who doesn't like a good cute bowtie
In that case, yeah. My life is on an amazing path, I look about average, and I'm definitely a go-getter.
it's not that small, but I mean relative to my other toys. and yeah I'll have to make sure to pay extra attention when cleaning the little slit
Why does bad dragon make the best dildoes
then go get one. why are you here when you should be out there finding one?
you butt slut. i bet you cant fit the vergil and a dong in you.
they know how to do bumps and knots right
I don't know, I was able to finally knot the nova, so there is a posibility
how long till you get this good?
I personally have the royal dragon and fucking love it. As soon as I get some spare cash, I'd love to get a razor
I don't know if i'll ever be able to fit something that large into my butt
I would have got the guardian, but it was almost twice as expensive as the vergil I got. love the look of all those ridge
I just really want one with a knot now, knots are some good shit
i bet that's what he thought a few years ago too.
So what else has been happening with you?
nono they prevent shit.
the knots are pretty fun to pop over
not a whole ton. midterms are going to start in a couple of weeks so classes are starting to pick up. what's new with you?
Dont shove IV drugs into your taint.
oh not too much, exercising. got a long weekend now and next weekend. invited some mates over.
I'm probably the only person in the world that likes finals and midterms, because I've always found tests super easy
important life lessons
sounds like a fun couple of weekends
I just hate the extra stress that they add to the year
Well there will be no sexy times, so it's not that great for me.
BTW did you do your exercises today?
It is a good thing men can not get pregnant. Could you imagine trying to give birth through your dick and having it split.
I did, I ended up doing a whole bunch of walking so I could pick up the toy delivery
I generally find it the least stressful, since all you have to do is study, which I find infinitely easier than the massive amounts of homework, projects, essays, etc. that classes normally require
Makes me think of that one movie where the girl is like, "Oh hes a nice guy" and then gets abducted, raped repeatedly, placed in a stock with a mouth opener to rape her face repeatedly. Then dumped into a 50 gallon barrel with her already dead an rotting friend and buried alive.
No problem anon
Because real homosex is often revolting.
I just hate the fact that 2 tests comprise 85% of the class grade
I think I'm going to head to bed now
That's a tough one to answer. Most people to me in general are butt-ugly chimps. Although with ideal aesthetics I would much prefer a male over a female.
I know the movie you're talking about, but can't think of the name, but I've fapped to that rape scene
This world is rife with narcissism.
Not going to lie, I have such a massive fetish for being raped, murder not so much, but I'd love to be raped
Sounds fun. I would rather a partner have a burning want for me though. Passionate desire is much more interesting than brief dominance.
I'd take being wanted in any form, but I like rough sex and being dominated, so rape is a natural fetish
I would like to say I would, but no I dont have sex to judge that.
Why is Europe so dead set on niggerfying themselves?
actually, this one's on America, since google is an American company
anyway yeah art history got BLACKED since google is evil as hell
>That first google search
LOL its trueeeeee
Why cant they be biased to Asians, at least they have nice hair and dont look like ogres.
I knew about that one for years and thought is was one of those isolated things.
Asians are too civilized and have no interest in destroying western civilization (outside of like, the chinese and north korean governments). They can't destroy the white man with the low birthrate, well-integrated yellow man.
This level of distortion can only be deliberate.
There's probably some nigger, cuck, and white bitch involved.
The current CEO of google is an Indian (poo in loo variety).
Google's founders, however, are (((Sergey Brin))) and (((Larry Page))) who are both members of the tribe. Page is currently the CEO of Alphabet, which is google's parent company.
So, you know. It was the jews again.
Wonder when the day people are going to be killing each other in the street is coming.
Oh and Brin is President. I never remember how these companies structure their organizations. But the point is, kikes all the way down.
Not long. Charlotte, North Carolina is on its way. The niggers riot, attack the white man, destroy everything in their path—soon, I'm sure, the white man must fight back. Certainly he must.
I'm making 1.5 cents more per payday because...I assume taxes changed or something. Thanks, Obama?
I remember when those tiny riots happened here and that nigress told her hoodies to "TAK DAT SHEYT TO THE BURBS"
People were saying let em. See how well a bunch of old white guys who hunt the rural state every season treat em.
Niggers only riot in cities for two reasons. The bigger one, of course, is that niggers live in cities and aren't going to leave just to riot, they're way too lazy for that. The second is that whites in cities are cucks, and I say this as a proud city dweller. Everyone here is a passive little disarmed bitch.
Well, most. Bizarrely, Philly has had absolutely none of the unrest that seems to infect similar places and I think it's because we have south philly Italians and north philly Irish—both rather uncucked populations, as European Americans go, anyway.
Keep thinkin of that rat experiment.
Which one? Rats are more or less used exclusively for experiments at this point.
Also I'm gonna go shower keep the thread alive since I'm 90% sure my anger isn't gonna fade by the time I'm back.
Edited, he has a tiny goatee in the original version, and I'm shocked that I know that.
Yeah I know. I hated it so I removed it and forgot about it.
I didn't change anything about this one
What's wrong with a little hair on the chinny chin chin, you ding dong?
ugh. If I ever meet a guy like that and we're gonna fuck I will make him shave it. I've done it before
If someone told me to shave mine or cut my hair they can kiss my ass and get the fuck out.
So if you meet someone and hit it off and they joke "dude you'd look so much better without that " and then beg you in the cutest way they could muster to get you to shave it you're really gonna react all hostile like that? What would you really do?
>At a bar
>"No thanks I look just fine."
well if we really got to liking each other I would eventually manipulate you into doing it, I'm sure. I'd never be able to look at you without thinking about how so fucking much hotter you'd be without it and that would just drive me insane
I have it because my chin looks terrible. I dont budge for people unless they're worth it.
Oh yes, that.
I'm not terribly fond of it either, facial hair has to exist in certain patterns to be aesthetic which is why I always shave the garbage that grows on my face right off, it's all spicish and shit.
well if it really helps the way you look, that's different. I was basically just saying something like the original version of this with that shitty idiot soul patch.
traps aren't herms, these are just dudes with stupid proportions, also you're a fag
facial hair is fucking hot lava on my face. I shave it twice a day as close as possible. I'm strange
I look as bad as Marilyn Manson without makeup.
mine doesn't justify that much but I know the feeling
Oh you do not.
I was referring to him if I shaved.
I was going to mention something to you about the "We wuz Googs", but got distracted.
Oh right, that whole campaign. I don't think it'll be very effective.
lol. Manson now is just the bloated corpse of a female to male transgender hipster
Thats why I dont shave.
Yeah im not paying much attention to the thread.
Whatcha doing instead, Nibbles? It's not communism, is it?
Well, I saw this one through.Now I'm done bumping cause I gotta sleep as soon as it hits the limit cause I'm fucking ocd.
Saving pics of planes on /pol/
Watching a video on r/K theory
Ah yes, bill whittle. He's not quite redpilled, though, he's still making the distinction between "liberals and conservatives" instead of whites and asians vs shitskins, which is more correct. White liberals practice K and preach r.