Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
But. For The Greater Good!
THE GREATER GOOD MAN!
>Mfw space commie weebs.
Actually, Eru, did you see the video already?
>Don't think you're safe just yet
It is you! I've been doing well! work, school and all of that. Yourself?
WHOOPS. I've been confused
Oh that makes sense. Would it trigger you if I call the optics a scope?
One of the favorite
Claiming best girl
I don't think so, no. But now I'm curious ^^
Same thing kinda, I mean its got a 4x zoom, I'm just really particular on Mags vs Clips.
Claiming best grill. Anyone else have a cold rn?
you call the cops and ask for a restraining order
ive been here a while, just that i usually dont get on around your time or lurk when your on
and this past week ive been off and on
But you see, it's all part of my master plan to become to one TRUE Ruseman!
I have another of me going home from work, but I'll probably upload that tomorrow or the day after. Don't feel like it today.
>4:40 is a good example of how to scare the crap outta someone/be a total cunt
My satanic trips says so!
wait is it that time???
Is it time for....Melon?
Oh, guess it wasn't the same pic without text.
How are you?
Rolling for thread wide trips.
Get them lewds ready.
I know the difference of those for sure. I think movie made people think clips and mags are the same now
What's next? Taking over za warudo?
I'm just chilling out on my chair, lurking and watching some videos on Youtube.
So I'm doing great as usual.
I may be late, but goodnight!
It just means you were looking in a mirror!
Someone other than me watched this show?!
Yes! I shall become the DIO!
Wew, nice. ^^
>Gotta nyoom fast
Every time I hear people call a clip a mag and vice versa I REEE internally and try not to correct them too hard.
I never feel safe
Good night Shiro
Good thing I have 15+1 rounds of 10mm STRONK
If there is, then he has not told me what it was.
Not quite, but he didn't like it when I told him that I don't like any liquid chocolate.
>Basically chocolate milk, hot cocoa, and coffee.
>Ice cream is fine.
I doubt that.
I'd rather figure out the details from Syndra himself later.
I'm normally on in the afternoons where I live, so CST.
>Who's your waifu and what time zone are you currently living in?
please dubs for my Akikan
well this is going well....
Incredibly average, what about you?
Great to hear dude! What have you been up to since the last we talked?
I'll stop you
I know the first means thank you. I'm not sure on the second one
It was great just like yours.
Who needs exciting lives when you can have comfort in others.
come on one more....repeating digits for my can of waifu?
you will when you roll it. i was thinking of some warframe after dinner. care to join me?
Still a panty shot.
Satan doesn't have a reflection, fool!
Really only rolling for Ruri's lewd.
Eh, sure. Just let me know when you are ready.
Yeah, I got one just a few hours ago
>At Dollar General
>Hear one of the employees (covered in "gangsta" tattoos) say he had a .50 caliber desert eagle with "big old clips" and "holla points" but he went to jail for it because it was illegal
I need to stop buying soda there.
Privyet means hello, tovarish means comrade or friend
Sorry to hear that m8. I'm dying here, I've never had a cold this goddamn bad
>"Are you sure you didn't go to jail for being An Faget?"
Mostly the big move from Washington to Alabama, as far as I'm concerned.
It wasn't really fun waiting for two weeks until I could lurk on here with internet; I didn't have a lot of things to do to kill time.
>Also watched Akikan.
I had a High-five GIF just for this, but I cannot seem to locate it right now.
Something's telling me that you're the Minami anon from the past few days.
Exactly! But I'm not going to drive like a mad cunt every night like that. Especially since it's getting near the end on the month.
Good, as it should be.
Only somewhat, eh?
SON OF A BEETCH!
When did Satan become a vampire?!
I made an invite for myself just in case but now I can't post please help
Laura I'm sorry for leaving ;-;
Mine is just mild headache, dry throat and stuffy nose.
Hope you get better mayne
If I wasnt too autistic and retarded to talk to people I would have gone and shown my GLAWK to see if that was also illegal according to him
That's not really possible is it
But clips and mags are all the same!hi st load it up with ammo and load that to the gun right? :^)
I was wrong lol. Hello to you
Don't worry about me. What got you worring?
Whoa there. Been taking vitamin Cs?
You were up there? Hays the woods like? All them tall trees. Poor you with no way to kill time. Whats the big move for if i may ask?
Yeah, throat is hurting like a bitch now
Yeah. The woods were actually pretty nice to look at. Also, from all that I heard of, it's just because my parents were looking for new jobs. No biggie.
Also, I'm so glad that the waiting is now the past.
Yeah I wouldn't either.
>I tend to drive carefully anyway though.
Rockin Dat Glock BOI?! Noice.
YEAH BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Sure they both load the gun but only one STAYS in the gun and only one feeds into a fixed mag.
I'm trying to catch up with some people I haven't talked to in over 6 months. I really missed them since the first day I bailed but now it's too much. I'm tired of stranding myself
Nah fam. I'll roll as many times as I want.
Alright, gimme just a minute to log in and use the rest room real quick.
I can honestly say that I have never met anyone else that even knew it existed. It was one of the first animes that I ever actually watched completely.
Any way to fix it?
Ya, end of the month quotas coming up for the cops. Don't wanna give em a reason to fuck me over.
Why would you fear for that~?
Do I look like I'm fucking gay? they need to be smooth.
What's snow like up there? Has to be pretty since I live in southern texas lol. Oh that makes sense. I hope this new job pays well. How's Alabama so far?
They both shoot bullets though
Oooh old friends eh? You want to talk to them but you don't want to tire yourself out huh?
Did I fucking stutter?
Post your waifu's pits so I can masturbate to her you cuck
you better still be lurking homura. goodnight! wait for me to say it back next time hmph.
Snow is actually pretty rare in Washington, even in winter. It's been a solid year since I saw snow, but I lived far from the mountains.
To me, there's nothing too special about Alabama, except that it's warmer than usual, and I have to get used to that.
Not that I know of
All I got is some numbing spray that'll work for about half an hour though
The claws on your cat paws don't incite safety to me
True. Stay safe, don't meme behind the wheel.
Guns shoot boolet. Magazine hold boolet, clip hold boolet but slightly worse. Silly smug.
Then say something in the discord why don't you?
I knew something about her seemed familiar, just couldn't locate it.
Well now you do. Any other odd ones you might want to mention?
You do realize that changing waifus here is frowned upon, right?
>The self-replies kind of made it obvious, plus I was probably the only one paying attention to them.
I'm just afraid they'll think I'm a jerk. Well I am. I left so suddenly because I couldn't stand myself anymore
Decided to educate myself on that and probably caught cancer from that
I really don't know where this came from.
The joys of the internet.
>Work in a few hours
I dun wanna go. Smugs halp.
Hmmm, sounds like a typical sore throat to me.
Ehhhh? Why not~?
B-But I love to meme behind the wheel!
Hmmm, I'm sure there is. I'd have to go through all my old collections to find them though.I watched a lot of odd off stuff when I first got into anime.
I don't think I can find any pics of shinoa with her pits but this one.Sorry
Really? I would thought the north would have plenty of snow cause you kno, North. Enjoy that heat while it last cause fall and winter are a-coming!
Serious question. What do you mean by slightly worse?
Yo don't say that. Just tell then you're tired. I'm sure they'll understand
I dunno man. Money sounds good to me
Not all of the North have plenty of snow, you know.
Also, I'm eager for the cold weather if more than anything!
Those ones had claws. No scratch me :( am nice bunnie
>I DIDN'T PUT NEW ART ON MY PHONE NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT BITCH
Yeah, it just hurts like a hell
Money is good, but I just don't feel like going today.
The claws will be fine, don't worry about it~
I don't wanna be like, guys, I'm back we can be friends again. I just wanna let them know I'm still around and they can talk to me only if they wish too, but most probably won't
I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking Alice. How has your day been?
I guess it's this again then. I have no choice but to accept my fate ;ω;
All you can do is make yourself available to them. I'd it was me, I'd try and find out what happened first before deciding not to talk to you again
Pretty boring. Lying in bed now and probably gonna sleep soonish
akame i feel like your puppy
The cuck actually did it
I'm going to fuck shinoa in your bed while she makes you sleep on the floor.
Does this Felix guy know that he cannot compete with smuggest kitty?
Meme RESPONSIBLY then. Don't want you drifting into outer space just yet.
IMO the stripper clips were very good for their time, however now-a-days its much much quicker to change mags than it is to load a new clip.
Why would she smile while insulting her husbando.
All I can suggest is water really. Milk helps immediate soreness, but makes it worse later down the line. So try to avoid a lot of dairy.
Don't worry, it'll all be over by the time you wake~
Haha, I've still got some things to fix before drifts. Bushing and tires namely. And those aren't till after the ignition is fixed.
I'm the one who quit on them
what uh yeah sure you can be that
I wouldn't know that. No lie. I don't blame you. Fall is my favorite season
>needs a blush to it
Aww. Not feeling so well, homie?
Ooooohh! What I usually say is 'i know we haven't talked in a while but I hope you're doing fine and that we can talk again or hang out' let them know you still care
Oh. What if I don't sleep on a bed but a couch?
Cheshy! You're back too! How's my little kitten doing?
>pets the cheshire
Ah. Gotcha. Well technology is advancing. I had to look up stripper clip. That love how that loads in vidya
Ah, yeah that makes sense. Now I need a name for my male space dog in Warframe.
You been in bed all day, or just got in?
Sounds really comfy. You listening to any music?
Lotta fun to play with em, bolt actions are great too. Any ideas for my male space dog's name? ^^
i keep following you around is what i mean I just like talking too you
As you can probably tell, Winter's my favorite. Also, I agree to that, but alas, I've no skill over art.
I still have no idea why you left when nobody said they disliked you or anything. What happened?
Akame, we all like you, we all want you here. I'm serious. We even wish you would talk to us a bit more. Also, we're all here for you when you need us (and I'm not talking just about the discord, I mean /waifu/ as a whole).
Hey Alice! How are you?
Hello my cute little Shinoa
I've found more pics of my Cheshy
That's even more worrying
That's irrelevant. People generally do things for a reason, whether it's a good reason or not is up for discussion. It is worth telling them you're around, they might be fine with it
Just got in bed. I'm listening to nothing, got ear plugs in and just ready to fall asleep
See above. Kind of. These listening to nothing part isn't relevant to the question though
oh you talk to ruby huh
alright, yours is from stratos right?
nep nep a shit
Because she told you to you to sleep on the floor limp dick.
Can't really tell. Eyes are burning a bit, it's nothing serious. Just kinda... not feeling it.
In the words of one of my old friends. "NAME IT KITTY! Unless it's a kitty, THEN NAME IT TURTLE!"
Shhhh shhh, everything will be okay!
Hi Alice, how are you?
Hello Esdeath, sup?
Fite me, I'll rekt you m9
Of course I'm not your cat. You don't own me!
*fax machine noises*
oh hey your waifu is very wew in that pic nice muscles
going to sleep soon thought id say hi