What's one sexual thing you want to do before you die?

>>705097482
Have sex

Two chicks at the same time, man

>>705097594

>>705097594
This tbh

penis into vagina

>>705097482
I'm fine, thanks.

>>705097648
I already did it. Muahahahhahaha

>>705097482
Have sex with my best friend.

>>705097482
Underage asian girl. Need to go to Thaïland!

>>705097482
Impregnate a girl.

Something about that is so hot to me.

>>705097482
Go back in time and not reject the girl who asked for my number

Cumming all over a face. First/last girlfriend I had wouldn't let me do it; only on her tits. Still nice, but on a face is so fucking hot.

>>705097872
It's called instinct /b/ro

>>705097482
The 24-hour sex tease torture routine that I came up with.

>>705097807
The fact you ended that statement in Muahahahaha assure me you haven't nor have ever even come close. You are just a typical fedora collecting MLP libfag that prays every night for a girl to fall into your lap.

>>705097594
>>705097687
>>705097710
>>705097744
>>705097955

Since when is 4chin so cringy?

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>>705097859
Mein nigger

>>705097648
Hey Peter man

>>705097594
/thread

>>705097648
did it, it's good but like it's not all it's cracked up to be

Get a blowy off a 14yo, already did it when I was younger, but yeah... again?

>>705098179
A friend of me was there. He did 12/14/16yo girls at the same time for cheap.
Goddamn paradise!

Also, fuck a short haired fat chick with a furry tail butt plug in her ass.

>>705098096
The fact that I ended the statement in Muahahah was to bait out a comment from you, very much exactly like the one you just posted. In fact I am the highest troll and I most definitely have had a threesome with two girls. I was steaming drunk and they dragged me into a room at a party. They were 18 and 17 and I was 23 or something. I never ejaculated because I was so entoxicated but I fucked both of them for atleast 45 minutes. It was the first time I met either of the girls, I ended up dating the hottest of the two for months after. She was a gorgeous slut. Oh and don't worry, 17 is not illegal where I'm from

>>705097482
have the ultimate anything goes drug fueled orgy
everything except scat/gore would be welcome
I'd suck cock, eat pussy and take names

>>705098345
It's pretty fucking great. But it feels like a porno and not real sex

>>705098504
>Oh and don't worry, 17 is not illegal where I'm from
Who fucking cares?

>>705098579
want me to greentext a real related story about a m/m/f/f foursome?

>>705098504
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off.
Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking lie to me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit on /b/?
Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole.
So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off.
Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid?
Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please.
Yeah, troll on /b/. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna troll him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

>>705097968
Next time you have a girl that doesn't want it, take her to the shower. they all let you do it in the shower.

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>>705097482
nothing anymore.
did everything.
not worth it

>>705098504
this fucking guy... get the fuck out of here

I want to have sex with a pregnant woman who is not my wife.

>>705098727
The FBI. They are always watching

/Olfag

>>705098504
>implies /b/ is worried you like fucking teens

>>705097482
live

>>705098774
New pasta?

>>705098767
no

but heres a spoiler for you: you will die alone

>>705098767
yes

>>705098798
Nobody cares at all. And the FBI isn't watching you faggot.

>>705097856
Same here only he's a dude too

>>705098116
internet's taint

>>705098850
yeah its all over youtube

h3h3 n shit

>>705098004
continue.....

House party for one year.

Missionary sex w/condom

>>705098938
That's exactly what an agent would say

>>705098004
I had 8 hours, and believe me, it's not worth it. You come in some sort of fucked up trance, but you're not enjoying it after a certain time anymore, it's really like you induced some drugs that keep you going. It's borderline good feel, pain feel, and dreaming. There are better things.

bi fag here (i'm not really fully bi, i just like cocks, but they are atached to guys so that makes me bi)
>fuck two girls at the same time
>fuck two traps at the same time
>go to a gloryhole (both ends)
>fuck a girl at party (not taking her home, at the party, i almost did it last month, but she only blew me and i didn't even came)
>and last but not least, go to a cruize and fuck as many people as possible everyday, boys and girls

>>705099147
Kek!

>>705097482

somehow get my balls in her asshole while my dick is in her pussy

>>705098116
If you aren't new here, you're dense.

>>705098875
as will everyone anon, try harder
>>705098911
>go out with mates for drinks
>there's this one 8/10 stoner chick distant friend who just came back from her college abroad
>is a mega slut when drunk, let's call her V.
>arrive in alt-bar, 7/10 punk waitress comes to take order
>waitress takes our order, ignores V. by accident
>V. tells her jokingly "who do I have to fuck to get a drink here.
>waitress replies "me", takes her order
>have our drinks, everyone gets drunk
>after a while V. goes to the bar for shots
>starts hitting on the waitress
>meanwhile the rest of us are sitting outside, not having a clue
>after a while, nearing closing time, we see them kissing passionately
>both had a ton of shots, drunk AF.
>2 mates wisen up instantly, join them for a round of shots and offer to continue the party at V.'s place
cont.

Gloryhole,
W/ a chick sucking me off and then fuggin me with a condom and not giving me Ebola

>>705097482

obtain an orgasm without having an erection

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>>705097482
Before I die, I would like Taylor Swift to pay me $5 million for the pleasure of sucking my cock.

FYI: I would let her suck me for $4 million

>>705099508
Kek, there was a time when a girl older than 8yo was not even worth a fetish.

Threesome with my sister and a 14 year old girl

>>705099519
go on

>>705099730
Look interesting.

>>705099730

Yeah, I like the sound of that, how old is sister?

>>705098798
What are they watching? You eating Doritos sitting on your couch. You're not that interesting

>>705097482
fuck a 15 yo

>>705097648
Last thing on my list. Already had 2 milfs. And a married woman(just to prove women are shady as fuck lol) i dunno what else there is for extreme stuff lol

>>705097482
Suck a nice cock I think hmmmmm

>>705099480
good luck fighting gravity

you better have long balls

long balls larry

>>705097594
Came here to post this

japanese shemale

>>705098345
This.

Was interesting feeling two pussies but it really isn't all that amazing.

>>705099979
Did it at 21, worth

>>705099876
An immature 18

>>705097594

>>705099480
sounds painful

>>705097872
disgusting

>>705097482

Have two beautiful women, one licking my ass and balls, the other deepthroating me - at the same time obvs

Picking up a girl and fucking her brains out standing up (I've been auschwitz-mode skelly all my life, never been strong enough to pull this off, but I'm working on it)

A high-quality furry blowjob VR video, with my gf giving me a blowjob timed to match the video

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>705099648
Whore.

>>705098116
Fuck of normie

>>705097482
Fuck a girl in the ass right after she gets an abortion.

>>705099519
>bar closes, we take them to the car
>2 mates up front, waitress in the back with V and me
>they are making out like crazy
>bare tits flying left and right, waitress feels me up
>guys in front are drunk and superexcited, driver is driving like crazy, we almost crash.
>reach V.s place, one mate starts rolling joints, waitress starts blowing my other mate while I finger her.
>waitress starts eating out V.
>one of the mates passes out from drinks and weed.
>we take them to the bedroom, all shorts of the wildest shit I never imagined happen.
>they both blow me while my friend fingers them
>we DP the waitress
>we fuck them both, cum all over them, and take a break for a joint
>they still going at it, pussy eating, ass fingering, the whole shebang
>fuck them a second time.
>morning comes, we're all exhausted and leave for our places
>realise we fucked them both bareback
>go get checked for STDs
>clean, yay
>waitress asked for my phone, never gave her it
>V. is still ashamed but admits it was super fun
>we are now fuckbuddies
the_end.jpeg

I want a girl to suck my dick while I'm or we both are on acid

Ways to accomplish 99% of the fantasies ITT:

1. Work out and get shredded
2. Become rich somehow
3. Be insanely charming

(If you have 2 out of the 3, you shouldn't have much trouble achieving your goals)

fuck a woman in the ass. first wife was into it. current, fat and not into it.

FML

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Lose my virginity

>>705099038
>>705099183

It did put a "tease" in there.

I had a chick in mind for this but things went cold so no deal but here are the details.

She likes it when I whisper things to her about what I'll do to her, so at midnight I start with that. I whisper things to her, I tease her and lick her neck. She has a rod between her thighs so she can't squeeze her legs to do something about it.

I male her wet and drop it and go to sleep after I put a chastity belt on her.

I wake her up for work, tease her, lick her, put fingers in her, maybe the dick once or twice, and but the chastity belt on with one of those mini vibrators with a wireless remote.

She goes to work (she's in the floor below me) and I just buzz her at random times, hopefully during important moments.

We go for dinner with a stronger vibrator between her legs and I torture her during dinner.

We go back home and about half an hour before midnight I start teasing, licking, fingering and finally fucking.

...I'm the meantime, I relieve my tension by jerkin' off.

>>705097482
Fuck 2 weeks in a row with different sexy young girls on viagra... having at least 3 orgasms a day with them... ages 16 - 25

get a rimjob from a teenage girl

>>705100459

sex on acid is shit, just FYI. Shit is too distracting, nothing feels right.

In my experience anyway. I thought it would be amazing, and hoped it was going to be too, but it was just shit, we just left it to the next day.

Purchase a Yazidi slave girl at an ISIS auction, treat her real nice, fix her up,, and promise to get her out of the country.Then traffic her in the Baltic states at a profit. It's like flipping a Condo.

>>705098116
leave this site now reddit scumfuck

>>705100598
My experience is completely the opposite. Heightens senses, increases perception of pleasure. Literally 'saw' the feeling of my dick being wrapped around by pussy lips going up and down. That and partner intimacy. It's incredible if the circumstances are alright and you're with the right person.

>>705100706
Look like you are on the wrong place mate.
4chan is for scumbag, not for poor boohoo virgins.

>>705100459
Sex on any Psychedelic is amazing. It's like you're experiencing both your climaxes at once. LSD definitely though, is just fantastic.

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>>705100000
Quints make it so!

>>705100805

weird, well, glad you had a great time.

I had a great time too, I just wasn't having any sex at that time.

pegging. sucking tranny dick.

>>705100598
my gf blew my when the acid was starting to kick in, i swear it felt like the most massive cumshot I ever fired, never felt the same

>>705097968
It is amazing my last gf let me do it... kinda felt bad got it in her eye a bit wasn't really aiming just trying to get it everwhere on her face sadly no pic

>>705100993

maybe your acid was stronger/weaker than mine, I could barely do anything but dribble and gaze at the clouds though.

>>705101166
so kinda like you normally then

Feel my cock again. I've not been able to feel my cock or my legs or walk for 14 yrs cos i fell off a motorbike, broke my back and damage my spinal cord real bad.

A three way with my girl and another chick with huge tits

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>>705100000

>>>/y/ou >>>/b/een >>>/v/isted >>>/b/y >>>/m/r >>>/s/age
>>>/s/o >>>/s/age >>>/t/his >>>/t/hread >>>/y/ou >>>/f/uckwit

A few months ago i had a threesome with two hot girls, and afterwards i felt sad because i didn't have the courage to tell them i wanted one of them lick my ass and put their fingers in my ass while i was cumming on one of their faces. I've asked girls before to put their fingers in my ass, but there was something slightly intimidating with there being two girls, especially as they were both friends.

>>705101233

Very true

>>705101166
well i did trip balls for a few hours after 10mins, maybe i hit the sweet spot there. Couldn't sleep, walked to the beach and dived in naked. protip: dont go swimming at the dead of night when tripping balls, a fucking seaweed touched my foot and I swear it was cthulhu, I think I ran on water to the shore shouting

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>>705100000
FUCKING CHECKED

One girl licking my nuts and ass, while another blows me

>>705101478

Ahhhh, I tried to fuck after a long day on acid, smoking tons of weed too, maybe we were just past caring.

>>705099519
Well, actually, not everyone. If you consider every natural and unnatural disaster that's wiped out cities, it's highly possible at least 2 people died with someone they truly loved at the time.

>>705101318

Awwww poor you. That really sucks man. I'm so sorry..

Have gay sex.

>>705097482

Sex with multiple girls at same time somewhere between 17-23yrs old...

also- be fucked by 3-4 big dicked daddies...

>>705100000
holy shit. quintdream is real

>>705099648
>be you dying
>taytay walks in your room with a louis vuitton suitcase with $5000000,00 on it
>she sucks you
>you dead

>>705097482
Impregnate a wiling and eager 13 year old

>>705098345
Yes it is. If it wasn't you're just shit.


PROTIP: If you're gonna have a 2f threesome and wanna have a good time, make sure drugs are involved. You're welcome.

PROTIP#2: The "must have" drug is GHB.

>>705098004
Yes that sounds awesome

>>705097988
Mom and daughter.
Or an out of town runaway hispanic chic.

>>705100000
well, its really easy anon, just go to a mall where there is a lot of gay people, go to the bathroom and wait to see someone dick, keep looking at it until the guy ask you to blow him

>>705097594
This

>>705099323
Rape a black girl

or fuck a black girl that doesn't like white guys...

>>705100388
>>705099519
you fucked your buddy too? it would be cool doe

>>705097482
rail a guy's ass until he cries.

>>705100459
i just wanna suck dick on acid.

>>705101741
true, but still you can only experience firsthand your own conciousness fading away, same as how you experience your birth (regardless of not remembering any of it)

fuck an african 45-year-old, her 30-year-old daughter, and her 15-year-old grandchild, at the same time.

To have sex with my cousing... she is apparently very normal; but has some intellectual superiority and some free attitude that....

>>705102566
$200 in Florida.

I want to try cock sounding.

>>705097482
I've done a lot of shit.
And I've had threesomes.

But I've been deeply considering using my current gf for some devil's threesomes, or maybe a gangbang.
I know for a fact she'd do anything I asked her.
But I worry that I'll feel bad for using her that way later.
And after I bust my nutt, I'll probably have a reaction a-la
>wtf are all you faggots doing here with your dicks out?
>get the fuck out of my house

>>705102080
this anon knows what's up
you must get lost in the moment or else you start calculating, worrying about what you're doing etc, this applies to females as well
there's a reason all the stereotypical post-rocknroll hotel orgies involve copious amounts of drugs

mdma is fine too as long as it's good shit

Be the front of the gangbang train at a gay sex club.

>>705101263
Sorry bro

Fuck an attractive/professional married woman in her early 30s.

threesome either with two sisters or a chick with her mother

I know its never gonna happen, but a man can dream

Fuck an older pregnant married woman. Bare minimum 10 years older, and very pregnant.

>>705102693
that activity makes me gag and terrifies me.

no judgment tho, have fun

>>705097482
>watch my mom and dad unbeknownst to them
>fuck my sister
>maybe fuck my brother depending on how I'm feeling (but I want to try at least once)
>legitimately rape someone (preferably a child but a teen or adult would do fine)
>get fucked and knotted by a dog
>get fucked by a horse (maybe suck one off too idk)
>watch someone eat my yogurt enema
>wear a buttplug for a week straight, only taking it out to shit or get fucked
>get fisted to the elbow
>I want to try water inflation but that takes a lot of cleaning and training
>get publicly humiliated (like on a festival stage or in a floral shop window or something)
>use that BadDragon elephant trunk dildo...they're really expensive

>>705102364
no because it was my buddy and i don't think it would sit well with the gang. we touched penors though when we were DPing and I slipped out.
I would be up for cock sucking if it was a stranger, fuck it, it's an orgy practically, might as well go all the way.
not gay btw, at least not yet

>>705102777
Careful with mdma though.

If you're tripping hard on it you might have problems with getting hard. But like anon says, if it's good shit you'll be fine.

>>705102919
Conversely, now that I'm married and in my 30s, fuck an enthusiastic 18-21 year old.

>>705102998
I'm not being an edgelord, either. Those are just a few of my less severe fantasies.

>>705097594
Hahaha

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>>705102998
You honestly do not deserve to live. kys asap

>>705097482
Two women bumping ugly's and I stick my dick between them.

>>705097482
have sex

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>>705102998

>>705098774
Kind of ugly pasta

>>705098786
Please explain

>>705101263
so if you touch your cock it only feels like you hold a peace of warm meat in your hand?
do you get boners?

Double vaginal.

Don't give a shit if it's gay. I hear feeling another dick rubbing against yours in a tight vag is one of the most incredible feelings imaginable.

But I'm almost 30 and getting fatter by the day. If it ever happened, it would be with old fat pieces of shit like me, which wouldn't be hot at all.

Live it up while you're still young and beautiful, anons.

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>>705098504
>entoxicated

>>705100805
I know exactly what you mean with 'seeing' the feeling. I have also seen the feeling of getting closer to cumming. It's great when your mind wants to play sexually, but I do find it hard to stay in the moment sometimes.

Collect my semen in a jar over a period of a few weeks and fry it like scrambled eggs and force someone I kidnapped to eat it.

>>705103808
This. I am far from being gay as well but the thought of a girl being made to take twice as much is awesome.

>>705103808
I'm past 30 you fuck, you're not even middle aged. Live it up while you still have what, 10-15 years ahead of you to make yourself a non-fat disgusting man and you'll find your fantasy not too hard to bring to life

Eat out and fuck a ginger. I hear good things and I find them so damn sexy.

>>705097482
missionary position

>>705099297
Faggot

>>705103808

You're not even 30, wtf. I'm 28 and in the best shape of my life. You have no excuse for being fat. Diet and exercise man.

Threesome with guy and girl. he fucks her ass and I suck him clean before he fucks me, repeat until he cums in my mouth

>>705103808
You say it like age makes you fatter and it's not under your control. Not being fat is one of the few things in life that is completely under our own control.

calories in > calories out = fat

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>>705100000

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Get raped by a group of girls

Like getting kidnapped and waking up tied up at a girls sleepover while they take turns playing with me

>>705100276
Wow, call the police

>>705098504
>Muh b8

>>705098504
Lol stupid fuckin cuck u actually dated a slut.

What a simp.

>>705097955
The only girl ever probably, faggot

>>705100349
Holy fuck! My sides! This guy gets it!

>>705098477
Fucking a girl with a butt plug in her ass is a 11.5.


First kiss seems like a 12. Kissing is fun but it's like a 6.

Making out seems like 15 first time, is really an 7.

First blowjob is like 25, later are a 12 if she swallows, but a 9.95 if not. Of course if you've Never had a load swallowing BJ, your first one is like a 15, assuming you've had sex before.

Vaginal first time is 13, later it's an 8.5.

Anal is a 15 for many many times past the first time, eventually settling in to being an 13.5.

Vaginal sex with a Buttplug in ( in her ) becomes an 11.5.

Anal sex with a toy in her pussy is a 13.5 until she loosens up after a few short weeks. Anal sex essentially should be reserved for maybe 4 times a year to keep the ass tight. Break it in too much and it might as well be the pussy.

Safe word Anal sex while spanking her is just about as good as any sex.

Fat girls like anal, not all of them Know it yet- you job, should you choose to accept it, is to help them discover this. In fact, all women can be pleasured via anal to near exhaustion from orgasming this way, not all of them are against it.

>>705100805
nigger

>>705098570
This guy gets it.
That with my gf and a bunch of other pepol whould be heavenly.

Hvae sex with someone famous.


Oh right did that already.

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Sexy

>>705106000
>>705106000
Pee Wee Herman doesn't count faggot

>>705106000
PS It was a bit of a let down, both of them were boring in the sack and one smells like cigs

>>705106000
"ole 3 tooth", the local homeless chick under the bridge, is hardly famous. Still impressive.

>>705106000
Pics or it dident happen. You know the rules.
Also checked.

>>705105090
I love that set. Hnng I wish they had video, though. :/

>>705106253
Both were musicians from different ears, one is a 60/70s icon the other a bit later 70/80/90s

I do have pictures of them in private setting on slides and prints. They'd know instantly who it was who spilled.

Fuck a 14-16 year old girl

>>705097872
Gross

>>705103808
I'm 39 and by far in the best shape of my life in every way. I'd kick the living shit out of my 27 year old self in every way as well. Still getting chicks of any age without trying too hard. 23 year old most recently, 40 year old a while back, and an honest to god hot 19 year old last year.
Quit being such a fag. Get in shape. You can't be that fugly. Can you? If you want to hammer a chick in the cunt while throwing rods with your bff, make it happen.

>>705106429
>different ears
like elves?

>>705106529
Did that when I was 14

>>705106584
Eras

>>705106607
Well I started late

I want to fuck a qt trap so badly just the cutest trap ever balls deep in her ass while I stroke her cock>>705097482

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>>705098366
Oh yeah

>>705098116


Hi, you must be new here.

>>705097872
poor bastard, unless you are a nigger. If you are then keep having money, sorry, babies. Raise them up to be further drains on society/criminals/BLM members.

Spanking, Anal and Blowjob.

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I have this one sort of thing my girlfriend doesn't want to know about.

Basically I have two big fetishes and one I think she hates. I like her to dress up as a slut, stuff her bra and then when I come in the room I like her to "shrink" me, so I get on the floor and "become small" so from my perspective she is tall and huge and I'm a small helpless man who she has shrunk and taken the power of. (We've done this different ways, had it so I drink milk out of her breast and then shrink as she grows and becomes the power person who goes to work).

The other thing is my dick is a pretty good size, around 6.5 inch erect, which she enjoys. I have this big fetish where she gets a shuriken and makes slices around the sides then makes her permanent mark (imprints her name) onto the dick by scarring it and then if I don't follow her orders (horrible things like lick the shit from her ass, etc) then she makes another cut until she hacks it off with an axe if I'm too disobedient, leaving me dickless then she will leave me. I think after that I'd just stimulate my prostate and die happy with an orgasm the strength of 1000 horses.

Have anal sex with a 10yo girl

>>705106085
That poor fucking toilet. Dont know why it hasn't collapsed into the floor

>>705106641
Who is Eras? Kim Carpenter's corpse doesn't count. Unless it was still warm.

>>705106729
They are so shallow and vapid and I couldn't put up with it now.

>>705106868
so she'd have a strap-on?

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I want to taste pussy before I die.

What does it taste like?

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>>705097482
PÄRESPrö

>>705107054
you don't have to talk to them. If you do it right she won't be able to.

>>705106977

She should have had an album titled "Born 2 Starve."
Hint: one of her songs was covered by Nazareth and shes has weird guitar tunings that just work for some absurd reason

I want to have a threesome with a mom and daughter. I've fucked a mom and daughter in the same day before, but i want to do them together.

>>705107212
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

>>705107104
Depends on the girl.

If she takes care of herself it doesn't taste good but it doesn't taste bad, it's kind of like skin with a hint of metallic taste

If she doesn't take care of herself it will have a taste and smell of pee and fish

You don't get aroused by the taste of pussy, you get aroused by the act of it and the reaction you get from the girl your going down on

>>705097594
+

>>705105090
This. A weekend buried in a group of horny, beautiful, supple 14-15 y/o girls....

god damn

>>705107104
It's takes like a mix of human man and chicken pussy

fuck my friends fiance emily

>>705098116
welcome newfag

>>705106819
>...

>>705097482
buttfuck a grill.
Too bad gf doesn't seem to fond of the idea.

Fuck all my wife's female friends and family.
Also any other decent looking female I know.

>>705107322
i was thinking more of "Mmmph, gargle, (gag), sniff", repeat.

>>705097482
I'd want to do a threesome my wife and another woman. I'd fuck my wife while we'd use her to please us, treat her like a living sex toy. Not just cause I think it's hot but treating her as an object will allow my wife and I to enjoy this without much guilt. I honestly don't want to cheat on her, nor will I, but I want her to be as faithful as me. So sub/Dom relationship with the woman who we will always refer to as some kind of sex object.

>it puts the the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

>>705107526
time for a new gf, life is short.

>>705097482
have sex...wiener in the vagina style

>>705097594
This

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>>705098116

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>>705097482
Hello all, I am in a slightly embarrassing situation. Ever since I was a teenager, I knew my friend Ronnie had a huge cock. Lately he has been down on his luck, so I have offered him a place to stay in exchange for pleasuring my wife. However, Ronnie has been over here for five full days and has done nothing but raid my fridge and make a mess out of my bed/bathroom. My wife comes out in lingerie every night and Ronnie shows absolutely no interest in her. I have confronted him twice about this, but both times he claimed that he would take her that night, before passing out early both times. I cannot simply kick Ronnie out of my house due to our childhood friendship and his financial situation. Ronnie has been laid off from his financial analyst position with well over 90k still in debt. Seeing how I cannot kick him out anytime soon, how can I at least get this man to fuck my wife? Any input would be appreciated. Thank you all.

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>>705097482
sex is overrated

so so overrated its dumb outright and flatout dumb

thinking sex is something so amazing is something to be avoided its lousy perversion

I hope you virgins do curb your likely insane imagination over sex especially as shown in porn

fuck you fagwads any which way anyhow many of us are fairly fucked in 50 directions as it is

>>705107714
I've actually done this for my best friend and her husband, it felt really good for me to just be used by them both, they even taped my mouth so I couldn't even talk whilst they got in the mood by watching netflix and drinking wine.

Some girls are into it.

>>705097482
Get gangbanged bareback by so many different guys that my stomach bulges from all the cum in my ass

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I want someone to pound my nuts until I pass out!

>>705097648
next thing you'll tell me is that the only way chicks would be willing to double up on a guy like you is money

>>705107768
Honestly considering it even though getting this one was kinda unexpected

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>>705107961
Word

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>>705100000
nice get my boy

>>705099575
....How do you even do that?

>>705108061
do it yourself

>>705100276
Enjoy your b&

>>705108126
it's not like she is gonna get a liking of it all of a sudden. if it is what you want, get it now.

>>705108211
Hypnosis is one way, but you'd probably get an erection... You can use hypnosis to have an orgasm without touching yourself tho.

>>705108061
Ballbusting, trying to over come the pain and fight the urge to protect your testicles and allow them to keep getting busted....

>>705101263
Are you that faggot running around suing people for not having van accessible handicapped spots?

If so, fuck you.

>>705107564
Dude I've literally been doing this since I met my wife. So far I've knocked down 2 cousins and 4 friends. There's only one friend left and her mom. The friend may actually be possible... The joys of having a bisexual wife. Her mom will be tough. I'm hoping the wife's step father dies soon... Grief sex

>>705107385
Man you've been up in some dirty nasty hooker pussy. I fucking love the taste and texture, its so smooth and slippery. Fantastic. Nothing better in the world.

Any body got pics of this classic /b/ milf with curly hair and nice tits??

>>705108516
>Grief sex
now that is good sex!

Mother and daughter simultaneously just for the taboo of it all

I've done sisters and that was amazing

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>>705108707

I want to tie my girlfriend up and make her watch while I fuck another chick in front of her, pull out when I'm about to cum and shoot my load all over her tear streaked face and make her suck the other girl's juices off of my cock.

>>705108882
l m a o

>>705108791
bullshit but tell the story

>>705098345
What the fuck. You probably suck at sex man. I had the best fucking time switching between bent over girls or switching holes while they made out.

>>705097648
underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

>>705109042
it made me kek and I haven't seen it everywhere yet so I figured I'd share.

>>705102138
Where do you live? It sounds really gay.

>>705108791
One of my wife's cousins ended up being a threesome. Wife and her cousin have some super hot lez incest thing that I was fortunate to tap into

>>705108779
can vouch funeral sex is literally unmatched

>>705108516
Any tips on making it a lil easier? I got a big dick and they know it. Plus wife is okay with the whole thing. But any advice you have would be nice.

>>705109388
nice! I look for cousins/aunts/daughters not usually widows. I mean, if I did that kind of stuff. Also plenty of desperate chicks at weddings too. They are hearing their clocks ticking...

>>705097648 that
>>705097856 that with above
>>705097859 fuck yes that
>>705097872 obviously that
>>705098786 idc wife or not
>>705099575 eh, why not
>>705099979 that
>>705100661 I was with you for the first half
>>705100874 that, see which drug is best
>>705102070 that, but one who will never find me
>>705102134 would try if mother was hot
>>705102313 that with a latina or asian instead
>>705102668 fucking yes to that
>>705102962 sisters would be great
>>705102998 2, 4, maybe 5
>>705103808 that
>>705105090 that, and forced to impregnate them
>>705106529 that (again)
>>705106754 that
>>705107400 that
>>705107968 meet you apparently
>>705108061 be as far as humanly possible from you


naw, I'm just fucking with you guys

I'd like to have my way with the first girl I fucked at least once more, and I'd like a threesome with my gf and my ex gf.

>>705105090
Fcking this.

>>705105090
>>705107400

>Not knowing how mean and vicious a group of teenage girls is.

yeah good luck with that.

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>>705100000
fucking checked

>>705105090
Only if they had bigger tits than this tho.

>>705109504
Man it used to be so easy before we all started having kids. Sounds stupid but what generally kicked off every threesome I've ever had was booze and Britney spears songs. No other guys around (tricky-) make it like a hey you guys hang out at the house because you need some girl time with your friend. Leave them with alcohol. Come back about 2 hours later and let them come to you. I usually would just let them do their thing. It can't be your idea just keep setting the circumstances and wait quietly. It'll happen.

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Honestly just to fuck an Asian goddess just to see if she really tastes like wonton soup.

Fuck two chicks at the same time.

Hold hands. ;-;

>>705097178
A backwards blowjob getting my ass ate out.
Wife doesn't rim
Loves her ass ate
Won't eat ass