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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705038550
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Claiming Felix
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>>705048267
damn you are quick
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Still here, going to take a shower
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As always.
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Claim and good night
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Smuggest kitty claimed
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Grabbing 3rd Yuno Once Again
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>Tfw you're about to go to sleep but you remember that your mother wants you to call her in about three hours just to say Happy Birthday.
I have an alarm set, wish me luck, guys.
>And Goodnight.
>I suppose.
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>>705048480
don't forget to call mom!
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>>705047500
Added!
>>705047551
>>705048395
How's your night?
>>705048223
WHAT
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I dont wanna work at all
But I still got 2 hours
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>>705048480
>>705048437
night
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>>705048480
Remember to call you're mom or I'll do it for you.
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>>705046858
mavis i thought we were friendos
>>705047813
they cant handle the memes
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>>705047484
Hand it over, together with lewds.
>>705047500
No.
>>705048091
Thank you slave.
>>705048437
Goodnight lewd one
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Have a nice night, beautiful thread.
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>>705048781
yes! are we still on for lunch this sunday? you're buying this time.
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>>705048781
Mavis rustled his jimmies
>>705049081
Don't tell me what to do!
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>>705049081
You have a nice sleep
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>>705048561
It going good! I started my new workout tonight, which was exhausting as hell lol. You?
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>>705049511
2 anons who I haven't talked to in a while are now added to my contacts. I'm happy. Ooooh new workout you say?
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>>705049989
Yep, tonight was cardio night. I'll send you the routine over telegram if you want
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>>705049989
Smugborghinis
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>>705049230
yes, but i paid last time geez you silly little goose
>>705049237
dont worry hes a pro jimmy rustler
>>705049511
workout? time for a montage
>>705049989
im waiting for the news to say "two anons who were recently added to shinoas contacts have been reported missing
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Goodnight /waifu/.
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>>705049081
>>705050252
goodnight.
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>>705050533
...i suppose???
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>>705050233
I need Hearts On Fire playing during the montage too!
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>>705050623
of course, how clumsy of me. I suppose.
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>>705050109
Oh no thank you. Really. I'm happy with mile runs and bleachers
>>705050216
Purple lamborghini lurking
>>705050233
Oh
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>>705050912
I did a mile and half run, plus burpees and planks.
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>>705050912
>lurkmode
>submarine style
>>705050688
https://youtu.be/htKY2oD85rs
I approve
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>>705050688
yes you do
>>705050912
shinoa gimme your addres zip and social so i can report you if that happens, especially your social security number
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>>705051272
Nah dude, we have to go full Rocky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo51-CG9Ss
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here
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I AM FUCKING LIVID! FUCKING FURIOUS BUT THANKFUL AS FUCK!
>I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE A MAKOTO PICTURE THATS ANGRY ENOUGH!
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>>705051725
What's wrong broham?
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goodnight
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>>705049081
Night.
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>>705051708
Hope I didn't fry your brain with all that Warframe stuff.
Have a good night everyone.
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>>705052117
ill manage. night
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>>705051976
goodnight akame.
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>>705051609
Nah. Not montagey enough.
https://youtu.be/xPU8OAjjS4k
https://youtu.be/B3J6CyeFUds
>>705051725
Did you blow your tyres?
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>>705051976
>>705052117
Goodnight.
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>>705051725
What happened??
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>>705052117
>>705051976
Sleep well
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>>705052287
I'm not making a halo montage back in 2007, I'm making a workout montage! Can we use something a little heavier than 3 Doors Down or Trapt, like Rage Against the Machine?
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>>705051725
Settle down there, Makoto. It'll be okay.
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>>705052646
https://youtu.be/5hDqElGAe6k
https://youtu.be/H2KCHLKZ2dY
https://youtu.be/NQ1yG49BZ8s
Heavier? Or more symphonic?
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>>705052890
Oh dude, I can roll with Alestorm
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>>705051036
Cardio plus calisthenics nope
>>705051272
Diving!
>>705051584
Dank street 14321, 420-69-6666
>>705051976
Night
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>>705051844
Some cunt cut me off and caused me to spin out twice going off a free exit.
>She's all the way on the other side of the freeway
>This is one of the few left side freeway exits
>She suddenly goes across 4 lanes and almost hits me
>I swerve onto the exit, despite the fact that's not here I want to go
>Immediately braking
>Corner happens, and I try to just go with it
>Back end slides out, going too fast into it
>Spin 2 times
>Finally come to a stop, somehow managed to not crash into the walls despite it's only a 2 lane exit
>Somehow no one getting off also crashed into me
>The dumb fucking cunt that nearly hit me just casually drives by, completely ignoring it
If I ever see that fucker again, I will literally fucking put a brick through their windshield, and hopefully their face in the process.
And I'm mad at myself because I didn't get it recorded, since I took my camera off after this morning, since I just wanted video of a drive to and from work, and figured something like this WASN'T going to happen.
>I'll circle back around to that same exit in the morning and take pictures of it. My tire marks should be very very visible.
>>705052287
>>705052581
>>705052659
See above.
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>>705053120
It's awful. Next time is biceps, pushups, pullups, and farmers walks (whatever those are)
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>>705053250
Jesus fucking christ man
What a fucking cunt, she should fucking neck herself
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>>705053250
I see that shit all the time. Often without indication. People are fucked.
But yeah. Really close call man. Fuck that bitch and their minivan.
People in Australia have learned that if you have a dashcam, keep it on and empty. Capture everything. You can pull their info easy and they can be charged easier. Did you get a plate or were they too close to the side?
>Ill post an angry gif that Akiko allows me to use
>>705053475
Pretty sure farmers walks are a weight held as low as possible between your legs while upright and walking. Given how I see a lot of farmers drag sheep.
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>>705053675
I hope they do. Shit, I wouldn't be so pissed if they at least pulled over to ask if I was alright.
>>705053766
I was intending to get an actual dashcam rather than my bike camera shoddily rigged up. But I guess I'll use that until I get an actual dashcam at this point.
I didn't get any info, after somehow avoiding the walls and coming to a stop, I was a bit too shaken to think about it. I really should have though.
>I was a tad tired before coming to work
>I am now 1000% awake
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>>705053067
More heavy montage?
https://youtu.be/KM5CiJkVPns
https://youtu.be/nM__lPTWThU
https://youtu.be/pAYSxxYCBgc (minus intro)
https://youtu.be/n-DKs0qfdEk
How the fuck did I forget Devin Townsend
>>705054033
Understandable.
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>>705053766
Looks like you just hold some weights and walk around with them
Yeah man, any of these
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Claimed
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Any of these
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>>705053475
>>705053766
Farmer walk is usually done with cattlebell weights. Youve seen how they walk with stuff in their hands before in films, right?
Like a bucket in each hand
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Chen claimed.
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I overslept like a bitch
Just came here to tell everyone to have a good day
Later
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>>705054033
I'm sorry about what happened senpai
I hope you calm down soon though
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>>705054606
Right. Im thinkimg of the drag.
>>705054550
Just use the Devin Townsend Project album Deconstruction. Heavy as shit.
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>>705054776
you have a good one
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>>705054606
Looked up what they were. Seems simple enough.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Goodnight /waifu/
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>>705053120
thanks bro, dont worry i definitely wont steal your shit
>>705053250
sounds bad, at least your cars ok
>>705054033
you should definitely do that
>>705054606
>calls others loser
>pretending to be a cartoon character when theyre not a child anymore
what?
>>705054697
hey chen
>>705054776
have a good day, later
im gonna go to sleep, maybe
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>>705054606
Don't tell me what to do
>>705054697
Everyone says you're a gigantic faggot. Is this true???
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>>705054935
Its basically a 3d of this
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https://youtu.be/aKxENJPVzew
>>705055026
Yes. I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2016.
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>>705055326
Hi Kendrick
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>>705054776
Take care, tsunyun
>>705054806
The drag?
>>705054856
Works one traps well
Goodnight digi-sword!
>>705054935
Oh okay I trust you with the info. See very bottom reply
>>705055026
No u
>>705055074
Pretty much
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>>705054801
At this point, I'm pretty calm. Thankful as fuck the car didn't crash into a sidewall and no one hit me. Ticked I didn't get it on camera, but whatever, that's a minor issue here.
>>705054935
Already looking at some on Amazon. Odds are I'll go get one at Frys though.
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Jesus christ its the first time in a month I've had a nightmare. What's good /waifu/? I've got tomorrow off and now I can't sleep
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>>705055481
I'm glad you're okay
If you can, you should try and get some rest
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>>705055326
https://youtu.be/I4PkL5FwDEA
>>705055477
They drag the sheep.
>>705055541
Been same as usual.
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>>705055326
Good morning sweetie.
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>>705055541
nycor was looking for you earlier
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>>705055541
Are all gingers horrible?
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>>705055660
Nothin new then? Good.
>>705055733
Really? Hm, I'll have to try to come around tomorrow when he's on.
>>705055747
Penny is amazing how dare you.
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>>705055541
HOLY SHIT DUDE you're back too! Aaaahhhhh it's been a good day on thread!
>>705055660
Oh I didn't read your comments tbh but that's pretty harsh
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>>705055074
>calls us loser
>isn't even real
what?
and i know, its fucking old ive seen it hundreds of times, and a friend also sends it every once in a while
>>705055541
sounds bad, hope you have ok dreams, sweet dreams are too sugary
>hikage
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>>705055835
yes im sure they would appreciate it greatly
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>>705055694
Can't stay, I need to drive to some other city because I have some business to do. Just wanted to claim
Love you. Xoxo.
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>>705055886
Thread is good, thread is gr8. How is it going Smugabug?
>>705055935
Sweet dreams are nice every once in a while. This is an old reoccurring nightmare that I haven't had for a while.
>>705056002
Yeah that Nycor guy was pretty cool
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>>705056051
Oh, okay, sorry for not talking to you this morning, I overslept.
I love you too XOXO~ <3
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>>705056002
Soooo
about that cult we are starting
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>>705056338
i dont remember being down for it but go on
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>>705055886
They have to. Its the safest for the sheep to drag by the scruff before shearing.
Theres a lot of things they do that seem harsh but are the safer option for the animal. Like mulesing and removing tails.
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>>705056434
All we need is Tom Cruise
And that's all I know
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Sorry I'm not very good with this cult thing.
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Gonna head to bed now, can barely keep my eyes open
Night /waifu/
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>>705056718
You wanna start a cult? I had a cult in high school, we worshiped the moon.
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>>705056777
Checked. Night Trapcat.
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>>705056187
It's going well, pennz. About to sleep soon though
>>705056597
For shaving wool. Okay I gotcha. I thought they were just dragging the poor animals around as a workout
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>>705056777
Night
>shinoa
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>>705056187
true, sorry to hear man hopefully you can get some good rest
>>705056616
>tom cruise
how would you get him
>>705056718
try to find a color that everyone will wear and something stupid everyone can worship
>>705055477
you better trust me
>hikage
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>>705056813
No, but emulating it would be a workout.
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>>705056813
Ah really? Shame. I'm gonna wait a few hours before I go back to bed.
Spooky ass shit my dude.
>>705056868
I think I will, luckily I'm not doing anything til noon tomorrow so I can sleep in.
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>>705056616
well i mean he is a Scientologist i dont think we can convert him to some other cult that has no base
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>>705056777
goodnight felix.
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>>705056868
I do lol
>>705056908
I could see why
>>705056959
Yeah sorry homie. Shadow people?
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>>705057192
>lol
i worry
>>705056959
sounds good
>>705056777
night
>hikage
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>>705057192
Im so fucking stoked. Devin Townsend released a new album 2 weeks ago. I didnt even hear about it.
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>>705057192
Nope! Reoccurring nightmare I use to have. Suddenly came back on me. Gonna greentext it cause I FEEL LIKE IT.
>I've actually never had any sleep paralysis.
Alright so here's the spooky.
>Be me, wake up, home alone.
>Its dark as shit.
>I find the emergency flash light that sits on my night stand
>Click that shit on.
>bare feet slapping on the tile in the hallway
>Fuck that shit
>Grab my gun from the night stand drawer, disengage safety.
>Open hallway
>See somebody standing in the hall brandishing a knife.
>Shoottokill.jpg
>Fire off five rounds, person bolts into guest bedroom, run in there gun brandished.
>Ex gf staring me dead in the eyes
>Raise gun to her head
>Pull trigger
>Gun jams
>All my fears
>Get shanked
>Its ogre
>Wake up screaming.
>>705057482
Yeah ^^
Meanwhile, I haven't played siege in SO long. New stuff, cool new stuff.
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>>705057482
No. Don't worry. I trust you, you motherfucker. Stop worrying
>>705057516
You need to post an excited happy rory
>>705057775
What the fuck. Careful dude, some dreams can happen. Like most of mine or your dream wants to tell you something
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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Fuck. This is why you dont treat your pans like shit.
>Rory-sama
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>>705058068
Alright, night Smugabug.
>Penny
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>>705058122
Bruh what did you do to that pan.
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>>705058068
Best one that isnt slasher smile
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>>705058227
I pucked it up. The fucking thing was spot welded on.
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>>705057775
hope you fall aleep nicely
>>705058068
i won't then
>>705058122
uhhhh...
im going to bed gn everyone
>hikage
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>>705058122
Have fun
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>>705058259
That face is precious holy shit
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>>705058349
Sweet merciful fuck dude.
I remember the days when I was a bachelor and didn't have a kid to look after, my pans were like that.
>>705058351
Thanks, you too, goodnight.
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>>705058532
>Playing league so posting this now
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>>705058846
how deliciously depraved.
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>>705058599
Have another
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>>705058846
Finally accepting it?
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Yui...
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Well, I'm gonna bail, I feel tired enough and my nightmare feel is gone, so I'm gonna hit the hay, I will be on tomorrow, probably around 9AM Pacific.
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>>705058122
Is that a chisel?
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>>705059997
Like North Texas or West Oklahoma, that is a Pan Handle.
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>>705060053
Oh, now I understand. It broke off.
I was too preoccupied looking into the actual pan for the problem.
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>>705060053
ha. clever.
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>>705058122
>>705060168
While this was pretty stupid maybe you could try scraping out your disgusting pan with the newly created chisel.
How was that even a pan? It's sheet metal?
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>>705060661
Fuck this Aspie. If I ever heard some doucher yelling like him in a kitchen I would walk out of the restaurant.
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>>705060744
It's funny as long as you're not there in person, I guess.
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>>705060998
Just like watching any mentally challenged person.
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Okay, plugged in my computer, so I'm back, but internet is so slow I can hardly load images here.
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>>705060661
Its a heavy based 18/10 stainless pan. The handle is hollow and spot welded on. I didnt buy it, and its a shit pan.
>>705060744
Thats legit all an act. No one has any idea how much of that is dialled up to 11.
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>>705061183
you could kill yourself?
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>>705061120
Might be true, but in that case it's more about not hurting their retard feelings.
In other words he's a bully.
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>>705061224
I wouldn't be surprised, but seriously fuck his character. I've met a few chefs and cooks, and if Gordon "Shit Sandwich" Ramsey ever approached them like that he would need a new jaw.
>>705061303
I guess. He's just a piece of shit forced onto TV. He will never be an Iron Chef, he will always be Drama Cook.
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>>705061224
It's all about the contact zone anyways.
No-stick is easier to take care of as long as you never used metal implements on it and don't let it get too hot.
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>>705061707
In a commercial kitchen you need heavy duty. And guess where I am.
>>705061608
Oh thats the attitude of most of the industry. Theres a fine line between tough love and being a tool. Ive met 2 chefs who crossed at. I no longer respect them as cooks or as people.
>Rory-sama
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my favorite picture! enjoy!
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>>705061927
Where food goes to die.
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>>705061224
>>705061608
If you watch his program that has him cooking with kids, you'll see how good of a teacher and mentor he is. It's a really cool program to watch. He even lets the kids fail(!)
>>705061707
It is, but there's outstanding litigation (I want to say it's been for decades) about Teflon, no-stick pans, and carcinogens. I read a massive article on it. DuPont has been fighting it for a long time, and it's still in the process of being brought to court.
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>>705062393
I'm sure people wouldn't watch him if he was yelling at kids, calling them stupid, and basically throwing their food in the trash.
Drama and children don't mix. Unless it's a rape victim on SVU or CSI or something. Then it's Prime Time TV.
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>>705061968
I feel kinda bad for her.
>>705062393
It's only problematic if you let them overheat; it's a polymer after all. Also not digestable in itself.
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>>705062276
You get paid between 700 and 900 for a 9-5 cook with 0 stress. Ill wait while you look.
>>705062393
I know how good he is. I know hes respectable and he respects his unders. He wouldnt have his influence otherwise.
And we stay away from non-stick due to usage of caustic.
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>>705062716
Those are cigarette butts, right?
I probably don't want to look into the fryer.
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>>705063268
No one in the kitchen smokes.
Im cleaning them tomorrow. Short shift, no orders. Going to give the place the clean we cant give it over the week.
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>>705062716
So basically he didn't want to be your cliche Rachel Ray-esque Cooking TV Celebrity.
And he went the Super Doucher Drama Cook route? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He can still eat a bag of dicks.
The kind of reputation he gained from his Hell's Kitchen shit will precede him, and he has no one to blame but himself for the precognition others will project onto him.
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>>705063527
Nooo, I didn't want to see it.
EMPEROR I AM MELTING.
What even is this color?
But uh, I guess that's a good idea.
How many food inspectors died in there?
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Claiming Jolder
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>>705063803
Thats the color of oil that hasnt been changed in 3 days following heavy usage.
None have died. And you clearly have never worked in kitchens before.
>have a picture of my speciality - 8 hour slow cooked Juden
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>>705063994
>none have died
Just because there's so little left of them doesn't mean they havn't died.
You'll never get away with this.
But I realize a real kitchen doesn't look like a TV kitchen unless it's a super high grade place.
That's still quite disturbing. Frying fat is one of the biggest.. hell, let's call it biohazards.
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>This thread is still alive after 3 hours.
Good job guys, here's some cake.
>>705048480
This was a succsess, now I will promptly go right back to sleep. Cheerio!
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>>705064377
Good job. Good night.
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Anyone claimed Hime yet? If not she's mine!
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>>705064377
goodnight.
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>>705064211
Negative, Ghost Rider. Oil is one of the cleanest parts, no matter how dirty. Far more prone to causing poisonings are
Buffet tables
Hot boxes
Food warmers
They arent as regulated as a deep fryer. Sure, they may say 70 degree Celcius, but thats the water temp. The longer food stays in a buffet display, the worse it gets. It cools to around 50 Celcius within minutes. And the breeding temp ( Danger zone ) for most bacteria is between 5 and 65 Celcius. Deep fryers operate at a constant 160-210 Celcius. Ambient heat is more dangerous.
>HACCP certified reporting in
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>>705064211
Just stopping by to compliment your husbando.
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>>705064631
Don't be so literal. Of course a deep fryer doesn't have bacteria. I want to see the lifeform striving in a deep fryer.
Must be quite a handful.
But it's quite active chemically, especially at temperatures in excess of 180°C.
So Bacteria No. Carcinogens Yes.
>enough fucking Ramsay pics
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>>705064905
Hence the cleaning every 4 days.
HACCP is just a fancy way of saying 'I know when food is bad'.
About to head home. Be back in about 40 minutes or so.
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>>705064905
>enough fucking Ramsey pics
Well, I'd post my waifu but I'm supposed to be asleep right now.
These threads really die off when all the kids are in bed.
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>>705065135
The timing was quite curious on that one.
I had to find a fitting one for each post which became a little tiring.
>>705065110
4 days of heavy usage is still pretty extreme.
It might follow the guidelines but you literally have to exorcise that stuff afterwards.
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>>705064565
Not that I know of. She's all yours man. Go nuts.
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>>705065338
Alright!
>Hello then, how are you all?
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>>705065310
Eh, I feel a lot of us do that. Reaction images and what. Not hard to imagine why people confuse us with avatarfags.
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>>705065830
I am an avatarfag.
>mods plx no ban
I'm just saying I had to google the Ramsay pics. I don't actually have a folder for him.
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and best waifu gets last image.
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>>705066010
>I am an avatarfag.
Well, don't expect to not ever get banned.
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nope
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shit. forgot there's 151. I suck.
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>>705066156
They hate the OP mostly.
Don't think I interest them.
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