge and I'm a small helpless man who she has shrunk and taken the power of. (We've done this different ways, had it so I drink milk out of her breast and then shrink as she grows and becomes the power person who goes to work).
The other thing is my dick is a pretty good size, around 6.5 inch erect, which she enjoys. I have this big fetish where she gets a shuriken and makes slices around the sides then makes her permanent mark (imprints her name) onto the dick by scarring it and then if I don't follow her orders (horrible things like lick the shit from her ass, etc) then she makes another cut until she hacks it off with an axe if I'm too disobedient, leaving me dickless then she will leave me. I think after that I'd just stimulate my prostate and die happy with an orgasm the strength of 1000 horses.
>>705097482 I'd want to do a threesome my wife and another woman. I'd fuck my wife while we'd use her to please us, treat her like a living sex toy. Not just cause I think it's hot but treating her as an object will allow my wife and I to enjoy this without much guilt. I honestly don't want to cheat on her, nor will I, but I want her to be as faithful as me. So sub/Dom relationship with the woman who we will always refer to as some kind of sex object.
>it puts the the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
>>705097482 Hello all, I am in a slightly embarrassing situation. Ever since I was a teenager, I knew my friend Ronnie had a huge cock. Lately he has been down on his luck, so I have offered him a place to stay in exchange for pleasuring my wife. However, Ronnie has been over here for five full days and has done nothing but raid my fridge and make a mess out of my bed/bathroom. My wife comes out in lingerie every night and Ronnie shows absolutely no interest in her. I have confronted him twice about this, but both times he claimed that he would take her that night, before passing out early both times. I cannot simply kick Ronnie out of my house due to our childhood friendship and his financial situation. Ronnie has been laid off from his financial analyst position with well over 90k still in debt. Seeing how I cannot kick him out anytime soon, how can I at least get this man to fuck my wife? Any input would be appreciated. Thank you all.
>>705107714 I've actually done this for my best friend and her husband, it felt really good for me to just be used by them both, they even taped my mouth so I couldn't even talk whilst they got in the mood by watching netflix and drinking wine.
>>705107564 Dude I've literally been doing this since I met my wife. So far I've knocked down 2 cousins and 4 friends. There's only one friend left and her mom. The friend may actually be possible... The joys of having a bisexual wife. Her mom will be tough. I'm hoping the wife's step father dies soon... Grief sex
I want to tie my girlfriend up and make her watch while I fuck another chick in front of her, pull out when I'm about to cum and shoot my load all over her tear streaked face and make her suck the other girl's juices off of my cock.
>>705109504 Man it used to be so easy before we all started having kids. Sounds stupid but what generally kicked off every threesome I've ever had was booze and Britney spears songs. No other guys around (tricky-) make it like a hey you guys hang out at the house because you need some girl time with your friend. Leave them with alcohol. Come back about 2 hours later and let them come to you. I usually would just let them do their thing. It can't be your idea just keep setting the circumstances and wait quietly. It'll happen.
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