Because girls are weird.
New girl at work showed up crying about how her boyfriend cheated on her. Comfort her and find out she hits some of my kinks and checks off in a lot of my 'would date' boxes. Three days later she gets back together with her ex. Fucking girls man.
like a normal amount. 9x9 dish
i dont care no one will ever see me anyway i may as well get bloated
Me 2, eat all the brownies you want and ill drink all the beer I want.
i will soak my brownies in beer!!!!!
Come over sometime then, I get 5 gallon kegs for $25 at work.
Sounds gross, honestly.
because all of the cool kids are gay
Why come to you when I can drink by myself?
it really does but its ultimate chub mode
does it look like i give any fucks?
Because you can't have gay drunk sex by yourself.
But I want to drink by myself.
i want brownies yo
super ew indeed.
and mmkay. but maybe he can still hook you up with kegs yo
Depends, does oral count?
break break break away
doin whatta wanna doooo
Furries are the most degenerate people I've ever fucking seen. Everyone already thinks you're the filth of human kind.
Well you posted a confused face so I'm going with no
I am fine with my 6 pack craft beers and vodka.
Did I mention I have a mini bar because I'm learning how to bartend?
Clearly you've never seen any of the daddy/son fetish stuff lol, and bronies have always been annoying.
More for me and my liver then.
Furry artists are good at drawing porn, can't deny it
I desperately wanna suck cock
Did I mention all the beers are microbrews?
Are you feminine?
>tfw gibberish on mobile
Thanks for posting in a gay thread faggot
Tfw no cute femboy bf to fuck.
Also a kissless virgin super bottom
>tfw you'll never be a cute femme
>tfw no one wants to trash your ass
feels bad man
Yep, that one is one of my favorites
Different anon, still want to suck dick, and I live in Indiana
ive just knotted my medium toothless
what are you guys up to
i can really feel it rubbing up all over my prostate
my friends got offline and now I'm bored
this thread needs some horse <3
Needs more cumbowl
b...b...but horse dong :O
they got classes in the morning. but now I need something to do
wem tell me what to do
let's keep the party goin!
but I can't make brownies.
or chai tea
I don't have brownie stuff or chai tea
come on slut-nuggets! It's horse cock time!!!
>tfw i will never be the durr
look for the boys packing the biggest bulge!
get mounted by a horse anon, people have died by taking a horse cock
i think it just might have been! :O
pssshhh... U MN is where all the good horse cock is at.
ohhh you want this big ol dong
I'm gonna get the large water buffalo to practice taking 10+ inches on
Not that I'm ever gonna find a guy with a 10 inch dick, it's just a skill I want to have
>tfw you'll never get your head stepped on while someone plows you
you only die from that shit if you aren't properly prepared
they make massive horse cock dildos for a reason
XL chance is my fav; down to the balls every night :3
pics or I don't believe you
It's not the same though
that small doge with the black fur though...
I put him away for the night :< I also love my XL Tucker the equiknot
yea thats kinda the problem already with medium chance
can deepthroat it but its thicc as fuck
he needs more horse cock to toughen up
how man, /how/, I can take some pretty big dildos, but an XL tucker?
no anon i am big man
more horse cock is always good but medium is my limit
You have adorable hands. They look natural around a big dick.
I like it super rough, can't mimic that with a dildo, I don't want to just get off, I want to get brutally fucked
it's all about stuffing that knot in lol! Slowly slowly sitting gets the knot <3
keep goin for it!
i do do it
i can but not for long yet
Take it all on camera, post in thread
what'r you up to?
besides crying 4ever
nah i did it last night already also i gotta leave pretty soon so im not gonna do it
and also i dont really post deepthroats since it involves face. and im not tryna doxx myself
what are you gay?
like i said man i dont post deepthroat
No this this was from a girl, I'm bi. I'd like to see something from you.