20 years ago.... I'm almost a eternal wizard.
Just over 2 years ago
That's a long dry spell
4 months ago or some shit after the ex wife and I split up. I'm doubting I'll ever get any again. Went 2 years dry before I met her.
Isn't it lovely having no self-confidence, being introverted and having social anxiety? FML.
Yeah, but I actually had sex. A fucking lot. I have a pretty big dick, and am good at fucking.
I KNOW WHAT I LOST
I'm also oldfag with sexdrive of a teenager, when I don't work I jack off 4-5 times a day.
I's gonna be ok, I'm working on it
about 2 1/2 years. Self imposed abstinence. I made far, far too many bad decisions involving women thanks to a serious sex addiction. After 130+ women, several STDs and two illegitimate children, I gave up the sex and drugs lifestyle.
I don't really regret it, I had one hell of a time, but towards the end there I had become so jaded that sex didn't really do it for me. Unless shit was getting real kinky, or there were multiple women involved, I would literally go limp. Bare backing some tight 20yo just wasn't enough sensation and I'd get soft. it was nearly impossible for a woman to get me off. it got to a point where I had so much sex, that a 8.5/10 girl could be sucking my dick, and I would have trouble even getting it up, because, oh look another blowjob... whatevs.
This turned into a serious porn addiction. mostly beastiality, going to meets to watch women have sex with their pets and then I would fuck them in front of their husband. the last time I did this I got the clap for the 4th and decided enough was enough.
>nice blog faggot
Three weeks ago. Faithful truck driver. Shit sucks. Some days I wish I had less morals, some days I wanna kill my wife's mom so my wife doesn't have to take care of her worthless ass. Then I could take wife out here with me.
Few hours ago before work. Bent the wife over and she was super horny so she arced her back to make sure I could bury the dick deep when I nutted.
Last November, though I'm not really missing it.
3 off the wrist everyday helps and I don't have to put up with other peoples bullshit
>It's the GOOGLES fault for stealing my wymin.
yesterday, fucked that shit anal drunk as fuck
Last night edged all evening looking at swingers sites - then fucked.
>eating her out while she tells me about losing her v-card
>fucking her with a whiskey bottle
>using a nipple clamp on her clit
>her pulling the condom off
>her shoving me back in raw
>cumming on her mound
Feb. Longest drought since like 2007. Passed up some opportunities, been buried in crazy life shit. Not bothered by it could fix it tonight if I was motivated.
I'm bored. Being married is boring. Maybe I just don't love her.
I'm starting to fear you're right. I've told her I lost interest and to go fuck somebody else, but she loves me. In all actuality, I'm as interested in sex as I've always been - just need her to initiate the divorce.
have been trying for 8 years
like year ago had a 5 min interaction with a perfect 10 before I left thinking "her fucking bf is here soon"
as soon as i took my eyes off of her and left I realized there was no bf (looking at her fucked my brains up temporarily)
that it had just been her initial indication of disinterest "waitin for bf"
didn't turn back because felt i was too harsh with her and was not entirely sure whether the bf existed or not
she was excited, asking all these questions, and i just said "i gotta go" and left
feel like an idiot about it
think of it every day
this is my fucking record in this country...
street approaching a 10 and talking to her for few mins... best I have been able to do.
the main problem is thatthere's just fat cows here. not girls like her never.
Nearly a week ago the day before my wife left on a business trip. We generally fuck every other day but she got sick and needed antibiotics, now the antibiotics have given her thrush. I'm not particularly bothered but she has a fairly high libido and it's driving her nuts that we haven't screwed in a couple of days.
Any gays in scotland that can break my ass in good?
If you've been married for 15 years, then you know that it requires work, particularly compromise--and especially communication.
If you're bored, tell your wife. If she is a homebody, ask her to compromise and actually do something every once in a while.
For instance, my wife is the "go out and do stuff person" and I am the homebody. We rotate what we do on the weekends. One weekend we'll go out to the bar, go to a party, or see a movie and have dinner. Another weekend we'll sit at home, drink beer, and play tabletop games. Compromise.
Also, look into swinging, it is a lot of fun.
Two weeks ago. My GF got mad that I left shit on the dildo she used to peg me with. I told her that she could just wash it with the medical hand soap she has. Now she only wants me to fuck her from now on, no more of this anal shit.
Wow! Top shelf advice, anon. It's like nobody has ever thought of this stuff before you. Swinging wouldn't be an option for her - just not her thing. Look, man, I've tried. She wants to stay glued to the couch while the kids sleep - that's not the life I desire. We'd both be happier apart, she just needs to come to grips with this fact.
>Wow! Top shelf advice, anon. It's like nobody has ever thought of this stuff before you.
I wasn't trying to be a dick, just trying to help.
If you've talked to her about it, and she won't change, then get a divorce ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4 1/2 years ago or thereabouts. Got the herpes. Fucking sucks. After that I started focusing on school and work but now it's been over a year since I graduated and got a better job and I'm basically ready to kill myself.
Oh well, got a brand new truck, motorcycle, and I just got back from snowboarding in new Zealand so the crushing lack of pussy is somewhat bearable. I should just give up and call a hookers but I'm afraid to get another std
Some time around March. I was walking through the city drunk and smoking. She asked for a cigarette, we walked and talked for an hour and eventually wound up back at hers. No luck since, having no friends doesn't help.
Always look on the bright side of l-life..
TUDU TUDU DUDU DUDU
Am currently on the way to my private whore. Well, that worthless fuck pig is actually less than a whore, cause she doesn't want money. I plan to do some bdsm games with... just a bit harder than the last time 2 month ago.
all aboard the virgin train
>I was walking through the city drunk and smoking. She asked for a cigarette, we walked and talked for an hour and eventually wound up back at hers.
This has literally never happened to anyone
on thursday. she put a finger up my ass for the first time. was interesting
Kek I remember my first time getting fingered. Did you get her back? I was 69ing with I think the 3rd girl I'd done it with and was drunk enough that I was like hey, there's her asshole, I'm fingering it. She started doing it to me too, wouldn't exactly say it felt bad but it was an odd feeling and we both stopped.
pics related too
it was my ex and i was fucking her again after a year. she said the guy she got with liked it and wanted to try it with me so i thought fuck it. felt really good. best orgasm i've had
I fuck everyday. Unlike you fags.
Go choke on some cock you gay mother fucking cunt sniffers. I'd slams your heads in the oven door and then start kicking you whole your down. Then, I'd cover your head with a plastic bag and watch you suffocate. Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!
Start of the month the day my girlfriend and I broke up (it was planned, she was moving away) only just getting back in the mood to be honest. Its kinna nice being single and I suck at just fucking people and not getting involved.
the deprivation of sex is making me so frustrated i literally want to crawl to a hole and die before spending the rest of my days like this
I had it happen to me twice in muh good days, never was top tier chad.
Both times I would say it was not worth it.
First it was awkward as fuck, she was cute but literally a dead body. Second time was better but it felt awkward after.
Thats why I say at least go for one date first.
Can't stand women but I'm not gay. It's just that every time one opens their fucking stupid mouth I want to put a bullet through my head. In 25 years I've never met a single woman who I could stand being around.
2 weeks ago
it was pretty bad and i didn't cum (was drunk)
the problem wasn't with her tho, i kinda fell for a girl i fucked about a month or so ago but she moved far away a few days later and i just can't get my mind off her.
hope i'll meet her in december again.
>I don't get laid and I browse /b/ therefore nobody on /b/ gets laid
who better to love /b/ than a chad?
On the exterior I am a beautiful, respected, and productive member of society. What better way to unwind than to come here and sate my deep down desire to be a complete degenerate?
You don't have to believe me. Women are all fucking terrible people when you get right down to it, and I'm not a slave to my cock enough to deal with their bullshit just for the opportunity to bust a nut.
41 years old and never. Society forced me to become gay but I can't even get a man interested.
Thought about going transgender but the surgery and loss of my penis scares me.
My parents go on vacation tomorrow and I think I'm gonna hang myself while they're gone.
08 or 09....
I've had two opportunities since then just... one was a fucking BPD 40 year old and the other was a baby hungry slut.
But I still woulda fucked em if I wasn't so out of shape, too out of shape to perform really.