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hey /b/, im super fucking drunk right now. what should i do??

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hey /b/, im super fucking drunk right now. what should i do??
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show that boypussy
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>>705060742
It's a Trap!
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Totally a dude...
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Message me and we can send nudes
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You should post more pics:)
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>>705060742
Sharpie in pooper
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Either way, lets see whats between the legs
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>>705060742
Trap? I hope so.
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>>705060742
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>705060742
Spread your legs!
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>>705060821
>>705060814
>>705060913
>>705060833
wtf am i doing
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>>705061000
trips decide
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>>705061238
Thats not a pussy
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>>705061238
Show us the benis
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>>705061238
Lets see that cock.
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>>705061221
lol fuck you
whats you're fav alcoholic drink anons?
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>>705061461
Rum
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>>705061461
Super hot, and probably vodka.
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>>705061461
Long Island Iced Teas, nice and hot outside here in the South. Best thing ever at night.

Show more butthole, qt.
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>>705061461
Rum, Scotch, wine.
Yours?
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>>705061461
Whiskey.
Now take those panties off you little slut.
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>>705060742
suck my d
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>>705061623
I second both this drink choice, and request.
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>>705061461
Scotch whisky or good rum
Where is cock?
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>>705060742
Be my trap bf4life.
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>>705060977
closee enough?
sorry /b/ros, i fucked after drinking like 500 ml of vodka, srry for late replys
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>>705061933
Quit being a tease show us the goods.
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>>705061933
where is dicke and balls or pussy?
i dont understand
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>>705061933
Y u do this?!? That could seriously fuck up your insides....
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>>705061933
Hope that eraser pops off inur ass faggot
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>>705061933
make a lewd vocaroo
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>>705062148
Forget OP, source on this?
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>>705062158
my voice is deep af srry
>>705061045
>implying there are chicks on /b/
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>>705061933
Nice pussy op! Do you wear a chasity? I want to see your clit! Also, what was your first fucking experience?
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>>705062388
Got a plug?
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>>705062080
Wouldnt be the first time he got a rubber stuck up in there would it?

> guess he got a cap in his ass after all

> probably the smallest thing he's had in his anus since his dad

> sitting on a pencil isn't how you erase your gender

> the smell
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>>705062453
Newfag...
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>>705062388
Can you completely undress for us and show us your full figure.
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>>705060742
Fuck off to any of the three trap threads. Don't start a fourth. I dunno something like that.
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>>705062546
Fy
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>tfw vodka fucks up your dick
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>>705063105
Just the way I like it. Soft and feminine
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>>705063105
face pic?
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taken before
>r8 me
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>>705063486

Looks great, would be great fun to play with while plowing your sweet boypussi
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Jerk off, show load
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>>705063486
nice/10
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>>705061933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LLhtS8zBrJ
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I want to see some precum leaking from you.
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>>705063884
again from before.
>i really should drink less
i get turned on when catfishing kik fags
>am i a faggot
>tfw im the real fag
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>>705064158
Nice load bro
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>>705060742
Eat your own shit you beautiful creature
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males are just disgusting
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>>705064735

Tits or gtfo
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>>705062535
i guess i have this...
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>>705065011
You have such sexy legs.
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>>705065011
Tell us about your first getting fucked experience!
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>>705065306
only fucked chicks, sorry anon
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>>705065685
face pic?
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>>705065011
c'mon, u know what you have to do. Use the plug!
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>>705065685
Would you like getting fucked or just the dreasing up? What is your kink in it?
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>>705060742
hey Kori
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>>705063486
I rate you a Bush/did 911
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>>705065685
You should let a guy dominate you sometime theres nothing that gets me off harder than that.
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>>705061352
Newfag detected.
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>>705065747
sorry anon, i didnt do shit to prepare
>>705065748
ok
>>705065774
i dont even know why i do this
>faggot
>>705065956
maybe i should, i only do this shit when im hammered tho
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>>705066295
You want to be fucked like the sissygirl you are!! You enjoy anal orgasms?
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Requesting asspic while you're standing up.
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>>705066295
Tits
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>>705066494
fapping with this plug in is pretty fucking amazing
>>705066807
k
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>>705067150
Show your whole body cunt
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>>705067150
show your discord, there is a clown on my server claiming to be you, thanks.
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>>705067278
fuck off barney, trust people more
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>>705067150
Give yourself a proper prostate orgasm the universe melts its so good.
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>>705063486
>Long dark pubes

You're asian
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>>705067150
show us your feet please OP I need this!
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do this
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>>705067410
thats fucking creepy bro, how did you do that
>>705067583
k
>>705067600
tfw no dildo
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>>705067895
Spread your cunt for us, I want to see your gaping hole
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>>705061352
fag detected
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>>705062034
first time eating trap bread?
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>>705065685
Let's fix this then ;D
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>>705064646
your new haircut is a great improvement!
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>>705068513
xd
>>705068524
right after drinking i said fuck it and cut all of it off
man i dont even know what im doing at this point, i should just go pass out
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>>705068914
Nice! So do you wear your girls clothes or did you buy them yourself? Do you fuck your girl in your girlie costume?
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>>705068914
Long mirror belly/flaccid cock?
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im just gonna dump a bunch of shit cus fuck it
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>>705069684
Are these all you?
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>>705069684
More with cock/bush
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>>705069684
Post boy pussy
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>>705069721
yes
>>705069802
i use these to catfish, sorry anon
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>>705069833
Are those tits or what am I looking at?
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>>705069833
try this pose. you can hide your face with mspaint or something
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>>705069941
Yeah this please!
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>>705068914
nude full frontal?
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ur the best boypucci ever!
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>>705070307
finger your ass
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>>705070307
More please..also can you do a sign that's above your flaccid cock saying ( suck my cock Erich <3 )
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>>705067600
Is there sauce for this?
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>>705070307
can you take off your socks and do this?
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>>705070497
Bump
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is op kill?
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>>705070497
>>705070582
close enough
>>705070974
everything is fucking dizzy man
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>>705071040
>>705070414
This please? It would be funny to see your drunk hand writing
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>>705071040
shove 3 fingers up your butt
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>>705061461
Alcohol
If I get buzzed I'll drink it
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>>705071040
your feet are so sexy. please more
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>>705063486
I'm guessing asian?
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>>705067895
Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else
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>tfw im out of weed and my dealer disappeared
>>705071285
thats gonna hurt anon
>>705071152
fuck you
>>705071295
god i love drinkingg
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>>705071527
This is great, gods speed anon
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>>705071527
what about two?
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>>705071527
Drinking is pretty great
Getting your cock sucked is pretty great too
Wanna help each other out?
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all you faggots haven't really got fucked unless youve tried this chinese shit
>56% alcohol
>tastes like paint thinner in a bottle
>$2/500ml
>its the fucking best
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>>705071738
>my fav is a brand of tequila that's 70% alcohol
>tries to tell me how to get fucked up
I like my drinks like I like my men
Only the best and in my hands
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>>705071465
>Only Asians have long dark pubes but no other hair anywhere else
calling bullshit, all asians I know have a like a ton of hair on their heads!
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>>705071903
>you got me
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>>705071738
Pose like this?
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>>705071738
more feet anon
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>>705071890
>tfw you can get 10 bottles of this shit for the price of a shit tequila, gotta be efficient
>>705071617
:o
>>705072044
ive always been a more kneehigh guy myself, whats the actual attaction, im curious
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>>705071958
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>>705072122
>for the price of a shit tequila,
so what does a 'shit of tequila' cost these days?
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>>705072243
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>>705072122
Cum and put your semen in your ass
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>>705072122
you can take 3. just give it a try anon
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>>705072122
hey op where do you live?
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>>705072122
Kneehighs and thighhighs a best, stockings with garterbelts and pantyhose are also fucking great.
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>>705072122
hey op ever try to pour some alcohol in you boipussi?

don't over do it tho
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>>705072341
Oh, you mean 'shot'...
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>>705072436
well that hurt like a bitch
>>705072357
idk man...
>>705072475
stuck in australia, rip
>>705072498
idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing
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>>705072768
post butthole. spread cheeks
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>>705072768
>idk what it is about them, they are literally the sexiest thing
Fucking right, I'm pretty sure I've always loved them, they just make everything better.
About that anon telling you to cum and put it in your ass I think you should do it, just think of it like some lube for that tail plug you have.
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>>705072984
>>705072357
you guys are trying to fuck with me man
>>705072044
k
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>>705060742
what should you do? you can go fuk yourself!
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>>705072768
>stuck in australia
melbourne?
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>>705062026
You blind?
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10/10 face is passable?
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>>705073068
Nah I'm trying to get you to fuck yourself, all it is is jacking off then fingering yourself, nothing weird.
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>>705073068
Quick question, do you just shave to get that smooth?
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>>705073293
>5000
>>>705073366
i would post face but its everything a fucking mess right now, im a piece of shit
>>705073545
>nothing weird
>>705073656
yup, i literally just shaved 2 hours ago, shits gonna be hella itchy when i sober up
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Whats your kik?
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>>705073723
Do you like that people fap/cum to you also more flaccid cock!!
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>>705073749
askuroki, i rarely go on it tho
>>705073854
<3
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>>705074345
Can I request one more sign? "Cum to me Erich <3" ???? I would probably just cum to just you for a whole month <3
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>>705061461
Screwdriver. Ice, 1 shot vodka, top with OJ.
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>>705074436
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>>705074943
same without socks? and "cum on me Ivan" on the sign
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>>705075154
*cum to me
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>>705067600
Sauce?
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>>705074943
more op
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im ready to pass out /b/ros and regret this in the morning
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>>705075154
>>705075945
do this one please
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extremely hot. rubbing one out.
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fuck maybe i should do this more often and make /b/ more cancerous
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>>705073723
It's not weird, you've already jacked off and shown us and you've already fingered yourself and show us, all this would be is a combination of those two.
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>>705076497
thanks a lot anon <3
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How can I get over the shyness of buying cute clothes for myself in a store and how do I not get too excited and not get something "hyperfeminine"?
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>>705077460
go online
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>>705077460
Just keep saying to yourself its for your girlfriend so that when somebody asks you you'll already have that answer, what do you mean hyperfeminie?
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>>705077614
I already can't do it.
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>>705077460
aliexpress, amazon and ebay
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This shit is still up, you faggots are pathetic
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>>705078317
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>>705067600
sauce?
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why do sex doll threads get pruned nowadays? They're not against the rules
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>>705078549
Mental illness
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>>705079862
>fake child doll? must be cp
>western loli instead of japanese loli? banned
>amatur thread? lol no pruned
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>>705080150
child doll thread, no cp
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>>705061461
This picture makes me hungry. Can I suck you please?
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